#dastardly and evil schemes

[mydirtyvalentine]

you folks are never gonna believe what they’re doing out here,

[nixotinix]

hello again catie >:) i hope you didn't think you could escape my art boy clutches for very long?

anyways. i caught the throwback on your tiktok story aaaaaand maybe was a little inspired. behold!

alas, tis stephanie. and i am but a humble art boy who makes gift art of his moots' babygirls. how does it feel to be one of my favorite victims- ah, i mean mutuals? >:)

@sunshinecatie

[vee1021]

For Ren, 4 and B

4 : it's kinda hard tbh, unless she's met you before, or you have a mutual friend, it takes work to get her to trust you. (Unless you share common interests)

If you break that trust, though...... you'll need to work for it back.

B : YOU GUYS :3333 Specifically, you basil, when you posted sumire I was like 'damn I really do gotta name my pjsk oc now' and then she got posted and you guys were epic and let me join BM

[secretly-larry-daley]

I have been informed that you have my cat, Spot. Return her, now.

@lt-cmdr-data

Hey man, I’m not the one who has her. You should go talk with @professional-termite. I think it’s somewhere in their house

[enchantingepics]

Story Prompt 104

In a dimly lit room, a figure stood before another, bound to a chair, wounds crisscrossing his body. The atmosphere reeked of tension, as the standing figure circled the seated one like a predator closing in on its prey.

"You thought you could steal her from me, didn't you?" The standing figure's voice was low, filled with venom.

The bound figure snarled back, defiance in his eyes despite the pain. "She was never yours to begin with. You just couldn't stand losing, could you?"

A cruel smile twisted the lips of the standing figure. "Oh, but you see, it's not about her. It's about what you took from me."

"You're delusional," spat the bound man, struggling against his restraints.

The standing figure chuckled darkly, the sound sending chills down the other's spine. "Am I? Or are you just blind to your own sins?"

Their words clashed like swords in the air, each barb cutting deeper than the last. The standing figure toyed with a knife, tracing patterns on the bound man's skin, drawing blood with every stroke.

"You were supposed to be family," the bound man hissed through clenched teeth.

"Family?" The standing figure laughed, a cruel sound that echoed in the room. "You were never family to me. Just a rival, a thorn in my side."

The bound man's eyes flashed with fury. "And what about her? Did you ever truly care for her, or was she just another pawn in your sick game?"

The standing figure's smile turned icy. "She was everything to me. And you took her away."

Their exchange was like a dance of death, each step bringing them closer to the edge of madness. The standing figure leaned in close, the glint of madness in his eyes.

"I'll make you pay for what you've done. In blood."

With that, the room descended into darkness, the echoes of their twisted desires haunting the empty space.

[assiraphales]

I was taking pics of my cat bathing in the sun just to capture an evil mastermind contemplating his next dastardly scheme

[katoobee]

I HAVE. MY OWN DREAMTALE HEADCANON THAT HAS GOTTEN A BIT. LARGE.

so i wanna put it into a big post!

i like the ideas for Nightmare that Passive and Corrupted are separate beings, as its implied (or iirc, outwardly stated) in the story that Nightmare isnt a worse version of himself, its literally just a really evil entity possesing him.

so with toying with the set ideas for Nightmare (different person, negativity, shapeshifting) i came up with this!!

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the general idea for this version of Nightmare is that his Evil Schemes and Dastardly Deeds have been resoundingly successful, much to the dismay of literally everyone

his power becomes abundant due to the amount of negativity in the Multiverse, and he changes his form more and more. (my HC height of Nightmare is related to this!)

his minions (ie Killer Dust Horror) slowly get more and more beat down by Nightmare and look more exhausted, due to more prevalent abuse in the gang

Nightmare loses the need to manipulate other AUs by appearing as Sans. his body starts to look,,, saggy. with the more power he gains, his features more long and "incorrect" (like he's not respecting anatomy). the teeth in his mouth are the only thing that moves when he speaks.

his minions notice this around (i guess i can call it stages?) stage 3, and theyve started feeling like theyre not respecting Nightmare's orders anymore, and that they're respecting someone elses orders.

all this leads to this image which also introduces

NIGHT TERROR

Night Terror i imagine, is quite literally the Human that killed Nim and was imbued into the Tree of Feelings, once again given form. the driving force that started everything

he no longer hides in the costume of Nightmare nor sans, as he shows himself for what he truly is. (quite literally tore off his skin and stepped out of it like a costume, i might draw this later)

he knows fully what his presence entails, and he plans to uphold himself to that no matter what. he will stop at nothing to cause as much death, destruction, and suffering as possible.

he's freakishly powerful, a step above how Nightmare already was.

Dream is the only thing that can stop him completely, with the help of weakening him by other sanses and other powerful bodies.

calls Dream and Nightmare "Nim-Child/Children"

his body is still goopy, but its smoother and not runny. akin to surface tension in water.

his eyes glow when he speaks.

he can summon knives, mimics of the actual knife that killed Nim. he can also summon a LOT more tentacles. these are all lot stronger than his relatively "weaker" form

he can single out one person in an AT-Lich like manner (uses this to talk to Dream directly, and also generally uses few-line commands)

his hands can become coated in pure toxicity, acting like agonizing acid that isnt just exclusive to Dream. his fingers can also become sharp like razors when coated in the toxicity.

where everyone else speaks in the sound-font, noise for each letter, he has his own voice. like fully, audible voice

he still is going for Dream's golden apple, but is more forceful about it due to his mask basically being dropped

(visuals made here with lyrics from a song by Chonny Jash, yes i know its a LOZ song IT JUST FITS THE VIBE)

i imagine "killing" Night Terror restores the real Nightmare to what he was once was. "killing" Night Terror doesn't actually kill him, but makes him go into dormancy, keeping himself inside of Nightmare's soul, like a worm burrowed into an apple.

the only feasible way to save Nightmare is for Dream to severely hurt himself, since negativity is like acid to him,,,

arms go byebye!

i also believe that reverting Nightmare back to normal would mean he'd still be his young age, like when Dream was encased in stone

ok thats all i have to say about this if anyones curious feel free to ask about it :]

[injulyilie]

Clearly, this is all a ruse by Anon to very rapidly spread this PSA that yes, yes you should reblog.

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

[chocodile]

Little drawing for Livia_artt on Twitter! She drew such nice pictures of Hyden and her OC Melodie together so I had to draw a little something too.

They're planning dastardly evil schemes and power grabs together, I'm sure. Hyden rambles on and on, but Melodie wants to get to the important topics!

[ethicaltreatmentofcowplants]

part i - warnings for moderate sims spice and censored nudity

Back on the farm, we have Lilac and Forest indulging in the highly EVIL pasttime of “does that look like a freezer bunny?” Baaad Boy is lingering like he wants to ask for advice on affairs of the heart.

Finally the prodigal Briar returns, clothed and very happy to have struck something off… her bucket list?

I don’t even have that pack 🧐

But oh no, Briar’s reign of delinquency does not end at birthday suited gallops through the countryside. She challenges Caden to a water balloon fight, and is not exactly the most gracious of winners.

When he’s finally managed a truce of some kind with Spencer? Caden must be wondering just which Watcher he angered to deserve this (it wasn’t me).

Lilac attempts to serenade Forest, only to have him walk out halfway through. I don’t entirely blame him - that animation takes forever and an eternity. They both got the happy pink moodlets from it, so apparently all was well.

As Spencer forfeited his turn at cooking yesterday, it’s a salad day for him. Just you try and set the kitchen on fire making this, I dare you…

A plague upon those self-cutting knives!

Victory, but at what cost?

As Spencer toils away over the salad (did we remember to give him the recipe?), the unlikely duo of Briar and Forest bond in the great outdoors. Keep an eye out for them later.

During dinner Giovanna appears perturbed by something, and the ever-considerate Caden locates the problem before Lilac and I do.

(LOL @mdshh, remember when we both thought he was going to be some kind of heartless corporate shark? More like a corporate squishmallow 😊)

Spencer for once jokes with Caden and not about him. It works!

Briar, I know that you’re a LAZY sim, but don’t peace out just yet. You haven’t had your mandated daily interaction with the bachelorette.

Meanwhile in the oft-forgot downstairs toilet, Forest is positively delighted with his dastardly scheme of… doing the dishes. Jacques Villareal and other do-bads watch out - we have a new public enemy! No stack of dirty crockery will be safe ever again.

And Briar does get a second wind, to flirt with… Forest!

Our last brain cell had gone for a run, so clearly this was somehow all Caden’s fault.

Just when I’m double checking the Watcher permissions and wondering if we’re about to get our second ever non-Lilac woohoo, Briar goes to bed for good.

Naturally the night does not end there. NOSY Sim Spencer, possibly seeking out a new target, offers Forest some unsolicited advice.

Unsolicited, and unappreciated.

But it isn’t long before he finds some other way to distract himself. Look Ma, we can do vanilla woohoo too!

Yeah I think we're well past that point by now...

And then a thing occurs which would have positively scandalised Agnes Crumplebottom.

Knitting? When the fine art of embroidery is an option? How gauche. And as a throuple, no less.

Caden’s just happy to survive with his purls, and his sanity, intact.

(rolls)

(romance table coming soon)

@jonquilyst @mdshh @riverofjazzsims @ravingsockmonkey @akitasimblr

[secretly-larry-daley]

YOU STOLE THE CAT?????

Erm, no, I just borrowed it. There’s a major difference

[corallapis]

jo thinks it's an excuse on the master's part bc he can't admit he's lonely and ruin his evil reputation when really it's an excuse concocted by the master for the doctor's benefit... bc the doctor can't allow himself to enjoy the master's company if he's not assuaging his conscience by foiling a dastardly scheme at the same time.

[wanderingmind867]

I promised I'd share my ideas for a hypothetical fourth season of batman 66. So here it is. All 60 episodes of my season four (although some episodes have more detail than others). I planned to write notes for a season five, six and seven. And I'd have each season introduce more and more characters. But I don't know if my attention span will last long enough for me to write all of that. Or if my fancasting website even works anymore. But at least I have all of this written down?

Season 4: Season Four would get 60-70 episodes, max. A full season of 60 episodes, split into part one and part two, or something like that.

Episodes 1 and 2: A two parter based on the events of the Batman '66 Comic, Issue #1. A story involving The Riddler (Frank Gorshin) and Catwoman (Julie Newmar).

Episodes 3 and 4: A story involving The Joker (as played by Cesar Romero). Not much else to say beyond that right now.

Episodes 5 and 6: A story featuring The Penguin (Burgess Meredith) and Mister Freeze (either George Sanders or Eli Wallach). They team up, only to get busted by the dynamic duo!

Episodes 7 and 8: Introducing Signalman to the world of Batman '66! Signalman uses his gimmicks to try and trap Batman and Robin, while stealing as many symbols of good fortune as he possibly can.

Episode 9: A Batgirl solo episode, focusing on her and her new partner (who she meets in this episode): Jason Bard. Together, her and Jason end up investigating the appearance of a new catwoman on the scene (Eartha Kitt). Together, Batgirl and her private detective partner manage to learn that this new Catwoman is an old friend of the first Catwoman, and they're friendly rivals who compete for the thrill of the chase.

Episodes 10 and 11: Batman and Robin are preparing to leave for London on Vacation, but they're held up by The Bookworm and his criminal gang, who planned to rob Gotham City of a priceless manuscript stored deep within Gotham City Hall. Only the dynamic duo can stop this marvelous mastermind before it's too late!

Episodes 12, 13 and 14: Batman and Robin end up in London on vacation, and they end up needing to bust up two different capers in England; one involving The Mad Hatter (David Wayne) and the other involving The Clock King (Walter Slezak). It turns out these two villians have some negative history together, but it's unclear just what this history entails…

Episode 15: While Batman and Robin are off in Europe, Batgirl and Jason Bard run into Cluemaster, a strange new villian who seems to have an odd vendetta against The Riddler. Although The Riddler doesn't actually show up in this episode, we learn that Cluemaster is a minor villain who's always held a grudge. He wants to take the title of world's biggest riddle/clue/puzzle themed supervillian away from The Riddler! Only Batgirl can stop him now!

Episodes 16 and 17: Batman and Robin end up on a cruise heading back to Gotham, but the cruise ends up being held up by Penguin, who's decided to take to high seas felony after being constantly foiled on land. But he didn't count on finding Batman and Robin on one of his captive vessels…

Episodes 18 and 19: Batman and Robin return to Gotham, just in time for a late september scheme hatched by Egghead, that diabolical master of eggs-pert larceny! Batman and Robin need to enlist the end of Batgirl and Jason Bard just to get him to be defeated before he commits the greatest crime of our time and era!

Episodes 20 and 21: In the brisk early October air, False Face steals a new chemical designed to make a human being shapeshift. But one of his men steals it away from him! Matt Hagen (Rich Little), a greedy henchmen of the dastardly False Face, uses the machine and turns himself into a hideous being made of Clay! Remembering the case of an old villian Batman tangled with named Clayface, Matt Hagen decides to embrace his evil side and become Clayface the second!

Episodes 22 and 23: Batman, Robin and Batgirl all end up tangling with The Scarecrow (Anthony Perkins) on Halloween Night! A washed up former psychology teacher with a love for fear, Jonathan Crane has come to haunt Gotham as the one and only Scarecrow!

Episodes 24 and 25: Batman and Robin tangle with Blockbuster, a menace who's too mindless to actually mean any harm to anyone or anything. He's being used by his mad scientist brother Roland, but the dynamic duo don't figure that out until it's nearly too late…

Episodes 25 and 26: While hosting a Gotham City Beauty Contest to mark the beginning of November and the subsequent colder season, Batman and Robin tangle with Poison Ivy (Ann Margret), that powerful sorceress of seduction! Using her brilliant botanical wisdom, she snares Batman and Robin inside of a horrible death trap. But they escape, and successfully bring her to Justice.

Episodes 27 and 28: Batman and Robin deal with the Polka Dot Man, a bizarre new criminal capable of using polka dots as tools for committing new crimes to bedevil and beguile the people of Gotham City!

Episodes 29 and 30: Batman and Batgirl have to work together to fight off a mad team up of The Penguin and The Riddler. Robin is sick with the flu, so he's unable to help them. So it's up to Batman and Batgirl to save the day this time around!

Episodes 31 and 32: A Christmas Special, featuring a mall santa who gets victimized by The Joker and Clayface, a bizarre new duo of cookery! Batman, Robin, Batgirl and Jason Bard all have to team up to defeat the foe this time. And in the end, it's rather unclear if the mall santa was just a mall santa, or if they were the real santa all along…

Episodes 33, 34 and 35: Batman is challenged by his most dastardly foes yet; a terrible trio of crooks from Gotham's distant past! The Eraser, The Getaway Genius and Killer Moth! Batman hasn't tangled with them in years, not since the days of… Batwoman. Back when Robin was younger (a few years before the show started), Kathy Kane was a rich socialite who teamed up with Batman to fight crime. But she retired after an awful case involving Killer Moth. Yet now, she may be Gotham's only hope for surviving the Triumvirate's terror!

Episodes 36 and 37: Batman was set on edge by the Triumvirate (and by Batwoman's return), so he's gone on vacation. While he's off on vacation, two different teams have to protect Gotham from ill will. Robin and Catwoman are who we're gonna focus on first. While Batman's away, they end up having to deal with Doctor Double-X, a horrible foe from years past, capable of creating duplicates of himself to fight his battles for him!

Episodes 38 and 39: While Batman is off on vacation, Batgirl and Jason Bard end up having to call a truce with Catwoman II (Eartha Kitt), as she's being pursued by an old rival. Catman, a big game hunter who prowled the jungles of africa. He feels that Catwoman gives the noble beauty of the jungle cat a bad name, and so he's out for revenge. Batgirl, Catwoman and Jason Bard have to save Gotham from the deranged anger of Catman, before it's too late!

Episodes 40 and 41: Batman was on vacation in Europe, exploring the beautiful balkans. But he accidentally stumbles upon a plot by Olga, Queen of the Cossacks, and he has to come back out of temporary retirement to stop her.

Episodes 42 and 43: Robin and Batwoman team up to fight against Shane and his wife Calamity Jan.

Episodes 44 and 45: Batgirl and Jason Bard team up to fight off Louie the Lilac and The Siren, a strange duo who've teamed up to try and take down Poison Ivy (for "stealing their gimmicks"). At the end of this two parter, batman finally returns from his vacation.

Episodes 46 and 47: Batman's first case after coming back from vacation involves dealing with The Sandman, Gotham's strange sultan of the sands, a man capable of putting people to sleep (and now even capable of messing with them as they sleep and dream)!

Episodes 48 and 49: Batman's newest case leads him to have to fight against Mister Freeze yet again, who's sprung himself from jail, all to work on an elaborate scheme involving freezing gotham in with perpetual winter!

Episodes 50, 51 and 52: Batman has to go up against The Riddler, Cluemaster and The Puzzler, all of whom have gone on the attack against each other. There can only be one king of puzzles/riddles/clues, and they won't stop until one of them has successfully defeated the other!

Episodes 53 and 54: While Batman deals with the three puzzling champions, Batgirl and Robin end up fighting against The Bookworm and Scarecrow, both of whom have teamed up to try and steal some rare manuscripts for old time classic horror novels. It might be in this story that we get the first hints that robin is beginning to feel stifled by batman's authority. He wants to fly somewhat independently. To prove himself to Batman.

Episodes 55 and 56: Batman and Robin have to defeat The Joker, when he decides to challenge them to a game of wits. He commits crimes using the gimmicks of other criminals, and thusly tries to lure them off his trail. It almost works, until Batman and Robin finally get wise to the scheme.

Episodes 57 and 58: Batman and Robin team up to fight against The Minstrel, their old musically inclined foe. He's come to Gotham to commit more musical thefts, and only the dynamic duo is capable of stopping him.

Episodes 59 and 60: Batman and Robin have to deal with King Tut, who's once again relapsed into his horrible criminal ways.

After this, Season Four ends. Then we'd have the two animated movies (The Return of the Caped Crusaders and Batman vs Two-Face), and we'd also have the third movie which we were promised but which Adam West died before he could film (we were promised a film project with Harley Quinn, according to the Batman vs Two Face wikipedia page). So we'd have the Harley Quinn story (which might also feature Hugo Strange), and then we'd have Robin leave Batman to go do his own thing, the same way he did in the mainstream comics. And that would be the lead in for Season Five, which is all about Batman on his own.

[pookapufferfish]

Do evil gator and normal(?) gator ever interact? I like to imagine a cartoon dynamic where evil gator keeps trying to come up with dastardly schemes and plots to do bad things to gator, and gator always ends up either turning them on evil gator accidentally, or just dodging it through luck, all while convinced that evil gator is actually a great friend who they enjoy hanging out with

you have made my evil alter ego a cartoon villain...

[narfin-frood]

how are the Insurgent Generals in the swap au?? I need to know

gonna be honest, haven't thought about it too hard, but i guess in the au they'd probably be independently evil nuisances? since they're the a-team if they were in fact just messing around, i think they'd be kinda like the threat level of something the so-and-so, or the amazing rope guy from wordgirl, where they almost look like they pose a threat but never fail to chicken out at the last minute, or their great and dastardly plan ends up being a very minor disturbance of the peace, like vandalism with sharpie or stickerbombing

maybe "the big job" would be about sir peeps and meteor going undercover in what they think is like. an organized crime ring. because they keep acting like it's organized crime. maybe speeps and meteor dont even wanna be undercover, and it was just unlucky happenstance they ended up in the throes of four overly serious weirdos claiming to be plotting & scheming truly terrible and twisted things, and at the end it's something very mild and inconsequential. something to make meteor & peepers look very silly for fearing for their lives at the hands of a buncha dweebs

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

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I suppose that was quite vague... If you’re still not convinced, allow me to tell you why you should join our organization, Team Galactic. Well, why wouldn't you? Do you truly want to stand around while the world burns before your eyes? Look around. Open your eyes to all the vile beings out there. There is so much evil around you that you do not realize. They hide under the mask of your everyday person, waiting for a chance to carry out their dastardly schemes and stab everyone they know in the back. Our goal is to rid of evil. Negativity in general! I want you to think of all the times you’ve sulked alone in your room; fallen into a depression spiral that no amount of medication could save you from. All the times you have felt anger toward someone. Ask yourself how that made you feel. Were you, happy? I do not suppose you were. You were deeply upset with yourself and everything around you. Do you truly enjoy feeling this way? Or have you turned to something else, like the bottle, to save yourself from this torture of negative human emotion? I can say with certainly it has to be the latter. So I propose to you a deal. Join Us and I will make it so you never have to suffer ever again in your sad, miserable life. You may apply here below. We look forward to your arrival.

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