#hcs post

[missthebombastic]

MY SUPER DUPER COOL MR. BOMBASTIC HEADCANONS!!! TRUST!!!

He's basically shouting 75% of the time.. I just see him doing that.

Their fuse sparks when they're frustrated or annoyed, as if threatening to explode at any moment. All of the Outlaws would know...

Has a pretty noticeable Southern accent, despite trying to cover it up to seem less like a 70's Wild West themed movie or whatever.

Watches National Geographic documentaries in his office.

Loves She Wants Revenge, Oingo Boingo, and That Handsome Devil

Has the self preservation skills of a fucking hamster 💔💔

Non binary/Trans man (I do not care if that's not "in character" for him/mischaracterizing him. It's just headcanons.)

// I could not give less of a shit if these are ooc,, 🥀 again these are js hcs, not as if I'm acting like they're canon.. - 🍥

[boyswillbebutch]

KIDDAD TEEN APPEARANCE HCS:

Lark:

- Cut his hair super short to spite Henry but grew it out later into what i could best describe as the wlw mullet

-Dyed green highlights

-Can tab necklace (he has a collection)

-Was going to get a nose piercing but chickened out (not rlly appearance but shshs)

Sparrow:

-Kept her hair super long and dyed blue or pink highlights

-Wolf ears she wore religiously during yr 7-yr10

-Wore Mercedes’s old clothes most of the time

-Had rlly bad acne during yr 8

Nicky:

-Beanie on all the time even though he could hide his horns without it

-Long-ish hair similar to Glenn at the start of s1 but cut it shorter when he graduated (if he did)

-Tongue and eyebrow piercing

-Wore a mix of button ups and leathers jackets during highschool

-Can tab necklace from lark (IT’S THE KISS TAB GUYS NARK IS REAL)

Terry:

-GOTH TEEN TERRY JR

-He pierced his nose but now it’s closed

-He wore a couple of Nicky’s old leather jackets

-Imagine them all in goth clothing and then a flower crown from Sparrow

Grant:

-Singlets and hoodies is how he survived highschool

-ACNE

-had to get braces but they were green

-He had a really bad haircut from Nicky and he wore a beanie for two months in the summer

[ore-and-jewels]

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some Kou backstory stuff while I’m thinking about it and procrastinating my precalc homework!!!

-he joined the mafia fairly young, at about 16, after dropping out of high school

-due to his lack of ability and general vibes got sent to the treasury dept. and worked there doing general things

-he still prefers to do the menial tasks like checking shipments, as they provide simple busywork to keep him from going absolutely insane cooped up in the shipment rooms

-he’s just the most iconic guy ever honestly. He doesn’t care much for other mafia members, preferring to stay by himself or with the few people outside of the mafia he’s befriended (cough @the-h0micide-detective )

-king of unhealthy coping mechanisms and needle therapy. Bad day at work? Neat new tattoo or piercing :)

-messed up a LOT when he was younger, subjected to some shitty stuff by his superiors especially when he was first joining, don’t ask him about it

-just in general normal mafia things, he has expressed interest in rising up more in the ranks, however.

[heartbreakincident]

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

[amikoroyaiart]

Sharing body heat 🥺💕

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[beebfreeb]

[omgitskaii]

lingering impulses.

[fence-time]

If I had a wife that looked like that I’d also be looking at her as if she had hung the stars in the sky.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Okay so things have mayhaps gotten immediately out of hand with this au.

But! Yippee!! Main hermit ghosts design lineup!!!

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Clark is usually very patient and never judgmental, especially when he's in his Superman suit and in League settings. But one time, he's just utterly exhausted. So much so that it only takes one dumb question from Booster for his filter to snap.

"Oh wow, an idea that bad and you still chose to say it out loud ? Bold."

The whole room goes silent, everyone too stunned to react. And then, for the first time ever, Batman lets out a real, actual chuckle.

[d0not-disturb]

I call them the postal pals or something

[wanologic]

yo danny fenton he was just 19

[love-death-and-desert]

not a fan of red meats but this beef is alright

[hermitcraftx]

honestly hearing that joel makes his intros LAST in his videos makes a lot of sense. both logically and in his case specifically because oh yeah you wanna know what you introduce Wrong he is going insane after gigantic fucking mega projects. like if i spent hours and hours of my life building the next sistine chapel in minecraft i too would make my intros incredibly strange and concerning. i would deserve to let people know im going insane after i went insane doing all that work. carry on mr. shadowlady

[eydilily]

break like an artist.

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a collab between me and @slashmagpie for hermitadaymay's Solstice Social Collaborative Event! make sure to check out magpie's amazing fic for this too :D

(alternate ver under the cut)