#get in there with you guys..
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
teddybeartoji · 7 months ago
Text
i'm getting coddled by two lesbians rn life is good
31 notes · View notes
podcastwizard · 4 months ago
Text
my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
90K notes · View notes
shithowdy · 27 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.
28K notes · View notes
captainjonnitkessler · 11 months ago
Text
>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
60K notes · View notes
bearloonz · 1 year ago
Text
I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
41K notes · View notes
qiinamii · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
one braincell transfer (divided by four)
21K notes · View notes
fly-chicken · 8 months ago
Text
A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU
***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***
Blacked out part is my name.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too
AND
I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.
And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.
A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am
26K notes · View notes
vulpinesaint · 6 months ago
Text
quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
20K notes · View notes
quinnduck · 10 months ago
Text
Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*
Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!
Odysseus: what?- no-
Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!
Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-
Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!
33K notes · View notes
fishyfishyfishtimes · 5 months ago
Text
It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus
15K notes · View notes
sickfreaksirkay · 1 year ago
Text
“no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot
40K notes · View notes
egophiliac · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉
14K notes · View notes
maretriarch · 2 months ago
Text
im a week late to the news but theres a working homestuck mirror up including a mobile friendly version
https://homestuck.kici.moe/
https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/
Tumblr media
10K notes · View notes
pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago
Text
one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
18K notes · View notes
tenukiki · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
part 1, part 3
14K notes · View notes