#empty shelf

[photogeniccryptid]

[transemmrichvolkarin]

i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.

this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir

oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)

that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.

But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.

but wait. in the pantry. what's that?

oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...

two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.

there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.

[qu4kerider]

STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH & ARCANE S02E03

[bearforceone3]

christmas lantern for christmas month

[teaboot]

Once when I was like eleven I flipped through a book in the magazine aisle of a grocery store while my parents were shopping, and an employee saw me and told my parents they were gonna make them pay for the book and I got yelled at cause it was an expensive hardcover book and we couldn't afford it. And at the time it was humiliating and miserable but in hindsight as an adult looking back who the fuck does that

[satorisoup]

incase anyone wanted a mini room tour hehe !! it’s been a long investment & i’m still not done but i figured i’d share 🫶

[deathwaltz-ao3]

man i fucking hate jingluo they have no chemistry and WAIT WHY ARE YOU OPENING MY CLOSET DONT—

also what else should i put in the jingluo shelf it’s so empty 💔💔💔

[mrjeremyman]

Insect au has a hold on me now, so happy pride month to all you gay people out there!

[speedlimit15]

everyone please direct for a moment your thought energy towards my local asian grocer having kimchi in stock today. need all the luck i can get

[photogeniccryptid]

[kandicon]

Okay I need to write something abt Ivy's brain overheating n starting to cook her head bc it overworks and there's no way there's enough space in her super computer brain for an efficient cooling system combined with Tim involuntarily salivating and feeling hungry when he smells burning flesh as a hold over from eating corpses during the Moon War. This is no longer a want it is a need.

[vampirebiter]

found my old childhood barbies from like. 4th grade and earlier and put them up on the shelf 👍

[oracld]

updated collection tour

[midokai]

🐾 + cannoli how do you feel about green? asking for a friend ( green is the friend )

PROMPT:     send     🐾     +     a question,     and my muses pokémon will answer it!

     ❝     i hate him,     ❞     simple as that really.     straightforward     &͟.     to the point,     no room for error or different interpretations.     ❝     whenever he’s around my dad hardly pays attention to me and it makes me so mad,     he’s ugly,     he’s annoying and he stinks like those pokémon of his that i don’t like.     except for that charizard,     i like him but the others smell like garbage because he spreads his stink on to them.     ❞     a fake gag,     as convincing as physically possible.     ❝     and when he picks me up,     because i supposedly did something bad,     he leaves me up there for so long,     it’s scary.     one time he left me up on a shelf and didn’t come to get me even though i cried and cried and cried and i even called him dad because i thought it would work but it didn’t.     he’s evil,     he’s probably giratina itself and that’s why he’s so mean to me.     i wish i was bigger so i could eat him,     when i first met him he was okay but dad likes him too much and it makes him think he’s better than me.     but he’s not!     i was here first and i’ll still be here once dad finally gets himself another special friend.     i just have to wait.     or i can convince my friend reshi to attack him in his sleep,     whichever comes first.     he’s not my dad,     he’ll never be my dad.     ❞ 

[falazaria]

Going to a medival market today (today being in 12 hours, should probably sleep) and definitely excited since the last time I went to one was in fall last year

[solglas]

Im so happy I started cleaning my room today, I'm so proud of myself icl :D