#disciples question

[holdonendure]

Is Now the Time?

[confuzing]

It's normal to have like, six plus AU ideas at once right? Anyway, Head Disciple almost Shang Qinghua confronts the cutest little digression from the narrative you ever did see:

SQH: *crouches down in the dirt to examine Shen Yuan*

SY, a baby: *giggles and pats SQH*

SQH: Ok little bro you're super cute but I know for a fact you should have been stillborn.

SY: *chews on his own hand*

SQH: ...you are criminally adorable. Shit. Well, you're here now. What's the worst that can happen?

SY: *high pitched baby yell*

SQH: Exactly.

SQQ: What the fuck are you doing?

SQH: Just admiring your extremely cute baby shidi!

SQQ: *picks SY up* That better be all you're doing.

SQH: Are you hearing this baby bro? Tell your mom we were just talking.

SY: *giggles*

SQQ: Don't be nice to him Shen Yuan.

SY: *waves at SQH*

SQH: *is slain by SY's extreme baby cuteness*

[benevolenterrancy]

Art prompt of Shen Qingqiu holding the aro flag (fits his color scheme)

the real reason this man doesn't realise he's tripping every romance flag in the story

[octaviusing]

How would ford react to someone other than bill seeing his face? I’m quite curious….. 👀 👀 👀

hehehe WELL, as you know, we have seen what happens if you forcibly take the wraps off him here

This however is how it usually goes down..

However! at first, he didn't really mind, he just knew Bill was protective over that and he is loyal to his husbands wishes..

but its been so long, hes feels wrong and exposed showing his face now, in short, if its an accident, he still freaks out and tries to hide his face. Its only for Bill (◡‿◡✿)

[triptychcryptid]

Psst... Dr. Pines and DD Stan meeting... How would that end?

Hang on, which Dr. Pines we talking about? Because I think I know of like 3 at least. XD

If a Better World, and Dr. Pines is trying to steal DD Stan, GOOD. FUCKING. LUCK. Stan doesn't trust Fords in general. If being a snarky bitch doesn't deter him, Dr. Pines may come away missing a hand. XD He's got no patience for the crazy Fords. XD

If Dr. Pines is after Cannon Stan, DD PROBABLY wouldn't get involved because like...not his monkey, not his circus.

[waitineedaname]

sorry im still so fucking unwell about the bingge vs bingmei extra. not only did he get this little glimpse into a world where he's loved, but he goes home with evidence of it on him -- the disciple robes, and the little braid sqq sneakily put in his hair. can you imagine bingge going back to his world and realizing there's a delicate little braid in his hair, put there by the shizun that loved him and treated him tenderly. im going to eat gravel.

[carrot-felisidad]

Fic idea: Jiang Cheng was cursed to say and do what he really feels for a day.

He caresses Wei Wuxian's cheeks and says how proud he is of him. He hugs Jin Ling and confesses that he's the center of his world. He praises his disciples and expresses how happy he is for staying with him. He swam around the lotus pond on only his inner robes as he always dreams of doing. He sweet-talked Lan Xichen out of seclusion. He glared at Lan Wangji and told him to get lost.

[autism-corner]

You know its name. You have already fallen for its charm. Can you reach the start of something beautiful?

levianui dating sim (REAL). out now.

Open up to levianui in YOUR life. Click this link. Play its game. BIG rewards.

yes this is an actual story. open it up and let levianui's magic do its work. ~1k words, 5-10 minute experience. also on ao3

big nui itself: @levianui

[sillygoofyqueer]

WEI QINGWEI MY BABY LET'S GOOOOO

So, while at An Ding Peak, Wei Yi meets the little mouse of a (basically) head disciple, and never in his life has he seen a guy more in need of a goddamn friend to help out with the frankly criminal amount of work being dumped onto him - it was like Shang Su (素) was doing most of the duties of the peak lord already! Without the benefits!! When he talked to Shifu about it, the man had winced and claimed that Shang Su's shizun was "a real piece of work". Now, Wei Yi wasn't oblivious to what that meant, so he decided to spend a little bit more of his time over at An Ding, even when he was allowed to go back to Bai Zhan once again (with severe apologies from Wanfei's shizun ((and cool monster parts that he was gonna use in his next projects))), helping out as much as he possibly could with Shang Su's (reluctant) guidance. Instead of his friends letting him do his own thing, after the next few visits to An Ding, he wandered to Shang Su's quarters and finds Yanfei looming over a petrified looking Shang Su with a sceptical looking A-Zhang in the background. It was rare that their schedules always fit so perfectly together, but they always made sure to give Shang Su a bit of a hand whenever he needed it. Even if that was sometimes getting into polite arguments with the An Ding peak lord. At least Shifu found it funny; apparently there were pointed comments about the efficiency of a head disciple constantly being off peak in the peak lord meetings. All that aside, he truly was being handed more duties as head disciple, meaning it was even harder to spend time with his friends - but he was learning sect secrets, so it was probably for the best that he couldn't be around his friends much because he would tell them literally everything that he was learning. He couldn't help it, he never had secrets to tell or share!! Like Zui Xian Peak. The well-known wine production peak, often used as a way for other sects to criticise the "frivolity" of Cang Qiong. After all, what was the point of a peak dedicated to festivities planning and wine making if not to abuse such a power for lazing around? It was to throw people off the scent of the espionage and political murder that was planned and organised there, the 'dopey, carefree disciples' actually some of the most put together people upon the sect, efficient and detail oriented because one single misstep could lead to their deaths and the sect's secret coming pouring out within seconds. The only reason that Wei Yi was allowed to be aware of such a huge secret was because the Wan Jian Peak Lord was in charge of being the sole supplier of all of the weapons for Zui Xian. Pretty stressful to take into account, but at least the head disciple, Shui Muyang, had become far less distant now that he knows of their peak's secret. They were undeniably strange but also very fun - it's like they were the same carefree, relaxed disciple from before, but now with a harsher edge to it. More...cutthroat. They seemed pleased to have someone they could be themself with. He had mentioned Shang Su's shizun's reign of terror upon An Ding to them once when they were visiting the forges to check on his progress making concealable weapons (all designed by him), and they had almost casually started planning how to make their death seem like a qi deviation. Wei Yi enjoyed having friends, there was no doubt about it, but he seemed to attract the most unique ones! There was Mu Zhang, extremely obsessed with the flora of their world (and dead bodies for some reason), then Liu Yanfei, someone who seemed determined to fight everything that so much as moves near him (how he bonds, maybe?), not to mention Shang Su, who seems seconds away from having a qi deviation and passing out from exhaustion simultaneously (like a little hamster..), and now Shui Muyang! He loved his friends very much, but he hoped that the next friend would be at least a measure of normalcy that he could compare to his other friends... (Hey guys, more here if you're interested in Shui Muyang!)

[nameless-victory]

Hello tumblr I didn't immediately forget about you I just haven't been drawing much recently outside of stupid doodles and I'm too scared to post most of them cus they feel too low effort so I've just been lurking again oops

Take this doodle of Butcher and one of their disciples I drew for a milestone on yt as a sign I'm still alive and I promise I'll lock in soon trust </3

[nibbelraz]

heh the funniest thing about all the sqh stuff is I literally have most of a fic written from outsider pov which is basically sqh’s head disciple realizing he’s a god and that any prayers to him get answered (usually by sqh without him realizing it). It’s several k words now and the random sqh posting makes me hopeful some people would like it 💜

ANON

ANON PLEASE

On my KNEES AND CRYING PLEASE SEND ME THE FIC WHEN YOU DROP IT I PROMISE YOU SO MANY PEOPLE WOULD BE SCREAMING WITH JOY AT THIS CONCEPT

if not I will scream with joy, I AM screaming with joy rn, I personally will be your number one fan

anon I would love to read this whenever you post/publish it

[jam-packed]

enea kinda american mink w a fish on ice coded

[hyakunana]

Pocky Day 2k23 feat exo girlfriends ✨

[shizunitis]

teacher teacher teacher what's your favorite Binghe face from the donghua??? And what's your favorite of Shizun? I know you got to have lots!

(also the donghua fascinates me so much because they make them look like such perfect models and yet they have to give them human facial expressions so it's like not quite an uncanny valley effect but constantly flirting with the uncanny which just fascinates me to watch)

the donghua being so… goofy, at times, as well as flirting with the uncanny (which is the perfect descriptor, thank you so much) is sometimes deeply jarring.

one moment i’m looking at my beautiful perfect shizun, in awe of his grace, and the next he has the weirdest attempt at a smile on his face. however the donghua project is very dear to us starving children and i couldn’t ask for a better adaptation honestly. it’s fitting 🙂‍↕️

i’ve added (some of, i’m on mobile and thus, suffering) my favourite stills under the cut. it’s my first try at editing things properly and. i am. unconfident shall we say

Binghe:

And, oh… Shizun…

i tried. i swear i did

[thisqueernerd]

Malevolent Part 45 spoilers in the tags

[triptychcryptid]

DD Crew as a Glam Rock band in the 80's. Ford's on synth, Stan's on electric guitar, Fidds is Lead Singer, Saoirse's on drums and Bill's on the triangle.

Except Ford and Stan are subtly trying to sabotage each other the whole time, Bill's making eye at Saoirse, who is wondering if Lye will dissolve a nightmare god, and Fidds is thiiiiiiiis close to turning the mic into a death bot and setting it loose to strangle Stan and Ford.

They are amazing though, and the crowd just thinks they're doing a bit.

Anyone got any good band names for them?

@localcanadiancreature62