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maniacparrot · 1 year ago

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Mimosa : "Do you dislike Nobels?"

Me : "Yeah, I hate nobels. BUT! If they have black hair, blue eyes, is older than me than...it's a different story."

Nacht : *sneezes*

#black clover #nacht faust #nacht black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #mimosa vermillion #nacht x reader #nacht x y/n #i love him #He is an exception #Nobels are shit

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melonfacade · 3 months ago

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#ive seen like. every photoshoot he and gillian have done except this. looks like around californication time #david duchovny

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queerofthedagger · 3 months ago

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it's already humiliating when you get into new media, take one look at a character, and know that one's gonna be living in your head indefinitely, but it's absolutely nothing compared to looking at a character and thinking eh i don't think i'd ever have strong feelings about that one he's kinda boring and then he sits quietly in the back of your brain poking idly at synapses and thoughts every once in a while until one day you wake up and realise oh. oh fuck. category 5 blorbo moment, how the ever loving fuck did this happen to me

#*mine #mona rambles #this is about steve rogers which makes it so much worse #like. lord above he was so LAME #except that he isn't. head in my hands head in my freaking hands

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butchfalin · 2 years ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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anyknotrants · 7 months ago

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-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

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astronomical-bagel · 1 year ago

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#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group.#the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other #we even have a union guy 😭#side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better)#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #izutsumi #marcille donato #laios touden #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #falin touden #astronomically random

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tempo-takoyaki · 3 months ago

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In honor of my "gege am i ugly" post getting over 10k notes, here's a "san lang am i ugly" version of it. Featuring: how I'm picturing Hua Cheng 90% of the time.

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #san lang #xie lian #hualian #myart #comic #I was tired and needed to draw something that'll help me with the stress #btw I nicknamed badly drawn xie lian and badly drawn hua cheng kale and salad respectively #they're your dose of fiber for the day #I wish I could draw the official adaptation of tgcf so I would draw everyone beautiful but hua cheng like this and only him #everything is normal except that he looks like this

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badninken · 2 months ago

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He's been hauled around by so many people and animals at this point in his life that he's starting to rate them by size and comfort level.

He's literally bent over backwards on a horse ridden by three other men here. He's having this thought in the privacy of his own mind while frowning at the sky, still shot full of lead bullets btw. Peak Law moment.

Episode 690 at 20:54 (the voice acting for this line is amazing)

#trafalgar law #one piece #just a few minutes earlier Luffy comes running ROARING into the scene with Law on his shoulder. like out of the fog. from a distance #as if he's been running and roaring for quite some time #when it's just them. Luffy wasn't even screaming AT anyone. just roaring while running when nobody is around to hear except Law #and Law is just dead silent. unmoving #and the thought of Luffy screaming for prolonged periods of time while Law is on his shoulder almost made me snort spaghetti out of my nose #I forgot how completely zoned out he is for a lot of this #ragdoll cat potato sack man lost in his own little world

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occudo · 1 month ago

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A fish out of water story I just remembered last year I did some siren!jon and selkie!martin, so here is some more of them, for the end of May

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izzyy-stuff · 10 months ago

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My best friend is trying to convince me to marry Yeonjun instead of Soobin so she can keep him and now he is all over my FYP basically proposing to me what do I do

(I'm married to everyone in txt atp so I cannot possibly just choose one man to be loyal to 😔😔 but also like Soobin proposed first)

#being an ot5 is HARD #how do I live #and dont let me get started on beomgyu #because he is my wife #he is an exception #the two of us stay strong #just differently

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 19 days ago

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redrew my humanformers because they have changed quite a bit :3 (especially bulkhead)

#transformers #transformers animated #tfa #humanformers #bumblebee #prowl #bulkhead #optimus prime #ratchet #the worst family u could ask for #not even true #theyre all so cute #i really like bulkheads new desing i think he looks super cute #i gave them human names too!#they still go by their “code names” though hehehe #except for when op is really mad #“BEAU!!!” and bumblebee almost throws up from stress #LOOOL #thats how he knows its serious

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 21 days ago

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Danny did his best to ignore the person trying to wake him, but they were annoyingly persistent. After a wave of "Hey"s, "Get up"s, "You can't be here"s and one muttered, "How did you get in here?" Danny finally opened his eyes to see a boy about the same age as him staring while holding up the lid to Danny's casket.

He had thought he was done being woken up after he successfully escaped his superhero responsibilities by running away from Amity, "Am I just not allowed to rest in peace?"

"Not when it's in our attic."

The ghost boy scoffed, "Shouldn't have a casket in here if you didn't want to risk something crawling in."

The guy stared at him for a long moment before Danny decided he had enough and yanked the casket closed again, this time making sure to seal it shut with ice on the inside.

"Hey!"

The ghost rolled over with a huff, determined to ignore him.

Unfortunately, he underestimated how nosey this family could be...

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #tim drake #the waynes have a casket in this attic for some reason and danny took one look at it and said Free Realestate #tim knows something is wrong cause he couldnt find a pulse when he first tried to wake the intuder but he responded to his voice #tims convinced danny is undead but no one believes him #danny has no negative reaction to crosses or anything religious...except for christmas appearently #damian has tried evicting danny repeatedly. casket and all. usually through a window. he failed of course #no one can get danny out of the casket. no threats or bribes affect him. he just wants to sleep 24/7. he wont even eat which concerns them

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kinky-cas · 23 days ago

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at some point in the late seasons dean and cas should have started wearing wedding rings. it’s never mentioned or acknowledged in any way whatsoever. the only answer they give when asked about it at cons is some variation of “it’s just jewelry, you guys are reading into it too much”. one single time during the divorce arc we get a shot of dean staring at his left hand and twisting the ring around on his finger.

#he also touches it when he says the ‘i have a family’ line in lebanon #he’s not wearing it in the finale except for part of one scene in heaven where they missed a shot in editing #and everyone goes bonkers about the implication that there’s a version where he IS wearing it #other than the final episode once they get the rings they never take them off #headcanons & aus etc.#drift.txt #dean #cas #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #castiel #spn #supernatural #married destiel

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nyehhehhehs · 25 days ago

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