#he would be a coyote ...................
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this man was so down bad so incredibly fast

#like if you notice him in the background when robby introduced the newbies#it QUITE literally was the first impression#because he would NOT stop looking at her#and then through out the day he kept NEEDING to see her#his husky little eyes kept being pulled magnetically to this sunshine of a woman and he was too weak to fight it#like am i allowed to call it infatuation at first sight#obviously it then develops into real feelings that hit him like an anvil would hit wile e coyote#i wanna pick his brain so bad#like what was going through his mind#kingdon#frank langdon#mel king#melangdon
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There is a notable difference in how Clown interacts with Ros compared to other members of The Realm. With others he acts very aloof and distant. He's friendly and polite but he tends to speak very vaguely and seems to take any chance to say something intentionally violent and off-putting. He seems content to keep people nervous and questioning whether or not he is threatening them. He has a reputation for being dangerous and he allows it to fester even if he doesn't have intentions of actually doing anything. He actively encourages people to be wary of him and often takes opportunities to show off what he is capable of to remind them that he is a threat. I'd say he enjoys making people scared of him. And then you compare that to any conversation he has with Ros and there is a stark difference. You can literally hear it in Clown's tone of voice. He tends to speak quieter and more softly when speaking to Ros because Ros is jumpy and easily startled. Whenever he does spook her, he apologizes and reassures her. He doesn't seem to want Ros to be afraid of him. Even with Sneeg, who I'd argue is his second closest relationship on the server, he'll make jokes about killing Sneeg but he avoids those jokes with Ros. He'll still make comments about violence and killing with Ros but they're never directed at Ros. It seems important to him that Ros never doubts that he wouldn't harm her. And for as jumpy as Ros is, she never does. She has never questioned if Clown would intentionally harm her. She even said when they were training that she wouldn't blame Clown if he accidentally took her last life. Clown seemed uncomfortable with how okay she was with the prospect of him causing her death and later said it would be sad if he ever did kill her.
It's just interesting for a guy who leans so heavily on his reputation for being scary, he goes out of his way to be as nonthreatening to Ros as possible. And it works, Ros has never felt threatened by Clown. She spent 8 hours training with Clown and allowing herself to be attacked by him over and over again and never once worried that he would go too far and kill her. She had complete and utter faith in him. Clown is open about his bloodlust and love of killing but I don't think the thought has ever occurred to Ros that it would ever be turned against her. I think that's very intentional on Clown's part. It would be very easy for him to do fake-outs where he pretends like he's going to kill Ros like he does with others (he frequently chased his own faction member, Tango, around just to watch him panic) but he doesn't. During that training Ros only got low on health by forgetting to eat and never Clown's actions. The absence of that behavior shown with Tango and others feels intentional. He simply doesn't seem to want Ros to be afraid of him like he encourages with others.
#We all know Ros has unwavering trust in him but that feels like something Clown himself has cultivated#he seems more careful with how he interacts with her. almost like hes nervous to lose that blind trust#It's clear Ros's trust and friendship means a lot to him#I think the only other person he doesnt seem to intentionally vaguely threaten is Foolish but that's basically his boss#I think it would be unprofessional of him to threaten Foolish and he wants to be on Foolish's good side#I just find it funny because with Ros there's such fondness and then he's so damn edgy anytime I see him speak to someone else#the realm smp#clownpierce#roscumber#coyote howls
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Tarot Medicos Entertainment ( 2024 )
#these are based on the previous tarot merch medicos released in 2017 btw!#haven't seen anyone talk about these on here & medicos posted some glossy jpegs of this set on twitter sooooo#i'm not really into tarot ( besides thinking the meanings & iconography are neat ) but god i'm obsessed with these illustrations#kara looks so good here....#jyushi being the lovers is the cutest thing ever i love it more than anything#oso is really cute too he's so silly i can't wait to see him fall off that cliff wile e coyote style 😊#also if i had to assign a major arcana to kuroba. it'd be wheel of fortune since it's connected to luck. the tower would fit them too#osmt#osomatsu-san#matsuno bros#osomatsu#osomatsu matsuno#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#choromatsu#choromatsu matsuno#ichimatsu#ichimatsu matsuno#jyushimatsu#jyushimatsu matsuno#todomatsu#todomatsu matsuno#official#tarot
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The mentors

Finally got the first mentor designs + tigris down!
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Lysistrata - poodle
Clemensia - pomeranian
Festus - english setter
Sejanus - german Sheppard / wolf mutt
Livia - saluki
Coriolanus - borzoi
Tigris - afghan hound
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Lore time!
Even though the Capitol is endlessly obsessed with the idea of pure bloodlines and impeccable pedigrees, the exact dog breed isn’t always what matters most. What truly counts is that you come from a long, traceable line of Capitol-bred stock. Capitol breeds with Capitol—that’s the unspoken rule. While it’s especially prized (and earns you a certain reverence) if you’re of the same breed as your lineage, it’s not absolutely necessary. As long as your ancestry is pure and untouched by district blood, you’re considered acceptable—though the more uniform your breed, the more you’re admired, almost idolized.
Not everyone fits neatly into that ideal. Coriolanus for instance is not purely bred. He is a blend: his mother was a Sylkie and his father a Borzoi. Though he takes after his father in appearance, the mix in his bloodline set him apart. To the untrained eye, he passes for a Borzoi, but to Capitol society—so sharp in its scrutiny, he’s flawed. To look the part, he’d need to trim his coat down, refine it to match the sleek standards of the Borzoi elite. He never did tho.
But no grooming could hide the truth from those who cared to look. In his childhood Livia bullied him for not being a “real” Borzoi. His mixed heritage became something to mock, which fueled his insecurity even if he doesn’t let it show. Livia is just a spiteful bitch, quite literally-
Meanwhile Sejanus faced a different kind of exclusion. Though part purebred on his fathers side, the other half of him is what the Capitol dismissively labels as wild—something untamed, closer to an animal than a refined breed. His outsider status is rooted not just in his origin, but in his convictions. He knows he doesn’t belong in the Capitol and what’s more, he doesn’t want to. He refuses to play the game or mask who he is.
His tall, wolfish build only adds to the unease others feel around him. People aren’t quite sure what he is, and that uncertainty breeds fear. His presence demands attention, but never comfort. What he doesn’t realize is that even in District 12 that feeling of not belonging won’t disappear. If anything it will follow him, echo louder. There too, he’s neither fully wolf nor dog, neither Capitol nor District. Just a peacekeeper—hovering in the in-between, always marked as other.
Mutts are more common in the districts between canines, doesn’t mean they don’t fear or beware of ‘wild animals’ like coyotes, wolves and foxes 🦊
> Which goes for the ‘richer’ part of 12, the merchant area.
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More close up!
More characters will follow~


#tbosas#snowbaird#lucy gray baird#coriolanus snow#furballau#the covey being foxes and coyotes#perhaps there were also some wolves#fact is they dont belong in 12 but don’t have a choice#sejanus finds his place in the peacekeeper unit and his bunkmates#coriolanus later having pups with Lucy gray he aint allowed to complain!#it takes him a while to embrace his saluki side and not hide behind his borzoi mask#foxie gray loves his fluff and wishes it would grow back#foxy gray is more of a pure breed then coryo#alternate universe#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#hunger games#thg#furball#im delulu
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spent the last 2 days thinking about what animals pd characters would be :3
#my post#my art#jrwi pd#prime defenders#fanart#yey <3#i have Reasons for everyones animal#wiwi is a deer bcus like. deer in headlights. prey animal. hes so scared literally all of the time. also made me think of chronic wasting#disease.#dakota is a dog because of course he is. no explanation needed. but hes specificially a pitbull bcus people look at him and think hes a bad#kid yknow. hes failing school he trespasses up the sides of buildings hes always late. idk something about how people think pitbulls are#inherently bad dogs.#also they have the biggest goofiest smiles and thatz so dakota to me#ashe is a coyote bcus i Needed him to be a social animal. and fun fact- coyotes dont live in packs but they live in family groups!#vyncent is a wasp (not because of Revenge of the Wasps but that was a funny coincedence)#because i needed a way to make him still visibly seperate from the prime people. so i made him a bug rather than a mammal.#hes a wasp bcus yknow workers drones hive mind. vyncent struggles with his identity. with taking action. with knowing who he is and what he#wants. hes a follower. chose wasp specifically mostly bcus a) yellow and he has yellow magic#and b) bcus they can sting a lot. and hes knife!#tide is a sheep bcus hes a clone. yknow. like dolly the sheep!#also a bit bcus like sheep get herded around and tide thinks being a hero is about following orders (at least in s1 he does lol)#mark is also a coyote bcus like ashe is one. but alsooo coyotes are opportunistic. will work with whoever to hunt. and well you know mark.#he did what he had to do.#they also go off on their own away from their family group to hunt! and mark left ashe alone to go work. yaaaay#and the trickster!!! i kindof randomly chose 5 animals (1 for each of the array) based on spookiness#so theres a rattle snake (tail) a raven (wing) a bat (other wing) an owl (neck) and a geep (goat/sheep. horns)#i thought itd be fun if it could twist its head all the way around all freaky style :]#also this is cursed as fuck but overlords whole thing was turning people into animals right. would this make his thing in this au be making#animals into people?? thats horrifying#and also why i drew mark w the bandages bcus i wasnt sure whether to make him half lizard still or. part human.
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So I work with animals as a day job and I’m constantly in and out of the vets from day to day and because of this job I know a lot about canine behaviour as well as y’know the basic medical knowledge that’s involved with all that.
All that to say that having that specific niche of education makes Scott McCall so fucking funny to me bc if he has the same training I had (which he should’ve gotten bc otherwise there is NO way Deaton would let him help out with clients like he does in the show), I know for a fact that this boy - after finding out that he was a werewolf - IMMEDIATELY went over the unvaxxed animal/stray dog protocol on himself.
Like I can’t get the image out of my head where like every year Scott drags everyone to Deaton’s office to get their rabies, lepto, distemper, flea/tick/worms treatment, etc.
When Melissa found out Scott probably sighed in relief like, “omg mom this is actually great, could you and all of my still human friends actually get your vaccines just in case?” And Melissa was like “holy shit kid WAY ahead of you.”
Half the werewolves are probably confused even after so long bc they heal right? They are basically immune to a lot of stuff that would harm a typical person or canine, but Scott still insists bc he’s not taking chances goddamnit.
#no bc if I was Scott the way I would HAUL the nonwolfy homies to my mom for their shots#Scott: ‘listen ik it seems weird but like some of these are a one and done and ur good for life…#and trust me you’ll thank me if ur ever attacked and for once it turned out to be just some average fucking coyote#Scott may not be the perfect werewolf but he is a damn good pet owner and you can take that headcanon out of my cold dead hands#teen wolf#scott mccall#max’s tw headcanons#my specific flavour of autism right here#like if i lived in a world where werewolves were real I’d thrive#as someone who has befriended many a wild/feral creatures in my day I’d be insufferable about it lol
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jenjack as doggies and dog-likes for my friend @petz5's ranma farmdog au... really I just wanted to draw some funny beasts, I love to put these guys into situations
#razpost#my art#jack of hearts#she hulk#also perfectly fits my other friend remy's comic cry of havoc i know so many doggy artists#jennie is a livestock guardian dog prolly for sheep or cattle and she catches wander trying to steal chickens one night#but he is so pathetic she's like hmmm i would actually feel bad about killing this guy so she just beats him up. then he comes back ?!?#but wait... can this stupidass flea bitten coyote bring down her emotional walls and give her the support her stressful job saps from her..#could it be......
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Dunmeshi modern AU but it’s just Laios, red in the face, frothing at the mouth, stuttering, waving his hands around, frantically googling images of Actual Animal Skeletons to show his friends, cannot-be-consoled levels of angry over the Halloween animal skeleton decorations in a JoAnn Fabrics while Chilchuck contemplates taking up day drinking as a competitive sport
#I just saw the snail and I think he would have a LOT to fucking say about that thing#like#thinking of how he knows where all of the bones in a dogs skeleton would go#and then thinking of him seeing the cat skeleton decoration with BonesForEars#my guy would go off the fucking rails#he has my flavor autism#this is me projecting btw#those shits make me so angry I can’t look at them for extender periods of time or I’ll go insane#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#chilchuck#chilchuk tims#coyote’s talk tag
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"The newest member of Coyote's "Dirt Devils", some feral outta the Bakkers. Apparently a bit of a mad dog, she's been keeping him on a short leash." "He got a name?" "They call him Diamondback."
#cyberpunk 2077#oc: dagger#cyberpunk photomode#yes before dagger was dagger he was diamondback and before that he was [redacted]#this would have been likkeeeee 2066ish somehwere in there#he was with a group of smugglers n everyone involved used animal aliases#there was also gopher fennec and hawk#and ofc. coyote who was the leader :3#very formative years for him actually tbqh#also in my lore the galena rattler was originally his car ;A; part of the joke on his name heh#he eventually leaves it when hes made raffen and v inherits it/fixes it up#and then v gives it to al and it GOES FULL CIRCLE :ratscream:#sorry for the lore dump i just think hes neat
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I love Tech with all my heart and soul 💚
#Tech E Coyote#Loonatics Unleashed#I just think he's neat okay fkjgksjd#I WOULD FIGHT FOR THIS MAN#LOOK AT HIM HE IS PRECIOUS 😭
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Wow, misery sure does love company lol
#imagine you’re on a desert hike at night (not gonna judge despite how unsafe that sounds)#and ya spot a guy wearin' cold weather gear in a cave#with rainbow bandages wrapped around his face with a buncha goddamn coyotes behind him#would nope tf away so fast y'all no 'hello' no 'need any help?' no nothin'#just assume it’s paranormal at that point and don’t engage your life depends on it#must be weird havin’ his hand on your shoulder btw#i hope you realized that prime#i hope you realized#maccadam#transformers#tf skybound#energon universe#tfeu#optimus prime#spike witwicky#carly spencer#megatron#laserbeak unfortunately lol#he’s comin’#holoforms#humanformers#humanization#transformers humans#transformers fan art#my art#maccadams#cw smoking#tw smoking
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I haven't seen anyone mention it but I'm pretty sure Clown was fully about to try and kill Bad yesterday when he couldn't kill Pili. Pili was refusing to go near Clown when his armor broke so he sent Bad to deliver Clown his gift of chocolate milk. When Bad was with him, Clown added Ros to the VC and immediately asked her if Bad had been directly involved with her death. Ros confirmed that Bad had only watched and did not participate in killing her but I feel the implication is that Clown would have started swinging if Ros had said he was involved. Bro wanted blood I'm pretty sure
#I dont think he would have been able to down Bad because Bads good at escaping but he definitely seemed like he was going to try#and then this is why Ros had to sit through an hour of Pili flirting with Clown. her suffering truly never ends#clownpierce#roscumber#badboyhalo#the realm smp#coyote howls
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okay so Price/Ghost one shot where Ghost is a tow-truck driver and Price is a cop, and Ghost sees Price parked in a fire lane while he's inside a store buying cigarettes or a coffee and tows his ass, and Price has to walk all the way to the impound lot just steaming mad, where he meets this huge, scarred-up ex-military tow truck driver who isn't the least bit intimidated by him. But Price tries to throw his badge around a little, so Ghost (ornery motherfucker that he is) decides to teach him a lesson personally, and makes it his life's mission to catch Price parked illegally and tow first his squad car, and then later on his personal vehicle. Price tries to catch Ghost doing things he could arrest him for but Simon is the most boring man on the planet, he works, goes home, drinks one beer, sleeps, rinse repeat ad infinitum. So Price arrests Johnny for something bullshit instead (Ghost only has one friend and no family), and Ghost has to go down to the precinct to bail him out. Price starts leaving Gaz in the vehicle to stop Ghost from towing him, but he tows it with Gaz inside as retaliation for the Johnny arrest.
Culminating in them having an altercation when Price finally catches Ghost hooking up his car, and after a few punches are thrown they probably end up on the ground making out sloppy style.
Is this anything? I feel like this is something.
#A bit of a crack fic maybe but tbh I feel like this would be a lot of fun to write so I'm gonna#PricexGhost#I'm in a silly goofy mood today so don't mind me#PricexGhost is a great ship when they've got the whole fight dog/Handler thing going on but I think it has a lot of potential as like#Wile E Coyote vs Roadrunner lmao#Ghost beeping his horn and giving Price a lil wave as he drives off with Price's car
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A little snippet of a juvenile delinquent Jake au fic I’m working on
“Which one of you kids have a cyclone and red heart emoji for a contact name for someone on your phone” Ice asked, mentally shrugging as he placed his phone atop the ringing one.
The daggers looked around at each other before spotting Jake and Javy having a stare off.
“Coyote and Hangman, which one of you is it?” Mav implored, looking heavenwards as he spoke. “You two use the most emojis I’ve ever seen someone use while texting.”
Javy shot a look at the blonde who once again partially raised his hand sheepishly.
#once again I’m adding in my one of my favorite ships#Jake would be a emoji user over my cold dead hands#that and he wouldn’t use people’s names as their contacts in his phone#it’s leftover paranoia from living on the streets#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#jake hangman seresin#icemav#javy coyote machado#juvenile delinquent Jake au
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Shunsui: Are you still gay?
Starrk: Yeah, my contract actually just got extended...
#He would say that with a huge amount of sarcasm XD#bleach#bleach incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#coyote starrk#shunsui kyoraku#kyostarrk#shunstarrk
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appreciation post for Lise Mayer!! she co-wrote The Young Ones (and The Bachelor Boys book, additional material like when they did Comic Relief, etc), which is well known. but she also wrote for other things in the alternative comedy scene like Rik Mayall and Ben Elton's comedy tour (source: BBC Breakfast Time interview)! and, something I didn't know until recently: she co-wrote/wrote for Kevin Turvey! she's not credited in his television appearances, but see below for sources.
i really loved the podcast episode she did with Alexei Sayle about TYO, you gain a lot of insight into her perspective! she also mentions misogynistic treatment like being asked to go make tea when they were doing script readings, not getting invited to a big BBC party because it was presumed she'd be Rik's plus-one, and getting groped at the BBC bar. it pissed me off on her behalf and partly prompted this post.



some specific accolades/accreditation/fun facts:
Rik crediting her with writing/conceiving the Kevin Turvey non-joke "All right, biting political satire: What do Lech Walesea and Menachem Begin have in common? They’ve both got foreign names! What do you mean it’s not funny?" (x)
Alexei Sayle in Thatcher Stole My Trousers crediting Lise with co-writing Turvey: "Lise was, like Linda for mine, a vital part of Rik’s career, co-writing both The Young Ones and Rik’s character Kevin Turvey..."
a 1987 source for Lise co-writing Turvey: "The assumption that women do not write comedy scripts was one with which Lise Mayer, co-writer of The Young Ones television series, has also had to contend. She started writing for Rik Mayall’s Kevin Turvey in the television series A Kick Up the Eighties..." (x)
Rowland Rivron (comedian who toured with The Comic Strip gang and lived with Rik and Lise) in What the f*** did I do last night?: "[Lise] also had the unenviable job of standing at the side of the stage when Rik was performing, and jotting down anything he said that was unscripted. If it got a laugh, it would be woven into the next night’s routine."
the only time i've ever seen a Rik Mayall/Ade Edmondson/Lise Mayer writing credit: for a poem called Distance which was collected in this anthology! Rik and Ade seem to have acted it out (or at least a version of it) in this 20th Century Coyote performance
Rik on Lise writing TYO: "‘She discovers different things: the comedy of embarrassment and awkwardness – she draws out the cheating and stealing that goes on in the house.’" (x) (Lise also says her "favorite comedy was always the comedy of embarrassment" in the Alexei Sayle podcast)
Rik: "... Lise Mayer wrote this great scene where I find a tampon in a handbag and it's my birthday party and I think it's a present because my character is Rick, who is such a git, he didn't know." (x)
Helen Lederer in Not That I'm Bitter, writing about being on The Young Ones: "[Lise] was known to be the brains behind it all, particularly the more surreal elements…"
she and Rik chose the bands (x)
Lise: “We’d have a table read at which point we’d discover that the script ran over an hour long, and then I’d have a sleepless night editing it.” Alexei: “You did that?” Lise: “Usually me, yeah…” (she later explains they'd present the script Monday and rehearsals were Tuesday, Wednesday-so she literally had one night to edit!) (x)
facts from the blu-ray commentary tracks:
Rick's yellow dungarees in Interesting were based off a picture of Lise in a similar pair
Lise wrote an essay about the tampon joke in Interesting so that the BBC didn't cut the scene (though they still edited it)
Paul Jackson (producer) credits Lise with arguing "you are seriously telling me that we cannot refer on television to something that happens to 50% of the population for about 30 years of their life? and we're not allowed to even refer to it" to make an executive back off about the tampon joke in a meeting
Lise came up with Neil's flowerpot covering in Nasty
Vyvyan/Vivian's name comes from Lise having lived in Vyvyan Terrace, Bristol
Lise thought of the cast switching costumes in Bambi (one of my favorite moments!!) (/end of commentary track facts)
this is guesswork, but i've seen Ben Elton and Rik Mayall's handwriting and i'm pretty sure the editing/handwriting on the bottom left on this script must be Lise's, which gives insight into what/how she wrote: (x)

i feel like it's easy for people to overlook or minimize Lise's impact, something that happens to female creators far too often. i hate when women's identities are framed around their association to a man-girlfriend to Rik in this case-which was the norm whenever i saw Lise discussed in articles/books/online discussions about TYO. it's important to know she was a writer and co-creator with her own identity and (underappreciated) contributions. The Young Ones (and Kevin Turvey, and things we don't even know she goes uncredited for) would not have been the same—or wouldn't have even existed—without her!
#women in comedy are everything to me. lise was the one who did the typing to amalgamate the TYO scripts AND edited them down in 1 night...#women have to work so hard to prove their place in male dominated fields. she deserves her flowers!!#lise mayer#rik mayall#the young ones#kevin turvey#ben elton#britcom#in berserker! ade says vyvyan is named that because he and rik loved Vivian Stanshall#so i imagine lise gave the spelling? which is quite important i would say! just interesting to know the Full picture#also i reallyyy wanna know when Distance was actually written. it was collected in an anthology pubished in '84#but it very well couldve been written before (as other works in that book were written before 1984 as well)#basically im wondering if Lise contributed to 20th century coyote sketches?? i wouldnt be surprised bc she wrote a lot for rik
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