#hate that app sometimes

[theoryofwhatnow]

sharing this here because it’s been two minutes and tiktok is all ready restricting it from fyps…

the quality is also ruined both here and on tt as well but if you want to see it uncompressed it’s also here on my instagram.

[outromoony]

People who hate Sirius Black don’t understand what it’s like to be sixteen and furious and full of grief you can’t name.

[maruyaaya]

some of my random neomachus headcanons bc i think abt them a lot while writing and sometimes just scrawl random notes like these in my notes app

neo is two years older than telemachus (it’s so hard to put greek mythology on a timeline but the way it makes the most sense to me is that achilles and deidamia have neo when achilles is 15 and then 2 years later, the trojan war starts and 17 year old achilles and 18/19 year old patroclus go to war. telemachus is born at round the start of the trojan war since he is 20 when odysseus returns and his journey took 20 years. so in the war’s tenth year, neo is 12 and telemachus is 10. so in my neomachus fic, neo is 22 and telemachus is 20)

neo is taller. neo has his father’s build so he’s tall and lean like achilles. i think telemachus takes after odysseus' height and he's rather short (still a little bit taller than odysseus though)

both neo and telemachus look like their fathers but with their mothers colourings. neo has deidamia’s red hair but achilles’ hazel eyes. telemachus has penelope’s blue eyes but odysseus’ brown hair.

sparring is their love language. neo wins nearly every single time, but it's a way for them to show affection

telemachus is a words of affirmation love language while neo is an acts of service love language

telemachus is really into physical touch. he’ll just randomly put his arm around neo’s shoulders or something like that and neo will fucking blue screen

modern au neo only listens to like mcr and føb. telemachus is a paramore stan. if they were on stantwt, they would hate each other—they'd get into so many stan wars and they'd be pqrting each other with death threats. telemachus would probably write a cancel thread on neo. then they'd fall in love and e-date

neo is surprisingly clingy and jealous. he def has attachment issues so whenever he sees telemachus getting along with someone (which is often bc telemachus is very charismatic and likeable), he starts to get all huffy and pouty. i think they'd probably fight over this bc telemachus hates it when neo is jealous, but neo can't help it

they bond over daddy issues. both of them had absent fathers and they love to talk shit abt their dads (they do love their dads, but sometimes it's aggravating)

neo is the epitome of guard dog privilege. he has resting bitch face and he constantly looks like he has murder on the mind. nobody dares to approach him and telemachus when neo is scowling

neo is very musically inclined while telemachus is tone deaf and it is the funniest thing ever to me. i imagine nobody has ever told telemachus that he's tone deaf so he honestly has no idea. neo will never ever tell him

on the other hand, i imagine telemachus being artistically inclined while neo cannot even draw a stick figure. idk i just really love the idea of them both being talented in different art forms. i think telemachus would be pretty good at writing as well, but he has godawful printing while neo has small, neat printing

telemachus is very charismatic while neo is very socially awkward and struggles with social cues. telemachus likes to fuck with him and tease him because neo is very oblivious. neo will never pick up on telemachus’ flirting. he has to hear I Am In Love With You in order to understand that telemachus is seriously flirting with him

TELEMACHUS IS SO TOTALLY A BOOK LOVER he reads like 100 books a year and he loves to read every genre though he particularly loves fantasy as well as litfic. if this is a modern au, i feel like neo is not a reader but instead is a film snob. they’re the goodreads x letterboxd dynamic

speaking of, telemachus would totally be a horror enjoyer to me. he just finds it so fun. i think neo also enjoys horror but not as much as telemachus

SO MANY OF THESE HAVE BEEN MODERN AU IM SORRY idk i just really love thinking abt modern au headcanons those are so fun ok ill leave this at that for now

[more-sonorous]

daveys eyes are green to ME that’s MY david jacobs and if ur pissed abt it, it’s bc of this picture

Sorry for the shitty quality I’m too pissed to let it load

also like. don’t get pissed bc I changed a characters eye color. that’s the least of this fandom’s problems thank you very much

[flayedintheusa]

Eventually, you give in to the things you want.

You fall, you take, you need,

You call and beg and plead.

You find that thing that feels like ease—

Don’t you dare pin this all on me.

Steve knew from the moment he saw him.

Billy knew from the moment he saw him.

There’s only one way this can go.

Searching Steve out for personal gain was only so fruitful— making him stagger. Making him blush. Making him need.

And it was cathartic, but eventually he snaps. The teasing, the taunting, it’s had undesired effects. It’s just as awful, leaving feeling like it was left unfinished.

He has to finish it.

And Steve— he’s thought about it. Thought about pushing Billy up against every surface of his room. Against the front door, the back door, the couch, the stairwell. It’s eating him alive, the imagining.

He indiscreetly makes a time and place. It’s now or never.

He has to finish it.

And it’s good. It’s more than good. It’s everything. He holds him down, just like he imagined. Breathes hot and heavy into his ear. Groans and pants and whispers dirty honesty like the thing that needed taming. Lights up his body like fireworks are just sparklers before the real deal.

And when he leaves, Steve thinks that’s it. It’s done. It shouldn’t feel so heavy. He has no reason to imagine, to need, anymore.

But when he comes back, he can only imagine all over again. And this time, it’s worse. He can remember.

The promise of it is dangerous. Of again. Of more. And they both know what it means, this time.

There’s no one to blame but themselves.

And something about that is important. It makes it easy, to ease. Makes it easier, to need. To call, and beg, and plead, when it’s a promise instead of a tease.

[donnieisaprettyboy]

when I tell ppl I’m still on tumblr and they go “oh the politically correct website?” like I haven’t been called multiple slurs and told to kill myself and received death threats over a crochet tapestry I made as a joke

[chebyshevptera]

too much toxicity in this fandom oh my god can everybody ? calm down ?? i get that ninjago is a little kid’s show but dear lord we could all at least pretend to be mature

[dreamsofmoney]

This is Rafayel as a cat

Spoiler for my next post, in memory of the very dear half of it that I just lost after writing it for 3 hours.

[shellclan]

Hey Piperpaw what oddities are you interested in?

Local weird girl found keeping animal remains and such in her den

[melyjlovesocs]

I'm in need of The Wicked Powers now. Thank you Tumblr

[icewindandboringhorror]

sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

[venriliz]

when ur surprised how quickly your game boots up only to realize that mods are disabled because it somehow updated without your consent

[birdgee]

my notes app has the most diabolical writings from depressive episodes right next to such highlights as "Masking tape" and "coffee ground hot shower make coffee chew beans"

[torchvic]

lucifer surprise guest. i panic. i shove 3 apples in his face. he thanks me and invites me to the HOL for the hundredth time where the apple collection grows because it's all i have to offer

[namgyuts]

saying this shit to someone you havent even known for a day💔

[adhdbuck]

why do so many of my gifs get labeled as mature??????? there's literally nothing in them that should be flagged