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Doesn't this wine look like fresh, bright red blood?
Jiang Kai as Kuang Zongyuan Xue Ling Long 血玲珑 (2002) | Episode 2
#血玲珑#xue ling long#cdrama#cdramanet#cdramanetwork#cdramagifs#cdramaedit#chinese drama#jiang kai#my gifs#my edit#蒋恺#this drama's plot is insane and kzy is a monster#he is absolute garbage#but he's a hot piece of garbage#叔圈
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playing around with my own humanformers design for bee :)
#threw in a d16 bc their dynamic is funny to me. cool guy and this little yellow thing who won't stop following him around#wont admit he likes the yellow things company#bee has 2 hairclips to imitate the ear thingies in his og design#they do absolutely nothing for his hair though LOL#his uniform is completely scuffed and stained from working with garbage#dude needs a bath in laundry detergent fr#transformers one#transformers#tf one#bumblebee#b 127#d 16#megatron#humanformers#my art
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"you are the one bright light in kirkwall" says the guy who, at great risk to his own safety and freedom (and probably health), runs an illegal free clinic for the poor and refugees which people are literally told to find by "looking for the lit lantern" I'm so ill. he doesn't even see his own light.
#da2#anders#don't mind me I slept like absolute garbage and now I'm sleep deprived and he is all I can think about#dragon age
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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!
I am not normal about any of these characters!
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters#if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime#i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy#he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say#(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth#everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess#also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences#tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago#frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else#<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)
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Khaotung Thanawat as Bison (The Heart Killers, 2024-2025)
#thkedit#the heart killers#the heartkillers#khaotung thanawat#kantbison#thk bison#asianlgbtqdramas#tuserrowan#userjamiec#userbon#tusersilence#tuserhidden#fordaniseyes#my gifs#my edits#mine: bison#mine: the heart killers#can we just for a minute#the shock the realisation the bison getting his own way and it always going wrong#he's found someone who obeys him (sure it's out of absolute terror at this particular moment but sh) and for this instant he's seeing it in#real time. bison's got someone who'll follow him and that realisation might be too late and#aaaaaaaaaaaah anyway 3rd gif is garbage but the BODY LANGUAGE#anyway off to hte shower scene it's meeee yannooo
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every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.
Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.
So he'd invited Clockwork.
And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???
#Danny Phantom#and every year I don't write it in time for christmas lmao#anyway shout out to Johnny's absolute dogshit truce party that gets crashed by god#kitty wanted to see him fail and instead she meets god#and she doesn't even get any ghost weed before it...#clockwork of course knew this was going to be a disaster#but Danny invited him!#how could he say no?#also the observants show up at one point#and bc it's the truce cw convinces them to stay!#so god and government show up to Johnny's truce party#with nothing but chip dip and ghost weed#from invitations written on random garbage#and johnny wonders if he can die twice#currently talking
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AU where Siffrin was with the King prior to canon, but genuinely had no idea about the whole "freeze Vauguard in time forever" plan and was not happy when they found out about it.
Yes, they knew he was working on something big with wish craft, that he'd talked about making sure Vauguard would never suffer the fate of their home- but he thought that this was about using wish craft to find out what happened to the Island, maybe bring it back! You know, like a sane person! Not this.
They were away for a couple weeks- out on another odd job they'd picked up, because someone has to bring in rent money around here! Hiding away in your room researching lost forms of craft rituals might be the key to saving their home and letting them return someday, but it doesn't exactly pay the bills. They always supported him.
They come back to find Corbeaux beginning to freeze, and rush to find him, thinking that it all must have gone horribly wrong, that whatever ritual he used must have backfired in some catastrophic way.
And then they find him... triumphant. Happy.
First they beg him to stop. Then they try to stop him. Then they try to survive him.
(The dangers of trying to solo the final boss before you've even gone out and level grinded your way up to endgame!)
The King seems very regretful about what happened, when Siffrin regains consciousness.
Not that it's going to stop him, oh no, of course not. But he doesn't want to freeze them in time yet, not until they've had a chance to recover. He loves them, after all! He wants to make sure they're preserved forever in perfect condition, so his beloved will never fade.
So they can just rest and heal up here, in this nice safe locked-from-the-outside room in the House of Change he's taken over, and then once they've made a full recovery they can get all dressed up in their best outfit and he'll take them somewhere nice and scenic, so they can spend eternity somewhere pretty, looking their best.
Won't that be lovely? :) See, he really does care about you so much!
Siffrin waits until the exact second they're recovered enough to stand up again, and then immediately breaks themself out of the House and runs for it.
The sensible thing to do would probably be to attempt to flee the country! As evidenced by their taste in men, Siffrin is not entirely sensible. They're going to level grind, and then come back for round two and a fucking divorce.
Maybe this "chosen of the Change God" they keep hearing rumors about could be helpful with that...
#ISAT#ISAT spoilers#Siffrin#The King#the AU where the party gets to live the fantasy of getting your whole friendgroup together on an important mission:#beating the absolute shit out of the dirtbag older ex-boyfriend who treated your bestie like garbage#and maybe taking their stuff back#that motherfucker still has their nicest hat in a drawer in the house somewhere#this is still Siffrin we're talking about so he probably doesn't manage to spit it out until like floor 3#but when the party finds out their mortal enemy is also the ex he's occasionally dropped some very worrying details about#they are extremely down to double murder him#poor Isabeau hastily having to recalculate his estimate on 'how soon is too soon to be their hot emotionally supportive rebound guy'#when he realizes just how bad the ex-situationship was
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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
#edwin would be so disgusted by shein products can you fucking imagine#i mean he’d be disgusted by most mass produced brand/off-brand clothing but fast fashion shit like that would be the Worst#thank god for the fact that I don’t think anyone in the group would wear that kinda shit. for wildly different reasons#crystal wouldn’t because why the fuck would she. she can afford the most expensive high quality shit on the market. and even if she goes#thrifting you can just tell if something looks/feels like cheap garbage she’d not even touch it#niko’s a fashion icon and constantly changing her outfits BUT she seems like the type who loves repurposing old clothing/re-arranging things#in her wardrobe and making different combinations rather than buying new clothes all the time and wasting perfectly good clothing#plus she wasn’t raised in America and likely did not get normalized to fast fashion#charles doesn’t because. well#you know.#ghost. and whatnot#even so I doubt his parents bought him clothes that often so he’d have to either save up the money to buy stuff he wants (probably thrifted)#or repurpose old clothes in various ways. his coat absolutely looks high quality and I bet he saved up like crazy for it#rambling#edwin#dead boy detectives#edwin payne
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I'm just getting into Mouthwashing, and I have a take that I haven't seen anyone make yet.
I don't think Jimmy deserves to die. Don't get me wrong, I loathe that pathetic little prick as much as the next person and I wouldn't mind seeing him getting beaten up (which, thankfully, there is no shortage of on this site), but he doesn't deserve to die.
Death's too good for him.
He's constantly refusing to accept responsibility for his actions throughout the entire game, up until the very end. Him killing himself is his ultimate cowardly act, his ultimate refusal of being held accountable for any of the harm he caused the other four, especially Anya.
Jimmy doesn't deserve to just die like that. He shouldn't get to shirk responsibility and then get an easy out without facing any real consequences.
Jimmy deserves to be the sole survivor, not Curly. He deserves to make it back to Earth somehow and be held accountable for what he did. Remember when Daisuke made that comment about the crew possibly ending up on the news? Yeah, Jimmy deserves his wrongdoings to be publicized. He deserves to be tried and imprisoned, for his already shitty reputation to plunge even deeper into the gutter. He deserves to realize the full weight of his actions. He deserves to live with that guilt. He deserves to reckon with the fact that, no, he couldn't fix it. He couldn't fix anything.
He'd finally be forced to truly take responsibility for his actions. And that? That would be the greatest form of retribution he could possibly face.
Sorry if this came across as heated or sadistic, I just watched Jacksepticeye's let's play and I'm very emotional right now. Scrolling through Mouthwashing stuff is helping me cope a bit, but I just had to get this off my chest.
#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#fuck jimmy#honestly i do find jimmy very interesting as a character#absolute piece of human garbage tho#also if jimmy took the cryostasis pod and was the sole survivor then curly would've died on the ship and finally been at peace#i'm not defending curly's turning a blind eye to anya's assault or anything#but the poor guy didn't deserve all THAT#but yeah i want jimmy RUINED#more than he already ruined himself anyway
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Keith who spent 10 minutes to get the perfect shirtless photo for Lance..ft him doing epic flips just for fun
#he either is amazing at flirting or is absolute garbage at it and i can't decide which one#klance#voltron#keith kogane#vld keith#vld#voltron legendary defender#voltron fanart#vld fanart#keith voltron
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Solas what the fuck have you been eating
#dude is literally just chugging honey to avoid scurvy#I am analyzing the shit out of this in tags hold on#this is a metaphoric insight into Solas’ Pride/Wisdom dynamic#the man is ferally chugging Wisdom (honey) in order to keep himself sane from the vast amount of Pride (meat) coursing through him#the raisins symbolize the middle way; a way to be that isn’t constant swing of the Pride/Wisdom pendulum#basically the raisins are peace of which he has none since this garbage man’s head is in absolute shambles#solas#funny stuff#dragon age the veilguard#da: the veilguard#Veilguard#dragon age meta#dragon age#dread wolf#fen’harel
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them making t.o.p.‘s character in squid games a drug addict is sooo 😭😭 knowing that k-netizens will freak while the west does not gaf
#luna’s logbook ┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈#top bigbang#squid game 2#thanos squid game#it actually healed my inner child seeing him so goofy knowing how s. korea treated him when he’s like#one of the only bigbang members that’s NOT problematic#looking at YOU seungri you absolute piece of human garbage
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ACTUALLY CRACKED
#my driver!!!#literally who’s doing it like HIM#he’s actually crazy absolutely dragging his garbage truck of a car to pole#max verstappen#miami gp 2025#f1#formula 1#formula one#mera speaks
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*GASP*
It's been a few days and I haven't told you guys about..... ✨the boi✨

This precious space kitty is from @theskeletongames and I adore him beyond measure!! He's soft, sweet, and extremely squishable! I was very happy he arrived and will absolutely treasure him for eternity!
#undertale#plushie#(pls ignore the garbage quality photo)#(he looks much better irl)#I absolutely LOVE him
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I’m speaking my truth:
Lando Norris has borderline personality disorder
Edit:
I want to clarify something: My post wasn’t meant to diagnose anyone or speak over Lando’s reality. I used a poor choice of words when I said ‘has’ instead of ‘might relate to’ or ‘shows signs of.’ I was speaking from a place of empathy, not authority. I relate deeply to some of his behavior as someone with BPD and wanted to offer a more compassionate lens to understand him—not to pathologize him. I made a mistake, and I’ll be more mindful going forward.
#lando norris#formula 1#formula one#ln4#f1#bahrain gp 2025#actually bpd#bpd problems#bpd vent#bpd feels#bpd thoughts#bpd splitting#bpd#borderline personality disorder#actually borderline#mental health#he’s emotionally volatile#abandonment issues#he’s cynical#trust issues (probably from growing up in the toxic environment that is motorsports)#goes from thinking he’s the greatest to thinking he’s a piece of garbage and deserves nothing#unstable self image#manipulative tendencies#but not on purpose#this is absolutely not hate— he’s my favorite. I just can’t help but see signs and take notes 📝#he deserves happiness#I hope and pray to every religion that he finds it
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