#hehehehehehehe :3

[cadaverousdecay]

yr such a cutie i need to keep you as a pet!!!!! ill take good care of you and keep you well fed and comfortable and you wont need to worry about anythinggg everr ehehe - 🫧

yesssss please take care of meeeee i need to be your pet pleaseeeeee <333333333

[spygal1]

@the-bell-lord

you can read it out loud to me :wetdogger:

pissing hard or hardly pissing am i right ladies! *puts my phone down* *gets up* *walks to the kitchen* *takes out a loaf of bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the counter* *opens my fridge* *takes out my ham* *outs it on the counter* *takes out my cheese* *puts it on the counter* *closes the fridge* *opens the container of ham* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it in the bread* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* hmm... i dont need that much *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *takes a slice off the bread* *puts it in the container* *opens the cheese bag* *takes a slice out* *puts it on the bread* *puts the other bread on it* *picks up the sandwich* *carries it to my chair* *sits in my chair* *open my laptop* *put my laptop on my lap* *open up firefox* *open up youtube* *search for "legend of zelda phantom hourglass lets play"* *hit search* *click on first playlist* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *bites sandwich* *chew* *chew* *chew* *swallow* *finishes sandwich* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video* *watches video*

[amethyst-halo]

funfair viva's design is soooooo cute i looove her hair

[obsesssedblerd]

so like, i'm very tipsy right now, and all i can think about is having a few drinks with nanami during a date, and then it gets hot and heavy in the backseat of the car on the way home.

[mix0tea]

a couple of arts for today

in Russian and English:3

Yappi:)

[peacockrulz]

its my birthday i get to decide what ship i post (spoiler alert its VHAD)

(bonus under cut)

its 4am so heres them eeping :3

[zehl0w]

They say whatever you do on New Year's Day is what you'll be doing all year and by god I'm drawing genzen

[waste-land-babey]

EEEEK guys look who's here!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cherub014]

forgot to post these!! but attempt 2 at drawing @jesterday00 's oc simon bc i wasnt too happy with my first attempt!! also found my gelly roll pens this time ^^

[analoghorrorisyummy]

”go my clone, commit a crime.”

I say as I play forsaken with my bf.

Anyways, got this idea because of what he said.

007n7… the silly…. Actually haven’t drawn him like this in a MOMENT! Was fun though, love drawing him like that :p

og image:

[zfedraws]

🫣

[oglagold]

I LOVE WRITING FANFICTIONS THAT I WILL NEVER POST MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[justanintrovertedweirdo]

Finished watching tawog. Guess who my favorite character is! :D

Also, the music in the background is making day by atsuover. Please check her out! She makes some really cool stuff!

[zylphiacrowley]

>chuu<~♥

[yaksinhats]

Astarion lifted his face and found himself making eye contact with Arthur, their faces inches apart. He’d almost forgotten what had started this whole thing, but now he was close enough to smell the hot blood coursing through Arthur’s veins and gods, he still wanted it. Arthur’s neck was right there – just a few inches of air and then a thin layer of skin, and then it could be pumping into Astarion’s mouth –  “I’m going to need to push it back into place. Do you want something to bite down on?” Oh, didn’t he ever. “No, just do it.”

Chapter 8 of teeth in your heart is up here ^.^

[klanced]

keith, opening his chemistry textbook: i should call him.

pidge: what?

keith: