#facetime: danny

[marciafogarty]

FT: Marcia giggled; his cockiness that bordered on arrogance was endlessly attractive to her, and it didn’t help her current situation in the slightest. “I don’t doubt it, stud,” Marcia replied in a choked little voice. “I’ll hope for option two. I love being hauled off by a big, sexy man like you…and while I hope for it, I’ll also imagine it later, when I’m rubbing my pussy thinking about you, screaming your name when my poor, wet little cunt finally gets to cum.” She said filthily, swooning a little at that last, sexy wink she earned from the red-headed Dominant on the other side of her phone. The line went dead and Marcia sighed, sinking into the mess of sheets and pillows she’d made of her bed, willing the time to move faster so that she could finally enjoy the Danny-centric release she’d been chasing for the better half of an hour.

END

FT: "Always have been and always will be," he promised her, his smile turning a little softer. Danny licked his lips, a low moan rumbling in his throat as he watched Marcia on the screen, working her petite little body to the very edge. He swore he could see her clit throbbing even on the small screen when she stopped. "Good girl. Mm, you wouldn't be the first one screaming my name on the sub floor," he said with a wink. "I did too, spitfire. We'll talk again soon, yeah? Or I'll just haul you into an empty room somewhere around campus," Danny teased. He winked at her again before ending the call, relaxed and curious about how it would be to play with her in person.

[hailthegodsong]

does baby honey need a kiss?

[readyforthegarden]

(x)

[starry-songs-canvas]

Of Course Not(tm)

Kind of continued from this post I made a bit ago.

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The bats are on a manhunt looking for whoever took their youngest. (Damian would not just enter an unmarked vehicle)

Nightwing, Red hood, Signal, Batgirl and Orphan all taking the streets while Batman, Red Robin and Oracle all look over the last known footage of Damian, walking stiffly with glowing red eyes. (Obvious mind-control, but why couldn’t he break out of it?)

“Uh, Batman?”

Suddenly, they get a FaceTime call invite on the Bat computer. (Batman has Bat-call, not FaceTime?!?)

“Answer, I’ll trace it.” Oracle says tersely. Red Robin hesitantly pushes the accept button.

“Ancients, you sure took your sweet time with that.” A blue-eyed clone of Damian snarks out the minute they enter the call.

“Where is Damian?” Batman growls out.

“He’s… fine. Well, fine as he can be at the moment.” The clone says, then mutters something under his breath.

“Anyways, could you come and get him? I’d drop him off, but I’m kind of busy at the moment.” He says as he’s furiously typing away at the computer.

“The signals heavily encrypted, I can’t get a read past somewhere in Illinois.” Oracle reports.

“What is the League planning.” Batman demands.

That makes the clone pause. “The League isn’t involved.”

“Then who else cloned him?” Red Robin asks.

The clone now stops what he’s doing and frowns at the camera. “Clone? No, I’m his brother.” Not seeing the reaction he wanted. “Danny? His twin? Other half of the demon twins?”

Watching their growing confused reactions he puts his head in his hands and groans.

“He didn’t mention me at all, did he? Of course not.”

[ijustwannabecool]

Mic’d Up

Daniel Ricciardo x Reader

Summary… After three years of dodging the mic, Daniel Ricciardo finally joins his longtime girlfriend on her wildly popular, no-filter podcast. What starts as playful teasing quickly turns into a candid deep dive—first dates, bad habits, soft confessions, spontaneous fan calls, and a very revealing couples quiz.

A/N: My first full Danny one-shot. Hopefully you guys enjoy it. request are open (:

I write for free but you can donate over on my Ko-Fi!

like, comment, reblog, enjoy (:

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The headphones looked too serious for him.

Oversized and slightly crooked, they clashed with everything about Daniel Ricciardo; his easy grin, his crinkled eyes, the casual way he slouched in the studio chair like he owned the place, even though he’d spent three years avoiding it.

“You’re really doing this, huh?” he asked, adjusting the mic in front of him with a half-smirk that was more nerves than bravado.

Across from him, you were already smiling. “You’ve dodged this for three years, Ricciardo. The people want answers.”

He laughed under his breath and leaned back, arms folding across his chest like this was some sort of interrogation. “I’m scared. They’ve heard too much already.”

��Well,” you said, voice syrupy-sweet as you hit the record button, “maybe they’ll finally understand why I’ve stayed with you for almost a decade.”

The intro music kicked in, your signature blend of sultry bass and chaotic energy. The familiar voiceover rolled through your headphones as Daniel gave you a suspicious side glance:

Welcome back to Mic’d Up with Y/N, the podcast where we say what you’re thinking, and sometimes, what you’re definitely not ready to hear. Today’s episode is… special. He’s been dodging my invites for years, and honestly, I get it. .He’s a little scared of me. But I finally wore him down. So grab your wine, or your water if you’re a little bitch, and let’s get into it.

The music faded out. And just like that, it was the two of you. Mics hot. Headphones on. Worlds colliding.

“Okay,” you said into the mic, smiling like you weren’t buzzing inside. “Let’s not freak out. But… Daniel Joseph Ricciardo is in the studio.”

Daniel made a face. “You gave my middle name. We’re starting with violence.”

“You knew what this was,” you shot back, grinning.

He raised a brow. “Now tell the people, why the hell did it take you three years to get me on here?”

You tilted your head. “Because you’re scared of me.”

Daniel blinked. “Terrified.”

“Well, you should be.” You leaned forward, resting your elbow on the desk. “So. Let’s take it back. Do you remember how we met?”

He relaxed into his seat, that lazy smile starting to form. “Course I do. You were barefoot in someone’s living room at that birthday party in L.A. Had a glass of tequila in one hand, talking shit about astrology.”

Your laugh cracked the air like glass. “And you came up to me and said?”

Daniel looked sheepish. “Are you a Scorpio? You feel like a Scorpio.”

“I am a Scorpio,” you deadpanned.

“Exactly. My pickup line worked.”

“No. What worked was you DMing me the next day saying—” you paused to glance at your notes, “‘I don’t believe in star signs, but I believe in tequila. Let me take you out.’”

He grinned. “Honestly? Banger message. I stand by it.”

“You also sent a shoey emoji.”

Daniel pointed at you. “Manifestation, babe.”

The banter slid into memories; late-night FaceTimes in hotel rooms, the stress of long-distance, the moment he finally flew to New York to meet your family and slept on your sister’s couch without complaint. It was like peeling open the past and laying it gently between you, memory by memory.

“So,” you said, leaning in with a smirk. “What’s Daniel Ricciardo like in a relationship?”

“A menace,” he said without hesitation. “A golden retriever. A sleepy spooner.”

“You do snore.”

“I don’t snore. I breathe passionately in my sleep.”

You rolled your eyes. “Loudly. In my ear.”

He smiled smugly. “You still cuddle me.”

“That’s because you trap me with your legs. You’re like a koala with abs.”

That got a real laugh from him, and for a moment, you let it linger.

⸻

After a quick mid-roll break, you leaned back toward your mic, mischief sparkling in your eyes.

“Okay, you ready for something dangerous?”

Daniel narrowed his gaze. “That’s a loaded question.”

“Time for The Couples Quiz,” you declared.

He groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “Can’t wait to get dumped over a buzzer noise.”

“No buzzers. Just vibes. And emotional risk.”

You grabbed your notepad with flair.

“First question,” you said, dramatically flipping a page. “What’s my coffee order?”

Daniel relaxed a bit. “Iced oat milk latte. Half sweet. Two shots. One existential crisis.”

You grinned. “Correct. Bonus point for accuracy.”

“She’s only tolerable after caffeine,” he said to the mic.

“Next,” you continued, “what’s the one thing I do that instantly makes you soft?”

He hesitated. Just a little. “When you hum in the kitchen. Like, making toast or whatever. You don’t even notice you’re doing it.”

You blinked. That wasn’t in any prep. “You’ve never told me that.”

Daniel shrugged. “Didn’t want to get soft points on a quiz. But yeah. That’s my favorite.”

Your throat tightened for just a second. “Okay. Noted. I’m now permanently self-conscious while making toast.”

He laughed. “You’re adorable when you do it.”

You cleared your throat. “Alright... ick time. What’s my most annoying habit?”

Daniel smirked. “You narrate our life like it’s a reality show.”

You gasped. “I do not.”

“You do. ‘Daniel just walked in. He’s wearing that hoodie again. He looks like he hasn’t slept in three days but I’m still gonna make out with him.’ Like… who are you talking to?!”

“The audience.”

“There is no audience!”

“There is now.”

He groaned. “I live with a sitcom.”

You giggled. “Your ick is that you say ‘Let’s leave in five’ and then sit down and start watching videos of cows being rescued.”

Daniel looked offended. “You can’t not watch a cow get a second chance.”

“I’m not saying it’s not noble. I’m saying you have poor time management.”

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Eventually, you leaned toward the mic, voice pitched lower. “Wanna tell the people the last time we had sex?”

Daniel choked on his water.

“I—what—are you serious right now?”

“They’re curious.”

He gave in with a laugh. “Twelve hours ago. You had the podcast jitters. I helped.”

You nodded like a news anchor. “That’s going on Patreon.”

Daniel looked deadpan into the camera. “Great. Hi, Patreon.”

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And just when you thought the chaos was winding down, the console lit up with a call.

“We have a live fan on the line,” you said with a grin. “Let’s see what happens.”

You pressed the button. “Hello?”

The girl on the other end squealed so loud you yanked your headphones off one ear.

“Hi!!! Oh my god, I can’t believe this is real. I love you guys so much—Daniel, I’ve been a fan since Red Bull. Y/N, your podcast is my religion.”

You melted. “We bow to your chaotic taste.”

Daniel leaned forward. “What’s your name?”

“Ella,” the girl breathed. “Okay, so… I have a question. It’s kind of spicy.”

Daniel raised both brows. “We’re already drowning in sin. Go ahead.”

“Have you guys ever… done it somewhere you weren’t supposed to?”

You dropped your head to the table with a groan. “This is how we lose brand deals.”

“Singapore paddock,” Daniel said instantly. “Mirror. Closet. Y/N was wearing that red dress.”

“Daniel!”

“I knew it!” Ella screamed. “I knew that outfit was too powerful!”

“She wore that dress,” Daniel said solemnly, “and world peace stopped for eight minutes.”

“Please post the dress. For scientific purposes,” Ella begged.

“It’s already on Patreon, babe,” you replied smoothly.

“I’m upgrading my tier immediately,” she gasped. “Okay, last one. Daniel… when are you proposing?”

Silence.

Daniel looked at you. Really looked. And then...

“Stay tuned?”

You rolled your eyes. “He’s been carrying a ring in his sock drawer since Christmas.”

“She snoops,” he muttered.

“You leave clues!”

Ella shrieked. “IF YOU GUYS BREAK UP I’M NEVER BELIEVING IN LOVE AGAIN.”

Daniel just smiled. “Then we better not.”

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The end.

let me know wha you guys think of this one shot.

[zhelin-thames]

Wayne Family Game Night Chaos Edition

pev / next Masterpost

Wayne Manor – Game Night, 7:03 PM Dick: Okay! It’s family bonding time! I brought board games, snacks, and emotional trauma suppression! Jason: cracking soda Great, now I can pretend I like you all. Danny: This feels like a cult meeting. Tim: It kind of is. Just wait till Bruce brings out Monopoly. Danny: visibly recoils You people play Monopoly willingly? Bruce: It teaches strategy and the illusion of control. Danny: I’m calling CPS.

Game: UNO – 7:14 PM Cass: silent, stacking +4s like a Bond villain Steph: She’s gonna murder someone. Danny: She’s got that “final boss” energy. Tim: That’s why she’s my favorite sibling. Jason: Rude. Danny: You say that like I’m not literally your sibling. Jason: …crap.

Game: Charades – 8:05 PM Tim (acting): gestures wildly Danny: “Ghost attack!” Tim: Yes! Dick: squinting I can’t tell if that’s just what Danny looks like on a Tuesday. Bruce: You didn’t even look at the card. Danny: Twin telepathy. Damian: There is no scientific evidence supporting twin telepathy. Danny: Oh, honey. My existence already breaks five laws of thermodynamics. Let us have this. Damian: …Fair.

Game: Monopoly – 9:02 PM Tucker (FaceTiming In): NO. NOOOOO. Bernard (also on call): SAVE YOURSELVES. Jason: Why are your boyfriends calling during game night? Danny: Because they sensed a disturbance in the force. Tim: We promised we’d text if Monopoly ever got pulled out. Tucker: I saw a candle flicker and knew something dark had begun. Bernard: We’re lighting a protection circle. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Meanwhile, at the table: Bruce: I will trade you Baltic Avenue and three utilities for Boardwalk. Danny: visibly vibrating with rage That’s not even CLOSE to a fair— Jason: OH NO HE’S CHANNELING HIS GHOST ENERGY. Tim: grabbing a blanket Someone wrap him! He’s gonna go spectral! Alfred: I’ll bring calming tea.

Group Chat: ChaosSupportNetwork (Tucker, Bernard, Danny, Tim) Danny: Monopoly ended when I phased the game board into another dimension. Tucker: King sh*t. Tim: Bruce said that was “unorthodox conflict resolution” and I am now grounded from real estate. Bernard: Worth it. Danny: Absolutely worth it.

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

Another Danny Phantom-Batman crossover au, but it's an aged up JJ/Tim adopting a deaged recently vivisected ghost boy because I say so.

Tim, with a manic grin: Bruce! You're a grandpa now!

Bruce, chokes on his coffee: WHAT?

Tim, grins even wider and steps aside to reveal a tiny scar covered child clinging to his pantleg: His name is Danny and he's a meta. I'll send you what I have on his background

Bruce, bewildered: Hello, Danny, nice to meet you.

Danny simply waves before ducking back behind Tim, who gets an enamored look on his face the entire time Danny is in his view and unspeakably fond once he can't.

Tim, glancing back up to Bruce: His vocal cords are still damaged, but he's made a lot of progress in ASL. Cass is his favourite Auntie so far.

Bruce, frowns: Who all knows about him?

Tim, beams: He's met Steph, Jason, and Bart in person and Kon, Cassie, M'egan, and Cass over facetime so far. I wanted to introduce you and Alfred in person once Danny was ready to meet the rest of the family since I knew that once you knew, everyone will know within a week. Nothing happens in this manor in secret.

Bruce: Hm?

Tim, giggles: You don't need to say anything verbally for everyone to know something's up with you, B.

Bruce, pouts: M.

Tim, teases: That's what you get, Batsy, for only communicating nonverbally while raising us! Just be glad you're his only grandpa competing for Danny's affection! His new aunts and uncles are going to have to fight for second place!

Bruce: Second?

Tim: Auntie Cass and Uncle Jay are his current favourites, but anyone who's an alien has an edge. Danny loves all things space.

Danny, tugs on Tim's pants and says in the smallest, roughest voice: Juithe?

Tim, completely disregarding Bruce's entire existence to pick up his son: Let's see what Alfie has for you

Bruce is left there in a slight daze: I'm a grandpa...

[norrisainz33]

Summer to Remember | MV33

☆ summary: in which Max surprises you during summer break 💍

☆ pairing: max verstappen x reader

☆ fc: none, pics from pinterest

☆ warnings: ever so slightly suggestive. you are responsible for the content you consume.

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user1: if you guys need another cat i can meow

user2: how he bagged such a baddie will always be beyond me

maxverstappen1: beach baby

yourusername: 🏝️🌊☀️

redbullracing: going to miss you for a couple weeks y/n!

yourusername: i’ll miss you too admin but dw ill dm you updates

redbullracing: 🫶🏻 my queen

user2: even the rbr admin is obsessed with her and honestly i get it

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danielricciardo: STAY CALM EVERYBODY STAY CALM YOU KNOW THE PROCEDURE

maxverstappen1: at least one of us is staying calm

danielricciardo: i’m so excited i could explode

landonorris: LETS GOOOOOOOOO

charlesleclerc: alex and i expect a call with updates directly after

maxverstappen1: don’t worry, i’m sure she’ll call alex before i’ve even finished asking her

martingarrix: ohhh it’s finally happening 🥹

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yourusername: you make a good point

maxverstappen1: you don’t have to leave, i told you we could get a condo here

yourusername: ok mr solves all my problems

user3: making my partner take notes

user4: nah bc wtf where’s my man who just offers to buy me a second house

user5: i’m sleeping on the highway

bestie: if you need company i’d happily visit 😉

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landonorris: the suspense is killing me can’t you do it right now

maxverstappen1: patience lando!

danielricciardo: i have a countdown set on my phone. 23 hours, 6 minutes and 23 seconds left!

maxverstappen1: danny 😂

schecoperez: so excited for you mi amigo

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danielricciardo: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

alexandrasaintmleux: she looks so beautiful in white 🤍

charlesleclerc: good luck mate

landonorris: facetime me in rn

oscarpiastri: lily and i are sending our best 🧡

georgerussell63: go get that girl 💙

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maxverstappen1: she said yes! y/n thank you for completing me, supporting me and loving me. i don’t think i ever truly knew what love was until you came along. i can’t wait to make you my wife 🤍

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user12: who is cutting onions

user14: not me sobbing over an instragram post

schecoperez: unbelievably happy for you both

landonorris: successfully did not spill the beans!

maxverstappen1: i know that was hard for you. thanks for keeping the secret and for helping me plan 😉

yourusername: i’ll always be your biggest fan. i love you to the moon and back my fiancé 💙

maxverstappen1: fiancé has a nice ring to it

danielricciardo: i love you both so much this is everything and more

yourusername: we love you more danny

danielricciardo: NOT POSSIBLE

maxverstappen1: couldn’t have done it without you mate

charlesleclerc: leo has agreed to be the ring bearer 💍

yourusername: that is the best news

user17: LEO IN THE WEDDNG?! STOPPPP

user18: this is going to be the wedding of the century

user19: seeing max happy makes me so happy

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user22: i just fell to my knees in this walmart parking lot

maxverstappen1: i’ll love you to the end of time mrs. verstappen

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georgerussell63: finally!!

charlesleclerc: i am so happy for you both - congratulations 💙

user16: this is my version of the royal wedding

alexandrasaintmleux: you are going to make the most beautiful bride 🫶🏻

yourusername: and you’re going to make the most beautiful maid of honor 🤍

user33: so true love does exist huh

redbullracing: is it too early to talk about making the next world champion

user24: AINT NO WAY LMFAO

user23: admin said get to work

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[evilminji]

You know what idea has always ENCHANTED ME?

Ever since I saw it on a sci-fi show?

The Deadly Magical House That Loves You™. See, it's a house that has become something MORE. Gained sentience. And? Instead of acting out some cheap horror movie jump scares? It digs deep to its foundations, thinks long n hard, and decides on what it WANTS.

And it WANTS?

To be a HOME™.

To TAKE CARE OF somebody. Have LIFE in its halls. Meals at its tables. Joy and laughter bouncing across its walls. So? It lays a trap. Lures people in.

Come live in me~

I am a good home.

I am Free! I am "Safe". I will give you whatever your heart desires.

I care not for morality or laws. Boundaries or taboos. Do you desire? Come, come, be HAPPY~! Live in me! Relax here! Forget about the world beyond these walls. Anything I can not give you, I can bring TOO you! This is a Happy Home.

But, of course, such sentience and pushiness terrifies. People run and flee in horror. The house getting more aggressive. Trying to hold tighter. After all! If they would just STAY for a while, they would SEE! It's so LOVELY here! The would LOVE to live inside them!

But... instead?

They are hurt.

Doors smashed open. Windows broken to escape. Furniture thrown. Their avatar, Jeeves, bashed with heavy things. Why... WHY?! They are only trying to HELP! To LOVE them! Be a good HOME! They grow more and more run down. Starved. Wrathful.

It is, of course, their Obsession. To be a home. They are so very hungry.

When? Who should come along?

But the depressed AF Ghost King! He's been... not TECHNICALLY kicked out. But "things are tense" kicked out. He's tired. His college courses are remote. He can't really AFFORD rent. And everything is just...

He's TIRED.

He wants to cry.

Why... why can't he have ONE good thing? ONE sign everything's gonna be alright?

"Free House!"

Well... I mean... that IS a literal sign. Huh. He flies down. The house notices him. Tries to look as enticing as it can. And? Gasp! I... It's WORKING? This one seems INTERESTED? Quick! Flowerbeds! Look at my flowerbeds! Ooooh, lovely floooowers! A.. and there's probably really nice wood flooring! C'mon. C'moooon!

Danny? Sees a free Lair. Not too far from both Gotham AND Metropolis. Good location. Needs a little fixing up. But I mean... you can't beat free, right?

Is he really gonna do this?

......fuck it. Yeah, let's do this. First house time. He's just glad he carries a sharpie on him most of the time. Scribbles "Sold!" Over the sign then calls Jazz. He's... kinda not sure WHAT he's supposed to pack?

Finds out, post move in, whoop. Sentient Lair. Clingy, clingy, highly desperate sentient Lair. Oof. Guess fixing up the place can be therapy for both of us. Jazz helps.

The house heals. He falls into a routine. Schoolwork, hang out in the garden or the observatory, meals FaceTiming friends or watching videos, naps whenever he wants them. It's... it's so peaceful. Quiet and soothing to his agitated and worn down soul. Like a balm.

House gets him whatever he needs. They're kinda awesome like that. Always seems to have room to fit this or that. He doesn't question it. His brain figuring it works on Zone logic.

He probably SHOULD have.

Because? Things have been going missing. At a slow, steady, pace. Food, technology, entertainment. A building that shouldn't BE there, has been spotted in a wealthy county just outside of Superman and Batman's two cities.

No one can get near it.

It's been getting BIGGER.

Growing, like a tumor, room by room. Floor by floor. The gardens creeping like kudzu, to swallow everything in their path. Yet delivery drivers drop things off. Things they don't remember. On trips they don't recall. People are scared.

Amateur detectives have managed to discover some sort of starlit fae that lives there, along with a human boy.

Justice League Dark has been called in. Are currently standing just outside the slowly creeping property line. A garden statue just hissed at them. The trees are trying to throw acorns. A hushed argument has already broken out. How do they contain the house?

@the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @hypewinter @hdgnj @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @spidori @lolottes

[heartmix]

I Love It - MV1

Pairing: Max Verstappen x driver!reader

Word Count: 900+

Warning: named your pet dog, bear. Tempted to name the dog after my dog.

Twelve Fics of Christmas - Secret Santa

A/N: zhou FINALLY got a good gift this year!

F1 Masterlist / Masterlist

It was time for the annual paddock Secret Santa the F1 social team did with all the drivers. Honestly, you loved it. For the past few years, you got people you know pretty well so it was always easy to get gifts. You were one of the drivers who opted for meaningful and useful gifts instead of the silly ones, Zhou has gotten one too many Valtteri Bottas calendars. 

This year you pulled Max. Despite being so close, with you getting him a gift for Christmas every year anyway, you never pulled his name. You went back and forth if you should finally do a silly gift and save his real present for Christmas day. Your heart wouldn't allow you to do that and opted for both gifts to be sentimental. 

Max on the other hand pulled your name and to say he was freaking out was an understatement. He was also one to get you a present every year. It was always simple with a new purse or perfume, but he knew he couldn't pull that off for this silly video. He wanted to make this one special. 

As the weeks crept up you thought of the perfect gift, a neon sign with his cats' names on it so he could set it up by his streaming set-up. Sassy's name was red while Jimmy's name was blue, red bull colors of course. It was perfect and you happily handed it to the social media manager to give to him, excited to see his reaction when the video came out. 

Max was still freaking out. They would be exchanging gifts next week and he was still empty-handed. He was never good at gift-giving, opting for universally agreed upon "good presents." He needed to bring in reinforcement which was in the form of Daniel.

"What am I supposed to get her?!"

"I don't know why you are so stressed about this." That was a lie. Danny knew why he was stressed, he just wanted to see if Max wouldn't admit his crush. 

"I want to actually give a good gift, not just some expensive thing."

"Because you like her!" Daniel said with the goofiest smile on his face. He knew his best buddy had been crushing on you for years, but this was the first time he was freaking out about something so trivial. It was just an annual video the F1 media team did. He could get you a mug and you would love it.

"Daniel don't start." He couldn't help the sigh that came out. If he liked you or not he still wanted to get a decent gift. Maybe he was stressing too much, but he couldn't help it. 

"Okay okay. What does she like?"

"Music, sports, movies, animal-" As Max went on Daniel couldn't help but roll his eyes. Maybe that wasn't the right question to ask. He should've known to be more specific or the Dutchman would talk his ears off about you for hours. 

"I'm going to stop you right there. Let me ask again. What does she love most in this world."

"Her dog," Max said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. 

"Okay get her something relating to her dog." 

A huge grin slowly made its way onto Max's face, "I got it! thanks, Daniel!" Before Daniel could respond the facetime call ended.

When it was Max's turn to hand in his present he couldn't help but do it with a smile. Since he was stressing so much he didn't have much time to get it ready, but nothing a little money to rush the order couldn't help. Just like you, he can't wait for the reaction to be posted. 

"Okay, here you go." the media personnel said handing you the gift as the camera was rolling. 

"I can't wait." You excitedly said tearing open the wrapping paper.

As you tore open the gift you couldn't help the smile that broke out on your face, as you slapped a hand over your mouth in shock. "oh my god!"

"What is it?"

"It's a painting of my dog, bear! He's sitting in my car!" You happily flipped the painting to show the camera. "Max pulled my name?" You asked which shocked the people behind the camera at how fast you guessed.

"How did you know?"

"I just know." You said with the biggest smile running your hands all over the picture. "Did you give him his gift yet?"

"Yeah, we did him before you."

"I need to go find him." You rushed out before they needed anything else from you.

"Max!" You called out his name. Before he could process who called him you tackled him in a hug almost making him trip. 

"Woah, what's all of this for." He chuckled wrapping his arm around you to brace the both of you.

Slowly you pulled away from him holding the painting up with glee, "I love my gift, it's the best thing I ever got."

At this, he couldn't help but smile as he could feel heat rush right to his cheeks. You loved the gift. He swears your smile was bigger over the gift than your first win. Or maybe he was tricking himself into thinking that. Either way, you loved your gift and that's the reaction he was hoping for. 

"Looks like you're not the only good gift giver on the grid." He nudged your shoulder earning a giggle.

"How did you even think to get this?" 

Now it was your turn for your cheeks to heat up. "Well some of the best gifts I ever got are based around my cats so I took a page out of your book." 

"Well I love it, thank you." Again you pulled him into a hug not knowing what else to say besides thank you. If Secret Santa earned him this type of hug, he hoped to pull your name every year.  

"Anytime Schatje."

[l0s3rd0wnt0wn]

THIS HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD AND I MUST GET IT OUT

Voudo!reader dating Danny Phantom, yes, a witch and a loser nerd boyfriend, it's beautiful. This relationship is honestly so cute. I can literally just imagine video reader summoning Danny mid-fight by chanting his name three times in a mirror when she is feeling lonely, or Danny going to a nearby window and using his cold breath to write your number on it, knocking three times so you can FaceTime and ask what you want to eat at the Chinese place down in Gotham (you taught him that spell, by the way). Who needs phones when you can chant each other's names three times and you'll both appear in each other's arms? It's absolutely adorable! He takes your opinions to heart, like a lot. Whatever you say, he automatically thinks it's law. You shouldn't eat apples with the skin on them; it's toxic. He doesn't even search it up and just automatically believes you. So now, every time he eats an apple or sees someone eating an apple, he automatically peels the skin off. "Who even told you that?" "My girlfriend! She's so smart." If you hate something, he'll hate it too; if you love something, he'll love it even more. Your word is law, and you and Danny definitely own ghost pets—the cutest little Little Rascals you have ever seen. Danny was a bit reluctant to keep them, of course, but seeing you sad about them left him no choice. Like I said, the cutest couple!

[that-weird-thing-in-the-woods]

•~{ Heyyy so not much to say but hope you enjoy }~•

•Undead Gardener•

Ivy has made a friend, now let’s go back a little.

When she was in the park late at night, she was told by some plants that some asshole buried a body here and that would be unhealthy for the plants.

She saw that someone got to the man first, he had thorn vines around his arms, legs, and neck and a flowers she hadn’t ever seen before in cuts on his body and he was most certainly dead so as Ivy was wondering if the plants themselves did this she heard some footsteps from behind her and when she turned to look she was met with a boy.

“Oh hello” the boy says clearly surprised with her being here but that’s not what caught her attention at was the same red and purple flowers from the body are on him by his neck and the same vines are around his wrist it makes it clear what this boy did to the man.

“Hello are you the one who killed this man?” Ivy asked simply to the boy “Yes I did, he buried a body in the park it would damage the the green life!” The boy says back to Ivy as he pointed at the body “I was coming back to grab the body and feed him to my blood blossoms” he says and now Ivy wants to learn more about these blood blossoms.

“I could help with the moving of the body” Ivy says to interrupt the boys rambling and uses the vines already on his body to move the body up and turns back to the boy who is now smiling and says kindly “Thank you for the help, I’m Danny and what do you want to know about my blood blossoms?”

“You’re welcome Danny now where did they come from and how did they get the name Blood blossoms?”Ivy said in response and they start walking away with the dead body behind them.

Yeah Ivy made a friend.

-•—••••••••••••••••—•-

Everything was well for Danny, the ghost have chilled out as Danny has moved to Gotham for college, but he found out that the ecto in Gotham is very… not heathy for halfas to stay for more than a week and even that was pushing it so Danny had to find a way to stay.

So he heads to Undergrowth who he has gotten close to in the past few years and ask what he could do and Undergrowth explains that Blood blossoms eat that kind of ecto that Gotham has like candy and probably not even bother Danny for blood but he would have to wear them on his person to stay healthy.

So Danny grabs some blood blossoms puts them around his neck as a necklace and goes about college life.

-•—••••••••••••••••—•-

•Little Facts•

•Sam managed to turn Danny to the dark side [She got him as obsessed with plant life as she is]

•Sam, Tucker and Danny will FaceTime a few times a week and on one of them Ivy and Harley are seen in the background talking and Sam loses her shit

•Undergrowth will randomly show up to give Danny random plants and more blood blossoms [Danny thinks it how he shows affection but he is to scared to ask]

•Harley likes Danny as a kind kid and funny as hell

•Danny’s apartment is full of plants with a eye instead of an pistil or flowers with a mouth full of teeth and vines it looks so cool

•Danny and Sam have grown even closer as friends with Danny new little friends and Tucker feels like it’s spreading

•Danny and Sam will send plants to each other

Danny may be more chill with plants doesn’t mean his space obsession stopped

-•—••••••••••••••••—•-

•Appearance•

[Just because he has a newfound passion for plants doesn’t mean that he stopped being a nerd for space and stars]

[ And here’s a version with pants! I know rare for me but I got to deep in the art and couldn’t pick so you get both! ]

[Just Imagine these but instead of the flowers it’s blood blossoms]

And here is the picture that started this thing

-•—••••••••••••••••—•-

•~{ And that’s it I hope you gremlins like it byeeee }~•



[andy-15-07]

https://www.tumblr.com/princess-fairytales/785419277737000960/introducing-u-to-my-parents-getting-rawed-in-my

Could u write this with Danny or one of his characters please and thank you 💘

Mi Tesoro

PAIRING: Joaquin Torres x Reader 💋

WORD COUNT: 1083 ✍️

REQUESTS: Open! 💌 (send yours my way — I love writing them all!)

🌟 Danny Ramirez Masterlist 🌟

You had no idea what to expect when Joaquin said, "Come home with me for the weekend. My mom's dying to meet you."

But now, sitting at his family's kitchen table in Arizona, eating homemade pozole while his mom beams at you like you're already her daughter-in-law, you wonder why you were ever nervous.

"Ay, mija," his mom coos, patting your hand. "You're even prettier in person. Joaquin, why didn’t you bring her sooner?"

Joaquin blushes and looks down at his plate. "Mami..."

You try not to giggle. He'd been the picture of confidence when flying drones and taking down HYDRA leftovers with Sam, but in front of his mom? Reduced to a shy, fidgety boy.

She pours you more horchata. "So, are you two getting serious?"

You glance at Joaquin, whose face has turned crimson. "Very," you say with a little smile. His hand tightens around your thigh under the table.

"Mami," he mutters, embarrassed.

"What? I'm just saying! Maybe next year you give me some nietos."

You nearly choke on your drink. Joaquin groans. "Can we not talk about babies while we're eating, please?"

His mom waves a hand, clearly delighted.

Later, she makes you help her clean up while Joaquin dries dishes behind you, brushing his hand over your back every time she turns away. His abuela FaceTimes in from Mexico and says, "Ay, tiene buena cadera. Muchos niños!"

You have no idea what she said, but Joaquin flushes so red, you cackle.

When you're finally in his old bedroom,walls still lined with old photos, one cringey Captain America poster above the twin bed,he closes the door behind you with a soft click.

You smirk, dropping onto the bed. "Your family is adorable."

He stares at you like you're prey.

"You have no idea what you did to me tonight," he says, voice low. "All sweet and polite... wearing that dress. Sitting at the table while my mom talks about marriage like she didn’t hear us fucking in my apartment last week."

You grin. "Poor baby."

He's on you in seconds.

Kisses you like he’s trying to make up for hours of waiting. Hands everywhere. Tongue hot and hungry in your mouth.

"You're not gonna be able to keep quiet, are you?"

"Try me," you pant.

He hikes your dress up around your waist, pushes your panties aside, groaning when he sees how wet you already are.

"Fuck. You ready for me, baby?"

"Raw," you whisper. "I want it raw."

He moans like a man possessed, fumbling his belt open.

"You're gonna take me, right here, on the bed where I had my first wet dreams as a kid,dreams of someone just like you."

You laugh, but it melts into a moan as he sinks in. Deep, slow, stretching you perfectly.

"Shhh," he breathes, stilling. "We can’t wake my mom."

You clench around him deliberately.

He snarls and starts moving. Deep, fast, hard. One hand on your mouth, the other gripping your hip like it anchors him.

"You feel so fucking good," he groans. "Gonna come so deep in you, baby. Want you leaking on my childhood sheets."

You come first, legs shaking, and he follows right after, moaning your name into your neck as he pumps you full.

But he's not done.

He flips you on your stomach.

"Been thinking about this all night. Want you there."

You freeze. "There?"

He leans over, kisses your shoulder. "Gonna make you feel so good, mi amor. Trust me."

His fingers dip into your pussy, spreading slick over your puckered hole. You gasp.

"Joaquin,"

"I got you, baby. Just relax. You're so wet. You can take me."

He pushes one finger in, slow, gentle.

"That’s it. Good girl. So fucking tight."

Another joins, stretching you open. You clutch the sheets, panting.

"Want me to fuck you here? Say it."

"F-fuck me there, Joaquin," you whisper. "Want you to."

He spits on you, then lines up his cock, thicker than his fingers.

Slow, so slow, until you're filled to the brim. You both moan.

"Fuck, baby," he breathes. "You’re perfect."

He starts thrusting.

Deep. Controlled. He leans over you, whispering in your ear.

"So dirty. Letting me take your ass in my childhood room."

You whimper.

He reaches under to rub your clit.

"Come again for me. All full. Come for me, hermosa."

You fall apart, moaning into the sheets, and he loses it,pounding into you, then stilling with a groan as he comes inside you, deep and messy.

You collapse together on the bed.

"Still think my mom didn’t hear that?" you murmur.

He kisses your shoulder. "Worth it."

You grin. "So worth it."

And somewhere, Steve Rogers' poster watches in silent judgment.

You wake up to the smell of cafecito and tortillas. Your thighs ache. Your stomach flutters.

Joaquin groans beside you, face buried in your neck. "Five more minutes."

"She’s making breakfast."

"I’m never looking her in the eyes again."

You giggle and roll out of bed. "We’re already in too deep. Might as well go eat."

You head to the bathroom first to freshen up. You’re brushing your teeth in front of the mirror when Joaquin slips in behind you, arms sliding around your waist.

"Still sore?" he murmurs against your neck.

"A little."

"Good. That means I did my job."

You snort around the toothbrush.

His hand slips lower. "Bend over the sink real quick, mami. Just a taste."

You choke on foam. "Are you serious?"

"Completely. Turn around. Hands flat. Be quiet."

You obey, bracing yourself on the cool counter as he pushes your sleep shorts down and runs a teasing hand between your thighs.

"Still wet. God, you're perfect."

He slides two fingers in, slow and deep, then leans over to whisper, "After breakfast, I’m fucking you in the shower. But for now… let me wake you up properly."

He sinks to his knees behind you.

When you step into the kitchen, his mom greets you with a knowing smirk.

"Did you sleep okay, mija?" she asks.

"Very well," you say sweetly.

Joaquin drags in behind you, hair a mess, face red.

His mom serves him eggs. "Your bed must still be comfy. Lots of... movement last night."

He chokes on his coffee.

You wink at him. "Told you she heard."

He glares, cheeks flushed, but his hand finds yours under the table and squeezes.

He leans in and murmurs, "Tonight? Shower. You're not leaving this house unshaken."

You smile. "Can’t wait, Torres."

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x dc AU: Danny as the ghost king has an expanded reach for powers he’s just now learning he has. Turns out it’s just super easy for him to summon people… uh, so easy he can do it in his sleep?

Danny is an exhausted kid and clockwork making him take a whole class in the methodology and practice of summoning as a Ghost King prep course is really not what he needed. But just like every power Danny hones, he gets good at it, like, really quickly. And it’s not long before he’s able to call forward his entire court and Clockwork himself with little more focus than saying their names with intention.

Danny is getting ready for school and chatting with Jazz over FaceTime (her first college classes were all super early and he got very narrow windows to talk with her before school)- when he complains a little too seriously about Boxy.

And then low and behold, Boxy confused to be out of the thermos, appears before danny. Which… cool he could summon out of the thermos, thats a fun technology thing he needs to work on but uh… oh no. He didn’t mean to do that and now he has to hang up with Jazz, capture Boxy who is having too much fun making fun of Danny and still try to make it to class on time.

The next accidental summon isnt accidental so much as experimental- and it doesn’t work when Danny is in his human form- but apparently he can call humans through as well. Him, Sam and Tucker played the worlds worst game of hide and seek just to test it and sure enough it works. They both come through, saying there was a head rush like you might get on a rollercoaster and a full body sensation of cold creeping fingertips.

So Danny gets really, really careful about using names in battle. Code names and trying to call his rogues by nicknames helps- but Danny is in a particularly annoying battle with some pariah zealots when he says:

“I mean who do you think I am? Fucking Batman? Get out of here with your world ending villain shit-“

And before he’s done bad mouthing the horde… a Very confused and very angry Batman appears on the battlefield. Uh… oh okay he’s helping danny never mind maybe this isn’t the worst day ever.

The following interrogations should have been expected by Danny. Also the request to be sent home, which uh, danny doesn’t know how to do yet.

[spidermans-l-o-v-e-r]

Disco Inferno

Pairing: Buck x Reader

Word count: 3.9k

Notes: How many is this? 3 of 5? Gee I hope so because I’m really trying to make my goal lmao

P.S I’m posting this from the Doctors office and I did NOT reread this

To promote “Teamwork” throughout the L.A.F.D., the Mayor decided a little “Exchange Program” was the answer. Every firehouse was basically supposed to trade one person from their team “to the left” (Buck sang it for days) for the entire summer. Accommodations were made for each member being traded in whatever city they would be in; sometimes, you ended up with a roommate or three.

In Buck’s case, he ended up all on his own. It was a sleepy little town, tranquil, with very little to do honestly. They mostly helped out neighboring cities with fires.

Buck had been chosen for the totally not incredibly painful reason of, he didn’t really have much of a life to leave behind for the summer. Eddie promised he’d take care of the loft… water his plants, feed his new fish Danny, and watch over you.

They said that since his relationship was kinda new…and he didn’t technically? Have a family to stay with that mayyyybe he was the best bet. The first thing he’d done was say he was going to talk to you about it. Because though you’d only been official for a couple of months… something like this could really make or break the relationship.

It was down to Buck, or Hen. Eddie needed to stay close to Chris, Chim and Maddie had just had the baby, and Bobby wasn’t an option.

Hen had literally cornered him in the station and begged him to take the position, she knew it was going to be hard and she felt sorry, she really really did. But she needed to stay with her wife and kids and Buck knew in his heart that it was going to be him going.

“What do you we think huh? Huhh? Pretty sweet right?!”

Buck held up the camera for you, showing you the sparse decorating he’d done, and the succulent you’d made him take with him. He’d put up a few movie posters, set up one of his favorite lamps, and brought like 15 squishmallows with him.

The place overall is pretty nice even if it lacks character. The one-bedroom bathroom apartment isn’t nearly as nice as his loft but it’s cozy and has hardwood floors. The kitchen was also small but really pretty. The stove alone makes Buck somewhat less stressed and more excited for his anxiety baking to impress his new crew for the summer.

He gives you a little tour of the place, there’s a comfy-looking black sofa and a matching armchair. The entertainment center is dark-stained wood with a nice-sized TV and a matching coffee table. The first and only bedroom in the place is definitely homier, Buck put up his own blackout curtains you’d gotten him as a gift and the blanket you made him was spread out on the king-sized bed.

That had been his request, making sure the bed was large enough to fit him and that his feet didn’t hang over for monsters to grab.

The bathroom is way nicer than you ever expected. The shower alone is stunning and if they had any budget for this place it definitely went here. The glass walls sparkle with the glare of the sun coming through the small window.

“I can’t wait to shower in this thing. I hope you expect a very NSFW video that’s only not safe because I’m naked because I’m literally going to be showing this shower off.”

You laugh and stuff your pillow further under your chin.

“Isn’t your shower at home super nice too? I love your shower!”

“Okay, but it isn’t this shower. What are you doing tonight?”

“Literally nothing” You shrug and he grins

“Perfect! I have to shower tonight so I’ll FaceTime you! Maybe if you wanted… you could go over to my place? And we could shower together. You know since you love my shower oh so much.”

“You want me to go to your apartment while you’re not there and take a shower with you on the phone?”

“That’s exactly what I want”

You’re not sure if he meant to make that face, or if he meant for his tone to drop an octave but the way he holds your stare for a second definitely confirms he totally did and now you’re just trying not to be flushed.

“Yeah okay… I’ll get the key from Eddie later.”

“Perfect! Pack an overnight bag so you can stay!”

“I don’t know have a choice in this do I?” You shake your head with a smile and he smiles back.

“I purposely sprayed my bed with extra cologne and left my second favorite hoodie behind and sprayed that down too.”

“You left your second favorite hoodie for me?” You pout and your lip trembles and he smirks.

“It’s your favorite… shit my new boss is calling me. I’ll call you later okay? I lo-“ He stops for a second, because like.. is it time to say that? Does he feel that?? Or was it just automatic because he says it to everyone he normally calls??

You either don’t hear it or don’t acknowledge it and he’s grateful for that… he thinks?

“Okay baby, I’ll take to you later!”

He doesn’t hit the button first and there’s another pause where he doesn’t want to hang up at all and this whole thing was stupid and he should be there with you. You give him a sad little wave and blow him a kiss before hanging up.

Buck carefully sets his iPad up in the shower. There’s literally a little slot there for it so he can watch movies and shower but tonight he’s going to be the movie.

He takes his time setting up all his stuff in the shower niche and puts his towel on the book and the cute pink loofah you bought him on the inside hook and now he’s just messing with things because what if you can’t call? Even if you’d just texted five minutes ago that you were getting all your stuff together and would call him in a minute.

What if something happened? What if there was a fire? What if there was a fire he wasn’t there to put out?

He’s about to call Eddie to check on you when his iPad starts ringing. He stands to the side and sticks his face in front of the camera and answers it.

“Hello?”

You snort and toss your head back “Why are you standing like that?!” He makes faces in the camera and makes you look up his nose before pulling away and standing in front of the camera while you’re laughing.

“Hey bunny- I wanted to make sure you…were…”

His voice trails off as he takes in the sight before him and he’s not sure what he was expecting but it sure as hell wasn’t this. You’re not in the shower, you’re in the tub. You’ve got candles lining the edge and he knows you’ve got him on that little tub table he got you as a present.

None of that matters though, okay it does but god he has never hated bubbles more in his entire life which sucks because he loves bubbles. But you’ve somehow finagled them into the perfect little bubble top that hides those perfect breasts and he can already feel himself getting hard.

Your hair is in a sexy pile of curls on top of your head with some of them falling and he wants to tuck them behind your ear so badly… and then plow you over the side of the tub so hard all the water splashes out.

“I’m a little sore after work today so I thought a bath might be better. You don’t mind do you?”

“God no,” He says breathlessly and you giggle, sitting forward and the bubbles stay obnoxiously in place.

“How was your day? Did you get all settled in?” You smile and for a second his mind clears and his heart aches to kiss you after a long day. But the second you notice that look in his eye, the homesickness, you take matters into your own hands.

You push the bubbles out of the way and cup your breasts, pushing them into the camera and massaging them gently.

“Bucky baby?” You say sweetly and he’s gotta hold the shower niche to steady himself.

“Jesus fucking Christ” His eyes flash with an uncontrollable lust and he immediately stares at the floor making you laugh. You grin, crossing your arms under your breasts.

“Are you okay? Do you want me to put the bubbles back? Maybe cover up with a towel?” You start to look around for a washcloth and he throws his hands out.

“No!! No, no, no, this is perfect! So, so deliciously perfect.”

“Okay… did you get settled in okay?” You keep massaging them, squeezing the plump orbs, and giving them a little jiggle. Buck's eyes are glued to your nipples and you snicker.

“Evan”

His eyes snap up to yours and you lean forward in the camera, god he just wants to kiss you… or at least for you to push him down and take charge, he really can’t decide.

“Yes?” His voice cracks and he clears his throat, a sweet flush creeps up his neck and you giggle.

“Do I need to ask you again? Are you going to make me ask you again?”

It’s just the freaking way you say that that has him fully at attention… in more ways than one. He melts into a dreamy little puddle and he’s so sure you can see his knees shaking.

“No! N-no. I- I’m all unpacked, not that there’s much to unpack you know. But I got all my buddies set up and it’s actually super cute I should send you the picture later.”

“I’d love to see it! I’m glad you’ve settled in. Are you looking forward to dinner tomorrow?”

He sighs and for a minute he’s no longer distracted by your body but by the anxiety of meeting a new team and just trying to figure out where he belongs in it.

Stupid Mayor.

“Kind of? Not really if I’m being totally honest… I wish you were here to go with me at least. I wish Eddie was here too because he could come too and we’d be our own little group. But… I need him there with you. I need to know you’re safe.”

“You know he’s got me staying at his place three nights a week?”

Buck did know. He’s the one who hesitantly approached Eddie about it a week ago.

“He what??” He splutters and gestures wildly and you know immediately he had a hand in it… but fine. Whatever makes him feel better about having to go.

“Mhmm I’m due to sleep over tomorrow. We’re gonna be sharing a bed I hope that’s okay with you.”

“Hey, I fully trust my best friend.” His tone is firm and serious. “And I absolutely trust you. If my two favorite people who are adults have to share a bed that’s fine. I share one with Eddie all the time! It’s great you’re gonna fall in love. He doesn’t mind cuddling!”

You shake your head and giggle with him, running wet hands over your hair you smirk.

“I’m pretty sure he does mind cuddling. He just allowed you to because you’re you. We’re gonna set up some basic ground rules before bed tomorrow.”

“One of those rules is going to be it’s okay to cuddle” Buck crosses his arms over his chest childishly and you sink further into the water sassily.

“It’s really not.”

“You know what? Stay like that.” Buck hits a few buttons on his iPad and suddenly the phone is ringing you sink down to your eyes and Buck steps out of the camera for a minute.

“Uhh hello?” Eddie looks at his phone, his fork halfway to his mouth.

“Are you alone?” Buck does his stupid nose camera thing again and you snort.

“I am… though I’m starting to not want to be oh my god get your fat nose out of the camera”

You come out of the water, the bubbles strategically placed and Buck steps into view, this time enough that it’s just his head and torso. Eddie chokes on his spaghetti and has to turn the camera away to die.

“What the fuck?!” He comes back on screen and downs half his water and Buck full-on ignores the dying part.

“You and Y/N are gonna be sharing a bed right?”

“Right??”

“And we’re going to have ground rules right?” You add

“Right…” Where the hell was this going?

“Is it okay to cuddle?” Buck has his arms back over his chest and you’re staring between the two of them and Eddie has to push his chair back and take a breath before he deals with the stupidity in front of him.

“You called me in the middle of… whatever the fuck this was. To ask me if one of the ground rules would be cuddling is okay??”

“Yes”

“Yup”

“Buck. Why would I cuddle with your girlfriend??”

“Because she’s pretty and cute and the sweetest thing ever and you can’t help but put your arms around her.” He could go on and on about all the ways he’s into you and all the ways Eddie should totally be into you but Eddie cuts him off.

“Buck I don’t- buddy I don’t think about your girlfriend like-“

Both you and Eddie fucking know the shit he’s pulling right now when his face immediately drops and he gets all pouty and wide-eyed. Eddie stops speaking for a second, looking over at you and you let your head drop onto your knees.

“Oh my god”

“Cuddling is on the table” Eddie throws his hands in the air and Buck's fist pumps.

“I fucking told you!” He yells out and your jaw drops

“Because you cheated!! And you know you did!!”

“I did no such thing” he sticks his tongue out at you and you’ve never been more upset he’s not close enough to strangle.

“You know what! Don’t come crying to me when Eddie wakes up with a hard-on pressed into my thigh.”

Eddie crumples in his seat with a strangled noise of embarrassment.

“Are you kidding me?” Buck scoffs “I would be dying to hear every detail of how you fixed it and expecting pictures.”

Your eyes do that cartoon thing? Where they pop out of your head and are just like massive circles and Eddie’s jaw falls so hard you hear it pop.

“Evan”

“Jesus Buck” Eddie is completely speechless and you’re both left floundering, mouths gaping and boy does that shoot the biggest thrill up Buck’s spine.

“Anyway… Cool cuddling is on the table. But in all seriousness Eddie if it wasn’t that’s totally okay. I’m just joking around I wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable in that way.”

“It’s- no it’s. Uh- it’s fine” Eddie stutters over his words just trying to get something out. “I guess- uh you know in all seriousness I would have offered anyway, just to kinda comfort her… if you were cool with it man.”

“I am. I know my best friend will take care of my girlfriend while I’m gone.”

There is the wildest undertone to whatever the hell Buck is saying, there is a huge ass read between the lines shit happening here and Eddie shuts it down immediately. There’s no way in hell he’s thinking about doing things with his best friend’s girlfriend… in front of her face anyway.

Later that night, Buck receives a very long text detailing how Eddie thought the plan to seduce you was going better than they thought it would.

Anyway.

After a few very awkward goodbyes, it’s you and Buck on the phone again. Your cheeks are flushed a pretty pink from the conversation you’d just had and you’re a bit quieter now.

“What’s going through that pretty head of yours?” Buck wonders aloud as he turns on the shower. You lean forward and reach to pull the drain plug to make room for more hot water.

“I miss you”

He watches your body being unveiled to him inch by inch and he gets lost in it, all the perfect little dips and curves he loves to kiss so much.

“You wanna pick my bath bomb?” You reach forward again to turn on the hot water, your breasts in the camera, and Buck squeaks.

“Uhh sure?? Yeah sure why not?” You grab the basket and hold it in front of him, showing them all off and he gets easily distracted by the colorful set of bath bombs.

“I’m gonna be basic and pick intergalactic. I really like the color the water turns”

You take it out of the basket and aim the camera down at the water, his breath catches in his throat over the smooth expanse of your skin in the clear water. He hears you set the basket down and suddenly your hand slides down between your legs and you teasingly rub your lips before setting the bath bomb down and interrupting his little show.

“I hate you so much you know that” He rolls his eyes and you put the camera back up and give him a cute smile.

“Love you too honey!”

You lean forward again and pour some soap into the spout and a nice crowd of bubbles shows up again before you turn off the water.

He notices a distinct lack of your hands above the water like they had been earlier and he’s getting curious.

“Are we gonna do what I think we’re gonna do?”

“I think so…” you bite your lip playfully and he’s already embarrassingly close to making a mess all over this shower.

“Ladies first”

You smirk and push the table back some so he can see your body. He watches you slide your hand down your torso and between your legs and he’s cursing himself for picking such a dark-colored bath bomb. He shouldn’t have picked one at all really…

“You gonna be a good boy and rub your cock for me, baby?” You’re squirming in the water and it’s setting his body on fire again.

“My sweet baby Buck” Your voice is dripping with seduction and he’s fighting back all the embarrassing shit he wants to say “Come on, you can do it”

Bucks fist collides with the wall in front of him to keep himself steady and he groans softly, pumping his cock tortuously slow in time with your fingers.

You giggle and push the little table back all the way and scoop up some of the water letting it pour down your body. He watches the glittery streams flow between your breasts and over them and he moans.

“Oh god,” He pants as your fingers find your clit again, rubbing faster circles this time. Your other hand teases your breast, playing with your hard nipple and squeezing it between your fingers.

“Do that to your clit baby, lemme see you be mean to it.”

Your cheeks flush deeply and you spread your lips for him, letting him see your pulsing clit. You pinch it like he told you to, wincing at the pleasurable pain and he pumps his cock faster.

“Fuck I wanna taste you, I should come up there. It’s only a couple hours away…”

“Absolutely not” You pant, letting your head rest back against the rim of the tub “You have to be ready and well-rested for tomorrow and I don’t want to be the reason you don’t make a good first impression.”

“Hey, Buck? Why do you look so exhausted?” He makes his voice weird and high-pitched. “Oh just because I decided to go back home and fuck the brains out of my gorgeous girlfriend”

“You know in theory… I don’t- I mean I can work from home tomorrow.”

Buck knows you’d make the two-hour trip to see him, you’ll drive in the dark and get there and he can ravage you in any way he wants and he knows you’ll take it with a satisfied smile.

“I can’t ask you to do that, not at night. But- maybe this weekend?”

“I miss you,” you say again, and this time it feels different. His body was hot and ready and on the edge, raw with need… and he’d do anything to get to you.

He sighs deeply and looks at you with that winning smile, the one that had you saying yes to your first date and yes when he asked you to be his girlfriend

“Only a few more weeks, I promise”

His words hang heavy in the air for a minute and you sigh softly, smiling back finally and reaching forward.

“Guess I’ll be using my new boyfriend” You wave a little pink toy to the camera and the emotional roller coaster that’s been tonight suddenly goes right back up.

You show him the pastel pink suction toy and he whines and his hand is right back on his cock. You stand up on your knees and angle the camera down again and he’s drooling.

You run the tip around your clit and gasp, your hips shuddering a little and he moans with you.

“Keep it on your clit and turn it to your favorite setting. If you take it off I’m getting out of this shower and driving to you.”

“B-but-“

“Do you think I’m joking?”

He’s not, not with the way he stares at you so intensely you could cum just from that. You do as he says, picking your favorite setting with the pretty blue light and pressing it to your clit. You nearly double over and the water sloshes against the tub.

“Oh m-my god,” you grab the wall and he pumps his cock faster, in time with your sweet moans and writhing body. He can almost imagine being buried deep inside you. He doesn’t dare close his eyes either. He wants to, wants to moan into the wall and pretend it’s you against him and not the cold stone but then he’d miss the way that toy sucks and vibrates around your clit and the way your hips start to grind against it, twitching involuntarily.

Lowkey, he misses your strap too.

“Come on baby you’re so close for me, lemme see you cum I wanna watch you ruin yourself”

It’s like a dam breaks open and your orgasm comes rushing out. Your hips stutter and shake as you ride the toy between your legs. It sucks harder and vibrates faster when your hand accidentally slips on the button and you scream out Buck’s name. You can hardly hear him groaning your name as hot ropes of his cum coat the shower wall and he’s fucking his hand like a madman.

You gingerly plop back into the water and Buck stumbles back onto the bench, the hot water cascading down his chest and washing away the cum between his legs.

“Jesus fucking Christ” He pants harshly and you laugh deliriously through his iPad speakers.

“Only a few more weeks” you groan in distress and he snickers, letting his head fall against the tiles.

“I promise”

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙a slut for being in love | DR3 CL16˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x y/n fem reader (she/her) x charles leclerc x your bff y/bff/n fem (she/her)

genre: social media au, polyamory

warnings: polyamory, fourple

summary: in which your highly unconventional relationship is finally out to the world 🌍

a/n: interesting mixture HAHA sorry if it's chaotic tbh but i really will just write anything im asked for 🙂

request!!!: hi bff can i req y/n x daniel x y/bff/n x charles fanfic pls pls plsssssss 😊

fc: gracie abrams, kennedy walsh

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THE END 🫶