#egg thoughts

[eggtimeiguess]

My past self -"wow I wish I could be a trans woman too bad I'm not because that would be great but I don't want to be a woman definitely maybe so I guess I'm not :c"

Me now - hon do you not see how that's wanting to be a woman like you literally want to be a woman god damn it you dumby you silly you absolute fool!!!! *Shaking her violently by the shoulders*

[thief-of-eggs]

Jinx would’ve been riddled with nightmares when she first went to live with Silco. She would’ve had crying fits, breakdowns, and tantrums galore.

She would not have been easy, those first few months- the first year even. Yet Silco still watched over her. He would’ve comforted her when she was scared, would’ve consoled her as she cried and screamed and kicked and wailed.

Every time I remember that, I’m reminded of how thoroughly Silco loved Jinx. He had nothing to gain from taking her in, nothing to lose by casting her out. But he stuck through her at her worst, and did his best to raise her out of it.

[eggpriest]

tired of cgi slander on this site

[neverborncollective]

Feels like there should be a term other than chaser for people that keep preordering eggs tbh. Big difference between hunting for food vs making your own. Unfortunately, calling the one who cracked your egg a breeder is a cognitohazard thatd decimate the community

[leonora-goirl]

Getting ur egg cracked gives you a glimpse of what contessas power does

An alien power spoke to me and showed me a clear path to victory: be a girl

[purpleeggyboi]

@luciluck2046

So I watched helluva boss again and it improved, and I’ve come to realize that I probably got more burnt by all the reactions to the episodes

The shorts are very good, and is what I would want my ideal version of this show be

Um the cliffhanger, the first time they did it was really really good the second time they did this… well it’s not hitting for me.

Uh some spoilers here

I knew blitz was not gonna die, I mean duh of course he can’t just die especially when he’s the main character. The big guy satan himself went on this big song on how he’s gonna kill stolies and he just says: “nah I was kidding broski but you are in trouble” like little bro what was the whole point of your song and dance 💀💀💀

Oh and his daughter is pissy about him betraying her for being gay for imp

The overall ship though this whole seasons is kinda up and down for me idk maybe cuz I’m not into toxic yaoi, like I felt myself cringing at them kissing at the finale of the fight

Mile being pregnant was out of left field though Lamo, especially when she so fine during the ghost fucker episode

Like cool excuse to make more seasons and by extension episodes out of this, very cool 👍

[whatyouegg1606]

Next time you find a bare patch of earth, I urge you to sit down and take a minute. At first glance it looks bare and dead, but if you sit there a minute you might find all manner of life. Moss, leaves, sprouts of grass, ants, spiders, mushrooms, beetles, flies, roots. Just because it looks like everything has been destroyed doesn't mean there isn't life there and that it isn't worth salvaging. Many times these places are located near riverbeds or creeks. You're just waiting for your spring rain, don't give up hope 🖤🖤🖤

[uncouth-egg]

I am so sorry but I hate the three boys songs in Magic Flute.

[uncouth-egg]

uh hi i am a 30 year old, demi-sexual, virgin who has been writing smut for many years and my friends are very impressed with me :) I will say there was a HUGE difference between my earlier attempts and current work, and it has been greatly improved by kissing some. I am very interested to see the ways it changes as I continue to learn and grow and have new experiences.

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

[eggtimeiguess]

Why is it whenever there's a transfem stereotype it almost always applies to me? Childhood (and current) obsession with bionicle? Check! Job in stem? Check! Love pickles? Check! Musician who loves dissonant music? Check! Fallout new Vegas? Check! Lover of alt/goth style? Check! Communism? Check! Caffeine addiction? Check! Cat ears? Check! I've even started learning to code!

All the signs have been there for so long!

[thief-of-eggs]

Yes, that character is a deranged piece of trash with the worst moral compass known to man-

But alas, I am just a girl…

And he is hot.

[eggpriest]

most well made website of all time ever. incredible. yeah sure 10/10 whatever

[uncouth-egg]

I have been 30 for 5 months and lord I would never choose to go back.

I spent so much time in my twenties convinced that my life was over, that I somehow ruined it beyond repair, that I was doomed to the life I had and nothing more. and now, in my mid thirties, i’m like wow.. this shit has actually just begun! I can and will create the life I want!

[rabid-transcendentalist]

let's go for a swim with mama

[the-nerd-beast]

Got called ma'am while shopping today

Maybe life is worth living after all

[happyvalentene]

feeling like a three egg omelette in a two egg pan