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[northyourdakota]

ASKBLOG FOR EVERY CRINGY UNFUNNY TYPO LOVING CHARACTER KIN EVER!!!! YOU WILL HATE IT HERE. CRINGECRINGECRINGECRINGECRINGECRINGECRINGE Every post will have their respective cw tags.

crossover/rp blog intentionally for every kin under the sun but will be 80% shitposts and silly interactions w/ my friends the north dakota thing is an inside joke

♡ ♡ ♡ HUGE credit to everyone for their hard work at sprites! AuroraTaleSans, PuzzleCrafter, StevenUniverseFan101, TheIceKingYT MTcube7, underlove, Goofbread, 0831_julcy (SORRY AQUA), Addicted2Electr, AidanCoolFella2021, AirBurrito, meloncholic

cw fnf- cw eddsworld - cw newgrounds -cw crossover - cw vintage askblog - cw hazbin hotel - cw unfunny - cw neko arc - cw crude language - cw crude jokes - cw bias - cw tag spam - cw longpost cw fnaf - cw deltarune - cw dsaf - cw neko arc - cw paper mario - cw pokemon - cw splatoon - cw crude language

[reallesbianlucifer]

I'm already regretting getting this site. Too late to turn back I guess. 🌹

CWs:

Hazbin Hotel

NSFW jokes

Lots of cursing

[hey-foreieys]

I made a side blog for reblogging xReader fics, since I know not everyone wants to see those all the time. It's only slightly more embarrassing than this blog!

Might post some of my own ideas too, if you're interested in that sort of thing.

Warning: slobbering over guys that are just objectively terrible. Just. The Worst. But I can fix them

@hazblog-hoetells

[mihaelkeehl]

thank you for posting the "mello isn't actually the shouty one" meta again... you have no idea how deep it stuck with me and how much i wanted to have that aspect in writing mello since i read it. really, thank you !

This is so kind of you I’m really glad you like it! I think it’s easy to forget that for that period both Mello and Near at their core are just exploited children reacting in the only way they know how to life altering news and it’s easy for the viewers to make a snap judgement based on that. Mello is more similar to L than most would care to admit, for obvious reason preferring a Near comparison, but the makings of L are in Mello too. What a tragic shame for both of them.

[13eyond13]

this was what your post looked like before it loaded and honestly thanks tumblr for providing the khaki "no image" image, very on point...

(also thanks for maintaining your blog <3 been following for ages and you're extremely good to have on my dash, take care for the new year !)

Hahaha omg, I mean I can't really see any difference tbh?? Thank you Tumblr for breaking Light Yagami fashion down to its bare essentials for us 🙏I will tag @hebescus as well bc it's her post originally lol

And thank you @hazblogs for being so sweet, omg I def recognize your name and I can't believe this blog is still going strong somehow, but then again WHY NOT I somehow am still finding it fun, and it's entirely thanks to the funny little interactions like this

[delicourse]

hi !! scrolling through your blog after not seeing it on my dash for a while, as one does, and i noticed your drawings from some years ago of yams and tsukki, and i just. had a very strong nostalgia attack !!! i remember following you since... basically the beginning ? at least mid 2016. and you've changed and improved so so much !!! i still knew it was you at first glance, there's a way you draw soft faces that i could recognise everywhere, but the colours are more present and the movement !! the flair !! idk i just really really appreciate your art and i'm so happy to have seen it evolve. we don't share fandoms anymore but i'm still here because your content is amazing

have an amazing day !!!

oh thank you so so much!!!! it’s really impressive that you’ve been around for so long!! thats been like? 5 years?! makes me realize how long i’ve been on here too lmao!! it’s really cool to hear that my current art still has something thats recognisable to it, after all this time!

also this ask came in at such a fun time since i recently started rewatching haikyuu through showing it to my sister, (we are on season 2 currently) and hoo boy am i hit with some nostalgia as well! i literally have so many sketches for it rn but i was worried that nobody’s still around for me to post them, but honestly i’ll think about finishing them if only bc of this message!! once again thank u i really appreciate it!! you have an amazing day too!

[heleizition]

nosssssss !!! labrador superman sounds so so nice ☹️ he's just SUNSHINE WOOF and he and batman's interactions must be gold. love for the furry AU and for u !!!!! mwa

neither of them are shifters in the end hehe !!!!!!! but superman’s son is a cute dog too so :D !!! and he plays lots with damian (batman’s son) whos a wolf shifter :D !!!!! hope ur liking that haz uwu <3

[lightsturtleneck]

HI HELLO I'M YOUR KIRA AND I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE YOUR A !!!!!! XE LOOKS SO SOFT AND SWEET AND THEY'RE TRANS AND ARO ?????? CRIES RIVERS OF TEARS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

HELLO I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!! I’m not the best artist but that prompt allowed me to do a little bit or writing and art!!!!!!!! Thank YOU for the prompt!!! Also feel free to DM me if you have any questions or want to know more of my headcanons about them :D

[underthemistletoehqzine]

Meet the Writers: Haz

[reallesbianlucifer]

YOU SUCK AT THIS -adam

I guess so. Pretty good at fucking your wives though.

[eyecicles]

happy birth !! i love your blog. i hope your day went well !!

Thank you! 🙏🏻✨ I chilled for the most part, but that’s exactly what I wanted to do ^^

[elsewhereuniversity]

hm, so, it has become apparent to me that the small cat following me is not a muted shade of red, but actually full-on green. this temporary colour blindness miiiiight come from the fact that fake dana spat in my eyes "so you'd be safer, sweetheart", before she was tragically murdered by - ugh, i hate remembering that. real dana seems to have understood that i wasn't gonna stay in a dorm with her, but my new roommate's skin is the same colour as the cat's fur. i may need to worry - sizzle

[translightyagami]

oof today is asky day, so uh: based on your fics you're a trans man, you take time to make friends but when you do you're absolutely fascinated, you don't have a partner, you definitely are a more introspective person than most (and it started really young), you want validation but often when it comes it's only a fleeting satisfaction compared to all the setbacks you've had. sorry if this got too personal, feel free not to post this. i love your work and i meant no disrespect

ahhhh! you dug deep! so yes, i’m a trans man, i do take a lot of time to make friends (it’s, tbh, the thing i take most of my time for because i love having a pretty good circle of both irl and online friends), i am single (which probably wafts off my shipping fics bc they are...stellar in their horniess....i rlly need a boyfriend probably lol), i don’t know if i’m introspective, tbh, because i tend to vocalize most of my thoughts and am incredibly chatty. like, i’d say most people i am close with would describe me as an overtalker - which was indeed a thing that started young lol. i love validation so much, and tbh i don’t rlly get fleeting satisfaction. i often revist past compliments, or comments i’ve gotten that really affirmed my self-worth and ability from outside sources and use them to power myself through difficult times. i have a lot of inner doubt about myself, and my ability to do things, so validation is something that i find very important because it usually will reinforce whatever decision i’ve been hemming over as one that i’d be smart to make. it just takes a little push.

it deffo wasn’t too personal, and i’m willing to bet more of this came from my blog than my fics (altho who knows! perhaps my desire for outside affirmation comes out through light’s praise kink....), but thank you so much! its always fun to hear abt the self from others! 

[13eyond13]

(sorry in advance for the ramble but) i saw your post on PE... i read the beginning as it came out, excited for a new O/O collab, but tbh i hated it ? it felt like the "death note" version of mirai nikki, which isn't the greatest compliment i can give

the protagonist is mostly unlikeable (Yuuki never does anything even remotely interesting up to the finale) and from what i saw before i gave up PE... the side characters, ironically the strong point of mirai nikki, are also not interesting ?

i have no clue if this is a cash grab, Ohba running out of ideas, or the editors trying to get every cent they can bc you can slap O/O on anything and it'll sell, but it's so unoriginal and weirdly paced and i have no clue why ???

a tangent but in bakuman the self inserts had really cool concepts (KTM and PCP honestly sounded great), but i guess they can't use them now... even without my friend and i's conspiracy theory that Ohba is Takano Tsuneo (so uses other pen names, including for collabs with Obata), i'd find it kinda sad if Ohba ran out of ideas when he had so many good ones before. though i guess i shouldn't be, they are the duo who claim biblical symbolism in DN was an accident XD who knows what they'll do next ! idk if i'm excited but i'll be there

Yeah, I honestly feel like I gave it the best shot I could and sincerely went into it excited about it and ready to have a good time, but not even the villains nor the side characters in Platinum End were interesting enough to keep me emotionally invested in things. I liked the two main angels Nasse and Revel the best. I thought they had the most personality and most endearing character qualities of the bunch. But even so, the amount I liked those two did not nearly make up for all the stuff that was boring and confusing and grossing me out about the rest of it, haha.

In some ways I think Ohba is just better at writing characters that aren't coming from underprivileged circumstances or tragic backstories or anything like that, too? He's great at writing people who are basically the opposite of that, haughty and spoiled and entitled and wealthy and vain and whatever else. He's not the most sensitive of writers, and he often seems to make the characters who come from less privileged backgrounds more cartoony and cliché and vague in comparison to the rest. My theory is that he probably had a fairly privileged upbringing himself (similar to Light's), and therefore is just way better at empathizing with and writing that kind of person and situation realistically than he is the ones that come from rougher backgrounds and sadder or more difficult circumstances.

Your theory about Ohba's identity sounds interesting as well! Never heard of Takano Tsuneo before... if you wanted to share why you think that's the case I'd be curious to know

[harrypotter-moodboards]

Harry Potter - Request for @hazblogs

Linny - Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood

[heleizition]

nos i'm 165 so i have no rights but i will gently pet ur head from my towering height. i also cannot reach stuff tho........ sad times. also happy birthday it seems :p

HAZ UR 2CM TALLER ONLY STOP