#hammers and explosions

[theperksofbeingstupid]

so anyways guys about the spiderbit one year anniversary next month 🚬

[nyancrimew]

he's back at it, yet another serious death threat has hit car hammer explosion man

[spiny-ant]

Could you please do a Bulldog Ant stimboard but with the most aggressive, batshit insane, stupid stims possible? I'm thinking glass getting shattered, dogs biting at the screen, all that

I've done bulldog ant before but this was too fucking funny to not do 😭

💣-💣-💣|💣-🐜-💣|💣-💣-💣

[zerosuitsammi3]

Tumblr will allow 1000 porn blogs showing cis women porn stars getting railed. Tumblr will allow porn blogs to steal content from trans women and pretend to be that trans woman. Neither of which will have proper tags or labels, but God forbid a trans woman voice her opinion on tumblr, or she'll be fully wiped and permabanned with no recourse without even coming close to violating ToS.

[space-or-privacy]

freedom of speech

(acrylic on canvas, 20. Feb. 2024)

art by op

[austim]

Cars, Explosions, & Hammers Stimboard for @photomatt (unrequested)

🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨 | 🚗 💥 🔨

DISCLAIMER: This post is intended to be a joke (noun; something said or done to provoke laughter) and is NOT a death threat directed to anyone at all, including any Tumblr staff.

[dappercyborg]

Kill them with kindness, wrong ⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🔨🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗🔨💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗🔨💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥🔨⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥🔨⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🔨🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️🚗💥⚒️

[almond-tofu-chan]

LMAO i just spent like 10 minutes tryna figure out what the hell everyone was talking about with matt and cars and hammers only for it to be some of the most fragile white male elon musk bullshit ive ever seen and him trying so hard to cover it up just makes him look sadder honestly, fuck this hellsite, fuck matt mullenweg, trans rights

[ozi-uwu-vwv-owo]

Tumblr user, in front of you there is a trans person with kinks unpalatable to you and is using those kinks for sexual gratification in the privacy of their own social media account, home, and private messages with friends. You must sit here for three minutes without making a callout post purposely lying or exaggerating to harass them for any reason, yes even if you don’t like them. You also may not even utter the word degenerate or anything similar.

If you should fail a bomb will go off with a more than normal amount of explosions and hammers flying everywhere, killing you painfully. Also glass will be forced down your throat

Your time starts now

[genuinenoprize]

To anyone concerned about KOSA and the state of the web

My wife, @utopicwork, is working hard on a "next internet" with the primary goal of being a place where marginalized people can safely and privately communicate without being restricted by the whims of advertising algorithms and malicious bills.

This would be a decentralized peer-to-peer network, which means

A) it won't be easily shut down

B) it's built around the best aspect of tumblr: being able to choose who you do and don't connect to

She is a highly qualified computer scientist with years of experience in cybersecurity, web development and network technology. However, she can't do this alone. A trans woman is fighting hard for the future of free communication so please support her.

[auratale]

Exploding Hammer Car Symbol just dropped.

[ranmagender]

They announced that there was gonna be a minecraft movie in 2014

10 years and this is what they finally cooked up

i know covid and strikes and what not but just wow

10 years of development hell and this is the result

[toaster-boi]

i should probably back up my blog after this

[nixiecat]

quick photomatt call the fbi on me

[the-antlered-one]

Haha hammercarexplosion meme funny

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE MAD? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT'S A MEME BECAUSE A PROMINENT TRANS WOMAN'S BLOG WAS NUKED FROM ORBIT FOR THAT? USE THE MEME BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T STRIP IT FROM ITS MEANING.

[blondebrainpowered]

The Far Side by Gary Larson