#greek god hcs

[sarnai4]

At the Amusement Park

This is actually the headcanon topic I wanted to make a while ago and just never did. So, here goes nothing.

Athena: She's torn. On one hand, it's completely illogical to spend a day on machinery which might break or cause someone to barf on you AFTER standing in line for an unreasonable amount of time. On the other hand...that one coaster looks cool and she's confident that she can compete with Ares on who gets to the best rides the fastest. (You don't want to see them on any rollercoaster that races the other. Can they control who wins? No. Will the loser make everyone suffer? Yes.)

Ares: He's excited about this. He already scoped out the biggest ones, homing in on the sounds of screams like it was a battlefield. His focus right now is unmatched. As soon as the timer starts, he's darting for the biggest ride he sees. He wants it all, the height, the loops, the sharp turns. Forget avoiding messes. If no one almost dies on this thing, he's going to be disappointed. (And yes, he was the one who kept jabbing Athena in the side until she gave in. He's going to probably break the rules of seating arrangements and see if Dite can sit on his lap too.)

Demeter: She's enjoying the rides with her war niece and nephew. Admittedly, she's doing it with less zeal, but it's still fun. She'll probably get on the Ferris wheel and take a bunch of pictures for Persephone from up there. She's also enjoying the snacks in between rides. This is good because when the war sibling competition inevitably gets out of hand, she'll break it up by bopping them with some cotton candy. That'll teach them.

Aphrodite: She's hoping there's a kissing booth. If there isn't because this is an amusement park and not a carnival or fair, she's going to make one. You can either find her there, upon Ares's lap on a ride, or fussing at a poor employee who told her that it's not safe to sit like that. She is immortal after all. What's she going to do? Die???

Hades: He's going to check out the little horror rides where they try to freak you out. He's remarkably unfazed. In fact, his suggestions about improvements are enough to give the people working in this part nightmares. Mostly, he's just trying to avoid the crowds, though.

Artemis: Forget the rides. She's focused on the games. She's trying all the shooting games, hogging them from anyone else (besides Apollo) who might want to play. If she does get on a ride, she screams from genuine fear but will never admit it.

Apollo: He's trying to start one of those guessing games. Since he's got foresight, instead of guessing weights, he can guess what people are going to do. (He's not allowed to start his own stands and after this gets shut down, he returns to shooting targets with Artemis. She gets him a stuffed animal prize as a consolation.)

Zeus: He is trying to make his way to the kissing booth in various disguises. It doesn't work. He gets on one coaster and causes the whole thing to have an electrical malfunction. It was toootally an accident. He didn't freak out at all when he got to the top. He's a lightning god! The sky is his element! Albeit a lightning god who's not used to being trapped inside a little box as it prepares to launch him to the ground.

Hera: She's standing guard by the kissing booth. If anyone Zeusy appears, she yanks him away by the ear. She ends up getting on two rides. One with the war siblings, which is fun, and the other with Zeus, which ends abruptly as you saw. She will not ride with him again.

Hermes: He wants to live dangerously. He's gorging himself on park fries and nachos, then getting on the biggest rides he can find. He's just daring his stomach to not do flips like a gymnast...it doesn't appreciate being dared. He gets sick as Cerberus and Zeus "stays behind to help" after the whole coaster fiasco.

Poseidon: He wanted to go to a water park. He's not even sure if he can get on these rides without there being some issue with water getting everywhere and causing him to get electrocuted. When he's finally convinced that he'll probably be fine, Zeus secretly zaps him. He spends the rest of the day, pouting and flirting with people.

Hephaestus: He wonders why his family even wanted to go to this place. If they wanted rides, he could build them. He's already planning out new designs. He just needs someone to test them out on...hopefully, there'll be a volunteer.

Hestia: She's been on snack duty the whole time. She doesn't really want to get on the big rides. She likes the smaller ones that kids could also go on. Those are pretty fun and whenever someone needs a lemonade to cool down, she has it covered. She also inexplicably has fresh fries at the ready at all times. It's a little scary.

Dionysus: He found where the REAL drinks were. Unlike Hermes, he doesn't feel like throwing up all over the place, so he gets on one impressive coaster, then does the smaller ones with Hestia. Being drunk makes the little turns and bumps seem much more exciting. The people don't know if he's okay and he might not be.

[nothing-impt]

I love how the Epic community all unanimously agreed that Athena and Dionysus don't understand how humans are born

(Telemachus just fell down a flight of steps)

[kupidachillea]

KUPID!! GIVE US MORE TELEMACHUS HCS!! AND MY LIFE!!! IS YOURS!!!!!

Hear me out, Tele boy x reader who stands up for him n stuff ⁉️ she's definitely the fighter of the 2. Probably has had to defend him against antinous before. Maybe?👁

Telemachus x Fem!Reader Hcs (Romantic)

Author note: Thank you for the request! I tried to do this justice. I’m still getting use to writing and all this but I hope you and everyone else enjoys!

Trigger warning ⚠️ : Mentions of fighting (to the best of my ability to write), violence, Antinöus being a jerk, slight mention of blood and broken limbs, but fluff is definitely apart of this.

🕯️- It’s no lie that you love Telemachus, everyone can tell. You both are courting after all. There is nothing that can separate you both. You’re just too tightly knit together.

🏵️- Telemachus loves you dearly too..he sees a future with you. To him, you’re a blessing from the gods..and maybe you are. You’re always standing up for him, taking care of him as if you were the one ‘wearing the pants’ in the relationship.

🕯️- The prince obviously didn’t mind this; and most didn’t bat an eye(not too much anyway).

🏵️-The only person that seemed to give a damn and have problem was Antinöus…He’d tease and taunt Telemachus about how he’s letting a woman do a “Man’s job”. He was always saying how shameful it was for you to be defending the prince and how he could cut you down to size if he so choose.

🕯️- Telemachus didn’t appreciate the other man’s words at all. Often telling him to watch his tone or else. This would make the other male grin and get up in his face- going as far as to grab the prince by his chiton.

🏵️- You happened to walk in on one such encounter and you felt your blood boil at the sight of Antinöus grabbing Telemachus like that.

🕯️-You watched for a few seconds as the prince and Antinöus got into a little fight, clawing at each other and landing blows. Until you finally decided to step in, already having enough of the other man picking on your partner.

🏵️- You didn’t say anything as you grasped the nearest object you hands could get on- in this case a bronze tray, and you took it and hit Antinöus over the head with it.

🕯️- This caused both men to freeze up- but not for long as Antinöus stood to his feet and glared down at you. Clenching his hands into fists as he threatened to sock you right there..and he would’ve if it weren’t for the fact you beat him to it.

🏵️- He cursed loudly and Telemachus’ eyes widened as you shook your hand of the pain. “You disrespectful wench!! I’ll kill you!” He hissed as he felt his nose, blood flowing from it while you chuckled, though your own fist was in pain.

🕯️- Before things got worse- Telemachus had rushed over and made sure you were at a safe distance away from the bleeding man, his eyes filled with anger as he shoved Antinöus. “I don’t ever want to hear you speak about my partner that way again, do you understand?” He didn’t wait fir an answer before having his escorted out of the room..Antinöus giving you both a lingering glare as he cursed under his breath once more.

🕯️~🏵️~🕯️~🏵️~🕯️~🏵️~🕯️~🏵️~🕯️~🏵️~🕯️~🏵️~🕯️~🏵️~🕯️~🏵️~🕯️

🏵️- That afternoon, Telemachus sat with you in his room tending to your hand that clearly got a bit fractured from when you punched Antinöus…

🕯️- He sighed while you sat there with a smile. “I could’ve handled that, y’know?” You told him and he gave you a slight look of doubt..he didn’t doubt your ability it was more so doubting the overall outcome..

🏵️- “I know you could..but still. I had that under control, and now you’re hurt..” He spoke softly, gesturing to your hand that was slight bruised and looking a bit fragile. Your gaze softened and you would rest your head against his shoulder. “It was worth it..for you at least.” You replied, which caused a small smile to form on the prince’s lips.

🕯️- He rolled his eyes before resting his head on yours in response to your previous action of affection. “You always say that…” He mutters and you only nuzzled him in response. Eventually , Telemachus finished up bandaging your injured hand and planted a gentle kiss on your lips.

🏵️- Which you happily returned before pulling away. A bright smile on your face as you both went back to cuddling.

🕯️- To you, Telemachus was worth all the trouble..even if he wasn’t too fond of you getting hurt..you didn’t mind at all.

Author note: Eeee sorry this one took awhile, but I hope you like it. I’m posting this after my birthday lol even though I was working on and off on it during the week. Anyway! I hope you all enjoyed this. Feel free to leave a comment and reblog or even leave a request if your own. I’ll try to get around to them all.

[saixria]

I love your artemis design so much!!!! She’s such a funky little feral gremlin <3 PLEASE draw more of her (but only if you want to!!!!) like maybe her hanging out with apollo or athena or just like vibing about by herself in the woods being the creature that she is <3

Sorry I didn’t draw her interacting with other characters more I got a lil carried away drawing her as a silly creature SHES SO FUN TO DRAW THOUGH ILL DEFINITELY DO IT MORE (also the “after all he’s just a man” is from a fanmade Artemis God Games verse I’ve seen!)

I also borrowed the round eyes from @gigizetz’s Artemis design from god games bc I love how it looks like photos of animals at night and gives her a more unsettling look LMAO

[dcheadcanonsandshortstories]

I absolutely love the Greek justice league members (wonder woman, Aquaman, Shazam) and there's this hilarious head cannon I have for all of them: they f**king hate the Romans for bastardizing Greek religion

Like someone just drops a Roman god name (Jupiter, Neptune, etc) and Diana b*tch slaps them, Arthur kicks the s**t out of them, doesn't matter of they're on their team.

Billy is more chill and just has an eye twitch, at least on the surface. But hearing Batman say the Roman names is 20% the reason he's a chain smoker at eight

[messymoonmad]

Out of the main gods, who is most likely to bite?

The chronides all have sharp fangs, that's a dominant trait that they inherited from their titan parents. Some of their kids inherited them too like dionysus, hermes, ares...

Anyways to answer your question

Poseidon bites the most then hera then persephone then zeus THEN hades.

Hades would bite and apologize lmao

Demeter and Hestia don't bite :)

[multi-fandom-imagine]

[Key]

-💔means it is an angst fic

-🥹means it is a family fic

-💘means it is an angst fic with a happy ending.

-🚫means it contains a Trigger Warning.

-🌻means its a HC / Imagine

-💞 means it is smut.

-➤

⭑

⭑Ares⭑

curious little thing

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗲𝘀 (𝗮𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘀) 𝗠𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗬𝗼𝘂

Wake up! Please. Please wake up-💔

Favorite Places He and you Have Had Sex-💞

Home-

⭑Antinous⭑

In another life

With a breeding kink-💞

Fucking you.-💞

Favorite places Antinous fucks you.-💞

⭑Eurymachus⭑

Innocent's-💞

⭑Poseidon⭑

Paradise

His favorite places he like's to fuck you -💞

Poseidon body worship with plus size reader. 💞

⭑Odysseus⭑

Rose quartz

Dad!Odysseus -🥹

Dad!Odysseus II-🥹

Dad!Odysseus III-🥹

Dad!Odysseuss IV-🥹

𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛💞

all places he would fuck-💞

A shooting star-💘

Odysseus Finds Out You His Stunning Wife Killed a Suitor.

Odysseus fucking you on the bed he made-💞

Odysseus intending on getting his wife pregnant.

⭑Telemachus⭑

Telemachus fucking you after the slaughter of the suitors. 💞

Favorite places to fuck you 💞

What a man Part 1 & 2

⭑Hermes⭑

Favorite places's he likes to fuck you.-💞

⭑Apollo⭑

Apollo’s Favorite Places He and You Have Had Sex-💞

⭑Polites⭑

Baisemain - A kiss on the hand. 💞

Where He Holds You Closest 💞

⭑Hephaestus⭑

Favorite Places He and you Have Had Sex-💞

⭑Zeus⭑

His favorite places to fuck you 💞

Zeus and body worship with plus size reader. -💞

With a breeding kink-💞

[applecidersstuff]

Clarrise la Rue every Father’s Day:

[hamburger-helper-official]

Yippee Ignihyde! I think I actually started withering away drawing this... Go Greek boys go!

[my-name-is-apollo]

Why is Hera so hostile to Leto in a manner that she isn't with the other lovers of Zeus? I can't think of any other woman who was targeted so much by Hera. One could say she didn't want Leto to give birth because her children would be a competition to Hera's children, but why bother her even after she had already given birth? Is it because Leto herself is also a threat to Hera?

Sort of I guess?

I don't think Leto would ever be a threat to Hera's role as the queen of the gods but Hera might see her as a competitor for Zeus' affection, even though I think Zeus would not marry someone else and replace Hera.

The twins are definitely a big reason why Hera begrudged Leto - it is outright stated in the Callimachus Hymn to Delos that the reason Hera especially targeted Leto was because she was told that Apollo would be dearer to Zeus than Ares is. Zeus is very proud of Artemis as well. As he himself puts it, he doesn't mind facing Hera's wrath for children like her.

But the continued hatred even after the birth of the twins (like sending Tityus to rape Leto) could have been for different reasons. This wasn't like one of those affairs Zeus would have with mortal women where he'd leave them behind once the child is conceived. Neither could Hera, despite her many attempts, get rid of Leto like she did with the other lovers. Not only did Leto give Zeus children that he loves dearly, she also stayed on Olympus despite Hera's hatred towards her (which isn't directed to any of Zeus' other divine mistresses, btw). It might have also been because Leto herself is dear to Zeus, if the way she's treated on Olympus is any proof. In the Homeric hymn to Apollo, Leto stands next to Zeus - in the Olympian assembly - to welcome their son. Hera is completely absent from the scene, as if Leto had taken her place even if temporarily. Now you could say this is because Apollo himself is such a powerful and glorious son in a way that no other son of Zeus is, so of course Leto would get such an honor (the hymn itself presents it this way).

But here's another instance - in the Iliad, when Hera goes to seduce Zeus, he is obviously very smitten but before getting into the action, he lists some of his lovers (I believe these were his favorite lovers, as a lot of others are not mentioned):

"for never has such desire for goddess or mortal woman so gripped and overwhelmed my heart, not even when I was seized by love for Ixion’s wife, who gave birth to Peirithous the gods’ rival in wisdom; or for Acrisius’ daughter, slim-ankled Danaë, who bore Perseus, greatest of warriors; or for the far-famed daughter of Phoenix, who gave me Minos and godlike Rhadamanthus; or for Semele mother of Dionysus, who brings men joy; or for Alcmene at Thebes, whose son was lion-hearted Heracles; or for Demeter of the lovely tresses; or for glorious Leto; or even for you yourself, as this love and sweet desire for you grips me now.’ (Book 14, trans. A. T. Murray)

Notice how when talking about most of them, he also mentions the children they bore to him but when Demeter and Leto are mentioned, he doesn't bring up their children at all despite them being some of the most accomplished kids of his. What's more, he takes Leto's name just before Hera's. I mean, this is an interpretation but it looks like not only did Zeus love Leto the most out of all his mistresses - giving her a place second to that of his wife, but also his love for her wasn't necessarily only because she gave him two amazing children.

Nonnus does something similar in the Dionysiaca (but this time Zeus is enamored with Persephone instead of Hera) but more notably, when Typhoeus attacks Olympus and Zeus is discouraged, Nike takes the form of Leto to encourage him and it's pretty telling of what Leto meant to Zeus.

One interesting similarity between Hera and Leto is that they both had a giant try to rape them. Porphyrion tried to violate Hera (Zeus inspired him to do this) and Tityus tried to violate Leto (upon Hera's order). Though both of them were killed, only Tityus got an eternal punishment in Tartarus of having his liver/heart eaten out by vultures so Zeus seems to have taken a greater offense at Tityus trying to assault Leto.

Again, I don't think Zeus would ever take anyone other than Hera as his permanent wife - she is irreplaceable to him. There's an entire myth about Hera leaving him and Zeus winning her back. Their relationship is obviously complex and involves all kinds of emotions including love and hate. But Leto is continually dear to him as well and that's something Hera can't do much about.

[the-url-is-irrelevant]

wish mythology gave us more hera and athena teaming up cuz 1) almost overthrew or at least, binded zeus 2) they probably talk the nastiest shit about the other gods 3) they maximized their joint slay in the iliad 4) hera enables athena's nasty side ("we should send athena against ares, my traitorous no good son", "hey athena, aphrodite is walking away with ares DONT let her" *athena proceeds to punch aphrodite in the tits*

[godsofhumanity]

Hestia, to Zeus: I'm so proud of all of them. Almost everyone has gotten their Kitchen Ban lifted! They've all improved so much! Hestia: Except for HERMES. Hestia: Hermes somehow manages to set a boiling pot of water on fire.

[nothing-impt]

The daughter Eurymene seems like a possible apprentice of Ares :b

-🦝

Ares as Eurymene child's mentor goes alongside Dionysus as Telegram's mentor (Saw some Eurymene fan daughters having a huge axe, so I had a headcanon that Ares gave it to her :D)

[kupidachillea]

What Yandere I think Ancient Greek mythology boys would be.

TW⚠️ General Yandere behaviour, biting, manipulative behaviour, clingy behaviour…mentions of self harm (not reader). Read at your own risk⚠️

Achilles:

🏺- I feel like if Achilles was a yandere he’d be more akin to the typical yandere. Jealous, possessive…almost like a land mine

🏺- He’s protective of you and wants your attention…only your attention. I think that speaks for itself about how this relationship would go.

🏺- He’s not overly touchy, but in public.,he has this weird thing about ‘laying claim’ to what’s his and making everyone know it..even if it embarrasses you…he’ll caress you thigh openly in public among other…things… he also tends to squeeze you into his chest and he has a thing for biting- and boy does it hurt..if you don’t stop him at times..you’ll be bleeding by the end of it

🏺- If you’re at home- he wants you in his arms. You’re sitting on the sofa? He’ll put you in his lap. You’re lying in bed? He’ll jump on top of you. And he’s heavy- so good luck getting him off of you.

🏺- despite his concerning behaviour..he truly does care about you..in his mind..you’re the only one that matters. He wants you to be with him for as long as possible..and don’t even think about trying to break up with him..he’ll find you.

Patroclus:

🌿- Patroclus would be one of those yanderes that aren’t openly a yandere..he’s more docile and less explosive. Though- he still has those red flags.

🌿- He’s a manipulator. Especially if you’re a sensitive and emotional individual- he’ll exploit that. Gaslighting you at times and telling you “I know what’s best for you, darling”. Yeah..not really the best part of this relationship.

🌿- He’s more touchy than Achilles. He loves to have his face nuzzled into your neck whenever he can..breathing in your scent as he holds you in his arms. Letting out a content sigh as he kisses your lips tenderly..but don’t let that tenderness fool you..he’s still got a few screws loose.

🌿- He’s the type of yandere to act calm whenever someone is trying to hit on you in public..usually it’s when you’re not around is when he finds that person and either beats them half to death or worse..he use to be a medic and warrior..he knows more than one way to put people through pain. Though It’d have to be very bad for him to immediately clock to that mode.

🌿- He knows you’ll never leave him..how pathetic of you to try.,you keep running back to his arms anyway even if you do. He’ll break you as many times as he needs to have you in his arms..he’s patient.. and once you do come back..either in tears for just looking like a sad puppy..he’ll pamper you and stroke your hair as he kisses you lips and whispers how much he loves you.

Perseus:

🛡️- This is a bit tricky..He’s like…an enthusiastic yandere..that’s how I describe it. He has limits on how far he’ll go..but that doesn’t mean he won’t do certain things.

🛡️- He’s not explosive like Achilles and he’s not a big manipulator like Patroclus. He’s a bit chill. He’s the one that is similar to being docile but at the same time his yandere tendencies will seep out.

🛡️- He actually warns you what will happen if you do A, B, and C. Because he doesn’t want to hurt you in any way..he just wants to have a loving relationship with you without any casualties. Occasionally he’ll get mad..but he’ll never take it out on you..never. Though..a few chains here and there can’t hurt..right?

🛡️- He loves to be with you..he’ll check on you at work.. on the street at home..any time really. He’s just trying to look out for you and makes his hit list anyway

🛡️- So far you’ve never had a problem with him..he’s not very overbearing..he’s smart in how he does things..you’ll never know what he does when you’re asleep..you’ve never considered leaving him..and he’d like to keep it that way..he wants to shower you with words of praise and devotion,

Orpheus:

🎼- Orpheus is what I’d call a clingy yandere. When he first met you..it took him awhile to fall for you but when he did and you both got together it was a done deal for him.

🎼- He’s so clingy..he doesn’t like to be anywhere without some physical touch involved. After losing his first love- he won’t lose you. He’ll never lose you..he’ll make sure of it.

🎼- He peppers your face with kisses in public that it makes even married couples jealous..dear lord. His words are sweet and filled with honey.

🎼- Sometimes he wishes he had the power to hypnotise you with his voice..so he could make sure that you’d stay with him forever..but I guess locking you inside will have to do..trapping you under his body as he cuddles you will have to be enough.. chaining you to the bed as you both sleep together is what he has to settle for…such effort.

🎼- Once when you tried to leave him, he literally got down on his knees and begged you to the point of tears to not leave him..he said how he couldn’t live without out you and how he’ll harm himself if you do leave him…you fell for his trap and stayed with him..having pity on this poor man. Perfect..he likes it when you break and ignore your better judgement for him.

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Do you think Apollo ever calls his brother Herpes just to be mean?

[aristia-pjoheadcanons]

Percy has different types of angry faces.

->more headcanons

Nr1 is the standard irritated/angry face he makes, when he lowers his chin and just looks at the person through a nice standard glare. Its a classic.

Nr2 is my favourite. It's when the anger runs deep, but not boiling. The anger has sit in his chest for a couple of minutes now and seems to be really hitting and affecting him deeply, he just wont admit it if he's asked. Also, if you did ask if he was angry or not, he wouldnt even bother to give you an answer. You can see his body language is more firm, feet planted firmly to the ground and his arms are slightly hovering like he's almost "bracing" himself - like he's about to use his powers. Or maybe he can feel his hot blood rushing or maybe his opponents blood running through their veins. He has an interesting look too. You can see his teeth, but its subtle. He's biting down and Percy is showing a thin line of his own front teeth. But not in an awkward, cliche, gross way. I mean, he's just hyper focused now. Now that he's angry, he's gonna have to control it.

Nr3 is the "im displeased". It's not a pout. It's when he moved his button lip upwards a tiny bit, not a complete jut because that's just not him. He's frowning too. He does this when he hears something that he didn't like, but it's not enough to get angry over. This is the easiest to move away from. Life goes on.

I also like to headcanon that Poseidon has the exact same facial expressions when he's angry.

->more headcanons