#evil schemes…

[zawm-b]

i love writing my evil schemes in my cute little diary with cherries and a house on it like yes im scheming and yes my scheming has to be pretty

[mydirtyvalentine]

you folks are never gonna believe what they’re doing out here,

[ceilingfan25]

Can you draw Danny Fenton as Chat Noir and Valerie Gray as LadyBug?

I love this kinda crossover!!!!! One of my favorite pass times is taking 2 shows I like and assigning characters roles from the other show, also drawing characters in other characters' outfits, so this was fun to ponder!!

[mostlyghostlyy]

[crispy-art-on-fire]

With the happy release of chapter 3 of Calculated Love I treat you now to society if Shockdad actually could be honest and recognize his feelings <3

He talks like a well meaning evil advisor. Being open in expressing and caring for people does not change he has been Megatron's confidant for a million years and so a majority of things he suggests are highly unethical and illegal. The Autobots have just learned to deal with it.

[myoonmii]

morgwen based off of this meme i saw on twt

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

evil head lady-in-waiting: why did you get chosen and not me when i am better than you at everything

maomao: boobs

[slayerdurge]

the thing that drives me absolutely crazy though is that gortash is presented as this commanding dominating tyrant and yet it's consistently shown that the thing he appreciates about durge (or tav for that matter) is when they're not willing to submit to him & when they are strong enough to either stand against him or to stand with him & when they are his equal.

an insane thing for someone like him to want. you'd think he'd want to rule alone and yet the insight checks all show that he actually prefers to share so long as there's someone around worth sharing with.

"Half a smile shows he is teasing you. He doesn't think for one moment you'd fully submit to him. Nor should a spawn as formidable as you."

[exasperatedoctopus]

You know, I think we should, in general, be making more fun of Bones than Kirk about his track-record with beautiful (and possibly evil) women. Kirk comes by his reputation honestly and we should defintely poke fun at him because his knee-jerk reaction to problem solving is some form of seduction at base. That’s just facts. But we also never talk about Leonard “Heart-Eyes” McCoy, who 9 times out of 10 is the one who does something dumb because a lady looked at him with big sad eyes. He’s the anti-Kirk. Getting seduced for plot purposes is what he does. Salt monster, anyone? Death by Jousting Incident? Not to mention that entire asteroid-ship debacle. I diagnose him with Southern Gentleman and it is terminal.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

ok merlin fic prompt incoming

merlin, the knights, morgana and gwen regularly get together for game night or whatever and they decide to play “i’ll drink if” (i made it up just now)

i’ll drink if: everyone sits in a circle and you go around and say something starting with “i’ll drink if…” and if that statement applies to someone they have to drink.

ie. i’ll drink if my socks currently have holes in them, i’ll drink if i’ve already showered today, etc etc

(lowkey just never have i ever but tbh the wording of that game confuses me)

some of the statements are completely normal (leon, percival, lancelot, maybe elyan), some are a little risqué (gwen, merlin, maybe elyan) and some are completely unhinged (gwaine and morgana)

^ canon arthur would be normal, modern arthur would be a little risqué

gwaine, a bit tipsy: i’ll drink if i’ve ever had even a little crush on merlin.

gwaine, lancelot, gwen and percival: *takes a sip*

merlin, mostly sober: what??

arthur, mostly sober & trying to go unnoticed: *takes a shot*

merlin, who definitely noticed: WHAT?!!!!?!!!!

turns out arthur is just as in love with merlin as merlin is with him.

they get together yayyyy

someone PLEASE WRITE THIS

and i’d fucking die if it was canon era/canon divergence blah blah blah PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[magnecalliope]

Glad to see that no matter where he goes Clown will always find some blue haired little freak to grab by the scruff and take under his wing as some sort of evil apprentice

[mask131]

I am re-reading the Silmarillion, and something strikes me. The women of Tolkien's world have been talked about TO DEATH especially with all the recurring debates surrounding the Rings of Power series.

As we all know, Tolkien was not a "feminist" in the modern sense of the word. He had a very male-centric point of view and appreciation of the world, he had male-driven and male-centered stories, and actual women characters were sparse and rare. There are only five really big female characters in "The Lord of the Rings" - the quintet of Galadriel, Eowyn, Goldberry, Lobelia and Shelob. [No, don't talk to me about Arwen, she only really was a character in the movies, in the book she's just there in the appendix and she was literaly an afterthought of Tolkien to act as Eowyn's romantic double...]

Consider this. Galadriel, Eowyn, Goldberry, Lobelia and Shelob. This tells you everything you need to know about Tolkien's women, in good and bad.

The Silmarillion has the same motif of having a lot of female characters, only for most of them to be just footnotes, secondary characters with no lines, under-developped one-liners... with in a contrast a handful of super-cool, super-badass, complex and developed heroines at the center of the plot.

Aka, on the bad side, when listing the Valar, while Tolkien gives an interesting personality, great domains and cool attributes to all the male ones, half of the female ones are just... there. And do one stuff. And never appear again. I mean come on... Vana and Nessa? Estë and Vairë were done dirty... That's the actual type of "non-feminism" Tolkien has. It isn't about him hating women or trying to be offensive in his depictions - it is about him just, not putting as much thought, effort and care into his female characters as his male ones, a bit the same way he creates the vast expanses of the East and South of Middle-Earth and then never bothers actually developing more of it or seeking to tell tales of it - but that's for another discussion about Tolkien's "racism". Here we talk about women.

But here's the thing, aka the good side... When Tolkien does find the time and care to develop and flesh out a female character, by Iluvatar he goes all out! Again, we are back on what I said earlier: the women of Lord of the Rings can be counted on one hand... but these fingers are Galadriel, Eowyn and Shelob, so you can't claim he isnt writing powerful, important or uninterestng female characters. Which leads me to my original remark - as usual I get driven away in digressions of all sorts and kinds.

Have you ever noticed that Melkor's greatest enemies, the ones he fears the most, and his most effective foes... are women? Tolkien might not like to put them front and center of his tales, and he might have been a man of the early 20th century England in culture and mind, but boy does he has something to say about how women are actually the first enemies of the literal embodiment of evil and destruction! I mean think about it. Varda of the Stars, and Yavanna of the trees. Nienna has her ambiguous relationship to him - her tears work against him, and yet without her plea for him he likely would not have been released from the dungeons of Mandos. You have Melian with her Girdle, and Luthien with her Hound. And of course most of all Arien, guardian of the Sun, not only one of the rare fire spirits that Melkor couldn't corrupt (despite him basically ruling over all fire), but that frightens him so much he keeps hiding away and doesn't even dare to attack her... [I also reblogged some times ago a post praising the brilliance of Tolkien keeping the old European sun-moon motifs but switching the genders. The weaker, inconsistant, lustful, whimsical, disorderly, untrustworthy Moon is now a male principle, while the steady, dangerous, strong, powerful and beautiful Sun is a woman.]

It is actually REALLY easy to do a feminist retelling of Tolkien's work. Melkor doesn't fear Manwë as much as Varda. Aulë's works and servants get corrupted by Melkor, while Yavanna's do not. Melian and Luthien actively works against him. He friggin' pisses himself when the Woman of the Sun shows up. Sure, there are some evil female characters that serve him down the line and are relegated to the "obscure footnotes and undescribed secondary characters" zone - Thuringwethil the vampire or queen Beruthiel. I coul also dropped deleted characters from early drafts, like the ogress Fluithuin. But among them stands Ungoliant... THE only true female big bad on the dark side of Arda. THE badass, nightmarish, creepy eldritch abomination. And who ends up double-crossing Melkor, almost KILLING him, and again making him basically shit in his pants - as Varda and Arien do.

The first enemies of Morgoth are not the Valar, or the Maiar, or the Elves... It's women.

[icingred]

Reverse AU later on lmao

Also sneak peak? And ignore the mistake I wrote I was tired

[corviiids]

tbh au where L just doesn't seem to zero in on light as kira at all and light is smug at first but then starts to get increasingly frustrated as L keeps taking swings and missing completely. gets kinda close and then announces the biggest suspect is sayu yagami. don't worry about the older one, he's just an ordinary boy. L never even makes contact. light's dropping signs and L is picking them up but completely misinterpreting them. light's like this guy's a fucking idiot lmfao?? i could get away with this forever. but then he gets bored with no one to play with and he's irritated that L keeps giving credit to every random idiot for being kira. light starts dropping more and more brazen clues trying to see if this stupid detective can take a hint and then L arrests him off the massive trail of evidence he's been leaving for months

[crispy-art-on-fire]

Resurrection ain't an exact science and without the Allspark or Sari's key there's no easy way to call back the spark to a chamber. Though perhaps an artificial spark isn't the answer at all- perhaps there's already dead man walking out there, sparkless and all.

Just up to Goldbug to find the Allspark fragments that are still attached to breathing mechs.

[maithall]

wake up, look for more maithall content (there is none). decide to take it upon yourself to make it yourself

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