#funny thoughts

[casualfoxwitch]

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

[theoneguynamesmichael29]

You know, just a funny thought after the last saga of epic the musical came out-

Penelope- “It was an odd storm and so close to our kingdom… could this mean- is my world all about to change?”

Meanwhile, in that same said storm

Odyssey stabbing the literal *god of the sea* with his own trident- “YOU DID THIS! I JUST WANNA GO HOME, YOU.” *stab* “FISH.” *stab* “MOTHER. FUCKER!!” *stab stab*

[momentov1vere]

been rewatching mission impossible recently and had a thought

[saberamane]

Desmond: If you were in a room with a hundred random dicks, how many are you choking on?

Clay: None.

Desmond: You that good? *smirks*

Clay: ...Fuck you.

*Across the room*

Federico, whispering: He is.

Ezio: 😮‍💨

[unbreakablemouserat]

Okay I know I just started to watch Psych but for some random reason I want to put all these characters together in the same room.

[clingylittletortoise]

Born to say “Yes Sir” romantically 💕 forced to say “Yes Sir”sad and grumpily at workplace 🥲

[saccharinezennie]

i saw a post on here talking ab bicep riding w sunghoon (that bicep pic will linger on tumblr for a long long time i fear) and i was thinking ab something–

sometimes i wonder if these men think about the same freaky deaky stuff we think about :) [a lot of the tropes we see/write ab on here are WILD, but makes so much sense with their character / personality tho?? so it seems accurate] but hear me out, ik they're grown men BUT BUT BUT

one of my (male) friends once told me that every single time he'd been with a girl (he's been with 3 😭) they've shown him / wanted to try freaky deaky things he'd never ever thought about before or even imagined. he went on ab how women are mad creative in the bedroom and how his eyes were nearly bugging out of his head at the requests. i asked some of my other guy friends as well and they agreed ○–○

so that just leaves me thinking...

do these men KNOW

do they know how INSANE they make us, would they come up w the same freaky deaky things we ladies come up with? —and would they like it? lmao

[tropical-lycan]

If we ever get The Heroes of Olympus turned into a disney + TV show like PJO, it's gonna be so funny to see Nico saying that Percy "isn't his type" while the PJO show Percy looks almost identical to how Will Solace is supposed to look in the books with his green flannel shirt, curly blonde hair blue eyes and all 😂WHAT IF WILL IN THE SHOW ENDS UP WITH BLACK HAIR AND GREEN EYES?

[nightsunecilpse]

I had a silly idea. What if Mars pulled two asteroids from the belt and played with them like toys? He would pretend they were Proto and himself, making up scenarios about how things could've been different. Projecting so much comfort and pain onto these two asteroids, becoming sentimental toward them so he kept them in his orbit. Then the day they gained sentience Mars would panicked and make a high pitched scream.

[paws-of-the-quill]

So what I’m reading is if Ezio was in modern Florence he’s getting so many fines.

[casualfoxwitch]

[yousaydisco]

ive changed my mind on my preferred jean vic backstory. he's gotta have an incredibly volatile and toxic relationship with his dad so when he is initially partnered with Harry and on their first case Harry will grip him by the shoulder and say "good work, kid" the only thing jean can think of to say is "pls fuck me"

[phantoms-arts]

Hatsune 1N90

This is Au. It just came to me at midnight due to me listening to a hatsune miku song and thought, What if, ingo after PLA, akira asked Arcerus to send ingo home, which he did but the almighty Arcerus was terrible at directions and sent ingo in the wrong dimension

In the world of Hatsune Miku, she is a real-life singer along with the others Vocaloid singers. She finds a de-aged amnesiac Ingo and adopts him as her little brother; thus, Hatsune Ingo is born.

Ingo does not know how to feel about this because he can not remember anything AGAIN.

Thus, he just goes with it, hoping to remember something.

[scraftyisthebest]

I often think about the idea of Coral and Sidian continuing to be troublemakers butting heads with Liko even after Spinel is taken down. And then I often imagine the idea of Liko meeting Ash and then both of them having to deal with Jessie and James and Coral and Sidian simultaneously.

Like I don't expect we'll see an official crossover of Ash and Liko meeting on-screen anytime soon but the very idea is still funny to think about. Jessie and James show up first and then Coral and Sidian show up soon afterward. The sheer chaos that would ensue from a meeting of two troublemaker duos is so fun to imagine. Coral and Jessie are both vain and petty to the point that if they ever met, they would immediately start beefing with each other on sight. James and Sidian are both more level-headed than Jessie and Coral are, but they'd still contribute to the chaos in their own ways.

And then it would be worse because not only would both duos start beefing with each other but then the likely chain of events would be that Jessie and James will likely do an underhanded and brutal beatdown of Coral and Sidian's Glalie and Garganacl with whatever Pokemon they have on hand, Jessie will get haughty and egotistical gloating about how beautiful her Pokemon is and how she's so much better than them, then it'll be followed by Coral having an anger outburst and ordering her Glalie to use Self-Destruct, compounded by Jessie's Wobbuffet using Counter in response, which will cause a massive explosion and not only knock out Jessie and James' Pokemon but send them and Meowth blasting off, all the while Coral and Sidian remain on the ground but with Glalie and Garganacl both fainted and unable to battle, Garganacl having become collateral damage for Coral's rampage.

It's so fun to imagine because the sheer chaos would be immense. Everyone else in the room would immediately have to escape to avoid becoming collateral damage.