#fan oracle

[pinkiemachine]

HEEHEEHEE….

Part 2 👇

[gothamite-rambler]

Nightwing: I got stabbed in the hand. Should I take it out here or wait until I get home?

Oracle (on the comms): Go to the hospital.

Nightwing (ignoring the urgency, focusing on the knife): ...No. If I jiggle it a bit, you think it won't do too much damage?

Red Hood (answering on his comm): Probably should wait till you get home.

Red Robin (chiming in): How big is the dagger?

Nightwing (poking): A regular sized switch blade.

Red Robin (speaking from experience): Oh, just head to your place, bite down on a spoon and sanitize the wound in alcohol.

Red Hood: Yeah and sew the wound slowly. Then drink Jack Daniels. That's a good comfort drink.

Red Robin: I drink ginger tea.

Oracle (regretting knowing this man for a second): Thing one and two shut up. Seriously, Nightwing, go to the hospital!

Nightwing (cackle chuckle for a second): Oracle, you're so silly. Stop playing. If I pull it out now, apply pressure, then stop by a local gas station for gauze—

Batman tossed a goon across the floor like he was a pebble in the pond then pressed his own earpiece to talk.

Batman (on comms, father tone): GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

Nightwing: Yeah, but-

Batman (scolding for not listening): Nightwing.

Nightwing: What if I go home and patch-

Batman (disappointed father tone): Nightwing.

Nightwing pouted, stomping his foot saddened he'd have to call it a night.

Nightwing: Ugh, fine! I really hate going there; it always takes forever to see a doctor. If I wanted to leave early, it shouldn't be due to getting stabbed!

Batman: I've been through the same thing, but it's worth it. Okay?

Nightwing: Alright.

Oracle: You’re seriously going to listen to him over your own friend?!

Nightwing: Yeah... He’s Batman and my papa. Why wouldn’t I listen to him?

Oracle: Oh my God, that’s not a valid reason!

Batman (agreeing with his cause he's Batman): It makes perfect sense to me.

Oracle slammed her head onto her desk, groaning in frustration.

[the-phantom-peach]

drawing some lesser-seen dorks

because they are tiny in my hand <3

[multiverseworm]

No because, I can totally picture Damian getting unsolicited advice from each of the batkids when they hear he’s going on a date. All of them having a completely different idea of what that entails😭

Steph: Remember to always offer your hoodie, even if she’s taller than you. We girls like that.

Damian: we’re in the middle of June, Brown. In what world do you think is appropriate to bring a piece of clothing designed for cold weather when it’s 90° degrees outside?

…

Duke: Everyone loves a good joke, it’s a good way to break the ice as well.

Damian: Thank you, Thomas. That also works as a great way to defeat Mr. Freeze if he ever decides to escape Arkham.

…

Cass: *explaining in full detail how to look for signs that his date is not interested anymore through body language*

Damian: *taking extensive notes about it*

…

Tim: Don’t forget to find out everything about her and her background.

Damian: *visibly offended* Who do you think I am, Drake? An Amateur? I obviously already did that. Full report is in the batcomputer files.

…

Babs: Just don’t do anything Dick tells you.

Damian: …

…

Dick: Did Babs actually say that? Whatever, just remember to be polite, make her laugh, pay for the meal and walk her home.

*makes a pause*

Dick: Bruce already gave you “the talk”, right? If not, this is about to get veeery awkward…

Damian: *mutters curses in Arabic*

…

Damian: Todd, do you have a minute? I need your assistance in getting intel for a mission.

Jason: Does this mission involve the date everyone else has been so eagerly talking about? *smirks devilish*

Damian: …

Jason: …

Damian: You read Austen, you have the greatest intel of them all to fill me in on this assignment.

Jason: Sit down and listen close, little spawn. Here’s what you’re gonna do if you want that girl to have the best date she’s ever gonna get.

[m1kuluvrr]

girls girls girls

[himemina02]

The Oracle - The long and short mix 🙏

[mantimae]

The whole world at her fingertips.

[mydearestdarlingdead]

Barbara Gordon, the woman you are <3

[wojakgallery]

The Oracle of Delphi Wojak

Wojak Art:

Possibly based on the painting below, "Priestess of Delphi" (1891) by John Collier

Title/Name: The Oracle of Delphi Wojak Known As: The Oracle of Delphi was an institution in Ancient Greece, dedicated to the god Apollo. Only one priestess operated at Delphi at any one time, and the name given to her was 'the Pythia'. The woman gave up her own name when she became priestess. The Temple of Apollo was at Delphi, on the slopes of Mount Parnassus in Greece. According to legend, the god answered questions through the medium of the priestess, who was famous for her ambiguous predictions. Scholars from time to time have suggested that burning Oleander or volcanic gases played their part in her strange utterings. Wojak Series: Doomer Girl (Variant) Wojak image by:  Unknown, possibly 'elysianenchant' from Twitter/X (but this account no longer exists). PNG version found [Here]. Wojak image submitted by: wrenchwenches on Tumblr Main Tag: Oracle of Delphi Wojak

[hammertime7x]

Everyone is being really considerate and trying not to put pressure on me, which is really kind of them. But honestly, please have high expectations and put all the pressure on me.I can’t guarantee that I’ll live up to those expectations, but I’ll do my absolute best— Yuki Tsunoda

[pinkiemachine]

Everyone say: FAMILY VACATION!!!

[gothamite-rambler]

Robin: Nightwing... you ate my bag of chips. Why? Why did you eat my chips?

Nightwing: I was hungry. The chips were on the desk in the cave. I thought they were Batman's, sorry Robin.

Batman (monotone): Why would the chips being mine excuse you eating them?

Nightwing: You're our dad... it's normal to do that to you.

Robin: I agree with that, Nightwing.

Batman: You agree with that?

Robin (continuing): But... those were my chips. I wanted to snack on them when patrol was going slow tonight. Those were my chips.

Robin placed a hand on his stomach and rubbed his belly. He wasn't as sad as he was portraying himself, but having learned a few stories from Dick's childhood, he wanted to test out his own trickery to gain sympathy. Nightwing placed a hand on his chest, feeling guilt, although he knew his little brother was laying it on thick.

Riddler (cuffed): Aww, poor kid.

Robin held his head down, sniffling for extra sympathy. Batman turned to Nightwing, giving him a disapproving look. Nightwing sighed, his shoulders slumping.

Nightwing: Well... this makes me look like a bit of a jerk, doesn’t it?

Riddler: Yeah, pretty much. What kind of chips were they?

Robin: Those were spicy Lay’s barbecue chips, a little bag.

Riddler: Oh dude.

Nightwing: I was hungry!

Robin: I am hungry now... if you get me a big bag and a Pepsi, I will forgive this transgression.

Nightwing: I mean, we are kind of busy—

Batman: You can go to a store and get him the snack you stole from him.

Nightwing: But I want—

Batman: I'm sorry, did anyone else here eat his chips? No? You did. So go to the store, or you're grounded!

Nightwing: Alright! I'll take a break from being a superhero and buy Robin a bag of chips.

Robin: And a Pepsi... and a Milky Way.

Nightwing: You don't—

Batman: Bring me Skittles too. Riddler, you want anything?

Riddler: Bottle of water? Yeah, I’m parched.

Batman: And a water. There’s a station close by. Go on now.

Nightwing stomped off, grumbling under his breath. Oracle laughed, listening in on the conversation while eating Lay’s original chips.

Riddler: I’ve never tried the spicy Lay’s chips. Are they pretty good?

Robin: Yes. Sometimes I dip the chips in ranch. American ranch is pretty tasty.

Riddler: American ranch?

Batman: He traveled a lot as a child.

Riddler: I figured. You know, I could see myself stealing someone’s snack, but how hungry was he?

Batman: Nightwing has a strange appetite, but he usually eats my food. Without asking me. Yeah, don’t have kids if you can’t handle the stress.

Riddler: ...Noted.

While the three waited for Nightwing to return with snacks, Oracle, Orphan, and Spoiler were snacking together in the Oracle Tower.

Oracle: I told him Batman doesn’t eat spicy barbecue. He didn’t listen, and now he has to face the consequences.

Orphan (eating pizza with Oracle): They never learn.

[outtamynoggin]

It's crazy what he gets away with (and who the ones letting him get away with it are)

Bruce: What Nightwing did might have been... unconventional, but it worked.

Tim: Exactly. I mean, sure, the plan might have involved hacking into Gotham’s power grid, a few strategic distractions, and, uh, some minor illegal surveillance-

Barbara: MINOR? DISTRUBANCES??

Tim: Okay, fine! The plan also had a teensy bit of hacking into the stock market, manipulating a few politicians, and borrowing a couple confidential documents, but nobody was harmed!

Bruce: ...In the strictest sense.

Tim: Yes! See, it's a win-win solution!

Barbara: *furious* You two are insane. You’re treating morally ambiguous like it’s a fun new hobby. He practically engineered an escape from a high-security prison by tricking the entire staff into thinking it was game night. In addition, he orchestrated a city-wide blackout just to steal classified documents, and you’re calling it genius?

Bruce: Very resourceful.

Tim: I mean... it’s not his fault they didn’t know how to play Dungeons & Dragons. Also, I want to see who else could pull off a high-profile heist while simultaneously launching a PR campaign for a new tech startup!

Bruce: *to Tim* Wayne Enterprise's tech gadgets cleared the shelves, we need to speed up production.

Tim: Already on it.

Barbara: You’re defending this? That’s not genius, that’s a psychotic breakdown wrapped in a cape! It's madness layered up in a three-piece suit!

Bruce and Tim: It’s Dick.

Barbara: I swear, if it was anyone else, you’d be throwing them in a cell for years.

Bruce and Tim: It’s Nightwing. He has plausible deniability.

Barbara: Plausible? I think he has a whole separate universe of deniability!

[mikeywayarchive]

oraclepark: We joined the Black Parade 🖤 Thank you @mychemicalromance for an unforgettable show!

📸: @phalperin @priscillapple

[Jul 21, 2025]

[andstuffsketches]

something about mercy and control

[kara-zor-els]

Roy and Babs' dynamic has the potential to be so funny. "I'm having a homoerotic relationship with your stepmother while you are having a homoerotic relationship with my boyfriend". Unhinged.