#do not test me...
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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.
#i'm sure there's categories i'm forgetting so please add on actually#but these are the ones that make me and family members want to tear our hair out#allergyposting#disability#ableism#my allergist & i mutually agreed i should get tested for an annatto allergy#which is what's used to make a lot of foods yellow/orange.#do you know what a lot of yellow and orange foods say on the label? “COLOR ADDED”
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When the Batkids all realise Bruce is so tooth rottingly supportive of his family, they start a competition to test just how far this support goes.
Jason makes tshirts with crude sayings and even cruder drawings on them.
Bruce wears them without question.
Tim makes an app that just tells you what your nut of the day is.
Bruce uses it everyday.
The rest of the clan try it themselves and only stop when Dick hires out a theatre and preforms a one man play slash interpretive dance for all the family.
Bruce is the only one to not pull out their phone or look bored even when the performance goes into its forth hour.
After that they realise there is no ceiling. They could do anything and Bruce will be behind them 100 percent.
#tell me what you think each clan member would do to test bruce#batfam#batclan#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake
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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.
#chronic pain#I guess#cripplepunk#crip punk#<— correct me if that’s overstepping#what do I tag this with#I obviously didn’t get a diagnosis#personal but I’m also really scared of needles#and having to go through the fear and pain and crying and screaming#for nothing#doesn’t feel good#people tell me it’s not “nothing#but I know exactly what I did before the tests#which is nothing!!#and I didn’t have to go through that pain for that!!!#also å few months ago I genuinely thought it was completely normal#later I realised that spending hours each morning warming up my hands to feel usable might be more pain and stiffness than other people#experienced#I genuinely didn’t expect all of my friends to say they didn’t feel ANY pain at all#and now I’m just hyper aware of how not normal this is#and I’m still in pain#and now I’m not gonna get any help other than a “try heat therapy from the doctor#which is what I was already doing#like no im not crying cause I’m not sick#it would be great if I wasn’t sick#but clearly something’s wrong
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you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny
#i think most likely thing is that i was testing the snapshot or something and maybe gave gold to a big piglin and baby at the same time?#and the big one threw string at me and i thought it was from the baby. that's my best guess as to why i thought this happened#i think it SHOULD happen. i want the babies to do silly stuff#yes i checked this bc of that post i reblogged bc i wanted to double check that they stacked onto hoglins#still a fantastic game feature even tho ive only seen it one time#granted im usually in 1.8 but still#priv
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life series x pokemon
#yay i cant wait for the new season :D#do NOT test me i WILL come up with teams for everyone if given the time#trafficblr#life series#pokemon#grian#solidaritygaming#pearlescentmoon#inthelittlewood#carrot art
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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broke: knuckles is stupid haha sillyyyy
woke: knuckles would bond with tails specifically over their love for history, artifacts, learning, and desire for answers. knuckles would also have the attention span to be invested and keep up with tails work (to an extent duh obv no one catch match tails mind)🤓☝️
#sonic fanart#knuckles the echidna#sth#miles tails prower#tails the fox#my art#i am keeping the rant short… do not test me ..
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Susie meets the friendly yellow rabbit in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#susie fnaf#fnaf pizzeria simulator#spring bonnie#yellow rabbit#‘can you get the dog please? I know how to get there..’#since drawing the Charlie comic I’ve been wondering what I should do in that vibe next#it only felt right to focus on Susie’s story#after Charlie David Cassidy etc I think Susie is the next most important ghost child#we know a lot about her#and her story is horrific it really gets to me#William kills her dog to test remnant#then uses her dogs death to lure her to test a humans remnant#ITS sick and twisted#it’s how William uses anything to his manipulation even grief especially grief#I sniffle and sob over Chica and the cupcake
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#p5r#persona 5 protagonist#akechi goro#IM FREEEE IM FREEE IM FREEEEE#IT ONLY TOOK 24 HOURS AND THEN SOME AND 2 MONTHS OF SANITY!!!!!!#im never drawing anything like this again ill be going bsck to 3/4 bust up 0 backgrounds.#persona 5#shuake#ANYWAY. listened to a lot of picture you by chapp3ll roan while drawing this…#and like the correlation isnt there but i think abt all the mutual things….joker bringing rival up twice and akechi being shocked#my art#doodle#doodles#and the way at the end akc thinks that joker wished him back because of pity 😔#do you picture me like i picture you am i in the frame of your point of view…#joker being the only person akc trusts and relies on but is it the same….is it all just pity…..#ANYWAYYYYYYY my sanity! gone! i have to go study for my test now and alllll my hw and honey im home day art
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Wow Glindas so smaaaart she thinks in her sleep
Some extra bits below:

#fooze#wicked fanart#wicked the movie#wicked the musical#wicked#gelphie#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#they’re stupid your honor#I was just testing out a different brush to switch lineart to and so you guys get this yay yahoo yippie#I know Glindas the silly™️ one but miss me with that forever serious elphaba she’s also a goober#these two are a married couple idc idc#I’m kidding I do care#it’s just me making a joke out of a hc that elphies the cold one and Glindas the warm one that’s all#Glindas literal sunlight she’s gonna harness the heat of the sun too#once Elphaba got to share Glindas bed she basically moved into it lmao
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hi i have artblock and my head hurts and uhghhhhhhh
#no context for any of this#i went on a strange tangent and made a whole lotta animations the past few weeks#i dont know why#im gonna post on tiktok but i gotta wait a couple weeks for my birthday cause my account is age restricted lol#i made a test video to see if my account was public or not. so if you saw that no you didnt#anyways my username is depresed.duck on tiktok so follow me if u want#mlp#mlpfim#mlp fim#mlp art#mlp g4#my little pony fanart#mlp fanart#my little pony#sciset#scitwi#sci twi#sunset shimmer#suntrix#pinkie pie#midnight sparkle#scisetpie#ALSO im doing artfight! my user is DepresedDuck
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New study technique called "let's go steal a grade" in which I pretend to be a part of the Leverage crew and study for my exams as if I'm studying for the grift. I need enough knowledge that I can con the mark without getting called out.
#it'll be great guys. work so well#questions like 'what would the mark (examiners) expect me to know' and 'what do those specific tecnical words mean' so i dont get caught ou#i shall simply grift the test into giving me a good grade. this is how all of academia works#leverage tv#leverage#leverage redemption#university#1k
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Get that man (pregnant)!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#digital art#animation#This was an animation test for a much...much longer project.#I do not know what the hell I am doing . I feel like a toddler being the wheel of a semi-truck.#But I've learned that the most important thing about art is to just dive in and start. I've learned a lot from my failures!#There is probably a more efficient way to do all of this. I'm using CPS and as of 20 min ago I just found out that animation folders-#-and regular folders are *different*. So I'm hopeful the rest of this animation goes well!#Shout out to Jiang Yanli for getting that man pregnant. MXTX told me herself that he carried Jin Ling to term with no complications.#How? How you ask? Well. I imagine it was a sea-horse situation. He has a pouch where he keeps his young.#He went from calling her names and trying to break off the wedding to having pregnancy cravings. Character growth.
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"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"
"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"
"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"
(+ a longer look at each scene:)
#art#gif#obey me#this was meant to be a quick test. it was not quick. i think this is was the longest i've spent on drawing something since rolling ik#for some reason procreate keeps fucking up the colours on export and i'm too tired to figure out how to make it stop#can you tell that satan and lucifer were animated first?#funnily enough satan showing ik his book was pretty simple but lucifer walking was like. impossible. he kept turning out fucked up#i was so worn out by the end of it that everyone else's animations are way simpler#(the walk still doesn't look right but i've made peace with that.... i should've done some tutorials or smth first)#(such is my hubris: when i try to do new art things it's mainly by brute-forcing my way through it and hoping it works)#jtta ik#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#anyway i'd like to experiment more with trying to animate things in future so!! look forward to that?
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I recently watched Puss in boots: the last wish (I know, I’m late to the party) and really liked this dialogue :)
(I also wanted an excuse to practice lineless art again :])
Some close ups and the initial sketch under the cut for fun !




#linked universe#lu warriors#lu sky#lu twilight#my art#fanart#linkeduniverse#tloz#one day I’ll draw a real background but for now you just get teal :>#Had lots of fun with this one! Got to test out some new design ideas for the lads and brush up on my painting skills#Oh and I got to do my stupid different font per link thing#Sky’s is very swirly :) that’s just his vibe#artists on tumblr#Btw the background IS meant to change between frames the inconsistency is purposeful#This trio’s relationship is very precious to me: Trouble(intended) Trouble(accidental) and warriors#Wars ages 30 years every time he hangs out with these two
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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