Hildibrand: Hey, can I ask you a question?
WoL: Yeah.
Hildibrand: Why are we laying in Ul’dah’s marketplace?
WoL: Nashu’s bomb toss knocked you unconscious so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.
Hildibrand: My thanks, my most astute assistant!
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Joshua: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Dion: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Joshua: ... I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Alphinaud, over the linkpearl: Estinien I think I'm lost.
Estinien: Where?
Alphinaud:...I don't think you understand what lost means?
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Thordan @ Estinien and Aymeric: You have thirteen seconds before Ishgard fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die
Estinien: HOT TOPIC!?!?
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WOL: Why does Alisaie always do the laundry so loudly?
Alphinaud: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
Alisaie, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Alphinaud: Wow! This is amazing! Aliyah did you cook this?
Alisaie: How do you know I didn't make it?
Alphinaud: Alisaie, there are 10 people in the Rising Stones and you'd still be my 11th guess.
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Azem and Hythlodaeus: Emet, what are you doing tomorrow?
Emet: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
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FFXIV Characters as The Princess Bride gifs feat. the Ishgardian Trauma Trio
Haurchefant:
Estinien:
Aymeric:
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Joshua: Wow, Dion, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Dion: We literally slept together yesterday.
Joshua: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Yotsuyu: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Yugiri: I'm a Ninja and I'm a Ninja.
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Amelaince: I have one of every type of child.
Amelaince, motioning to Alphinaud: Boy,
Amelaince, motioning to Alisaie: Girl,
Amelaince, motioning to Aliyah: And Aliyah.
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