#he's just a nuisance

[dredgesnails]

mumbo is SO MEAN when he's taking over other peoples' bodies, it's like the second he's inhabiting another skin he knows every consequence will land on the body he's snatched so he just goes pedal to the metal spiteful and vindictive. i hope he does it even more often. i hope he subs in for yet another lifer in two episodes' time and does his very best to be mean and rude and then dies at the end for good measure

[koipepper]

Gave up on trying to be original in the sketchbook; just need to be comfortable drawing again. So of course it's nothing but OCs....

[bulkhummus]

​triangles are not immune to gender dysphoria

[black-and-yellow]

You're Going Into Orbit

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Sokka, trying to be more friendly to Zuko after becoming Aang’s firebending teacher: relax, guy, I like gay men

Zuko, sweating profusely: that’s nice but…I’m not gay

Sokka, who has been daydreaming about kissing him, KNOWING his fantasies were based off of some fact: [squinting] I don’t believe that

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.

[the-maw-consumes]

waiting.

[itsandyhere]

the kings of arguments

[levemetal]

@sillyxaly suggested Jw adopting SJ and it was too fun to brainrot about with @ace-shenanigans too.

Rest assured, no matter the au variation, as long as SJ is adopted by a tgcf character, he shall be the bane of Jw's existence and make him consider early retirement.

[plasticbabyart]

Bringing this back- DREAMWEAVER SPYRO!!

I like it so much I'm expanding the au/story.

Stealth Elf is an adventurer searching for a hero to fill the missing spot on her Academy, the missing piece to help set the balance of light and dark in the Skylands right once again!

...and so she finds Spyro! A stubborn, sleepy Dreamweaver napping amongst his Flock of Sleepy Dream Sheep after a long night of collecting Dreams and Nightmares.

Deep down something tells her HE is the missing piece, but having never defeated Gnasty, Ripto or the Sorceress, Spyro never went to the Academy, thus turning down her pleading. However he does point her to a curious portal to a place named 'Avalar', perhaps she might find someone there.

[mrsoharaa]

"Well well, won't you look at that - seems like we're all snowed in together, isn't this funnnn?" Satoru chides playfully, snickering under his giddish tone as he twirls his binded sight from violent the frozen snowstorm straining down from the foggy skies, to you and Suguru's direction. Littering every inch of the city's landscape, cars and buildings.

You groan in annoyance, rolling your eyes as you kick yourself off from your cozy couch to the spare window next to the one Satoru was gazing out from. Holding your freshly brewed hot chocolate in hand.

"I wonder if I chucked myself out there from this window fast enough would I immediately die from hypothermia or the fall"

"...Ok, so wait a minute angel, what we're not going to do is that" Suguru smiles worriedly at you.

[thangyus]

i have a thangyu coffee shop au fic idea where thanos is a regular at this specific coffee shop for the sole reason that gyeong-su works there and the first time thanos went in, gyeong-su recognized him and fanboyed so hard and gave thanos his drink for free so thanos was like oh hell yeah and continued going there bc every time he does gyeong-su gives him a free drink. thanos also sometimes sits in the coffee shop to work on his music, except because he's terrible and a menace to society he doesn't wear headphones and just plays music from his laptop speakers for everyone to hear which really annoys everyone else in the cafe but gyeong-su doesn't say anything because he just loves thanos so much and would literally do anything for him

thanos keeps this up until one day when he walks into the coffee shop and there's a different guy behind the counter. a different guy who doesn't recognize thanos, who doesn't know thanos' regular order, and worst of all, who charges thanos for his drink. thanos is frankly offended that he has to pay, but he tries to brush it off, sure that the barista (thanos reads his nametag and sees that it says 'nam-gyu') just doesn't believe that it's really thanos, and thanos can't really blame him for that- after all, who would expect such a legendary rapper like himself to be a customer at this tiny coffee shop?

he has an idea- thanos goes over to his usual table, pulls out his laptop, and begins working as usual. once this new guy, nam-gyu, hears the music and realizes that he really is THE thanos, he'll definitely come over and be just like gyeong-su, maybe he'll even offer thanos a free refill of his drink, or one of those pastries in the display case like gyeong-su does sometimes. and sure enough, it isn't long before nam-gyu is walking over to thanos' table. he pretends not to notice, tries to hide a smug grin as nam-gyu gets closer, and prepares to act surprised when nam-gyu will start fawning over him-

"dude, you can't play music out loud like that. turn it off or put in headphones, or i'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

thanos is so surprised by the words that he can't even think of anything to say before nam-gyu turns and heads back to the counter, seemingly completely unphased by the fact that he just spoke to THE thanos... and thanos can't believe that he just threatened to kick him out. he grumpily turns back to his laptop, lowering the volume of the music but not muting it completely. gyeong-su wouldn't treat me like that, he thinks, feeling annoyed by whoever this guy thought he was... but also not being able to help glancing over at nam-gyu from time to time, his eyes seemingly drawn to the cute barista by a force he couldn't explain.

[zivazivc]

my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters

[sillygoofyqueer]

OKAY OKAY, SO SO SO. A HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @lyngracetalksnwritesnstuff, WHO IS SUCH A SWEETIE AND MUST BE GIVEN MANY CLAPS ON THIS HAPPY DAY. As like a 'birthday present' type thing, I asked them for an AU prompt, and they gave ME a "time travel AU". So, me being me, I thought about this a lot last night, and you know, I've got a concept idea, because I always do.

So, I've got two basic ideas. Going into the PAST, and going into the FUTURE. I'm going to elaborate on the latter here, because that was most interesting to me, but if Lyn wants me to yap about the former as well, it's their birthday present! They can do what they want, I am merely a humble human who bends to their whims upon this gracious day (and probably tomorrow as well so I can actually write about the former idea if they wish it). To clarify, Lan Huan had never expected to stumble across a body lying face down in the dirt. He can quite honestly state that he would never want to come across such a thing in his daily runs. However, coming to a slow halt beside what appeared to be a cosplayer of sorts, he has the sinking feeling that this may be like all of the horror stories he has heard about of innocent joggers and dog-walkers finding corpses upon their travels. Before he jumps to a conclusion so drastic, however, he reminds himself that he is in fact a doctor, one that has dealt with patients of various states (including dead) before, so he steels himself and walks over to where this white robed individual seems to be splayed out on the floor just a few feet away from the main walking path of the forest. Why would a cosplayer come this far out? Must be rather dedicated to getting the best shot if they're alone.

He first kneels down to check the pulse of his impromptu patient, breathing out a sigh of utter relief to find that this individual is not dead. At least, not yet. (That was a less relieving thought). He then sets about turning the person over onto their back, scanning to make sure there are no injuries that demand immediate attention - the good thing about the (impossibly clean) white fabric is that if there were any blood, then it would be noticeable almost right away. Now that he is certain that the patient is not dead or otherwise grievously injured, he considers how to wake the individual up, noting that there is something covered in a white cloth nearby that likely belongs to this person. There is a pouch of sorts hanging from their belt as well as an empty sheath, but all of that is thrown out of his mind when he gets a look at the stranger's face.

Lan Huan is aware that many Lans are said to have many similar features, which is why it's startling to see this random person sporting many of the same features he himself has, as well as the white forehead ribbon exclusive to the Lan. Clouds and all. He pauses, trying to rationalise this in his head - the Lan have a rich history, he's certain that there are many fictional characters based on their family, so it could just be that this individual has familiar features and decided to cosplay one of these characters! This makes sense to him, so he reaches out to gently shake the shoulder with a gentle "excuse me?" The words are barely out of his mouth before this stranger's eyes shoot open and he only just avoids getting headbutted by the person (presumably a man, and a young one at that) as he sits upright. He appears to be confused if the furrow in his brows marring his otherwise stoic expression is anything to go by, and he turns to him with a rather scrutinising gaze.

When the man doesn't say anything, he takes initiative to start the conversation with a "my name is Lan Huan. Are you alright? Do you remember how you got here?" The stranger only seems to be more confused, the furrow in his brow deepening as he looks around once more before turning back to him. The stranger opens his mouth to speak, and Lan Huan is ashamed to admit that he has no clue what he's saying. He seems to be talking some variant of Chinese, but not one that he himself has heard before, which means that this has just become a lot more of a challenge for him. He frowns, finding the same expression mirrored (to a lesser extent) on the other individual's face, and then pulls out his phone (missing the confusion and then shock flitting through the person's eyes) and goes to his map app.

He holds his phone out to the stranger, gesturing for him to point out where he was from. It's rather complicated, with him pointing to himself and then to Gusu, which is where they are, and then pointing to the stranger and gesturing to the screen. The stranger looks between him and the phone as though he has grown at least two more heads, before reaching into the pouch hanging at his side and pulling out a folded piece of paper, which he opens up to reveal a map! Although this map seems distinctly...different to what he is used to seeing when looking at a map of China, and leaning in reveals that everything on the map is written in a variant of Chinese that he has only ever seen on the original Lan precepts displayed in the Cloud Recesses - the university funded by the Lan. Either this individual is incredibly committed to his cosplay or there is something far stranger going on.

He hands Lan Huan the map, instead focusing on unwrapping the clothed object nearby to reveal a guqin and checking it over before wrapping it back up and then just casually hoisting it up onto his back?? Lan Huan isn't even looking at the map anymore, just watching while he reaches down and notices his sheath is empty - panic flits through his eyes for less than a second, hand reaching out into the direction of the forest. This is all very confusing until a sword comes flying out of the forest into the stranger's awaiting hand. Like. What. What the fuck? He's feeling rather shellshocked, and likely looks it when the man turns to look back at him expectantly, but this man is still his patient and the Lan are very known for being calm in the wildest situation. He is a doctor, damn it! Think about this logically!! Even if there is no logic to this situation, he has to help.

He shoves aside all of his confusion, grabbing a stick and using his foot to clear a space on the forest floor before kneeling down and utilising the stick to carefully draw out the few characters his shufu had drilled into his head when trying to get him to remember at least a little of the language used to write the original precepts. "Gusu Lan". The stranger, who has been watching him work with cautious curiosity, suddenly lights up (the furrow in his brow smooths out) and nods his head once as he looks back at Lan Huan. So. This man understands the language that has not been used in centuries. That's...confusing. But, this man is evidently a member of the Lan clan based on looks and context clues (the time era he's from is...less obvious), and Lan Huan has always been taught to help out family. He squares his shoulders and looks back at the man watching him with a raised brow. Didn't Shufu say something about one of his students had taken up the strange hobby of trying to learn the old language used to write the precepts?

[3-aem]

i choose to believe he is sooo comfy from the scritches and not just doing whatever gets him treats

[cinnamon-girl-writes]

samfro modern au where they're roomates and gollum is their cat that vomits on the counter every night at 2 am