#essentially shitposting

[nonet-ritual]

I am to be regarded as COURT MAGE BISHOP DOWSER.

The world I occupy has been titled OZYARD by its inhabitants. We are quietly entangled within an orbital structure shared between seven suns, and our destiny is dictated considerably by a pantheon of nine deities.

As my title would suggest, I fulfill the position of Court Mage amidst the formidable kingdom of the royal Wainwright family, who govern the illustrious nation of VUKOJEBINA.

Within their castle’s sturdy, ancient halls, I possess a chamber no wider than two widths of my reach, and scarcely shorter than the length of my body when including my tail extended to its fullest. The walls, ceiling, and floor are all of stone – MISMATCHED and SMOOTHED HASTILY – and a single, inadvertent gap at the furthermost wall permits me the privilege of what we will deem a WINDOW. No tangible division separates my chamber from all that comprises the view beyond, and for this I am often UNHAPPY when it rains.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[bennetsbonnet]

Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (6/?)

[keysmashing-bees]

Yes mother🫡

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore

[wolfram-but-art]

drew one of the memes in this person's post again

reblogs > likes

[slugbeaker]

I can't find the exact quote but the one where Robb says something along the lines of "If half the things Theon told me about his Uncle Euron are true then he'd be a terrible king." is very fun for a few reasons.

I know it's just kind of a figure of speech but Robb saying 'if even half is true' makes me laugh a little because while Theon is def a bit of a braggart and exaggerator (usually about his own accomplishments) I feel like there's no need to do that with EURON. The guy is actually terrifying and needs no embellishment lol. Especially when he seems pretty infamous outside of the islands anyways.

I'd assume (based on how sparing Balon's letters were) maybe Euron came up in convo when Theon got word that his uncle had been banished for assaulting Victarion's wife and he decided Robb needed the details. Which probably would be one of the more easily believable things that make Euron horrible for Robb to learn. Maybe the ships crew run by tongues cut out mutes and eyepatch hiding a 'black eye shining with malice' seemed too cartoonishly evil to take at face value. Winterfell can obviously be brutal in it's own way but compared to Pyke, Robb grew up pretty sheltered, the scariest guy HE probably knows is Roose Bolton who does not need that kind of loud, in your face evil, to be terrifying lol.

I just wish Robb had lived longer. I enjoy the thought of him meeting Euron/hearing of his fuckery in the later books and being floored that oh! OH! He's actually way WORSE than Theon said he was! This explains a lot! 🥲

Honestly, Robb getting to meet ANY Greyjoys other than Theon probably would have been a big, "Well. THAT explains a lot 😐" moment lol

And then I also just love that this means Theon used to yap about what he remembers of Pyke to Robb. Total bestie vibes to dump all your family's fucked up lore on each other 🤣

"Haha, did I ever tell you of the time my father accidentally spooked a horse and it bucked my Uncle Benjen? Thank the Old Gods he was ok! 😂"

"LOL, no! Did I ever tell you about the time my Nuncle Aeron and Nuncle Urrigon played the finger dance? Nuncle Urri's WHOLE HAND got lopped off!"

"....Was...was he ok? 😐"

"Nope! 😃"

"Oh. 😐"

[xxlady-lunaxx]

he wants 2 make sure genya never stops believing

[dammit-tazmuir]

"All right, I see how it is. So when tumblr suggests forcefem, it's all fun and cool and everyone is on board. But when I, John Gaius,"

[astronomalyy]

the second he gets his desires back fleki and lycion are introducing him to weed

[mcrlboro]

[oddfamiliar]

The Sillies™

[indilaras]

For Riddles, For Wonder(ful)s

aka mashing up two casts i like because they have the same ish color schemes

+ extra Mayu & Haitham friendship doodles bonus because they're my faves and I think they would get along (<- biased)

[mowapina]

// BLOOD

My goats

[frayed-symphony]

When I asked my friend his Game of the Year he said;

Teas of the Kingdom

So here's a drawing of GOTY 2023 🍵

[hawker-the-gary]

THAT part of the trailer got me thinking....