#he is absolute garbage
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endlessthoughtsofafangirl · 5 months ago
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Doesn't this wine look like fresh, bright red blood?
Jiang Kai as Kuang Zongyuan Xue Ling Long 血玲珑 (2002) | Episode 2
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doubledudeski · 6 months ago
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playing around with my own humanformers design for bee :)
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tianlavellan · 9 months ago
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"you are the one bright light in kirkwall" says the guy who, at great risk to his own safety and freedom (and probably health), runs an illegal free clinic for the poor and refugees which people are literally told to find by "looking for the lit lantern" I'm so ill. he doesn't even see his own light.
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egophiliac · 2 years ago
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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!
I am not normal about any of these characters!
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters#if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime#i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy#he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say#(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth#everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess#also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences#tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago#frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else#<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)
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khaotunq · 6 months ago
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Khaotung Thanawat as Bison (The Heart Killers, 2024-2025)
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currentlylurking · 7 months ago
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every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.
Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.
So he'd invited Clockwork.
And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???
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echodoctor · 2 months ago
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AU where Siffrin was with the King prior to canon, but genuinely had no idea about the whole "freeze Vauguard in time forever" plan and was not happy when they found out about it.
Yes, they knew he was working on something big with wish craft, that he'd talked about making sure Vauguard would never suffer the fate of their home- but he thought that this was about using wish craft to find out what happened to the Island, maybe bring it back! You know, like a sane person! Not this.
They were away for a couple weeks- out on another odd job they'd picked up, because someone has to bring in rent money around here! Hiding away in your room researching lost forms of craft rituals might be the key to saving their home and letting them return someday, but it doesn't exactly pay the bills. They always supported him.
They come back to find Corbeaux beginning to freeze, and rush to find him, thinking that it all must have gone horribly wrong, that whatever ritual he used must have backfired in some catastrophic way.
And then they find him... triumphant. Happy.
First they beg him to stop. Then they try to stop him. Then they try to survive him.
(The dangers of trying to solo the final boss before you've even gone out and level grinded your way up to endgame!)
The King seems very regretful about what happened, when Siffrin regains consciousness.
Not that it's going to stop him, oh no, of course not. But he doesn't want to freeze them in time yet, not until they've had a chance to recover. He loves them, after all! He wants to make sure they're preserved forever in perfect condition, so his beloved will never fade.
So they can just rest and heal up here, in this nice safe locked-from-the-outside room in the House of Change he's taken over, and then once they've made a full recovery they can get all dressed up in their best outfit and he'll take them somewhere nice and scenic, so they can spend eternity somewhere pretty, looking their best.
Won't that be lovely? :) See, he really does care about you so much!
Siffrin waits until the exact second they're recovered enough to stand up again, and then immediately breaks themself out of the House and runs for it.
The sensible thing to do would probably be to attempt to flee the country! As evidenced by their taste in men, Siffrin is not entirely sensible. They're going to level grind, and then come back for round two and a fucking divorce.
Maybe this "chosen of the Change God" they keep hearing rumors about could be helpful with that...
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halfbaked00q · 5 months ago
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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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edwinisms · 11 months ago
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
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vamporilla · 2 months ago
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I'm just getting into Mouthwashing, and I have a take that I haven't seen anyone make yet.
I don't think Jimmy deserves to die. Don't get me wrong, I loathe that pathetic little prick as much as the next person and I wouldn't mind seeing him getting beaten up (which, thankfully, there is no shortage of on this site), but he doesn't deserve to die.
Death's too good for him.
He's constantly refusing to accept responsibility for his actions throughout the entire game, up until the very end. Him killing himself is his ultimate cowardly act, his ultimate refusal of being held accountable for any of the harm he caused the other four, especially Anya.
Jimmy doesn't deserve to just die like that. He shouldn't get to shirk responsibility and then get an easy out without facing any real consequences.
Jimmy deserves to be the sole survivor, not Curly. He deserves to make it back to Earth somehow and be held accountable for what he did. Remember when Daisuke made that comment about the crew possibly ending up on the news? Yeah, Jimmy deserves his wrongdoings to be publicized. He deserves to be tried and imprisoned, for his already shitty reputation to plunge even deeper into the gutter. He deserves to realize the full weight of his actions. He deserves to live with that guilt. He deserves to reckon with the fact that, no, he couldn't fix it. He couldn't fix anything.
He'd finally be forced to truly take responsibility for his actions. And that? That would be the greatest form of retribution he could possibly face.
Sorry if this came across as heated or sadistic, I just watched Jacksepticeye's let's play and I'm very emotional right now. Scrolling through Mouthwashing stuff is helping me cope a bit, but I just had to get this off my chest.
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noinked · 7 months ago
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Keith who spent 10 minutes to get the perfect shirtless photo for Lance..ft him doing epic flips just for fun
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lilac-sweet · 6 months ago
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Solas what the fuck have you been eating
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lunarfied · 6 months ago
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them making t.o.p.‘s character in squid games a drug addict is sooo 😭😭 knowing that k-netizens will freak while the west does not gaf
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meraarts · 2 months ago
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ACTUALLY CRACKED
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under-art-reblogs · 1 year ago
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*GASP*
It's been a few days and I haven't told you guys about..... ✨the boi✨
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This precious space kitty is from @theskeletongames and I adore him beyond measure!! He's soft, sweet, and extremely squishable! I was very happy he arrived and will absolutely treasure him for eternity!
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thisisthememeofakiller · 2 months ago
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I’m speaking my truth:
Lando Norris has borderline personality disorder
Edit:
I want to clarify something: My post wasn’t meant to diagnose anyone or speak over Lando’s reality. I used a poor choice of words when I said ‘has’ instead of ‘might relate to’ or ‘shows signs of.’ I was speaking from a place of empathy, not authority. I relate deeply to some of his behavior as someone with BPD and wanted to offer a more compassionate lens to understand him—not to pathologize him. I made a mistake, and I’ll be more mindful going forward.
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