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Charlie and Vaggie, what's your favorite snack(s)?

"Obviously, Vaggie."

"Charlie! You can't just say that!"

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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I CANNOT—

—bird anon

"Hilarious. I'm not Al's fucking stalker."

"The fact that you have hidden upwards of thirty cameras in my room since moving into the hotel says otherwise!"

"Well, if you'd stop destroying them, I'd stop planting more!"

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height check

exactly how tall is everyone

"Oh, I stand around seven feet tall in my usual form!"

"I'm a bit over eight feet. Not sure by how much - depends how high a' heels I'm wearin'."

"I'm almost exactly six and a half feet tall."

"I'm somewhere around six foot."

"Six foot, or something like that, anyway. Maybe a little taller, I dunno."

"Five feet, nine inches!"

"I'm 3 feet, nine inches!"

"I'm about five and a half feet tall."

"I'm pretty much exactly seven feet."

"I'm five foot, seven inches."

"I'm around ten feet, babydoll."

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*Hands everyone their correlating Popsicle, except Charlie gets the Vaggie one and Vags gets the Charlie one.*

Here ya go~

(Art credit: @junpiejumino )

"Oh, these are so cute!"

"Yeah, they really are."

"Oh, that's so fun!"

"No, thank you."

"You can take a bite out of me, if you'd prefer." *offers out popsicle*

"Only if we're being literal."

"Husk, trade me!"

"Heh, sure."

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🐦‍⬛ anon

"Hey, Vaggie, isn't that our ship name?"

"Pretty sure it is, babe."

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To everyone, who’s your ride or die?

"Rosie, of course!"

"Cherri all the way!"

"Damn right! And Angie's mine!"

"Well, Vaggie, of course!"

"Wouldn't say I have one."

"Umm... I guess probably Ozzie or Bee."

"Alastor!"

"Definitely Charlie."

"If I'm being honest, probably Velvette."

"Vox."

"It was Vox, but then he went and fucked off with Alastor."

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Vaggie! They made this a meme!

Who would you use this on?

"Most people in the hotel, honestly."

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Ms Vaggie? Does Charlie tickle you?

"All the time. It's how she wins half of our disagreements - I'll agree just to get her to stop. Only for things that aren't serious, though. And she's so adorable while doing it, it's hard to be mad."

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I found love footage of all of you at the hotel at different moments in time...

Tell me... What are all of your reasons for being this freaking excited and/or worked up???

(idk, some of you look hyped, some of you look p*ssed...)

"That obviously isn't actually footage from the hotel because Valentino isn't able to set foot on the property. It's clearly fake."

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To everyone, name one thing you can and can’t live without

"I can live without many things - bad press and lazy workers among them. And I can't live without the latest VoxTek Assist! Available now!"

"Really, Vox?"

"What?"

"I can live without you peddling your useless products every five seconds. And I can't live without-"

*cough* "Attention." *cough*

"... Killing."

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Why does TV man dance so cute.

"Cause I'm adorable!"

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When you sneeze alastor, does is come out like a tiny deer bleat? That would be so cute!

"It does not."

"Liar."

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I can't stop giggling did y'all see the Vox chair?

—bird anon

"HA! There comes a point where such desperation is just sad."

"Oh, shut up. You know I didn't actually do that, right?"

"And yet, I would hardly be surprised if you had."

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Alastor, why do you like touching random people SO much, but throw a fit when you get slightly touched by somebody that's not your husband?🤔🤔🤔 Math's not mathing.

-Aro Anon

"Because I am due a certain amount of respect, and people should respect my personal space."

"Allow me to translate stuck-up prick. It's mostly a dominance thing - he can walk all over others and their personal space, but he's the Radio Demon, he's untouchable. At least that's what he likes to think. The other part of it is about control. Every person he lets touch him, that is him giving up a small sliver of control, and he won't do that unless he really values the person. And even then, everyone gets a different degree of leniency. It's me, then Rosie, then Niffty, then Mimzy, then Charlie. If anyone else touches him, he'll start removing appendages."

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Says the guy who calls people things like 'dear' and 'darling' all the time. Hypocrisy much, Alastor?

"That is entirely different."

"And is this news? Alastor is the biggest hypocrite in Hell! He hates anyone calling him pet names, but he does it all the time to everyone else. And he hates anyone touching him, but he will be the first to violate your personal space. But there is a reason for it. He generally does those things to paint himself as superior and in control, and when that's turned back on him, he doesn't like it so much. Isn't that right, babe?"

"..."

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I'm gonna guess everyone's favorite musicals, and you let me know if I'm right!

(I know some people would've died before these, but just humor me- If Moxxie is a Phantom of the Opera fan, then these guys could hypothetically also watch human world films QvQ)

Alastor: Sweeny Todd

Lucifer: The Greatest Showman (Duh-)

Vox: The Producers

Valentino: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Valvette: Heathers

Angel Dust: Moulin Rogue

Husker: (Also) The Producers

Vaggie: Across The Universe

Charlie: (Also) The Greatest Showman

Sir Pencious: Hamilton

Cherri Bomb: The Runaways (Maybe this one doesn't count, but whatever :P)

Nifty: Little Shop of Horrors

How did I do, guys??

"I must say, I enjoy most musicals! But while Sweeny Todd is delightful, my favorites are The Jazz Singer and Hadestown."

"Yep! You're right!"

"My favorite is actually Chicago."

"You're not wrong."

"Oh, that is a good one! Yeah, probably!"

"I do love that one, but my favorite's gotta be Rent!"

"Nah, mine's The Music Man."

"Charlie's shown me a lot of musicals, but I don't think I've seen that one. My favorite is probably Nightmare Before Christmas."

"It's so hard for me to pick a favorite musical. I do really like that one, but I don't think it tops Wizard of Oz, Singing in the Rain, or Bye Bye Birdie for me!"

"Abso-fuckin'-lutely on The Runaways. And... I don't know Pen's favorite, but I could see him likin' that one."

"I do love that one!"