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[dailydungeondelves]

And I was SO CLOSE to them not noticing!

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[ofinkandstars]

DM troubles

That awkward moment when you thought your players were going to interview all three of their hostages so you give each NPC a different piece of the story puzzle but then they decide they don’t need to interrogate the other two guys... whoops

[tacticaltokens]

Has anyone here ever made one? #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #ttrpgs #dm #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #dmquestions #dmproblems #pathfinder https://www.instagram.com/p/CIQ2HUvhW8M/?igshid=ljhgf6ampf4k

[themadnesstomymethod]

Due to a vocal slip, my players were told that the magnificent devil Strahd now lives in the dread Castle Raisinloft. 

[vindalf]

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[dungeonhavoc]

Having a list of names doesn’t seem to work well for me. I like having names that match the culture and it’s too cumbersome to go through listS of names for a random cultural name. I should just get over it, but as a dm this is one of those things I haven’t found a great (not just okay) solution for and it irks me.

[3d6-dungeon-master]

The hardest thing to do...

I game with the people I work with. The hardest thing for me to do most days is NOT talk to the other people I work with about D&D all day. I am also their DM so it's also hard for me to not spoil the events yet to come.

[nerdimmersion]

Not the first time I've posted something like this, but it's still true none the less #dnd #dnd5e #DungeonsAndDragons #nerdimmersion #rpg #DMproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/BpFRM__hwg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2cmd5sshzdh4

[iamtryingmybardest]

Me, the DM: “The statue at the front is the biggest, ahead of the others. Flowers and trinkets are at its feet, offerings apparently...”

Paladin: “I look for coins under the statue.”

Warlock: “I cast eldritch blast on the statue.”

[craniodad]

Almost time!

There is this block of time each week that I loathe. The hour or two before the doors open, and the players arrive for the weekly session of Dungeons and Dragons. With the help of four beautiful children our house is in a constant state of flux between warzone and museum.

Today, it was much closer to that of a war zone.

I fear that I may care too much about how the house looks, sometimes. But…

[vigigametherapy]

Put an event in game so you can justify part of a skill challenge, but don't take into account that they might just want to explore it and participate.

You know, I see a lot of posts out there about dumb shit that players do and while all of those posts are incredibly valid, I feel like this is dumbass DM erasure. I dearly love every story about bards who seduce the final boss and warlocks with sugar daddies and all that BUT I think DMs are greatly misunderstood to all be these serious controlling entities who just want their players to follow through with their perfectly planned scenerios. Here’s to all the dumbass DMs out there who:

- forget their NPC names and constantly make up new names for unimportant recurring NPCs when the players see them in hopes that they wont remember

- plan a whole dungeon around one (1) spongebob reference that they really wanted to fit in

- accidentally give two NPCs the same name bc you just pull from a list and you forgot to cross it off

- choose to homebrew everything bc they have an Artistic Vision but the vision is just that you want there to be three gnomes in a trench coat selling sketchy magical items somewhere in the setting

- use the same dumbass voice for every NPC but with different 90s surfer slang for different characters

- make just awful items and make their players buy them (I’m currently working on the “Ross From Friends” tramp stamp of +1 AC)

- realize they only have 28 minutes before the next session to plan and instead make text posts on tumblr.com

Anyway if any DMs want to add onto this with some dumbass shit they’ve subjected their players to feel free

[tacticaltokens]

Any other D&D enthusiasts out there have a special someone in your life who's not as enthusiastic as you? Stay strong and roll on!

[kristinkervz]

Ah, yes. Vanilla BBC. Because that's apparently a thing. #badquotes #failedpickuplines #DMproblems #creeper #flirtingfail #whatnottosay #funnyquotes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv-Smscgu3c/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7vaw96aa1so

[readwriteroleplay]

I will not kill my role play group I will not kill my role play group I will not kill my role play group #dnd #geek #DMproblems #monsters

[nerdimmersion]

90% of the campaigns I run. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dmproblems #rpgs #rpg #tabletoprpg #dungeonmaster #dnd5e