#flash thompson tf

[kozilmog]

Hey mate, love your stuff! If possible I'd like to see Spidey become a typical dumb jock!

Maybe he stumbled into the wrong room or finds a cursed item?

Spider-Man -> Jock/Flash Thompson

A clever little plan. Plant a powerful curse on a sweaty, used clothing of that oaf Flash Thompson and watch as noble, heroic and gallant Spider-Man becomes shallow, self-obsessed bully, Flash Thompson.

Though, it seems Spidey doesn't seem to mind.

[morninkim]

What is UP we're back with more TF: Reconstruction!

Check out the Triple-Changer cadets who joined the squad a couple Earth weeks before Rod and Arcee did!

Hot Rod admires and loves working with Blurr, but thinks Springer is a little too "cool guy jock" for her taste - meanwhile Blurr and Springer themselves have been best pals since joining up with Ultra Magnus.

[fr-likes-chocolate]

I used to be obsessed with that Spiderman series when I was younger! (was kinda bad) the Spiderman in that series is the Roier that Phil will meet? How tf the meet em’?? Most importan The hardcore deities are a kinda thing related to the hand?? (an enemy cult enemy of Iron Fist and Daredevil if I remember correctly) like they have their own cults and phil/danny needs yo beat them up¿?

//strangely serious questions for a joke but u asked so

Anon this is such a goofy idea but I have so much lore for this. (Og post)

So the Spider-Man series canonically has a multiverse right?

Roier is the qsmp/hardcore version of Spider-Man. There are others too! Pac is this universe’s Nova and White tiger is split between Bagi and Cellbit.

Phil does have a version of himself in the qsmp universe because he’s from the spider man universe. (Martyn inthelittlewood my beloved)

Also he isn’t the only one who got booted into the qsmp verse. Flash Thompson did too and you will never believe who he becomes

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Subtle as a brick

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/JKG2NkP by WebSlingerWit Peter had officially stopped caring. He’d been Spider-Man for years now, swung through half of New York, saved countless lives, and battled aliens—aliens!—all while keeping his identity a secret. No more hiding. No more sneaking. No more excuses. Words: 849, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Peter Parker, MJ, Ned, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Flash Thompson Additional Tags: Spidey, doesn’t give a fuck, Teens, Photography, teens are oblivious, adults too, like how tf did they not notice, I like this one read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/JKG2NkP

[arkhamshadows]

how tf do the marvel database people know this is flash thompson 😭 my son he is only 2 blonde pixels wide

[ao3feed-wandamaximoff]

Hold me in your arms (and never let me go)

by Gingerzz_ha ‘It’s cold’, was Peter’s first thought as he slowly came to. He couldn’t bear open his eyes, not yet at least. They just felt so heavy, like how they felt on a Monday morning when he had to wake up for school. But, this was.. different. There was no comfy pillow for him to bury his face into, instead it was cold and hard. It reminded him of freezing concrete, but, why would he be on a cold floor? He had been on his way home from school, Happy had been given the day off and Peter was about to head to Mr.Stark’s via the subway when- He didn’t know. OR: Peter and Bucky Barnes get kidnapped together. Will Steve and Tony have to work together again to get them back? Read to find out!! Words: 2206, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Happy Hogan, May Parker (Spider-Man), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Wanda Maximoff, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Ross (Marvel), Flash Thompson, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel) Relationships: Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers, Avengers & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Pardoned Team Captain America, Rouge avengers return, Domestic Avengers, Bucky Barnes & Peter Parker Friendship, Kidnapping, Torture, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Kidnapped Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Bucky Barnes Needs a Hug, Bucky Barnes Being a Little Shit, Irondad, spideyson, Hurt/Comfort, Rescue, Everyone Loves Peter Parker, Flash Thompson Being A Jerk, Loki & Peter Parker Friendship, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Idk what I’m doing, how tf do i tag this, Peter Parker Meets the Avengers, i don’t wanna spoil this, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Violence via https://ift.tt/R7yF6Vm

[soul-controller]

possess/tf/hypnotize

Jacob Batalon, Tony Revolori and Remy Hii

Well out of the Spider-Man co-stars you've listed, I find Remy the most attractive, so he’ll be my choice in regards to who I'll possess. He didn't really have much to do in the films, but he definitely made an impression on me!

With Tony, he'll be forced to undergo some hypnosis where I make him fully adopt his character Flash Thompson's personality 24/7. I think it would be quite funny to watch him act so cocky and condescending by believing he's a preppy rich man both on and off set. As for Jacob, he’ll have the fate of being transformed into my own personal camera so I can just use him as an excuse to always check myself out. Every time I prepare for a red carpet premiere or a simple night on the town, he'll have the privilege of being used to commemorate another night of looking well-dressed and hunky!

[ao3feed-harleykeener]

by charliebradburyismyspiritanimal

Hundred Yard Dash what if u made him jealous

i am iron spawn how tf do i do that WAIT what if u an i dated fake dated i mean lmao

or, flash rips his heart in half so that the people he love can be happy

Words: 1266, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of mr. brightside

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Flash Thompson, Harley Keener, Peter Parker, Cindy Moon, Betty Brant, Michelle Jones, Ned Leeds, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming)

Relationships: Harley Keener/Flash Thompson, Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Peter Parker/Flash Thompson

Additional Tags: Light Angst, Unrequited Love, Jealousy, Jealous Peter Parker, this is because bb made me love flash, this is why we can't have nice things bb, ot3? bitch, (this entire thing is based off of bb's love of flash and my love of jealousy)

[ao3feed-harleypeter]

by charliebradburyismyspiritanimal

Hundred Yard Dash what if u made him jealous

i am iron spawn how tf do i do that WAIT what if u an i dated fake dated i mean lmao

or, flash rips his heart in half so that the people he love can be happy

Words: 1266, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of mr. brightside

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Flash Thompson, Harley Keener, Peter Parker, Cindy Moon, Betty Brant, Michelle Jones, Ned Leeds, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming)

Relationships: Harley Keener/Flash Thompson, Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Peter Parker/Flash Thompson

Additional Tags: Light Angst, Unrequited Love, Jealousy, Jealous Peter Parker, this is because bb made me love flash, this is why we can't have nice things bb, ot3? bitch, (this entire thing is based off of bb's love of flash and my love of jealousy)

[softgrungeprophet]

robbie thompson: the symbiote is addicted to rage

me, thinking about the connection between anger and adrenaline

thinking about the symbiote’s aggression and corruption when it used eddie for his excess adrenaline

how it was... oh,  would you look at thaaaaat. it was addicted to adrenaline.

thanks robbie for providing textual evidence in the form of like, one line that i can use to justify my headcanons and reinterpretation of past canon--Mainly this is relevant to me in particular because I was annoyed that the Hunger (2003) was like, oooh the symbiote needs adrenaline when that’s decidedly untrue. So it actually being equated to addiction, in parallel with Flash’s alcoholism, makes more sense, and allows both “the symbiote needs phenethylamine to be healthy and sane” AND “the symbiote needed adrenaline” to be true, in that the latter was an addictive need, as opposed to the health needs of phenethylamine (and presumably other amines).

i’m SURE someone’s already come to this conclusion, and it might have been on purpose (but who tf knows honestly) but it’s still something i have been thinking about a lot

[ao3feed-friendsofspiderman]

i really like you too

by starrynic

Peter laughs softly and MJ can’t help but get all warm and tingly. Happiness is like a warm blanket, wrapping gently around her, and in this case, both of them. Then he reaches and tucks a loose curl behind her ear, his cheeks a lovely pink tinge and giving her that beautiful dimpled smile MJ had fallen for. MJ decides this isn’t just a crush right then and there. It’s true love. And it’s not even bullshitty or revolting as she had thought it was before. It’s actually a beautiful, exhilarating feeling. As if Peter is the moon to her dark, speckled midnight.

———

Or, from Homecoming to No Way Home in MJ’s pint of view, but make it aesthetic and angst with a happy ending we deserve (because ain’t nobody want that horribly emotional ending in NWH). Lots of TS (Taylor Swift, not Tony Stark lololol) lyrics because that woman is a legend.

Words: 795, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Michelle Jones, Michelle Jones's Father, Michelle Jones's Mother, Susan Yang, Abe Brown, Julius Dell, Roger Harrington, Betty Brant, Flash Thompson

Relationships: Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Betty Brant/Ned Leeds

Additional Tags: howdy yall, im back, (from texas soooo), AcaDec Team - Freeform, Peter Parker is hot, MJ has a crush on Peter, Precious Peter Parker, Friends to Lovers, peter is a sweet dorky hot nerd who has fuckin muscles dude, like bro - Freeform, First Kiss, Slow Burn, i love these ppl, Flash is Dramatic, petermj but make it aesthetic, mj is flustered, Peter Parker is Adorable, like seriously, we don’t deserve him, Ned is so done, betty is mj’s annoying bff, How Do I Tag, Help, im an emotional wreck, nwh ending sucks like shit, i cried, but endgame sucked too, why tf did tony die, peter doesn’t deserve this, marvel is a little shit, Inspired by Taylor Swift, Taylor is the queen baby, Taylor Swift Song Lyrics, Ok imma stop now, so u don’t have a migraine, sorry xx

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/39235566

[sparkly-thotticus]

A PSA

Haha okay so I didn't think I'd have to write this but I guess I do. Pennywise, the Bowers gang (especially Patrick), and Billy from Stranger Things are not "daddy". They are not sweet people and I know they're fictional but they were not made for your little sexual fanfics or thoughts. They are literally evil. Pennywise is a fucking clown that eat and traumatize children, not your "daddy". The Bowers gang are not sweethearts looking for love. Patrick is fucking insane. Homeboy kills animals, killed his little brother which should have been a sign, a giant flashing sign that he's not sane. He only sees himself as real and y'all really want that? Henry Bowers is a racist piece of shit, torments children, and is an all out bully. Now I know he gets abused by his father and that explains his actions but it doesn't fucking justify them. Now on to Billy. He is extremely racist, that mullet was ugly as shit, and do I have to say it again, HE IS RACIST! Now don't give me that shit where you say, "oh but he was just protecting his little sister..." because I think tf not. He didn't like Max at all. Hated her. He didn't like Lucas because Lucas is black. He literally targeted Lucas and yall wanna talk about how he's so misunderstood. Gets on my fucking nerves.

Now I understand if you love the actors because they're sweethearts in real life. Like I love Dacre Montgomery because he's very sweet just like Bill Skarsgard, Owen Teague, Nicolas Hamilton, Logan Thompson, and Jake Simms. That's because they're actors and not their characters.

I have every right to hate their characters because they suck. I have experienced racism so how do you think I feel when people are like, "I love Henry Bowers so much" knowing that he's a fucking racist. And don't come to me with that "but he isn't real". Y'all loving him like he is and racism is real so I think hating him is justified.

Add more if you want to but if you don't like my argument then give me a valid one so we can talk it out like decent human being instead of getting butthurt.

[ao3feed-peterparker]

Subtle as a brick

by WebSlingerWit Peter had officially stopped caring. He’d been Spider-Man for years now, swung through half of New York, saved countless lives, and battled aliens—aliens!—all while keeping his identity a secret. No more hiding. No more sneaking. No more excuses. Words: 849, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Peter Parker, MJ, Ned, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Flash Thompson Additional Tags: Spidey, doesn’t give a fuck, Teens, Photography, teens are oblivious, adults too, like how tf did they not notice, I like this one via https://ift.tt/JKG2NkP

[theironfam]

SPOILERS FOR SMH

okay okay so Jane @hotmesspepper and I just finished watching smh and it was amazing!!!!

the biggest takeaway for me from this movie was that i honestly genuinely love this kid, pete, like he’s my own flesh and blood. He’s freakishly strong yet so small, vulnerable and innocent (like when he confronts criminals, it’s ‘you’re a criminal and you’re stealing weapons and that’s bad and i must do everything in my power to stop you from doing this bad thing and possibly harming other people in the process, even if said people I’m protecting includes you’). the burden of responsibility that he puts on himself is massive for this kid - honestly some of the situations that he got into literally had me stressed TF OUT. During half of the actions sequences, I was squeezing Jane’s arm so hard, she probs has bruises!!! But despite all the gADDAMN injuries, pete still pushes through he is a hERO. legit though, any time the kid was crying or was on the verge of tears, my heart tore apart - i felt like leaping through the movie and hiding him in my purse HUGGING HIM and protecting him from all the bad things in the world TT.TT

okay so other awesome moments

- gym teacher’s quote (or something to that effect) re cap’s exercise video: ‘pretty sure he’s a war criminal now but who cares, the video’s been approved by the state(?)’

- Tony telling pete to go easy on Happy because ‘I’ve seen his ecocardiogram. It’s not that great.’

- When an automated suit which Tony is controlling wirelessly from a wedding in INDIA (LMAO WTF’S HE DOING there that made no sense) saves pete from the river, and then tony’s voice goes onto say re Pete’s suit: ‘I put everything in the suit, including this heater’ and then proceeds to dry pete’s suit then and there.

- Tony’s comment to a random person at the wedding while talking to pete, ‘sorry [dealing with a] teenager,’ like the dad that he is!!

- LMAO when flash thompson gets pissed at pete after pete initially ditched decathalon but then decided to join at the last minute ‘You can’t just ditch us then expect a welcome back,’ where immediately after their teacher goes to pete, ‘Peter! Welcome back.’

- KAREN!!!

- Karen showing Pete recorded footage of him pretending to be thor and wielding a tiny as wooden hammer, ‘It is I, Thor, son of Odin.’

- INSTANT KILL LMAOOOOO

- May and Pete having a game play for taking liz to homecoming

- Ned getting caught alone with his laptop at homecoming dance by a teacher (when he was actually being pete’s tech guy and helping him navigate through the city while pete was driving A GODDAMN CAR HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE), and responding with, ‘I…… was……watching….p o r n……….’  LMAOOO

- HAPPY IN THE HS BATHROOM AND THAT KID WASHING HIS HANDS FOR LIKE FIVE WHOLE HOURS INTERRUPTING HIM while he was thanking peter

- the press conference with 50 reporters!!!!

- PEPPER POTTS

- PEPP ER  MO THER EFFING P OTTS

- ANGEL OF MY HEART

- MY QUEEN

- MY DAUGHTER IN LAW

- MY SON’S WIFE

- ACTUALLY POSSIBLY LITERALLY IS MY SON’S WIFE

- HAPPY WITH THE GODDAMN RING HE’S BEEN CARRYING FOR EIGHT YEARS I AM DEADDDDDDDDDDDDD

- IRONFAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ch4eyoungsies]

if  flash thompson had twitter

his pinned tweet would be: WHEN I SAY PENIS, YOU SAY PARKER

brags about how rich he is

peter has probably blocked him tbh (hes had enough of flash tweeting “penis parker” at him every 2 seconds)

probably makes flash references in half of his tweets bc why tf not 

uses outdated memez half the time

his bio probably says “yOLo” bc flash thinks its still cool

[bonelessteeth]

the only thing about Homecoming was like, i didnt understand how flash thompson was still a bully? hes a nerd at a nerd school for nerds, sit yo academic decathlon looking ass down tf