#dirty jokes

[fattuccini-afraido]

Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.

Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.

Helen, chokes:

Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.

[plistommy]

Eddie, angry at Steve: You’re such an asshole!

Steve: Well you sure seem to love mine!

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie, giving up and coming to kiss Steve: Fuck you, man…

Steve, smirking: That’s the point, Eds.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

 Is not nature beautiful?

[gabs-books]

Nico: What are you in the mood for? Will: World domination. Nico: That's a bit ambitious. Will: You are my world, Sunshine Nico: I'm hell, also I don't get the "world domination" Will: Nico: Will: Nico: OH-

[ineffablehubbys]

“It’s Friday night people and we need to get it up”

David Tennent you did not just say that hahaha. The way he laughed at his own dirty joke after 😭😭

[litrallymadlad]

Jeremy’s stickers are placed in order of his headcanons for how much water each fox drinks everyday.

[the-real-spot-conlon]

*spot walks into the Manhattan lodging house*

Albert: *points at him*HE'S FUCKING SPOT CONLON!!

Jack: *without looking up* who, Race?

[peeporoon]

the cousin they dont like to talk about

[candieduranium]

[fucksurass]

I think im soooooooo fucking funny

Im a good moot right?

That one labru trend

The "dirty joke"s in question

@azrielthedrawer has to endure me everyday. He's probably tired of my shit but ill never STOP

[kaminassss]

The lovebirds after a manual job 🥰

The gray spy is a very obedient man

2 notes and maybe I'll upload a naughty version on my Twitter and newgrounds 🤫🥵😶‍🌫️

[demonclownhotti3]

The term “shitposting” takes on a whole new meaning when the post is scat-related

[royal-apple-cider-martini]

Angel: I identify as an incomplete staircase. Can you give me a good railing?

Lucifer: *trying to process what Angel just said*

Husk: *trying not to choke to death from that pick up line*

Lucifer: *finally understanding what Angel meant*

[agaypanic]

Ok I know lab rats is supposed to be a kids show but now that I’m rewatching it seems like there are SO MANY hidden dirty/adult jokes in there 💀

Like that one scene where Chase says “How do you like being relentlessly manhandled - … that came out wrong” HELLO????

i feel like that’s common with a lot of disney/kid shows lol the general goofiness keeps the kids entertained while amusing whatever adult might be watching with the kid with an occasional dirty joke that goes over the kid’s head

[lucvandam]

[litrallymadlad]

babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your höt mēåt.