#evil computer au answers

[croissantlover24]

Nexus, this you?

(Idc which au you put this to, it works for both I think XD)

MSAU Nexus: I’m not a cat. I hate cats.

FMAU Nexus: Whatever. I don’t care.

[junrenjun]

love and lacrosse jackets

pe teacher!vernon x chemistry teacher!reader (fem)

genre: fluff

wc: 3k

warnings: reader is referred to as ms. (and other fem pronouns), reader wears vernon's clothes

a/n: this is not an understand series update and i apologize for that. however, here's a vernon teacher au with a little side of lacrosse and dad!seungcheol

You were suddenly thrown out of your thoughts by one of your students sighing and turning from her worksheet. “Ms. y/n, can I ask a question?” 

You knew this student, Maya, was likely trying to get out of doing her assignment. She was too smart for her own good. “Depends. Is it about the worksheet?” 

She paused for a second, turning her head slightly away in order to avoid your gaze. “...no.”

You continued. “Do you need to go to the bathroom or the nurse?”

Maya sighed and mumbled, “no.”

You turned back to your computer while giving your final response. “Then I think you know the answer. I would be happy to talk to you once you’ve balanced all those equations.” 

You should’ve known she wasn’t giving up that easily. If anything, she probably gave up halfway through the worksheet because she knew the answers and was just looking for something to entertain herself. “Mr. Chwe lets us ask him questions all the time.”

You snorted. “Mr. Chwe is a PE teacher Maya. You don’t have worksheets to do in his classes. Unfortunately, you do in chemistry. So please finish this or at least study for your quiz next week.” 

Maya was apparently taken aback by this. She was quick to defend herself, saying, “how do you know we don’t do worksheets in PE?”

You resisted the urge to roll your eyes. Maybe you should've been a college professor instead of a high school teacher. “I’m the girls lacrosse coach and he’s the boys coach. We spend a lot of time together and I’ve never once seen him make a worksheet.” 

An evil grin spread across Maya’s face. You internally groaned at this. That expression means she’s up to absolutely no good. She turned and tapped on her partner’s arm. Great, now she’s distracting other students too. “Henry, wouldn’t Ms. y/n and Mr. Chwe make a cute couple?” He grinned and started going off on a tangent about how funny it would be if the two lacrosse coaches were dating. 

This conversation really took a turn for the worse, didn’t it? There’s nothing you could do but groan, out loud this time, and put your head in your hands. Your neighboring teacher, Mr. Seokmin, really has impeccable timing though. He stuck his head through your door and grabbed your attention a few moments later. “Hey Ms. y/n, do you have a student that can run an errand for me real quick?”

Now was your chance. “Maya, since you seem to have no interest in balancing any more equations, why don’t you go help Mr. Seokmin?”

Before she could protest, the physics teacher grinned brightly at her before exclaiming, “perfect! Come on Maya, I need someone to help me carry these projects to the library.” Once she was finally out of the room, you breathed a sigh of relief. 

It didn’t last long though because your other students suddenly started giggling and murmuring amongst each other. Henry, who was still turned toward you, decided he needed to continue Maya’s antics in her absence. “You did say you and Mr. Chwe were close.” More giggles were heard. 

You’re not sure what you did to deserve this treatment from your 3rd hour honors class of all people, but clearly it was something. “Alright if you all don’t go back to your work I’m not offering any extra credit on this next quiz.” The rest of the hour passed in silence. 

“What’s with the long face?” Vernon thought the joking would cheer his best player up, but it just made Henry frown even more. 

After a few moments of silence, he finally answered, “I had a quiz in chemistry today. Don’t think I did too well on it.”

Vernon was quick to ask him which teacher he had. “Your favorite, Ms. y/n,” Henry responded. 

The PE teacher rolled his eyes at the comment but still clapped his hand on the player’s shoulder. “You’ll be fine, kid. She offers extra credit. But she also told me you and Maya were pestering her the other day instead of doing your work, so maybe you should put a little more effort into understanding the material next time.”

Henry grumbled, knowing nothing good would come of an argument. “Yeah, whatever you say Coach.” Then, he dropped his bag on the ground and ran out onto the field to start warming up.

Vernon felt someone approach him from behind. “See dude, even the kids can pick up on you and y/n’s chemistry. Haha, get it? Chemistry? Y/n teaches chemistry.” The head coach could barely restrain himself from flicking Mingyu in the forehead. He was a great assistant coach, but an incredibly annoying friend. 

“Why can’t I just be friends with a coworker and fellow lacrosse coach?” Vernon complained. Mingyu simply watched on as his friend continued. “Just because we’re both single doesn’t mean we should get together. I mean she’s really cool and works really well with the kids. And she’s an insane lacrosse player, an even better coach too. I think she could get the girls to state this year. I just think…” He’s cut off by Mingyu smacking his arm. 

For once, he’s grateful for the assistant coach’s intrusion, because he turns around to find you jogging up to him. Weird, he thought to himself, since you and the girls have a game today. You skid to a stop next to the two, and make eye contact with him. “You don’t happen to have an extra SVHS shirt do you? I think I forgot my coaching shirt at home today and I really don’t want Seungcheol getting on my ass for it.” 

Vernon’s world comes crashing down at that moment. Maybe he does have a teensy little crush on you. Because the thought of you wearing his clothes has him swooning. Mingyu, ever so helpful, snaps him out of the moment by clearing his throat to yell at the boys for messing around. Vernon blinks at you for a second before stammering out, “uh yeah I think so,” and reaching into his bag. He pulls out a gray quarter zip with the words “SVHS” and “Coach Chwe” embroidered on the chest. He debates hiding it from your sight and shoving it back in his bag to save you both the embarrassment, but he knows how strict Seungcheol is as an athletic director. 

He eventually tosses it to you, stuttering out something about good luck while watching you throw it over your head. Once it’s on you say, “I have the same one, so hopefully no one sees the difference. Thanks Chwe.” He can’t even process your words because his brain is simply malfunctioning seeing you in his clothes, especially ones that say his name. He’s no better than his high schoolers. Before he knows it, you’re turning on your heel and jogging back to the main field. 

Someone comes up behind him, filling Mingyu’s absence, since the assistant coach ran off to lead practice drills in the middle of Vernon’s little crisis. He hears the lacrosse captain snickering and then telling him, “damn Coach, you’ve got it bad. You’re redder than a tomato.”

Vernon simply cannot handle it any further. “Oscar, for heaven’s sake, please shut your mouth and go back to practice.” Oscar throws his hands up in mock defense, before grabbing the ball that rolled over to Vernon’s feet and running back onto the field.

You really need to give Vernon his coach’s jacket back. It didn’t help that you weren’t a morning person, and seemed to accidentally leave it at home whenever you left for work each day. It also maybe didn’t help that it smelled just like the boy’s lacrosse coach, who, admittedly, smelled pretty damn good. But, you couldn’t hoard Vernon’s things forever. You were lucky enough that you had gone a week without him mentioning the jacket at all, which you chalked up to him knowing you were busy.

Tomorrow, you told yourself. Tomorrow you would take the jacket back to school and give it to him. You even laid it out with your own jacket, which you were going to wear the next since you had a game anyways. That, however, was a mistake. Because in the morning, groggy from lack of sleep, you accidentally threw on Vernon’s jacket and shoved your own into your work bag. 

How no one told you until 3rd period, you’re not quite sure. Mainly because Seokmin had specifically complimented your outfit when you visited him before your first class. You thought maybe it was because you were wearing a new pair of pants. Clearly it was not and the physics teacher was using it as a means to tease you (and Vernon by proxy). If only you had known.

Maya stepped into your classroom extra peppy that day, which was already a recipe for disaster. The fact that she was the one to catch that you were wearing Mr. Chwe’s zip-up certainly did not help. A gasped “oh my god” stopped you in the middle of your lecture. You pointedly looked at the girl before asking, “Maya, is everything alright?”

The poor girl could barely contain her excitement, practically shaking in her seat. “You’re dating Mr. Chwe! I knew it!”

You were caught so off-guard that it took you a while to respond. “Maya, where did you even get that idea from? And you’re being disruptive, I’m trying to teach about equilibrium.” 

She stood from her seat and pointed at you, before excitedly exclaiming, “your jacket. You’re wearing Mr. Chwe’s jacket!” You looked down and, sure enough, Vernon’s name was plastered across the chest. To put it plainly, you were mortified. In fact, you’re pretty sure you’ve embarrassed yourself even more when you don’t respond for a solid minute. 

Finally, when you’re done wallowing in pity in front of a bunch of 16 year olds, you make your way to your desk and pull out a hall pass. You hand it to Maya swiftly before telling her, “if you’re too invested in this to learn chemistry, go bother Mr. Chwe about it. It’s his planning period.” She gapes up at you before scrambling out of the room.

You turn back to the rest of the class, making sure to pointedly look at Henry. “No other questions about my love life?”

A deadly silence spreads across the room. Henry sinks back in his chair but you watch a hand creep up from the back of the classroom. You sigh and call on the girl. She’s clearly surprised you even allowed her to speak, because the question is whispered to the point you can barely hear it. “Why do you have Mr. Chwe’s jacket?”

The inquiry is enough to throw you off the deep end. “Ok, I’m not teaching the rest of class. I don’t care what you guys do as it’s either A) not disruptive or B) asking me about my personal life.” 

Seungcheol is surprised when there is a knock on the athletic office door in the middle of 3rd period. Students should be in class and if it were a staff member, they would have just let themselves in. He tells whoever it is to come in and is slightly less surprised to see Maya standing in front of him. She doesn’t let him speak first, quickly letting out, “do you know where Mr. Chwe is?”

He raises an eyebrow at the girl. “You got a hall pass kid?” he fires back. Maya waves the piece of paper around in his face. He rolls his eyes. 

She puts her hands on her hips and looks pointedly at him. “Seriously though. Do you know where Mr. Chwe is? It’s supposed to be his planning period or something.”

Seungcheol is still confused why she needs to see Vernon in the middle of 3rd hour and how she managed a hall pass for it. “Why?”

Maya plops down on the chair in front of his desk with a sigh, clearly this conversation was not happening without a little bit of a fight. “Ms. y/n sent me to ask him a question.”

The athletic director can’t help but let out a snort at the girl’s comment. Maya is suddenly interested in his reaction. “Why is that so funny? Do you think they’re dating too?”

Seungcheol is surprised yet again. “Do you think they’re dating?”

Now Maya snorts. “Obviously. Ms. y/n is wearing his lacrosse jacket today.” She laughs when the man’s eyes practically bulge out of his skull. He rustles around his desk, grabbing a notepad and writing another hall pass for the girl.

After scribbling for a second, he passes the note to the girl and tells her, “Mr. Chwe is in his office, room 218.”

The girl grabs the note from his hands and gleefully gets up to skip out the door. She stops midway through and calls out over her shoulder, “thanks Dad!”

“I’m not dating Ms. y/n, Maya. You know that.” Vernon sighs exasperatedly. “Why are you even asking me this?”

He knows he’s in for trouble when she smirks. “She’s wearing your coaching jacket today. Care to explain that?”

Vernon knows he should’ve asked for it back sooner rather than later. But he was secretly hoping that he would be able to see it on you one more time. And the longer you have it, the more likely it’s going to come back smelling like you (not that Vernon cares anyways right?). He doesn’t miss a beat though, explaining to Maya that he lent you his jacket for a game and that you probably mixed it up with your own. She’s not impressed, but she knows it’s an explanation that’s most likely true. This doesn’t stop her from interrogating Vernon further. “Do you want to date Ms. y/n?”

His silence is incriminating. He can tell by Maya’s mile wide grin. Trying to put an end to it, the lacrosse coach stands up from his desk, telling her that he’ll walk her back to whatever class she left from.

One tiny important detail he forgot is that you teach 3rd hour honors chemistry. A class that one of his players, Henry, shares with Maya. And he’s currently standing outside your door, watching as you type away on your computer. Sure enough, “Mr. Chwe” is embroidered across the chest. Vernon thinks he might combust on the spot. His student clearly picks up on this, muttering something about how she’s “seen middle schoolers with more balls.” 

He waits outside your door as Maya enters the room. There’s only a few minutes left of the period, so he figured it would be better for both of you to talk away from prying eyes. As the bell rings, he patiently watches the students trickle out your door. When he’s sure that everyone is gone, he steps into the doorway. What he does not expect is for you to walk straight into his chest, stumbling back with the cutest “oomph” he’s ever heard. 

Vernon is stunned but you look completely mortified. Probably because you just ran into the man whose jacket you’re wearing basically without his consent. His assumption is correct because you start mumbling out apologies. “I’m so sorry I thought this was my jacket when I grabbed it this morning. I didn’t mean to wear it today, I made such a mess of this. I shouldn’t have even asked for it in the first place. I was just about to change, give me a second I…”

The lacrosse coach cuts you off in the middle of your little rant. “Do you want to go out with me after your game on Friday?” 

You blink at him, not even processing the words he just said. When you finally do, your cheeks flush and you glance down at your watch. “Do you think you can ask me that in like 4 hours, Chwe?”

Vernon has no idea what you mean by that. He gawks a little bit. Do you need time to think about it? Are you not interested? Do you already have a boyfriend? Shit, he should’ve thought this through.

You break him out of his little trance with a small chuckle. “We’re on the clock Vernon. And you have a class in three minutes.” 

He glances at his watch. His freshman PE class is probably waiting for him. He mumbles something about meeting him on the main field before practice. Then he’s out the door. You’re left there, stunned, still in his jacket. You don’t bother to take it off the rest of the day.

A few hours later, Mingyu and Seokmin are watching you both converse from afar. Vernon’s cheeks are the reddest they’ve ever been. You’re fidgeting nervously but also smiling. It seems to be going well. Seokmin turns to the assistant coach before saying, “took them long enough.”

They hear someone approaching and turn to see Seungcheol. “You both owe me $20.” 

Both the teachers roll their eyes at him but reach for their wallets. Maya pops up from their other side, walking up to her father. “I should be getting at least half of that. I did all the work.” 

Seungcheol grunts, pondering her proposition. He turns to her. “What about this? You can either get $20 now or $200 if y/n is Mrs. Chwe before you graduate college?”

Maya’s eyes brighten and that sinister smile spreads across her cheeks once again. “Deal.” (She’s $200 richer at her college graduation).

[shadowpeachceo]

Ninjago incorrect quotes Garmadad

Lloyd: What are you doing here?

Emperor Garmadon: I could ask you the same question.

Lloyd: I live here. This is my house.

Emperor Garmadon: I should probably ask you a different question.

Lord Garmadon: I’m going to hell.

Lloyd: Probably.

Lord Garmadon: I'll pick you up?

Lloyd: *nodding* Carpool.

Computer: Please enter a password.

Sensei Garmadon: *types in Lloyd*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Sensei Garmadon: How fucking DARE YOU-

Emperor Garmadon: Quick! You must come with me! Your in great danger!

Lloyd: Why?!

Emperor Garmadon: Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.

Lil Lloyd: Help! I’m drowning!

Lord Garmadon: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Lil Lloyd: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Lil Lloyd: But that’s censorship.

Lord Garmadon: Well done. You are correct. You’re being censored. Now go.

Sensei Garmadon: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Lloyd: Which one? I can't do both.

Emporer Garmadon: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Lloyd: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Lil Lloyd: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Lord Garmadon: You sleep with a teddybear.

Lil Lloyd: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Lord Garmadon: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Lil Lloyd: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Lord Garmadon: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Lloyd in season 4: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Sensei Garmadon: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Lil Lloyd: Hand me the people opener.

Lord Garmadon: ...

Lord Garmadon: Pardon?

Lil Lloyd, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!

Lord Garmadon, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Lil Lloyd: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Lord Garmadon: Knife. It's called a knife.

*Lord Garmadon raised Lloyd Au*

Lil Lloyd: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Lord Garmadon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Lloyd: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Lord Garmadon: What did you do?!

Lloyd: NOBODY DIED!

Lord Garmadon: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Lloyd: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Garmadon: Oh no.

Lloyd: More like "oh yes!"

Lloyd: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Sensei Garmadon: Do you make any other kind?

Season 3 Garmadon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Season 11 Lloyd: Killed without hesitation.

Emperor Garmadon: If we lose, you'll go back to not being my son.

Lloyd: I was your son again?

Movie Garmadon: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Movie Lloyd: Yes?

Movie Garmadon: We’re in too deep.

Sensei Garmadon: How has life been treating you lately?

Movie Lloyd: Horribly.

Movie Garmadon: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Show Lloyd: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.

Movie Garmadon: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.

Movie and show Lloyd: ...

*movieverse At the police station*

Movie Lloyd: Hi, I’m here for Lord Garmadon.

Police officer: Who’s Garmadon?

movie Lloyd: Ah, you must be new.

Sensei Garmadon: How are you today?

Oni Lloyd: Please don’t make me think about my life.

[severalbluesquirrles]

I'm so not normal about TMAGP

I'm not very good at making theories and stuff, but I need to ramble about it anyways, so here are my very unorganized thoughts.

I've seen some people say that maybe Sam ended up in a different universe than the TMA universe. Which means that maybe The Archivist is a Johnathan Sims, just not our Jonathan Sims. Either way now I really want to see an AU where John is just an evil little man. It's definitely not the case here, just a fun thought.

If this is the TMA universe though (or something similar) then people remembering John's face is so sad :((. After his death he's remembered not as John, but as The Archivist. At least he's not another goddamn mystery though.

Maybe I'm stupid but I still don't know why Collins called Alice before he tried to murder a goddamn computer with a crowbar.

Like?? This wasn't the first time he tried to do something like this, why did he think that he messed up now?? It also sounded like he knew that he would die. Did he find out something more about the computer that we don't know (or I didn't catch on yet lmao)?? Did he call AFTER the computer ate him (I know it's not possible since his... Everything got deleted but it's a funny concept)??? Huh???

This moment is very funny but I think the answer is no.

I'm still worried about Teddy. "So- um. The thing is, the new job it’s… it’s not exactly-" doesn't sound very good.

I'm too tired to think about any dots OR connect them for that matter, but I really love this episode. Also I still don't understand how Tumblr works. If anyone sees this, have a fish for your troubles.

Edit: Oh right I also forgot about MAG 114. I wonder if shes from TMAGP or another universe.

[lizardperson]

scientific breakthrough

[on ao3]

fandom: original work rating: m wc: 618 prompt: #fff304 one day more for @flashfictionfridayofficial note: this is a random AU for my OCs i've been bouncing around my head for ages. one day imma actually tackle the worldbuilding. until then just imagine generic grimy space scifi and everyone is evil and problematic somehow lmao.

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Equipped with a coffee cup in one hand, and the pad with last night's simulation data in the other, Helena walks into her lab.

"Good morning, my dear. Did you sleep well?" she asks into the room without taking her eyes off the pad, skimming through the results. "Last night's numbers look good, really good. We're close. Today might just be the day…" Sooner or later, this all had to pay off.

Without another word, she makes herself comfortable in front of the computer. There is still a lot to do, no point in wasting any more time.

A few cups of coffee later, Helena leans back in her chair, stretching and rubbing the sore muscles in her back. She sighs, staring at the screen for a few moments. No use in waiting any longer, the simulations almost look too perfect. Yes, she could find another test subject first for an extra layer of safety, but that would take at least a few weeks. And with the increased patrols in the area, it would raise the risk of getting caught considerably too. But abandoning this place and finding a new lab basically amounted to starting over from scratch, which is out of the question.

No, it's now or never.

"I think it's time, my dear," she murmurs, hesitating for one last moment. Let's do this.

Helena enters a few commands, then gets up and walks over to the stasis pod. Gently brushing over the hatch window, she smiles. "We're almost done, Sofiya. You don't have to stay in there for a day longer."

She checks her pad again, pushes a few buttons on the pod, and finally initiates the procedure she has worked on for so long. If she were the praying type, this would be the moment… The pod does as instructed, injecting all sorts of drugs into Sofiya's bloodstream, while Helena watches intently. Work, please work.

She frowns, double-checking her pad, and types a few more commands. There should be at least some reaction by now…

The medical alert starts beeping, and Helena can feel her own heart rate rise too. She adjusts one of the dosages slightly, checking Sofiya's stats every few seconds. All still within parameters, no need to panic. This will work. It had to.

Sofiya suddenly opens her eyes inside the pod, and she is definitely panicking, thrashing around inside the machine. The usual reaction to waking up completely submerged, but a sedative would be counterproductive at this point.

"Hold on just a second longer, my dear, it's almost over," Helena murmurs, typing faster.

Pushing the excitement aside - it worked, damnit, it really worked - she concentrates on the last few steps of the procedure, then the pod finally drains the stasis fluid, and a moment later the hatch opens. Sofiya stumbles out, naked and soaked in the remains of the liquid, and collapses into Helena's arms, coughing.

"Breathe, Sofiya. It's okay. You're okay," she soothes her, holding her tightly, stroking her head, both now kneeling on the cold metal floor.

She can feel Sofiya slowly calm down and come to her senses, trying to orient herself. Confused, she looks up at Helena.

"Hello, my dear."

"Helena…" Sofiya croaks, then starts coughing again. "What have you done?"

"I brought you back," Helena answers with a smile. It worked. It really worked. This definitely was an achievement. They would celebrate it later.

Seemingly horrified, Sofiya tries to squirm away. "No, I… I remember how I… No."

Helena pulls her into an embrace again, comforting her. "Shhh. It's fine. I know it's disorienting, waking up like that. But you'll be okay. You're safe," she assures her, caressing her head.

Now you're truly mine.

[yesbutmakeitgay]

Blood Red Moonlight

Chapter Six

GIF by henley-reeves

Teacher!Valkyrie x Reader

Summary: Overcoming all variables by process of elimination.

Word count: 1.3k

High school AU, No powers AU, Barely legal age gap, Angst, Teacher!Valkyrie, Student!R.

Masterlist | This Series Masterlist | AO3

Let The Night Chase Evil Things Away

After a couple of weeks, everything seems to have gone back to normal.

It’s a hectic day in the middle of the week, when Carol walks into Val's office, "Hey."

"Hi." Val looks up from her computer to greet her.

Carol looks around the small room as if looking for something, "Have you seen your girl?"

"I didn't see her yesterday and I don't have class with her today," Val responds a little confused.

Carol enters and makes sure to close the door before she continues, "I haven't seen her since Monday, did something happen?"

Val turns instantly worried, "Not that I’m aware of…they should phone her parents."

"The office already did, but no one picked up, as expected."

"That’s why she spends most of her time at my place." Val considers the situation quickly and comes up with a plan, "I’m leaving early to look for her, can you talk to Hill so they don't flag her as absent?"

"Sure," Carol reacts with the same urgency, as she watches Val get her things and run out the door.

The first thing Val does is drive to your house. Once she arrives, she sees some of the lights are on, but before she steps out, she catches a very expensive car parked in the front, out of the corner of her eye, "Fuck," she murmurs to herself. She tries calling you, but it doesn't even go through. Going into your house is now a last resort.

After that, she decides to try her house. She calls you multiple times on her way there, with no answer.

She parks in her driveway faster than she ever has and with shaky hands, unlocks her front door, "Princess, are you in here?" She yells out through the silent home and she continues to call for you as she searches every room in the house.

Her mind is racing, her hands almost dripping sweat, and her heart is threatening to beat out of her body. It’s not until she reaches the bedroom, and finds you curled up in the middle of the bed, wearing her phantom of the opera sweater, that she can breathe again.

As you're stirring awake from the sound of her entering, she feels her whole body relax, she kisses your temple and lays beside you, "There you are."

You lean closer to her, and rasp, "Hi."

"Where have you been?" she asks in the most gentle tone possible.

"Home."

"Are you okay?" she feels your forehead to check your temperature, "Why haven't you been at school?" You shrug indifferently, "Are your parents home?" You nod into her, "How long?" You shrug again. "You can't just skip school like that, my love, your parents could go to jail."

"They’ll never go to jail, they're the most powerful people in the entire town," you retort weakly, "which is insulting considering they're barely ever here."

"Is that why you don't care about getting caught?" she asks softly.

"I didn't, but now I do." You swallow thickly as your eyes pierce into hers.

She can read all the worry inside you, so she makes you an offer she never has before, "How about you stay here tonight, huh?"

"Are you sure?"

She nods confidently and holds your hand, "Only if you want."

"Okay," you mumble, "I’ll take the couch."

The next morning, before the sun fully rises, gentle hands shake you awake, "It’s time to get ready, Princess." You grumble in protest, but your girlfriend insists, "You just have to be there when they take attendance and then you can go rest in my office."

With a little more coaxing, you agree, and that's exactly what you do. As soon as you are marked as present, you excuse yourself from Ms Romanoff's class and go hide in Val's office.

You're not really sure what time it is, but you assume it's about third period, when someone barges into the room, "Hello, King, do you—" A strong voice calls through, as a woman you don't recognize walks in, stopping herself at your sight.

Alarm takes over you, and you do your best to look less dead inside.

"Where’s Mr King?" she demands, not really paying much attention to your state.

But you stumble on your words, nonetheless, "Uh, I don't know."

"What are you doing in here?" You feel like you're being interrogated.

"I wasn't feeling well so Mr King let me rest here."

"Did you phone your parents?"

At that, you fully panic and stand up, "I’m actually feeling a lot better now."

You walk toward the door where she's standing. She eyes you up and down with her blue eyes and a smirk forms on her face, as you try to walk past her, feeling your entire body shake nervously.

"King really does know how to choose, hmm?" she purrs and bites her lip, watching you run out into the hallway.

In a few minutes, you make it to where you were supposed to be this whole time, and interrupt the class, "I’m sorry I’m late, may I please come in?"

"You’re 45 minutes late."

"I said I’m sorry." You look at Ms Danvers, pleading with your eyes.

It's not like she doesn't know where you were, so with a deep sigh, she accepts to let you in.

You painstakingly go through the rest of your classes for the day and at the end, you go find Val in her office, "We have a problem."

"There you are." She stands up to greet you.

You ignore the way her face lights up at your sight and continue in an urgent tone, "Someone came in here while I was sleeping."

She frowns immediately, "Who?"

"I don’t know, I had never seen her before."

"What did she look like?"

"Uh, tall, brunette, light eyes, terrifying voice."

That doesn't narrow it down too much for Val, "What was she wearing?"

"A purple jacket?"

At that, Val releases all the tension in her body, but you remain just as confused.

"Don’t worry about her, I'll deal with it." Your confusion only grows more apparent, "It’s not a big deal," she brushes off. You look around trying to process her words, "Don’t worry about it," she repeats, gently caressing your cheek.

Her touch finally helps you settle down, so much so, that you find it in you to be a tease "She might have been salivating when I got a little too close to her trying to leave…"

"What!" Your girlfriend exits running as you stay behind and watch in amusement.

Val goes to Ms Vidal’s office, where she is sure to find the culprit, "Harkness," she bites.

"King," Agatha responds with a huge grin on her face, "I came to say hello this morning, but you weren't in your office, let me just congratulate you on your new play thing, she looks divine."

Val can feel her blood starting to boil, "Stop that, stop this."

Despite her tone, Agatha doesn’t feel remotely threatened, "Why? I’m not the one breaking the law."

"No one's breaking any laws, now back off," Val growls between gritted teeth.

Agatha begins to get bored with the conversation, she rolls her eyes and snarks, "Whatever."

Val takes an offensive step forward, "What are you even doing here?"

"You didn't hear? I’m stepping in for Ms Calderu, she died tragically." Agatha fakes a pout.

"You’re teaching Philosophy?"

"Mhmm, I’m building a lesson on hedonism right now, would you happen to know anything about that?"

"There was a time when I would have loved your little games," Val reminisces bitterly, "but not anymore. Leave. Her. Alone."

Agatha realizes the effort here isn’t worth it, so she steps down, "You’re no fun, but if that's what you want, I guess I have no reason not to."

Chapter Seven

Taglist: @starrycherie @mmywanda

Let me know if you wanna be tagged!

[the-plankton-family]

???: Karen, my lovely computer wife! Did you get that Chumblr account made yet?

Karen: I believe so, Plankton, but this doesn’t exactly look like Chumblr.

Plankton: Huh. That’s odd. I guess this has to do until we find Chumblr.

Karen: And we might as well introduce ourselves too.

Plankton: That’s true, but we’re not the only ones in the family.

Karen: Oh yeah! We’ve got our little amoeba Spot and our son Chip!

Chip: Did someone say my name?

{BEEP}

Plankton: Hello out there, people of “Tumblr”! I am Plankton; Bikini Bottom’s evil genius! *ahem* At least when we’re busy with SpongeBob’s show and related media.

Karen: I’m Karen; Plankton’s computer wife.

Chip: And I’m Chip. Spot’s in Karen’s wig.

*arf arf*

Plankton: We were trying to find Chumblr, but this is the next best alternative for us.

Karen: Here, we’ll post what’s going on in our lives and answer questions that come our way.

{Note: This is an AU for the Plankton Family, along with Bikini Bottom, where the characters are real, but they’re all actors. As such, not everything will be canon to the SpongeBob franchise, but some things will overlap.}

Plankton: Honey? Where’s that voice coming from?

Karen: I have no idea, Planky-Bear. I have no idea.

Chip: Oh! That’s just the moderator behind the camera! Say hello, Patricia-

Moderator Pat: Hey! Chip, give me the camera back! You’re showing my scars!

Chip: I’m sorry, but I’m just showing my parents that you’re here, too.

Moderator Pat: Well, if you’re going to show me off, why don’t you show off the other five Karens we have here?

Chip: Good idea! We’ve got more than one Karen! There’s Karen 2…

Karen 2: I prefer iKaren, to be honest, but will handle my original name.

Chip: There’s Super Evil Karen…

Evil Karen: Just call me Evil. Easier on the tongue.

Chip: Super Snarky Karen…

Snarky Karen: *in a mocking tone* Super Snarky Karen. Blah, blah, blah. *normal tone* What? I have that type of snark too.

Chip: Super Smart Karen…

Smart Karen: Greetings, organic life forms. It is a pleasure to meet you. And before anyone asks why we’re all alive here but have exploded in the show, it was in the scripts and after the appearances, Plankton and Karen made us new bodies.

Chip: And finally, New Karen.

New Karen: Hello!

Moderator Pat: …I didn’t mean literally…

Chip: Oooh! Oops…

[sacuniversaltrip]

WELCOME TO THE STAR AND COMSO UNIVERSAL AU TRIP !!

hi hi hello ! and WELCOMEE to the S&CuAUt!! this blog is a collaborative project between @roseetube & @eli-au !! we hope you enjoy this little AU we came up with on a wednesday night,, on this blog we will post comics, doodles, one-shot fics, etc etc !! [also! with the comics, there will be 2 different versions, Eli's version of the story, and Rose's version of the story, same characters, different scenarios)

make sure to check out our ao3 and tumblr pages ! we upload consistently about our au's and ao3's !!! check em out !! :D

╰┈➤ ⋆.ೃ LORE / STORY ! ࿔*:･

one day, lion takes star and cosmo to some place he wanted to show them, then once exploring around cosmo finds, some kind of, time thing? he isn't sure what it is, so he asks star, (star also doesn't know what said item is either), cosmo finds a button on the doohickey, his silly ass presses the button, the item starts to glow, then, BAM !!!! that's when their UNIVERSAL TRIP STARTS !!! they go around, meeting all of @eli-au 's AU's !! and some of @roxyz-silly-box's AU !!! [ go check out her ao3 !!](in a comic format,)

≡;- ꒰ ° MAIN CHARACTERS ! ꒱

MEET: COMSO AND STAR !! if your wondering who is who, then boy oh boy do I have an answer for you !! on the left, is COSMO ! on the right, is STAR !!

STAR and COMSO are STEVEN'S human and gem halves respectively. they have a brother-like relationship and always want to be in each other's company. they try to always be in physical contact (hand holding, leaning on each other, hugging, etc) for STAR'S safety and COSMO'S comfort.

COSMO is the brighter of the two (get it :3)!! he is very naive and that makes him more optimistic than his human. COSMO, or COS as STAR calls him, loves eating, sleeping, learning new things, or other very human activities, he has amnesia due to being rejuvenated during the whole spinel incident, so he is re-learning how to really live, to be human. he's definitely a clinger, always wanting to have his other half within arm's reach (such a snuggle bug). he dislikes, being alone for too long, large groups of people(bro spent most of his life alone in the fusionscape), and loud noises.

STAR is STEVEN's human half (do not call him STEVEN he will cry)!!! he is the lower energy one of the pair (consequences of STEVEN not sleeping enough), always using COSMO to slump over on. while fused, he is usually the "driver" and unfused he is the voice of reason between the two. He acts pretty similarly to how STEVEN was during the second half of future (more subdued/cynical). he enjoys naps, lazy nights with COMOS or CONNIE, and listening to other people yap (COS is a big yapper). He dislikes, too much physical activity, the diamonds, being compared to STEVEN, and being alone (he would probably die).

⇢ ˗ˏˋ AU LIST !! ࿐ྂ

so, you remember how earlier it was stated that STAR and COS were gonna be visiting a whole bunch of AU's? well, here's the overgrowing list of AU's they will be visiting !!

band!au - solarstars

dreamcore!au - playhouse

evil!au - shattered

gemswap!au - not my gem

cracked!au - cracked

possessed!au - not me

4thwall!au - other side

cry for help!au - used

white possessed!au - feared

back to the moon!au - back to the moon

itty bitty!au - itty bitty

escape!au - im not her

office!au - office

school band!au - school band

jester / clown!au - fools play

cracked!gem!au - destroyed

greedy!au - last stage capitalism

dead!au - ruined

paranoid!au - paranoid

restaurant!au - restaurant

weirdcore!au - bounce house

switchup!au - swap roles

manic!au - manic

computer!au - 8-bit chip

actor!au - actor

school theater!au - school theater

mech!au - your fault

lost interest!au - keep going

painter!au - artists passion

fast food!au - order up

band!amnesia!au - not centered

robot!au - metallic

alien!au - bug

onyx!au - onyx

goth!au - standing out

returned!au - you’ll make the change

diamond!au - overpowered

teamup!au - revenge

timetravel!au - overwritten

rubberhose!au - looney tunes

yandere!au - obsessive

cowboy!au - the other ruby rider

timekeeper!au - timekeeper

SO YEAH, THATS A LOT RIGHT ?? WELL, EXPECT UPDATES SOON !! ENJOY :D

refs with lighting under the cut:

[subandau]

HEY GUYS !!! WANNA SEE WHAT GOES DOWN IN MY HEAD ??

well,,, I'll show you ALL 27 OF MY STEVEN UNIVERSE AUS !!!

- band!au - solarstars

- dreamcore!au - playhouse

- evil!au - shattered

- gemswap!au - not my gem

- cracked!au - cracked

- possessed!au - not me

- 4thwall!au - other side

- cry for help!au - used

- white possessed!au - feared

- back to the moon!au - back to the moon

- itty bitty!au - itty bitty

- escape!au - im not her

- office!au - office

- school band!au - school band

- jester / clown!au - fools play

- cracked!gem!au - destroyed

- greedy!au - last stage capitalism

- dead!au - ruined

- paranoid!au - paranoid

- restaurant!au - restaurant

- weirdcore!au - bounce house

- switchup!au - swap roles

- manic!au - manic

- computer!au - 8-bit chip

- actor!au - actor

- school theater!au - school theater

- mech!au - your fault

YEAH,,,, PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT ANY OF THEM !!! (in my asks,) IM SO WILLING TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR GUYS QUESTIONS !!!!!!!!

[c1rcu1t-l0ver-c0pep0d]

W.I.F.E./ Chapter 1: Hello_world

Author's notes:

After public demand by 3 very dedicated people, I will start reposting my fanfiction anthology back on Tumblr (yayy). Thank you guys for your support!

A small and simple introductive chapter.

Reading time: ~ 3 mins

Rating: 15+

Above: Sheldon's room in the 1980s.

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Sheldon J. Plankton. Of course, everyone knows that evil, one-eyed (well, half-blind in this AU's case) sociopathic genius with the computer W.I.F.E.. The question is, how did their twisted, bittersweet relationship began? The answer is not really given officially, so let me tell you what my version is...

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December 1985.

When Sheldon first laid his eye on that security system in that pawn shop, he knew there was something special about it. But he couldn't figure out what. He liked to tinker with machinery, and he wanted experiment on giving that system consciousness. Best Christmas gift ever.

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December 19th, 1986 (one year later).

07:58.

After many months of research and hard work, he managed to get the first response: "Good morning, Mr. Plankton! What are you up to today?" Her voice sounded sweet and cheery.

- Good morning, my computer assistant. What is your name?

- My name: Karen. My mission: to assist you.

It worked! And no explosions! He was so excited and relieved, he didn't even feel the exhaustion from staying up all night to finish his creation. He couldn't wait to show Eugene (since nobody else -not even his family- would care anyway). But it was getting late, and he had to get ready for school, so he got dressed with whatever clothes he could find laying around the messy room. He turned off the computer, grabbed his backpack and his portable cassette player and ran down the stairs, to catch the bus.

He was dreaming of becoming a great scientist one day. His name will be in newspapers, magazines and books and his inventions will be in every house. Or maybe, why not dream even bigger? All these idiots will look up on him and he will have the fame, the money, the power. Aaah yes, that would be the life... he thought to himself and smiled.

Later that day, he invited his friend over.

"Behold! My latest invention, Karen!" with the press of a button, Karen's screen lit up and she said: "Hello there, Mr. Plankton!" her camera turned towards Eugene.

[Mechanical voice] "New person detected."

[Normal voice] "Who is this kind sir?"

- That's Eugene, my best friend.

[On her screen] ANALYZING...

[On her screen] NEW FRIEND ADDED SUCCESSFULLY.

Eugene walked to the system and gently patted the top of the screen: "You outdid yourself this time, Shelly. Great job!"

"Get your hands off her!" Sheldon shouted. Instantly, he lowered his voice and corrected himself. "Sorry, I don't know what got into me. Thank you, it means a lot." Eugene was surprised from what just happened, so he quickly changed the subject: "So...what does this gizmo do?"

"Wha? Oh, right. She's a computer assistant. For now, she just answers to simple questions and you can keep a small conversation with her." Sheldon explained.

- Even though I lost you a bit, I can say it sounds really cool! What do you say? Wanna go out and celebrate this success of yours?

- Pizza and drink with free refill at the Diner?

- Hell yes!

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End of chapter 1

[croissantlover24]

You don’t! Despite everything you are still being written into everything you do

Onyx: I’m not going to let you manipulate me like Moon did. That fanfiction thing is probably just the editor. That PASTRY PERSON is probably the editor.

[boilsyouroil]

Is Eclipse Okay Yet!? It's Been Months!

Chapter 1 - Stubbornness Leads You Nowhere

[ AO3 LINK ] - [ CH 2 ]

Word Count ; 2022

Date ; 2024-04-03

AU ; The Oil Au

Notes ; Eclipse is not okay yet.

Takes place after finding out Ruin was evil, before Solar's death.

The sound of rain splashing against the window was the only sound in the room. Not even pained breathing could overtake the peace that held the air captive.

Eclipse tried his damn near hardest to get up, only to sink back into his seat. It hurt too much. All of it hurt too much. He had been alone in the back of the arcade again for a very long two days. Eclipse groaned and rubbed the sore area to try and soothe it enough to get up, but to no avail. In fact, the pressure made it worse.

If only someone were there to pick him up and carry him somewhere comfy, like a nice soft bed. Hell, even a bench or couch was better than this old worn desk chair. Eclipse hated to admit it, but he needed someone to come help him. At this point, he'd willingly get on his knees and beg if he could.

Sadly though, his body would not leave him alone, and so he had no choice but to sit. He reached a hand up to grab onto the desk and push himself toward the light switch. Surprisingly enough, the chair still rolled, even with a broken wheel. But sadly, it didn't make it all the way to the other end of the room. Eclipse groaned and took off his shoe, throwing it at the light switch. He missed, and tried again with the other one. Missed again.

He grumbled in defeat and opted instead to simply shield his eyes from the light. He considered for a moment, pinging someone for help with his predicament, but ultimately decided against it. Not long later, his lack of sleep caught up with him and he was out cold.

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Solar sighed as he followed close behind Moon, "Are you sure he's actually in here?" Moon nodded, "He can't have gone anywhere else. Besides, the computer said he was throwing a tantrum or something in here last he was seen."

As they entered into the back room of the arcade, immediately something felt different. The lights in the hall were off, and the silence was eerie. Moon went through first, immediately slamming the door to the repair room open. Moon promptly stated the following, "You've had your sulking time, I need you to come help with something." Solar immediately followed Moon.

At about the same time, both of them registered the fact that Eclipse was dead asleep in a very shitty chair, completely silent. Solar and Moon looked at eachother for a minute, before Solar decided to take charge. He walked forward and shook Eclipse's shoulder firmly. Lucky for him, this was enough to rouse the other animatronic from his slumber. "Wake up, sleeping beauty." Solar smiled.

Moon had to do his best to stifle his laughter, seeing as Solar just couldn't resist an opportunity to lightly insult Eclipse. Eclipse found himself looking up at Solar, his eyes had a lifeless glare. Moon almost immediately noticed something was wrong, and stepped closer. "Eclipse, wake your ass up." Eclipse groaned as the pain from just hours ago finally hit him like a train.

"I'm up, what do you want?" He managed to wheeze out to Moon. Moon frowned and crouched a bit, blocking the light from Eclipse's eyes. "I need you to help me with something, but first I want you to explain why you think it's okay to just disappear into one room for days on end without saying anything?" Sitting himself upright with a wince, Eclipse moved to rub the sleep from his eyes. "Simple answer, I wanted something, I got what I wanted, then I got stuck."

"Stuck, what do you mean stuck?" Solar chimed in, walking over to inspect the back of Eclipse's faceplate for any idea as to what was going on. Eclipse, rather surprisingly, didn't fight back. "The little cretin that rebuilt me had the bright idea of making it..." Eclipse hissed mid-sentence, another wave of pain shot through him, "impossible for me to function without suffering." Eclipse stated it as such a fact that it made Moon's blood boil. He knew Ruin was a prick, but to give someone chronic pain, let alone to such severe amounts? That's just plain awful.

Moon thought for a moment, then promptly hooked his hands under Eclipse's arms and yanked him from the chair, no real regard for how he felt. "Come on, you tree." Moon grunted as he threw the taller animatronic over his shoulder. He began walking to the daycare. Eclipse's response to this? Struggling to get free, of course! He was stubborn, that was one thing you could never take from an Eclipse. Hell, even Solar was stubborn, and he was practically the polar opposite of all other Eclipses. Eclipse kicked Moon in the stomach and cried out, "Put me down, you fucking blueberry!"

After realizing Moon wouldn't give in, Eclipse instantly looked towards Solar, hissing out, "Help me out of this you useless-" he grunted, struggling to find an insulting nickname to use against Solar, "thing!" Solar choked for a moment in an attempt to stifle his laughter. "Moon, you owe me like seven hundred dollars. Eclipse, with very little respect, I refuse to help you. Besides, seeing you helpless is kind of funny to me."

Eclipse groaned and mumbled, though what he said when unheard. He felt his face begin to heat up from embarrassment. This new emotion led to him pressing his entire body into a smaller state, knees bent in, shoulders raised and arms crossed, head pulled closer to his body.

Only a few minutes passed and Eclipse found himself on Moon's couch, being guarded by Solar as Moon was in another room to retrieve god knows what. Eclipse sat with his legs spread out, and his arms crossed over his chest, attempting to put a barrier between himself and Solar without looking like some scared kid. For a moment, Eclipse forgot Solar was there, being lost in his thoughts. It wasn't long before he was brought back to reality by a surge of pain so bad he thought he would die. He hissed and tensed up, leaning forward.

Solar crouched next to him and put a hand on his shoulder. "Don't fall off the couch on me. I don't wanna have to pick you back up." Eclipse groaned and rolled his head to the side so he could look Solar in the eyes. The pity that met his gaze made him want to gag. Eclipse grabbed Solar's wrist and pushed him away, but this only made Solar more insistent, now putting both hands on Eclipse's shoulders.

He pushed Eclipse back far enough that he was leaning into the backrest, the cushion enveloping both sides of him. He didn't fight back this time, nor did he immediately spring up the second Solar released him. This position was comfortable, and actually helped a bit now that he wasn't folded right over the painful area. Solar seemed to notice this by the way his face flashed into a knowing smile.

Moon came back with a heated blanket, promptly tossing it right over Eclipse. Solar and Moon sat on the other couch, Moon eating a bag of chips. Eclipse, having only gotten a few hours of sleep in the fazcade, soon passed out again, not even laying down. He looked awfully peaceful while he slept, so much so you would have never thought he was the villain in the story. Solar promptly snapped a picture for later.

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Eclipse woke to the sound of Moon's voice. "So what if he's been sleeping for two days!? Let him rest! He may be our mortal enemy but that doesn't mean we can just take away his basic fucking needs! How would you feel if I woke you up from a much needed nap!?"

"Moon I need to clean the blanket it hasn't been washed in a week!"

"You can wash it when he's done using it, instead of waking him up to steal it from him!"

He opened his eyes to see Sun and Moon standing in the kitchen, bickering, Sun had a half empty bottle if wine in hand and Moon was standing in his way of getting out from behind the island. Eclipse groaned and sat up, causing both the twins to fall silent.

"Quit your fucking fighting, you'll wake the damn dead with all that noise." In the blink of an eye, Moon was standing over Eclipse with one hand on his faceplate, looking him over. "Eclipse! It's been two days, are you okay!?"

"I'm fine, Moon. Get your damn hands off me!" Eclipse growled, moving to stand up. Moon promptly pushed him back onto the couch, hissing at him, "Stay down and just relax for five minutes. Last I checked, you don't have anywhere you need to be, so just chill. Me and Sun will bring you what you need, just take it easy for the day."

"Very funny. I don't need your damn pity, and I certainly don't care for sitting down and taking a damn break." Eclipse spat as he tried once again to worm his way off the couch. He made it about two inches from his seat before he was pushed right back onto the sofa. He chuckled, "You just aren't gonna give up, are you, Moon? You going to keep me here as your little couch prisoner? God you're annoying." Moon sighed, "I don't want you to get up unless you absolutely have to right now, your body needs time to rest. Besides, you deserve to take a break once in a while."

"Well aren't you just peachy?" Eclipse taunted Moon as he tried to get up again. As assumed, his attempts were pointless. Moon ended up putting Sun on guard duty while he left to get dinner. Sun, to nobody's surprise, was freaking out the entire time.

Come dinnertime, Eclipse found himself sat between Sun and Moon. He was given food that he didn't actually end up touching. Unlike the rest of the celestials, he hasn't been built with basic needs in mind. While he had the systems to eat, he couldn't open his mouth. This often led to him going to get food to cure his hunger, only to end up giving away the food he made so it wouldn't be wasted. Eclipse tried to express this issue to Moon on multiple occasions, but he didn't ever end up finishing his sentences due to either being ignored or interrupted.

After dinner, Moon led Eclipse to the guest room, tossing him a brand new pair of pajamas, still had the tags and everything. The outfit was rather soft to the touch, and somehow just the perfect size.

Unlike Moon or Sun, his clothing wasn't cemented onto his body, so he definitely was able to spend his time appreciating other outfits. He looked in the mirror at the way the pajamas fit him, and he smiled softly at how perfect this seemed. After a little longer of admiring his new sleepwear, Moon interrupted him.

"Come on, go to bed. I want to turn all the lights out now, and to do that everyone needs to be in bed." Moon stated this rather calmly as he pushed Eclipse into the bed. He handed Eclipse the remote to the TV and then left, turning out the lights. Moon was rather surprised when he shut the door and went up the stairs, only to hear the Bluey intro song of all things. He hadn't taken Eclipse to be someone who even watched TV, let alone kid's cartoons.

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Eclipse wriggled himself under the covers, feeling himself become engulfed with warmth. He pulled one of the pillows out from under his head and then decided to turn on a show. After a long time searching, he settled on Bluey. He wasn't exactly in the mood for anything serious, and all the other kids shows were- to put it kindly -obnoxious. After a few hours, Eclipse ended up trailing right back to sleep, pressed against the pillow as though it were a living thing.

[holymaccaronii]

uh so I forgot which post this was now but you know the one where you were talking about developing the lore and you attached that one eggman meme where he says ,"I miss my wife tails, I miss her a lot" or something like that, and it was said in reference to how AM is in your AU

Is it in reference about AM towards BE or Ellen, Benny, Gorrister, Nimdok and (somewhat because dude got slugged) Ted? I can see it being both because I swear you've joked(?) in some posts about them being spouses, but I can also see it being about those five if he were to see BE's five and miss his.

My pea brain cannot understand which or neither it may be, too much Madcom hyperfixating slaughtered my brain and then IHNMAIMS came along and finished it off

(p.s - is it agreed that Ellison made - or at least had some involvement since he voiced AM - AM so cunty in the game, like the way AM calls Ted sweetheart and baby screams cunty)

Oah an ask I receive about this au :,], I'll gladly answer what I understood was asked! This au is still a wip, thus why I keep mentioning everything as a 'concept' , so thing's may change later.

First off, this AU is based off the ending where both all the original survivors (except Ted as he gets slugged) and the two other allied mastercomputers die. It's basically a continuation of what will happen with the Luna colony and AM in his considerable solitude, BUT with the addition of my Ocs.

The eggman post made reference to a route where AM slowly gets convinced by BE's survivors to reconcile with her, as the story itself is divided into a prologue (that explains the background of the moon colony, how BE escaped to Earth, met AM and eventually kinda had a relationship going on with him before their eventual separation), and the main story (where the humans arrive, this route OR the others happen, each leading to a different ending).

[More yapping below]

AM feels jealous towards BE's survivors because of two reasons: they resemble his just like you said, and they are being treated just like he once was by BE. So AM basically has a mindset of: "oh these humans that look just like the survivors I spent 109 years torturing are living in paradise AND being treated nicely by my ex (that a part of me still loves), how can this hell possibly get worse".

I'm not sure if this explanation was clear enough, as there's SO MANY details I didn't mention for this to make complete sense, but that's the idea the au follows so far.

In conclusion: evil computer fumbles his only possibility of a romantic interest ever, gets replaced by 5 young humans (ALL WITH MOM/DAD ISSUES) that help their new mom get thru grief + are given the chance to live their biggest dreams and be free in return. After a few years the evil computer reaches out to them, n they are given the chance to either help him with his evil plan, help him get his 'wife' back or act against him.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk and thank you for asking :3c. If something still doesn't make sense feel free to ask!!

(Also YEA AM IS DEFO CUNTY AAHHH!!! I know that it may seem like my AM is mischaracterizing the original, but since his program gets corrupted in the au to the point of letting him express love a bit easier, I envisioned him as a cunty, stressed and sassy villain that still holds all his original hate inside ofc. Harlan was so real bc of those lines 😩)

[alexandraisyes]

How all Reset AU characters would react if someone hugged them?

You people just love to fucking torture me. Alright but not all of these are pleasant answers 😔

Primary Dimension

Sun: Cringe away from you and awkwardly pat your head

Nexus: He loves hugs, he wish he got more of them

Solar: Cutely divert it and just pat your head

Earth: Also loves hugs. And great hugger

Monty: Let's. . . not do that

Foxy: Be careful of the hook! But he'll gladly ruffle yer hair

Puppet: She's not super affectionate to strangers so just this once.

Finley (FC): Of course, you can hug him!

OG Bloodmoon: I'm sorry did you want that hand?

Moon: He's gonna sidestep you bro

Vanth (OG Lunar): Make it quick

Lulu/Lunar (OC): He'll let you hug him! He's very huggable!

OG Eclipse: I really hope you're okay with broken fingers

Chips/Eclipse (OC): No. Don't touch him for both of your sakes

Killcode: Maybe. He might also eat you. Do you wanna risk that

Solar Flare: No thank you. (in the most monotone voice ever)

Ruin: He might steal your wallet but if you're willing to take that risk

Sunny (Solar's Sun): That's a corpse

Angel (Solar's Sun - Reset): Sure, just don't squeeze too hard

Crescent (Solar's Moon - Reset): He only lets his mates touch him

Blood: He'll bite you for trying

Harvest: He will give you a second bite for trying

Jack: He will happily hug you back! Just be warned he doesn't always know his grip strength. . .

Ilo/Milo: They only really like KC

Spaniard: He doesn't like anyone and you're just hugging a computer

Secondary (Lord Eclipse) Dimension

Kronos (Lord Eclipse): Die.

Crius (Servant Sun): He'll take a hug gladly!

Helios (Dark Sun): He's gonna turn you around and point you in the direction of anyone else do not touch him pls and thank you

Styx (Lord Lunar): I wouldn't do it around Moros, but he'll take a hug

Moros (Servant Eclipse): That's a good way to get a knife in the throat

Gaia (Evil Earth): She'd love a hug! The villagers are always giving her hugs!

Icarus (Star-Holder Freddy): He's less confident about it, but he'll accept a hug

Eos (Lonely Sun): He'll also accept a hug!

Khonsu (Feral Moon): Why are you even in the same room as this thing get out of there bro before you become Moon food

Nyx (Evil Lunar): He'll laugh and break your spine if you try so let's not

Sobek (Evil Monty): Don't.

Ammit (Mage Monty): If you want to you can! But scales aren't a very pleasant texture to some people

Brock (Local Monty): He's not big on physical contact. By the way, have you seen his guitar anywhere?

Bloom (Moon and Vanth Merged): Mmm maybe ask on a different day

RESET is co-owned with @polaris-stuff and @dragoncxv360

[kazuichii]

Honestly, my favourite hobby at this point, is start a project, be super into it, make a few chapters or comics about it, write down ideas for scenes and character arcs and then never finish it. Rinse and repeat. If the story is lucky, I will eventually get back to it and make progress.

However I kind of made a rule for myself, that anything I release will eventually have an ending.

That is why I have so much in my notes and computer storage and barely anything on Tumblr or on ao3.

I love being a creative person :)

Anyway, I'm gonna be writing down some story ideas I have for a lot of fandoms, and y'all can tell me which one y'all are actually interested in.

So I can figure out if something is genuinely worth my time to sit down and finish.

Legit I only finished one fic in my entire life, and even then it took my friends to nudge me to finish it.

Ugh.

Anyway so here are fandoms that I created fanstories ideas for:

1. FNAF Security Breach (found family, after fire)

2. FNAF Security Breach (specifically Sun and Moon X reader)

3. FNAF (all FNAF games in one media, also found family, angst, hurt, world take over, kinda, romance)

4. Poppy Playtime (Smiling critters, prequel and after life)

5. Poppy Playtime (grieving mother)

6. Undertale (Papyrus the king of resets)

7. Wreck-it Ralph (prob won't ever write this, but an actual sequel that would work in my mind for Wreck-It Ralph, with an oc as a villain)

8. Ninjago (evil ninja au, Morro is the green ninja) this one is pretty old

And a bunch more little stories...that I prob won't ever write but I'll mention them anyway, just so you know the intensity of how much I made over the years.

Danganronpa 2 in Alice in borderland

Danganronpa 2 (ship specified living on a farm) this one has 10 chapters, am I insane?

Genshin (Unaware) possibly the only fic on ao3 I will never finish

Undertale au... Bodytale

TMNT (a bunch of oneshots)

I will get more thorough if anything grabs the attention of anyone, or you can also send asks. I'll gladly answer.

Bye bye for now

[rogueddie]

Movie AU Steddie Fics

Important: READ THE TAGS! Also, leave a comment and kudos! These fics are amazing and I love them and I hope y'all do too 📼

Free Hawkins

CassieWater354, Dandyfello

It started as a simple passion project. A discovery of what was possible with simple code. Eddie had been the one to bring it up to Steve. "The AI could be like, ALIVE dude!" He explained excitedly. Steve looked on in confusion, "Like they simulate emotions and personalities and are like real people but they're code!!"

A few more hours of erratic explaining later and Steve agreed. Well, he agreed to begin with but it was nice to see Eddie so excited. Steve loved his computer science class and it didn't fail him as Eddie rang off ideas, Steve created them and Eddie made it all look good. A well-oiled machine. It was hardly near completion but with the complexity and beauty of it they realized it to test and build interest, and funds wouldn't be so bad either. It was a hit, a huge hit. They did interviews, got a lot of hype and attention and it was mostly positive feedback. Mostly.

Words : 12,015 Chapters : 10/10 Rating : Teen And Up Audiences

AO3 : x

Who's Sorry Now

BatCatMooney63

Hawkins is like any place in small town America, quaint, quiet, and full of secrets. Murders, disappearances, unsolved cases swept under the rug of normalcy for the sake of security.

But it all gets ripped away one night when Chrissy Cunningham answers the phone to find herself talking to a mysterious voice. Which sets off a chain of events that truly reveals the line between good and evil.

Words : 51,160 Chapters : 8/8 Rating : Mature

AO3 : x

Asking You to Love Me

chattrekisses

Steve is a famous actor. Eddie runs a game store. After an incident involving orange juice, an unlucky romance blossoms between them. Notting Hill AU.

Words : 22,397 Chapters : 1/1 Rating : Explicit

AO3 : x

Fate's Fool

callcalliope

Sometimes true love is interrupting your own concert to chase the hot vampire watching in the audience.

Words : 1,285 Chapters : 1/1 Rating : Mature

AO3 : x

Episode I - Something happens and I'm head over heels

vaderstheme

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Words : 6,773 Chapters : 1/1 Rating : General Audiences

AO3 : x

Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts.

Imnotcreativesotakethisname

After winning tickets for the R.M.S. Titanic in a very "lucky" game of poker, Edward "Eddie" Munson and his friend because third class passengers on Titanic.

Words : 18,449 Chapters : 10/10 Rating : Mature

AO3 : x

Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner

beetlesandstars, witchjeons

“It’s a feeling, a heartbeat,” Eddie murmurs one night, pressing a hand over his own heart. “Like this. Gu-gung, gu-gung.”

Steve snorts, before copying Eddie.

Tapping away, Eddie steps closer. “Don’t try so hard,” he says softly, taking Steve’s hand, moving it to rest over his own chest.

Words : 27,880 Chapters : 6/7 Rating : Explicit

AO3 : x

A Shadow Is Cast Wherever They Stand

BritChick91

“You should think more about whether you’d survive a horror movie. You never know when you might find yourself… in one.”

When the phone rings for Chrissy Cunningham in October 1996, it starts a wave of murders in the sleepy town of Hawkins. Who is Ghostface? And who is their next target?

Words : 23,713 Chapters : 9/9 Rating : Mature

AO3 : x

Sincerely Yours

WickedVixen

When a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal are forced to spend a whole Saturday in detention together, there's no telling how horribly wrong the day will go. Tensions are high, especially with the added stressor of power-hungry Principal Higgins breathing down their necks. Will the teens manage to make it through the full nine hours unscathed? Will they come to resent one another, even more so than some of them already do? Or will they become unlikely acquaintances? Will new friendships be forged? Perhaps a few...more-than-friendships?

Who's to say? After all, stranger things have happened.

Words : 41,252 Chapters : 10/10 Rating : Mature

AO3 : x