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arahabaki is the god of fire right? what about a god(dess) of water reader? and them and chuuya fall in love. bam. someone write it rn
#ya im back telling u guys what to write bc im way too stupid to write anything these days#i live fanfics in my head and this is one of my top favorites with chuuya#its been so long bsd fandom how are u#i also dont remember anything about the arahabaki plot and ive never read stormbringer so idk#do what u want with this plot#same shit as the reader is pure good and fyodor is pure evil i love these tropes#chuuya#bungou stray dogs#bsd imagines#bungo stray dogs x reader#chuuya x reader#plot ideas#screaming at the void with j.
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let me out
#this update was a beautiful mix of fkcng clown music and impending doom. this was excellent in every way#malleus stuck on all our phones. sad pathetic little man. he is banging on the screen demanding freedom and we r giggling#i had exactly two hours of free time after work/errands and before bed to do this. no sketch no finished work just vibes#very excited to see him hornless. or maybe the power of love will sway him instead. asta's hug comic i think of u fondly#catríona's ever changing style choices strikes again. i love flexibility. i wanted it kinda rough and lots of grit/texture. tasty#color that pops. yea#work is feeling more ominous with each passing day on whether i will remain employed but we shall see!!!!! we shall see!!!!!#i added lettie on teams for sanity. it's a must#twst#twstファンアート#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#twst silver#yea i snuck him in there on the banner. its me DUH what did u expect#pshh as if i could draw plot art of malleus and not slap my boy in there#suntails
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:) i certainly have no issue dressing in drag :)
^guy who has no issue dressing in drag btw
glenn said that dennis' drag name is victoria von hemen btw
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#glenn howerton#guy who should get to dress in drag#im just. ill never be over the fact that glenn wrote Two episodes in season 3 that involve dennis doing drag#i know he doesn't really want to write for the show but there's something so special abt how early sunny was an actor's sandbox#esp hearing glenn talk abt how den is like. an outlet for him and a way to play around with shit he would never do for one reason or anothe#my point being that i think its been a while since he was able to utilize dennis again in that way#but 16 was a definite change. especially with dtamhd it feels like dennis is becoming more glenn again. like he was in the early days#theres a pretty good stretch of the show once it got into the double digits that feels like den was. co-opted.#but like i wonder how it feels to explore sexuality and gender via your character#it must be similar to doing that through fandom and OCs but there's a whole other layer to it here#esp when its not Just being presented as comedic as it was in past seasons. like dennis is Actually queer and this is a normal plot point#its not the punchline like den's femininity often is its literally just part of what makes him able to help mac and dee#id argue we've gotten this in the form of. dennis doing dee's makeup and shit. but#anyway. glenn. now that you have two of your former writing assistants in that writers room i hope you get to do drag again 💀#its been 16 years. show us the new and improved victoria.#i honestly can't imagine pitching something like that to a room of people Without some sort of comedic twist but#man.#ada speaks#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#rcg#i won't ever forget the way he lit up talking abt queer dennis jhksvfjhksvdfgjhkds#love u king...... i hope you get something in s17 that you Certainly Don't Mind
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viktor x librarian! reader (headcanons + tiny scenarios) part 2
summary: even before your relationship, heimerdinger already knew you and viktor liked each other. now, he wants to help to bring you two together.
content warning: fluff!! and a bit of language towards the end :D (it was written with s1 viktor in mind!)
author notes: im here again with the viktor and librarian! reader hcs, but it was so cute and i couldn't turn down the anon who sended me the request!! i really liked to write this (i mean.... you can see how much i liked, its pretty big lol) and i hope you like it too! (i recommend you read the part 1 before this, bcs you wont might understand some stuff since its on the first. well, here's the link for part 1!)
» being a librarian near piltover’s academy means that every time a student needed some book or document you might have, they would come to you. even professors.
you’ve seen the doors opening, but you didn’t see anyone standing there. you thought that maybe it was the wind, but soon you heard a voice coming from behind the reception desk. “hey, down there!” looking down, you recognized the owner of the voice, professor cecil b. heimerdinger.
“oh, i’m sorry, didn’t see you in there!’’, you rubbed the back of your neck, nervous, afraid considering that you had one of the most important people of piltover inside the library you work in. “well, how could i help you?”, you offered him a polite smile and he offered one of his, fur twitching up around the corners of his mouth.
“oh, you see, maybe you do have some old stuff, like-”
» after this, whenever he needed something, he would find himself already walking to your library. he often recommended the establishment for his students and pupils, making it a spot for study dates and scientific discussions. now, it was even harder to take breaks, the place was more crowded than it ever was. oh, you just wanted to hear what heimerdinger was wanting to say, about what had been happening at the academy or, even better, at the council, but, obviously, only the non-confidential stuff.
when your lunch break hit, you were finally able to come meet the professor, a normal occurrence every week. you could see his small figure waving and smiling, seated and already waiting for you at the cafeteria he likes. “hi, friend! i’ve ordered the usual for us,” he said while adjusting himself on his seat, “my assistant and one of my students are working together on... something. it's revolutionary, i could say, but very dangerous. i’ve already advertised them about it but they insist on doing it anyway,” he sighed, tidying the ends of his furry moustache, “and my assistant, specifically, wants to know if you have some old materials that could possibly help them.”
“oh, of course! it’s always a pleasure to help piltover’s geniuses.”
» next week, he showed up with the said assistant, viktor, and it was love at first sight. he was gorgeous and intelligent too. oh, dear janna, he was the perfect kind of guy. you eyes didn't catch how he was less confident than how normally he is, or the way he smiled at you, of course you didn’t, it was the first time you’ve met each other, but professor knew you both well enough to know something was going on. and he was correct when he said viktor would come in there often, because, indeed, he did. way too often for someone who was meant to be just a customer.
» sometimes, heimerdinger would stay in the library, pretending to read some book, only to observe how you and viktor interacted around one another. it was crystal clear how you liked each other, but were rather afraid to confess your feelings, so the yordle made it his personal mission to help you two to get together.
» and when you first sorted and stored some books for viktor based on what he was reading these past days, it was when it hit him that he might be liking you. and later, once he reached the academy again, jayce and heimerdinger already were waiting for him in the lab, both of them noticing how tense he was as soon as he opened the door.
“viktor, my boy, what happened?” the yordle said, making up space on the couch so his assistant could sit by his side. which he did, leaving the books on the table and his cane near himself, often rotating it around its own axis, just so he could occupy his mind with something that wasn't you.
“it's nothing, professor,” but he knew viktor was lying. the way he played with his cane, or how he wasn't looking at their eyes, it all made him seem more and more suspicious.
jayce came closer, sitting at the edge of his rotating chair, touching viktor's shoulder lightly, “hey, if something is happening, you can count on us,” his eyes full of empathy, looking at his friend, “whatever it may be.”
soon, it clicked for heimerdinger. his assistant just came back from the library, he had books on his hands and was visibly shaken. of course! how could he forget about the librarian? “i might have a theory why he is like this, jayce,” he chuckled, leaving viktor flustered and jayce confused. he met jayce's curious gaze, his own smile bringing a smirk to his pupil's face.
“and what would be that theory?”, jayce asked, thinking about all the possibilities of what had happened to get viktor like that.
“he is in love, boy.”
jayce smirk grew to a smile, then this smile turned itself into a full laugh, shaking his whole body, rubbing his hand over his face, trying to recompose himself. “i can't believe it!”, he was trying to hold his laugh, while viktor looked at him, completely serious.
“then don't,” viktor said, giving his friend a death stare.
jayce took a deep breath, never wanting to see this look again on viktor's face, adjusting his posture and continuing, “tell me, who is the lucky one?”
“i don't want to say it.”
“please?”
“fine! ehhh... do you remember the libra-”
“HA! I KNEW IT WAS THEM!”, jayce shouted, throwing his hands in the air, celebrating.
» from this day on, jayce and heimerdinger often gave viktor advices on how to win over your heart (because they had a lot of love experiences before, obviously). one day, heimerdinger suggested for him to bring over some coffee and pastries for you while you were working, he even recommended the ones he knew you liked, the usual you ordered in the cafeteria on your lunch breaks with him.
» so your not-a-date happened. people were talking loudly on the streets, but not a single client in. the natural light coming from across the windows giving the whole place even more of a cozy feeling, the light breeze was getting colder but the coffee he brought for you was keeping you warm. there was soft music playing in the background – most clients liked it since it helped them to focus, or so they said –, but you couldn't concentrate since he was looking at you, stealing glances from in-between pages, admiring you while you pretended to read, just like him. little did he know your heart was already on his hands.
» after a particular day, where you finally confessed to one another, exchanging your firsts “i love you's”, you both started to be spotted together a lot, usually at library or, like now, at piltover’s academy, bringing your boyfriend resources useful for him and for jayce too.
you knocked on the lab's door, receiving an answer from the other side, a muffled “come in” from someone you assumed was jayce. you then opened the said door, greeting jayce quickly while you walked towards a desk, leaving everything upon it.
heimerdinger was near viktor's workbench, helping him solve an equation, both totally focused on their tasks. when the tiny creature noticed you, he immediately came to you, “oh, friend, you're here! what brought you in there?”
“i've invited them,” viktor said, putting his goggles over his forehead, reaching for his cane and standing up, leaning on it. “i wished my, ehhh, partner knew my work place. besides, they also got me the books we needed, right?”, you nodded your head, gesturing to the desk where the books were placed on.
heimerdinger looked at them, then to viktor, to you and back at him, “oh... so, now you're partners?”, heimerdinger raised his brows, tilting his head to the side, “well, i knew it would happen sometime. i mean, ever since i’ve seen you both together, i knew you would be together,” he smiled, his fur turning up, “oh, friend, one day, me and jayce realized why he was acting so weird around us, just after one of his visits to the library, it was because-”, heimerdinger was talking excitedly, gesturing with big motions until viktor cut him.
“oh, please, professor. stop it,” viktor said, walking up to you and standing by your side. redness was spreading over his cheeks and ears, “there's no need to share any of this.”
“but you were-”
“professor,” you called, looking at him with apologetic eyes, “sorry to interrupt you but my break is going to an end in-”, you looked at the lab's clock, “fifteen minutes, i must go now.” you've met heimerdinger and jayce with a goodbye, then, getting closer to viktor, tidying his hair and adjusting his goggles over it so it won't fall over his golden eyes again, “see you later, vik. i would like to hear about any stories you might want to tell me,” you kissed his cheek, happy on how he blushed even more after the little display of affection, walking away and leaving the lab.
“you are in love!”, jayce said in between a laugh, pointing towards viktor.
“fuck you.”
“language, boy!”
#—swe writes#arcane#arcane x reader#lol x reader#league of legends x reader#viktor arcane#viktor x reader#finally im writing again! :D ((i know that not much time passed by since i posted my last thingy but anyways#i want to reread this forever#i love to write for friends dynamics#i mean they are so funny to write!#i always base it on me and my friends dynamics#we are a chaotic friend group but wtvr!!#back at the normal tags#thank u so much anon for requesting this one#and my friend (again!) for helping me decide what was better involving the plot line#i wish i never ended writing this one bcs i was so haply doing so#i think i never felt happier writing something for this blog ??????#damn i love librarian! reader so much#like a lot#viknat pls keep feeding me with requests i beg you
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Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose#raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner#leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes#(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl)#(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink)#(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him)#but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone#like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like#‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’#or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like#‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’#‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’#‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’#‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘#SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF#(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)
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had a sudden hankering for marvel crossover fic, decided to give the pjo x marvel tag a try and. I forgot how much of this is just Percy being a dude in there trading quips with authors favorite avenger. you do you but. what a fucking waste. that's a whole overpowered demigod even by his own series' standards. I don't want to read him going thru marvel plot bullshit, I want to read him ripping apart a helicarrier with his bare hands
#YOU DO YOU i am just genuinely surprised how much of a thing this one is#like ik a lot of people like to go low energy mode and not change any fucking plot of movie based AUs or crossovers#except to save a character who shouldve died or whatever but#that is so boring to me#thats a whole other guy in there if he isnt jossing the plot then whyyyyyy did we put him here#sighs#i dont want to write any marvel fic which is a shame because phase 1 avengers is still one of my favorite crossover sandboxes#maybe ill just annoy u all and start posting plot sketches of my weirdest crossovers here#i dont rly want to write any of them my brain just rly likes to do the 2am adhd music mixing but with movies#which actually is a problem i rarely have a PLOT to things so much as a soup of entertaining but random what ifs#sighs more
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the mighty nein will always be that bitch (a party with a consistent (and coherent) moral stance, who even if they dismiss alternative perspectives take seriously what others have to say, and who are met with and accept the consequences of choices (good and bad) they decide upon with their eyes wide open)
#like sorry watching this finale is just making me want to rewatch the cr2 finale instead#because that was alllll about consequences and the choices characters make in view of and to cause them#the results of bells hells choices are not only treated as if they were not choices at all by the characters#but the narrative itself is the focus of this finale rather than how characters caused that narrative#and i get that in terms of c3 actually being a story of exandria not the hells. but there’s a lot missing in terms of justifying this#conclusion on the fiction level of. do the choices pcs and npcs make here make sense#and then the meta/above table level is like. what i wouldn’t give for a modicum of consequences for bh that depend upon their excepting#that they have free will.anyway. mn u will always be famous#unfortunately this finale does feel like you spun a wheel of poorly plotted fic trends and tropes#and shoved them into the dnd ap of the day#critical role#cr3#cr spoilers#mighty nein
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i miss mapicc bro, maybe the 10,000 wardens will provoke him to Do Something on ls 🥹
#lifesteal spoilers#where is the doggy.....#ik it prob hasnt even been that long#but i miss him ☹️☹️☹️#ngl maybe its time i update my pinned to add him#idek#like i am sm more attached to The Mapey then i expected#can he fight subz over this#itd be funny#bc the lsers love subz sm theres very little (if anything) he could do On the server to be permabanned#like cmon now they kept spoke after wormhole. u are nawt getting kicked by people who were Plotting ways to get u back#what i Can see happening bc of subz tryna world end is someone like mapicc deciding to take this and make an arc of it#like hes just tryna get banned bc he wants to Not be on ls but he himself has said he refuses to leave#he will only leave if hes kicked#but hes not getting kicked fhsjdjdkks like i can think of multiple people who will decide to oppose him#and drag him into their content/Lore bc of what hes doing#which is. very funny bc its the opposite of what he wants#he may care very little abt anything but he has many many people who care to have Him on the server 🫵🫵#anyways i hope subz doing all this will provoke mapey ^-^#tho tbh its more likely derap or jaron who sill find the wardens first LOL#or maybe clown#bc theyre the most active lsers outside of subz rn#dear fucking lord what is happening on. jaron and /clown/ are some of the most active people.....#Peanut Gallery
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Sebastian Stan. in a bathtub, which is all I actually got out of this movie.
#please don't add to gif hunts/claim as your own/edit without permission. thank you!#sebastian stan#sstanedit#sebstanedit#sebastianstanedit#we have always lived in this castle#whalitc#whalitcedit#if thats not the correct edit tag im not changing it#charles blackwood#charlesblackwoodedit#i skipped through this entire film on mute tbh i i have an idea of what the plot could be#but i really do not know anything i dont know if i want to know anything#as a 2010 aiw fan i got jumpscared by c/rispin g/lover#anyways#i do like c/rispins other roles dont get me wrong but when im not expecting him--#anyways.#more important#i think i have a few caps left for this film#i made these for c/rackship reasons but uhhhh#yknow#the fanfic girlies guys and nonbinary babes. here u go#blade cw#i didnt notice the frickan#i cant tell if its a flip razor or a regular razor#i went to beauty school i forgot the name#my thoughts are potentail stab and therefore n i c e#mine.
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ANNOUNCEMENT ! The Truth Behind Everything
recap: main announcement, individual asks, more qnas
Hey loves,
I’ve been thinking about how to go about this, and after seeing the way everyone reacted—some of you believing me, some questioning me, and some even being genuinely happy for me—I decided that I should be honest. You all deserve some background because, the truth is, what I initially announced was not an April Fools’ prank.
Everything I said in my announcement was real. I was actually reached out to—anonymously at first—through email after they found my and my friend's Instagram. After several discussions and a creative test, I was given an opportunity [about 4 months of back and forth]. But within 24 hours of announcing it, things happened, and I had to drop out of a major role. That’s when I thought about turning this entire thing into an April Fools’ joke to cover it up and not let it go to waste... :( though I couldve just be like, "hey, I didn't get the job" and move on but I'm choosing to give insights. I even wrote a post revealing it as a prank, but then I saw how many of you still weren’t sure what to believe, how some of you were genuinely happy for me, and how my own friends, despite their confusion, continued to support me. That’s when I realized I couldn’t go through with pretending it was a joke when it wasn’t one in the first place. My own conscience wouldn’t let me.
I won’t go too much into detail here in Tumblr, but just know that I made the best decision for myself. This experience made me realize just how different things are behind the scenes. If I had gone ahead and posted the April Fools’ ‘reveal,’ would you have ever believed that the opportunity actually happened and I was just covering it up? Probably not. And that’s exactly how things work in the idol industry too—if you don’t know the background, you don’t know the background. People can feed you anything.
I’m also adding a screenshot of the initial post I wrote as a ‘prank reveal’ to show you what I originally intended to say. But one thing that remains true in my prank reveal post is, what happened with svthub members lol, guys, I'm sorry for not seeing the pings on time and just poofing. They didn’t force me, some were skeptical but—they were happy, excited, curious, but most importantly, they stayed by my side even while I was silent. And for that, I am grateful.
Thank you for sticking with me through this. This has been a lot, and I’ll be back to posting soon [From tomorrow] [yes, I'll be! You'll see my notice soon again].
cover-up april fools' reveal post:



#it was never a joke#i gaslit myself into thinking this was fake too#plot twist of the century. no bc this is actually wattpad plot. like imagine explaining this to someone??? who let me cook?#i was gonna april fools you all but then my conscience said no#i tried to be funny but life said no. i wanted to joke but the joke was on me. this was an april fools prank except it wasn’t#why did some of you actually believe me though#but also why did some of you NOT believe me#do you trust me or do you not trust me#answer carefully#not me causing mass confusion and emotional distress [social experiment gone too far]#remind me to never do this again#next time i vanish just assume i became a cryptid#pls don’t drag me too hard i’m fragile rn#my moral compass won this time but at what cost?#svthub real ones. yall never doubted me and that’s why i fear you#is this what it feels like to soft launch my own downfall. sometimes life writes the fanfic for you#this was NOT a marketing strategy but it sure felt like one when u blur the lines between truth and prank too well and now u have to explai#yes i manipulated the narrative but in my defense i didn’t know i was doing it. we are ALL victims of my thought process#at the end of the day i was the biggest fool in this april fools situation#mylovesstuffs yapping
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Lace, possessed and speaking directly to Rook: You took everything from us, and you thought you won. But we're still here. We will endure. In spite of you.
Lucanis: 😌🙂↕️😌🙂↕️
Spite, from behind Lucanis' eye: 😂😈👹
Rook: 😐🫥😶🌫️
Solas, from behind Rooks eye: ✌️🙂😔
#im sorry but giving the elves white guilt was a very funny plot twist i didnt see coming pfpfppf#datv#solas#rook#lace harding#datv spoilers#solas: yn what u got me there#and then making the SOURCE of the guilt right there come with us but just enough that he cant upset anyone#but gets to hear the weight of every fuck ass decision he made lmao#yeahhhh bitch u go back to ur room and THINK about what uve doney!#GO TO UR ELUVIAN RRIGHT NOW BITCH#can we adtually keep solas post game...hes like a little ancient problematic tomagotchi#lucanis wants to keep spite well rook wants to keep solas#HES MINE I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE SURE HE DOESNT WREAK HAVOC#works for both lucanis and rook#come get ur freak of a man hes doing things— no i set him loose#also works for both lucanis and spite and solas and rook lmao
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josie really lived the best life. pulled a successful beauty and the beast gambit, spent years with a hot vampire boyfriend who stayed good For Her™, broke up with him amiably some time later, lived a full and normal human life in the interim decades, met up with her hot vampire ex by happenstance in her 60s while undergoing treatment for terminal lung cancer and he was clearly still into her, helped save the world by telling george that the vampires were up to no good, helped save the world a second time by donating her blood to get mitchell out of the hospital before too many red flags were raised, and chose to die quickly of heroic and sexy blood drinking over waiting for the lung cancer to take her. in a show full of tragedy and doom she had nothing but win after win after win. "but there are so many plot holes surrounding her" god forbid women do anything.
#love u queen. you can have as many plot holes as you want you've earned it.#being human#marina marvels at life#read an article a few weeks ago#about how if you read the supernaturals in bh as marginalzed groups then the show comes off kind of anti miscegenation#and while I totally see what the author was going for bc most nonhuman/human relationships in the show either end in tragedy#or in the human partner becoming some kind of supernatural#it was pretty glaring that the author was deliberately omitting josie#esp when she talked about stuff sam and lucy got up to in 2.05 but completely skipped the 60s flashback parts of that same ep#like no! josie is important to what this show is saying about relationships! she recurrs across seasons for a reason#while the main story is focused on tragedy we do get occasional glimpses of characters who are making it work and that's Relevant
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i need a fic where tonight’s trial is a non-magical au where agatha’s having her first sleepover as a teen and similarish events happen (obvi mom isn’t a ghost) and she gets comforted by everyone because i want my heart BROKEN MORE
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha all along spoilers#spoilers#mcu#marvel#i just want my heart to break even more than it already is#MY BBY GIRL DID NOTHING WRONG SHE ONLY EVER WANTED TO BE LOVED BY HER MOTHER#WHO CANT RELATE TO THAT#SO WHAT IF SHE KILLED MULTITUDES OF WITCHES MOMMY ISSUES WILL DO THAT TO A PERSON#i’d do it myself but i have zero energy these days#like i already have a loose plot of how i’d want it to play out but u g h the energy
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"Eiden and his companions accidentally run their carriage into two yokai wearing "maid costumes". To take responsibility and make amends, they set off to check out a maid café located in the forest—"
Girl that's just kuya and yakumo on their way back from the island
Wait ,no. Forest...
Girl that's just kuya and garu out for a walk
#these arw the best contrived circumstances for an event setup ever#im so happy#the ears and tails are gonna be posable movable and usable#uGh the yokai are creating maid cafe industries in the forest i AM liVING#the trio from mirage of scales got their outfits confiscated by the villagers and they had to go home naked#heuehhehehheheehheh#nah u know kuya wouldnt let the public see his nakie body#he'd illusionise some clothes onto himself if necessary#but for my own amusement#i will imagine them all having to wear the only thing eiden carries on him at all times#EMERGENCY MAID OUTFITS#so they all wear maid outfits on the boat ride back to land. staring contemplatively at the sea ahead#their frills ruffling in the wind.....#on another day#kuya and garu go out for a walk#and they're in maid outfits because i said so#and eiden runs them over in his gay little carriage#because this is all just a plot for kuya to embarrass rei#wait that doesnt make sense. NOTHING can embarrass rei#what was the point of me making this post??? my circumstances are not contriving very well#i just want to imagine everyone casually strolling in their maid outfits#before they suddenly get isekai-d by a carriage full of gays#what is the event called...#sweet heart attack#?#i gotta separate the sweet and heart right? do i gotta put the heart in there too? how do i type the heart...#♡#aha!#sweet♡heart attack
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"I'm rather lucky," said Wimsey, with that apologetic air which seems forced on anybody accused of too much wealth. "I have an extraordinarily faithful and intelligent man, who looks after me like a mother."
I love it when a book looks me in the eye and goes 'yes my friend you are so completely and utterly correct and valid and always right well done'. bunter DOES look after him like a mother I am literally always saying this!!!!
(that note from peter's uncle where he describes bunter like... peter returned from the war with the man bunter, who was and is devoted to him. I have been thinking about this for weeks now. what a thing to say. what a way to sum up a situation a man and a relationship. *gazing pensively into the air with my chin resting on my interlaced fingers* was and is devoted to him.....)
#if you think I'm exaggerating: I think like 3 out of like 5 posts in my lord peter wimsey tag is just me ranting about exactly this#thank u dorothy l sayers for writing that for me specifically and personally almost a century before I was born#'I believe bunter would stick to me whatever happens' how could you do this to me (gratitude)#lord peter wimsey#mervyn bunter#love this bunter & peter backstory drop btw. interesting that peter seems to have actively gone out looking for him after the war#at least in peter's telling of it here. he was clearly in a real bad place when he came home so doubly interesting#also what an adorable glimpse into their everyday life. 'mooom where is --' vibes from here to the moon. 'excuse me my lord#I am engaged in the development of a plate' (a perfect sentence. will be using that to excuse myself from any number of situations#from here on out.) he has an internal telephone line to bunter in his flat. this is the best thing that could have happened#only at the beginning of the book so far obviously and I love that we seem to be diving into this stuff fully#after unnatural death kind of pulled back on the main character development in order to focus on the mystery plot!#awwwwwwwwwwwwwww and I just hit on a description of parker that made my whole heart melt. this was what was missing in the last one#happy to be back. also hard to not see the 'male loneliness epidemic' ideas and talking points echoes here#which is. something. no matter what is happening to men -- war. lack of work. mental illness. -- it's always women's fault somehow#the more things change huh lol. women don't need men anymore and that's the bane of society actually#oh yeah I guess the horrors of industrial warfare did something too but mostly it's those damn girls and who they want#or don't want to sleep with. kind of depressing to see someone a hundred years ago lampooning it in a way#that would not need THAT much adjustment to be about the current day debate :')
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listen to my fake mainline pokemon plot idea boy
a new region and youre the typical protag ready to get your first pokemon. its nothing out of the ordinary. every kid gets their first pokemon from the regions professor.
your rival is your childhood friend. hes the typical happy outgoing type who always has your back. think haus positive friendly energy with juns comedic antics. he always calls you by a nickname only you both know since you were kids. you two grew up together so it makes sense youre both getting your first pokemon together.
its nothing out of the ordinary. youre the protag and hes the rival whos always one step behind you.
then theres the regions champion.
hes the mysterious enigma who suddenly appeared and overthrew the elite four and previous champion years ago. hes so strong and so mysterious that people rarely see him or know what he looks like. what people Do know is that hes insanely strong and hes waiting for the one trainer who will defeat him one day. only the elite four and professor know him but even then he rarely shows himself
you then proceed with your normal pokemon journey. in time, you meet a mysterious man. hes quiet and kind but you sense that hes a powerful trainer all around. hes the typical adult character who cheers you on and helps you with your journey. it starts off small at first like healing your team and giving potions. but you, the protag, soon realizes his presence starts getting more and more plot relevant like giving items to get rid of plot roadblocks or giving tips in stopping the regions evil team
the man soon reveals that hes the mysterious hidden champion
hes so kind and so powerful. hes always there to help you or give you words of encouragement. you figured hes the typical supportive champion like previous games.
then theres a scene where the man meets your rival. your cheerful rambunctious rival who doesnt mind losing against you. whos always one step behind you. you get a shock of a lifetime to see the man acting disdainful towards him. the man chastises your rivals actions, saying he will always be weak if he continues to rely on you. you, the protag and player, understandably get angry and your rival gets irritated as well.
but your rival shakes it off. hes hurt but he shakes it off. screw what the guy said. hes here to enjoy life and have fun with his pokemon journey with you, his best friend after all.
but then the climax of the story happens. the evil teams leader resurrected the box legendary. it creates havoc as the legendarys power is the power of desire--no matter good or bad.
youre the protag. of course youre in charge of stopping the evil villain.
but suddenly, you, the player realize youre set to always lose. no matter what team you have. what strategy you use. what you do. the game sets to you, the protag, losing
this sets a cutscene of the evil leader using the legendary against you. the leader wants to annihilate anyone who stops him. the leaders desire was to gain strength--even if it means killing you
before you could get killed, you heard someone calling you by your childhood nickname
your childhood friend/rival didnt call out to you
the mysterious champion did
he stops the incident before you could get killed. he butts in before the legendary pokemon could get to you.
he got himself almost killed
it is then that you soon realize the plot twist of the game: the mysterious champion is your rival who had travelled back into the past and grew up
he travelled back. a few years too back after losing you, his best friend and dear rival, forever to the legendary pokemon
you learn that the 'other' rival was too late in his time to save the 'other' you. since then, he blames himself and has a deep hatred for himself and his weakness.
his desire to be strong. to save you. to protect you. it was more than enough to entice the legendary pokemon again to grant his selfish wish. he was transported back in time but in a time where you were still a toddler.
he was broken. but he knew he had to be strong in order to protect you
so he trained and trained until he became champion of the region. he knows being champion will allow him the sources to go against the evil organization. he knows being strongest will allow him to be the one to face against the legendary and save you
thats why he hates your rival--his younger, foolish self. he hates how carefree he is. he hates how he always stays in your shadow. because of his weakness, he lost his dear friend
the champion is your rival all along. broken. desperate. he did all of it. everything. just to make sure youre alive in this timeline.
#ofc its a pokemon game#so you n your rival from the same timeline team up to stop the evil leader#and ofc the alt rival turned champion lived and became the final boss for you in the game#hes so proud and happy and almost in tears to see you happy and Alive#you get to live. you get to have a normal trainer life.#even when he didnt have tht. what matters is that you do#and when u finally defeat him#he cries#he cries happily. because you finally defeated him. because he finally saved you.#his desire was granted. thats all he ever wanted#'fafar i think youve been playing too much virche' and what about it#listen pkmn has always been threading the line between platonic n romantic dynamics#and given sv and its characters they hv a chance to do the most intense thing#HELL BW STILL HAS A PLOT THTS JUST BORDERLINE EMOTIONAL#ofc the champion (alt timeline adult rival) is the token ikemen. who do u think i am#fafar yaps#about pokemon
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