#hell of a thing to do to Tim Drake

[spectral-phases]

So, I know it's not a reliable source, but the Death Certificate for Jason Todd in the encyclopedia says he died at 15, and he does have a comic saying he can't wait to turn 16 so maybe that's accurate. But...

Anyone ever think about the juxtaposition of Jason dying four months before his 16th birthday and Bruce...doing what he did on Tim’s 16th?

Like. It's completely out of pocket. He jumped the damn shark. It's insane and abusive. Unacceptable, inexcusable, and damn near unforgivable (and could only be forgiven if Bruce would own up to how wrong it was and apologizing, but DC will never let that happen, so...unforgivable it is).

But he said his goal was to make Tim a better Robin. Turn his training up to the next level. And Jason is always regarded as the failed Robin, the one who was too reckless and that's what Bruce was ostensibly trying to train out of Tim. Wanting him to prove he could think before leaping.

(New Teen Titans 1980)

(Robin 1993 116) (They're examining the box with the message that was delivered for his birthday party earlier in the day...so...they both know what today is and what Bruce is helping Tim examine in the machine...and boy...that adds some layers to Alfred's reaction here)

(Robin 1993 120)

Anyway. I'm casting "go to fucking therapy and stop taking your trauma out on the kids around you" on Bruce. It's not very effective.

(Teen Titans 2003 29)

(Recolor of the Titans Tower Fight between Jason and Tim here, in my heart it is the way things ought to have been. Just as in my Jersey heart, I know Tim called Bruce a Motherfucker in Robin 120).

[science-lings]

regardless of the answer, every single one of them get a moment where they realize that 'oh shit, I sound like my dad'

[shittalkerxox]

"Tim and Cass Twin AU!"

"Jason and Cass Twin AU!"

Ah, but I raise you this... Tim, Cass, and Jason Triplet AU

(Follow-up post for this AU)

[lextheartguy]

Since so many delulu batman fans vote for him in every single one of those batman vs everyone polls (including vs literal gods) I have elected to vote against him in every single one of those polls (including vs a coughing baby if I must)

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Y'all heard that song "one of your girls" by Troye Sivan its Pining TimKon coded. Cuz like:

"Give me a call if you ever get lonely I'll be like one of your girls or your homies Say what you want, and I'll keep it a secret You got the key to my heart, and I need it Give me a call if you ever get desperate I'll be like one of your girls"

[prlssprfctn]

I need more of Jason's and Lois's duo, so here is my humble little scenario — Jason accidentally starts writing articles under her wing after being back from dead.

It starts like this: Bruce kinda announces the rest of the League that the Second Robin is alive, and in fact, Red Hood is him. It is confusing as fuck, but honestly, at this point, everyone is used to Batman's antics, so they just nod along. Clark decides to casually drop the news to Lois, too.

Clark: Do you remember the Second Robin?

Lois, without getting distracted from her work: Oh, of course. Batman asked my autograph for him once. And he mailed me a few of his writing stories once. He was such a talented kid.

Clark: He is alive again!

Lois: Oh.

Lois, pausing and glaring thoughtfully at her computer: ...Do you think he is still into writing?

So, Lois reaches out to Jason, suggesting to try writing again because the Daily Planet needs more talented people, and she can't find anyone normal for months now. And Jason accepts. They end up choosing him a pen name, and it goes just... perfectly. Lois is glad that someone matches her enthusiasm and does the job perfectly, Jason is in awe about working with his second favourite woman alive (after Wonderwoman, of course) and doing the thing he likes.

Jason, irritated as fuck, calling Lois: Hey. I don't know if you have seen the latest president's meeting, but, please, tell me that I can—

Lois: Yeah, son. Drag his ASS. I will deal with the rest.

Jason: Don't tell anyone, but you are my favourite Super.

Lois: Don't tell anyone either, but you are my favourite Bat.

Lois: Now, on a completely unrelated note, do you think Red Hood can assassinate the president—

Naturally, Jason doesn't intend to tell anyone about his new job. No one suspects a thing anyway, and he is working from home, expect for times, when he visits Lois to hang out. Everything is fine.

Until Tim.

Tim, coming for dinner at Kents, by Kon's invitation: Hey, everyone— Jason?

Jason, who is giggling with Lois about their the most hated coworker: Uh. No?

Tim: JASON!

So, Tim knows now. He agrees not to tell anyone, but it doesn't mean that he is not going to tease Jason subtly around others. As usual.

Tim, casually, during the family breakfast: By the way, had you guys read articles in Daily Planet recently? Their new writer is fire.

Jason, tensing up: ...

Bruce: Really? Which one?

Tim, smiling politely: Oh, his name is Peter Austen. His writing style is SO good, and he is always SO on point, I ADORE him.

Jason, half-flustered, half-irritated: (gesturing Tim to shut up)

Bruce: I'll check his articles later today, then. Jaylad, had you read any of it?

Jason, grumpy as hell: You know me. I only read that crap for Lois.

Tim: That's a shame. Because I love this man SO MUCH.

(On the other side of table)

Dick, whistling: Damn, I think Lil Wing is jealous.

Damian, nodding: Todd definitely wishes he could be Drake's favourite writer.

[peachessprincess]

BATBOYS WITH A PARTNER WHO IS OBSESSED WITH LOOKING GOOD

contains: one butt grab on jason's part, imagine reader as a style icon, and just fluff

incl: b.wayne ▪ d.grayson ▪ j.todd ▪ t.drake | headcannons

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BRUCE WAYNE ✗

his first thoughts immediately, you'll always look the best. your sense of style? impeccable! oh you want that new chanel purse? he's got it for you in all 5 colors. bruce loves the way you express yourself though your sense of style. butttt— he may have a teensy tinyyyy problem of how long it takes for you to get ready when you're supposed to go out. listen, he knows you want to look good, he loves when you get all dolled up for him. but it will BREAK HIM by how long you spend picking a singular outfit, doing your hair and then applying makeup. you'll walk in and out of the closet more that 20 times trying to settle on the perfect dress, or which coat pairs well with your heels. you'll correct your eyeliner atleast seven times to get the perfect wing. but to him it's worth it to see you feel perfect and pretty. he likes knowing his girl always looks amazing whenever the press gets a photo of you both.

"is my waist snatched in this dress? do you think the press will think my outfit is tea or not?"

"you always look perfect either way,hun. but please hurry.... it's been nearly two hours."

DICK GRAYSON ✗

THIS MAN EATS UP EVERY LOOK YOU COME OUT OF THAT ROOM IN. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. avid supporter of you wanting to look good. need new shoes? dw, he's got you! need more clothes? only the best brands for his girl in this house! i definitely feel like he doesn't really mind you taking that long getting ready. dick just wants to see the end product, it's worth the wait in his opinion. he worships the ground you walk on when he sees you freshly done hair and makeup. it makes him want to give you anything you could ask for you. you're truly the most beautiful girl he's laid his eyes on. he loves taking you shopping. definitely enjoys helping you pick out something new, because you would never be caught dead wearing the same outfit more than once. and he's your photographer. atp– he's encouraging your behavior to take hours to get ready.

"how does this one look, dick? yay or nay– BE HONEST."

"TENS ACROSS THE BOARD!!"

JASON TODD ✗

a single tear rolls down his cheek everytime he has to sit on that couch for more than an hour. he yells for you to hurry to hell up to which you just scream for him to have some patience. 100% worth the wait when he sees your ass in a skirt you decide to wear. maybe he takes a little grab and forgets about ever wait. extra credit points, if you wear red and you both match, he definitely loves that. definitely has a thing for seeing you in boots, he'll even help you pick out a pair for an outfit to wear for a day out. he likes peeping in on you when you're doing your makeup. when he sees you prepping your skin and putting all sorts of products on he can't help but think no wonder you take so long. you have this cherry lip gloss that you own that he likes, it was because he kissed you and it tasted good. he doesn't mind taking you shopping, but i can see him 100% dreading carrying all the new bags of clothes that you got.

"(y/n)– HOW MUCH LONGER, WE HAD TO BE THERE AN HOUR AGO–"

"I'M ALMOST DONE– THIS TAKES TIME OKAY!!"

TIM DRAKE ✗

oh bless his heart– he passes out having to wait for you. you've taken him shopping before, it definitely was NOT his thing. but he did it, for you! i can see him really like the perfumes you have, he likes when your scent lingers on him. the subtle essences of orange and cinnamon reminds him of you. i can see him doing the math for the costs of your purchases after shopping over the month and then staring at you like you just told him you're working for bane. it just makes him sigh sometimes. he smiles everytime you're finally finished getting ready and just enjoys whenever you ask him if you look good or not. he's always honest because you're the prettiest thing in his eyes and he loves you so much.

"h–...how and why do you spend this much?"

"the look is NEVER easy to achieve tim, you'll understand me eventually."

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[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: WHERE AM I!?

Tim: My room.

Danny: HOW DID I GET HERE!?

Tim: I will admit that I may have kidnapped you, but it was for a really good reason

Danny: YOU WHAT?! YOU'RE LIKE SEVEN!

Tim: I'm actually nine, but I am small for my age, so I'll let that slide. I took you because I want to make a deal. You need a place to hide until you're eighteen, and I need someone who can protect Robin until he's eighteen. We can help each other out. I provide lodging, meals, and education should you like it, by day and you become my hero's bodyguard by night

Danny: WHAT?!

Tim: Do you always yell when talking or that your normal voice?

Danny: I...look kid I just need time to process. I mean the last thing I remember I was eating a free burrito that somone....handed to me....*gasp* You tampered my free food!?

Tim: Yes. It was quite easy, actually. I normally wouldn't have done it, but I need someone to protect Robin. Last night, he got hurt in the field, and Batman yelled at him. I'm worried they'll break apart soon if it happens again. I will not survive the Dynamic Duo falling out.

Danny: I wont survive being thier protector either! Do you know what will happen to me once word gets around that Danny Fenton resurfaced to fight crime?

Tim: I suspect the parents you're running from will find you but not to fear. You'll be in disguise by night and by day. I can make you my Dad's illegitimate son with fake papertrail. Daniel Drake will have no connection to Danny Fenton or Poltergeist, the friendly ghost protector.

Danny: Oh, and your folks will be okay with that, I'm so sure. Every couple wants to find out the husband has an illegitimate son.

Tim: Yes, they are totally fine with it! I asked for permission from them last night. Mom is excited to dramatically welcome you into the house after she publicly confronts Dad about it. He wants to say he had you with a maid who he proposed to only to find out she had been stealing from the company and used him for his body and money. He said he always wanted to have a romantic scandal.

Danny: ......

Danny: You're an odd family

Tim: Thank you! So will you do it?

Danny: What the hell, why not. I'm tired of the streets anyway. People handed out drugged burritos there. It ain't safe.

Tim: *Squeal* Thank you, big brother! You're the bestest brother in the whole world.

Danny: Don't do that. It's creepy.

[imtired-likerllytired]

Sometimes I feel like us as the bat family fandom forget how starry eyed people get about Nightwing canonically.

Because with the exception of early era Tim most of the Batkids are like. lol that’s my loser older brother or some variation of yeah…he’s some guy I guess? He helps me with homework?

And Nightwing is the canonically a center of multiversal light.

When Heroes meet Nightwing they do the vigorous handshake and the “it’s an honor to meet you sir, I have heard so much about you oh my god”

There are so many character where they are literally shown giggling and kicking their feet whenever Nightwing talks to them.

Even the people who don’t have the celebrity level worship of him respect the hell out of him and call him as soon as they need help.

From raven to Starfire to Superman to Superboy to all or the flashes there is so much respect and awe given to this one dude.

And it is deserved

But imagine you are Damian Wayne and you’ve been working with what 90% of the people you’ve met (all bats) have been calling an embarrassment to your father’s legacy.

Your mother hates him and your Grandfather doesn’t feel that strongly about him.

The red hood calls him an embarrassment and a coward and he couldn’t even keep Red Robin from running away.

Your father tells him that he never should have been Batman

And you’ve worked with him and you know what you think everyone is full of shit about him and you and him the new Batman and Robin are the best no matter what anyone says.

And fuck it the fact he keeps going in a suit that everyone tells him he’s not good enough for is scratching something in your brain that you’re refusing to acknowledge because why would you feel that way? You are the circus freak have nothing in common (shut up)

And then you meet the justice league and all the extended teams.

And people are falling over themselves to listen to a word out of your brothers, your Batman’s mouth. They wait for a nod or headshake and dictate decades worth of planning on it.

Both Drake and Todd’s hero teams ask him for advice with or without their designated bats presence.

The man of steel asks for child rearing advice and wonder woman cracks a joke about a spar

Newer heroes whisper about him in the halls

He’s literally your favorite hero’s favorite hero

And it’s breaking Damian’s Brain

Because well… he kinda gets slapped around in Gotham. He’s the butt of half the jokes the other Batkids make and Dick just smiles and takes it.

The rogues have a bounty on nightwings ass and he gets leered at by goons, rogues, civilians and anti-hero’s alike and he doesn’t say anything.

He lets oracle crack jokes about a pretty face and having to do everything herself

Let’s Jason run the alley despite the fact that apparently he knows how to take it back

Apparently he’s had 12 people tailing Drake since Paris and despite being the man Ra’s Al Ghul calls detective has yet to notice. (Because you can’t tell me Dick was just magically at the right place to catch Tim falling to his death on coincidence)

And necessary to peace talks because he’s the best they have at deescalation

Like imagine you are a child who was raised to believe power is this obvious, all consuming thing. That the ones who control the board are visibly larger than life figures who fought their way to the top and cling to power by even the thinnest hangnail if they had to.

People who ignore simpler morals or an overall greater goal or good

And then you’re taken in by the man who whispers the correct answers into the larger than life figures ear.

Like I feel like that would have such an impact because Dick didn’t take power from anyone to reach his goals, it’s why his siblings don’t really defer to him unless in crisis.

Dick didn’t take power, no people just looked at him and decided he was the best option to give it to.

Everyone basically looked at this kid and went, yeah you’re the future of all heroism.

And if that dude can’t even get Bruce Wayne’s respect what chance does Damian Wayne have

[viktateapot]

Ok so imagine this. You're having sexy time with one of the bat-boys when their supposed to be on patrol but they don't realize their com is on👀 perhaps a headcanon with all 4 boys (including bruce)

AWKWARD PATROLLING (Batboys)

Dick Grayson:

Tonight was his turn to patrol Blüdhaven. But as luck would have it, you were sick, and all he wanted to do was stay with you and take care of you. He eventually worked out a deal with Barbara to monitor the city from afar while he stayed home with you.

You were dozing off when you heard him come in. Dick quietly approached the bed, his face full of concern. He touched your forehead, checking your temperature.

You opened your eyes to meet his warm smile. "How are you feeling?" he asked. "A little better," you croaked, "But still weak."

He kissed your forehead. "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." You smiled. You knew he would always be there when you were under the weather.

He brought you some water, medicine, and a few comics, knowing it would lift your spirits. "Well, I'm going to head back out in the city if you need anything, you know where I am," he said.

You nodded, and he kissed you. The kiss lasted longer than it should. "Use that to get better" he said, eyeing you lustfully.

You looked at him, reached up, and kissed him again. His fingers ran over your hips as if they were trying to find something he couldn't. It wasn't long before things escalated into a steamy session.

Meanwhile, back in the Batcave, Barbara was at the control panel, monitoring Blüdhaven and Gotham. Normally Dick always reported when he was done with an area so Barbara could focus on another, but it was unusually quiet tonight.

"Nightwing, report?" she said into the comm, but no one answered. She repeated herself. This time, sound emerged on the other end. The sounds of moaning.

"What the hell?" she muttered to herself. Dick would never skip patrol. Then it dawned on her that Dick was with you tonight, and her eyes widened. "No way..."

"Nightwing, what's going on? We need a report." Batman said from his comm.

"I think Dick has a little... distraction, sir." Barbara replied, feeling her cheeks flush.

"Distraction? What kind of?" Batman replied

Barbara panicked. "Let's just say he needs to change the frequency."

Meanwhile, you and Dick were completely engrossed in each other. "Oh, Dick," you said.

"Report what is happening", growled Batman

"Batman, maybe I should go talk to them in person" Red Hood butted in while smirking.

There was silence

"Cut off communication". ordered Batman

Jason Todd:

Jason was the one patrolling Gotham tonight. You were working in your workshop, engrossed in a creative project when you heard someone tapping on the window. You frowned, wondering who it could be.

Opening the window, you saw Jason, clad in his Red Hood gear. "Jason! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be on patrol." you asked.

"Needed to check on something," he growled in response, climbing over the sill into your workshop. "Haven't seen you all day."

You smirked. "I knew you missed me," you teased. Jason rolled his eyes. "I just wanted to make sure you weren't getting into any trouble."

"Well, thanks for caring, Dad," you joked. Jason twitched.

He ran his hands through his hair, and then headed straight for you.

Minutes later, you were both engaged.

"Oh geez, are you serious?" - Tim's voice was heard from the speakers in the Batcave. - "I thought you were serious about patrolling."

"Tim, shut up," Jason snapped.

"It is not very professional, Red Hood," said Dick, giggling.

"Aren't you supposed to look after Blüdhaven?" replied Jason

"Finished. So, yes, I am watching" - replied Dick.

"You both need to shut up," Batman grumbled. "I am turning off the line."

Tim Drake:

Tim was supposed to be patrolling downtown Gotham, and you knew it was unnerving him that he couldn't go with you to the science symposium you were attending. You assured him you would be safe, but he didn't seem to listen.

You were presenting your paper in front of some of the brightest minds in the field, you should have been focused on your work, but you couldn't help but worry about your boyfriend. Tim tends to overwork himself, and you knew he wouldn't sleep until he was sure you were safe.

The presentation went well, and you were getting ready to go home when suddenly Robin appeared.

"Tim, what are you doing here?" you asked, surprised.

"I decided it would be quicker if I got you out of here than I looked for you on cameras," he replied, crossing his arms. "There are many different types looking at you here."

"I don't think it is a big deal," you chuckled.

"Even now you can't help but be distracted," he murmured, before grabbing your hand and pulling you into the nearest dark alley.

"Tim, what are you doing? The visitors might notice us." - you whispered.

"I don't care about the visitors. I want to kiss you right now." - he replied, before bringing his lips to yours.

In the bat-cave

"It's official, they are not doing much work today." - commented Red Hood.

"And that says the guy who barely managed to work today." replied Nightwing.

"Children, stop." said Batman. "Was Tim tracking something on the radar before you two started whispering?"

Silence

"Ummmm.... it seems that it was a false alarm" - replied Damian. "But I would be happy to hear you be embarrassed", he added

"Damian!" - shouted Tim from the speaker.

"I'm shutting down." - said Batman.

Damian Wayne:

Damian was supposed to be on patrol with Batman that evening, which annoyed him since he wanted to see you. You lived together in Wayne Tower, and he wanted to cuddle with you for the night.

"This is ridiculous, I should be out patrolling with you, and not doing important things".

"Damian, stop whining, it's just for one night." - replied Batman.

"I only canceled our plans for one night. If I knew it was going to be this painful, I wouldn't have canceled anything. It seems like you don't even care" - said Damian

"Damian you know I don't mean that" - said Batman. "Just try to keep things going smoothly, ok?"

Closer to midnight, Damian told Batman he was going to go check on the north side of Bristol to investigate some incident, while he actually just headed back to your apartment. You were in the living room watching TV when you heard a tap at the window.

"Damian? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be with Father?"

Damian looked at you gloomily. "That man is annoying me. I'd rather be with you."

The kisses escalated into something more

"Wait, Damian... it seems like Batman is trying to contact us," you said, pulling your clothing.

"Why would he call if we are in the same area?" Damian paused, then panicked, "He's watching us... He knows!!!"

This time, you and Damian both heard a loud sigh on the communicator. "Since you're patrolling so well, I think it's fair to add another 5 hours to your shift."

Damian groaned, and you gasped, stifling a laugh.

Bruce Wayne:

Bruce rarely found time for romance, but when he did, he did it his way, and tonight he was intent on ditching the night shift to spend some time with you.

Since Batman needed a pair of eyes and ears, Alfred was helping to monitor the city, listening to everything happening on the comm channel.

Bruce finally snuck into the living room. He grabbed you and hugged you. "I couldn't wait to see you," he whispered.

You laughed and said: "I'm sure Gotham is doing great without you."

"I don't care, I'm here with you now," he replied, and at that moment everything faded away.

"Sir? What's happening with the comms," Alfred asked worriedly

There was no answer

"Sir," he repeated

The silence continued before a muffled voice reached them. Then a quiet moan

Alfred raised an eyebrow. This should not be happening on this line of communication.

"I think Batman is a little busy, Alfred" interrupted Barbara

"What the hell is going on?" Alfred asked, surprised. "I need to switch to another line."

Alfred cut the connection, but he was still curious as to what was happening. However, he knew it wasn't his place to interfere. Bruce hadn't had much time to enjoy himself lately.

Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian entered the control room to check what had happened that Alfred disconnected from the comm.

"What happened?" asked Dick.

"It seems Batman is busy," Alfred replied.

"Busy with what?" Jason asked.

Alfred rolled his eyes and began to turn them away from the monitors. "He's just busy. He needs to change the frequency. And so do you all.”

Dick frowned. “Strange…”

Jason smirked. "The old man can still light the fire."

Tim grinned. "I think we now know why he wouldn't let us date," Damian quipped.

[thebubblesareevil]

Hunted

Dc x dp prompt

Clockwork can see every potential timeline and does his best to ensure the best possible future

That future required Danyal Al Ghul to become Danny Phantom.

So after Thalia had her twins, one of them vanished without a trace, no matter how the league searched, he was nowhere to be found.

Talia made sure Damian had the best of everything, made sure he was forged into the deadliest of warriors so no one could ever take him away from her.

But she never stopped searching.

When Danny left amity to go to college, he figured his biggest concern would be avoiding the ghosts of Gotham, not being hunted every night by a crazy ninja woman.

All he wanted to do was get his engineering degree and build spaceships!

He didn’t know what this lady wanted, but he sure as hell wasn’t gonna let it stop him.

Things finally came to a head when he was avoiding the ninja and ran into some rich kid. The boy sneered at him and told him to watch where he was going while his friend was freaking out.

“Will you shit up drake?! Shouldn’t you be in a board meeting right now?” He scowled.

Danny rolled his eyes as he tried to pick up his stuff and get away from the crazy lady hunting him.

“What the hell Damian?!? This guy is basically your clone and that’s how you react?”

Danny sneered, “are you joking? We look nothing alike!” He said, rolling his eyes. He saw the ninja lady approaching on the left. “Tch. Now I’m gonna be late for class, thanks.” He huffed and raced in the opposite direction of the ninja.

—-

Damian glared at his brother, “honestly drake, have all those concussions finally caught up to you?”

Tim just looked between him and the boy rapidly making his way across the campus in shock “Are you-“

“Damian!” Came the familiar voice of his mother “which way did he go?!?” She asked, frantically looking around.

“Who?” He asked, narrowing his eyes at his mother.

She froze when her eyes landed on the boy that just ran into him. “Your brother!” She rushed after the boy “I won’t lose him again!”

She said, leaving behind a shocked Damian and Tim as she vanished.

——

Somehow, Danny hadn’t expected things to get worse.

He should have known better.

Things ALWAYS got worse.

So now he was sneaking into his apartment at 2 am, trying to avoid not only the ninja lady, but also the entire bat clan!

When he finally made it back to his apartment he froze before his hand touched the door, sensing another person in his temporary haunt and sighing.

This was the third apartment in 2 weeks.

He turned around and vanished down the hall, leaving his key and a note in the leasing office.

He really wanted a nap.

——-

“Was it really necessary to not tell the young Phantom about his true origins?” Pandora asked clockwork as they watched him search for a new apartment.

“You are free to tell him any time you wish.” He said with a grin.

The watched as Spoiler face planted as she tried to tackle Danny before he walked through a wall. Searching frantically when she couldn’t find her quarry before stubbing her toe when she decided to vent her frustrations.

Pandora cleared her throat, “well…I don’t see the harm in the young king getting some extra evasion practice in.”

Clockwork smirked, holding out a bowl of glowing popcorn to the giantess. “Popcorn?”

[sparrows4bats]

Damians Lore Drops have to be incredible. And a little horrifying.

Because Damian just does these insane, incredible things and then goes on with his life.

It's a trait he shares with most of his family, but Damian just tells them the most insane things about himself over breakfast on a Thursday in a bored tone like he didn't just admit to that time he and Jon fought a gun touting Batman Tim Drake from the Future. Or that he died at least twice in a murder tournament and told no one! They thought it was a regular fighting tournament.

Imagine he is arguing with Jason, and Jason threatens to make his life hell over the last pancake, and Damian just replies,'been there, done that, it was not very pleasant.' And it's not quippy or anything, just serious and little haunted. Jason freezes, Damian eats the pancake, AND THEN HE GOES ABOUT HIS DAY AND REFUSES TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS.

Like Damian has a lot of weird skills, especially for a kid. The entire batfam does, but like Damian canonically built a flying batmobile at ten like it was a Lego set.

Imagine Dick or Bruce saying that they wished that they had this ultra specific imaginary device, and a few days later, Damian hands it to them completely unprompted. They ask how and why, and Damian admits to having the equivalent to multiple high levels degrees in engineering and mechanics at like, age six, and he would have done more, but his mother killed the tutor.

Dick asks what else he's learnt, but the list is so weird and varied it leaves him shook. Who makes a nine year old study business management and finance?? (This is also canon)

Then there's the weird people and animals Damian seemingly collects. How does everyone react to Goliath? How do they find out about WIGGLES? Why does he have so many friends they have never heard of, and why are so many of them old enemies of Bruce's he met on the murder island? When did you get a cousin? Why did you punch Green Arrow? Huh? Fair.

Wtf Bruce, you let him keep the monkey??

Damian isn't used to communicating anything, so 90 per cent of what they know about him is what he deems revelvant at the time. Like, oh, Ras used to lock him in a box regularly so he knows how to escape this trap. Cool.

Oh, they can't understand a man they are questioning, Don't worry, Damian knows that language.

Oh no, they need voice access to get into this super secret base. Damian can mimic anyone.

Do you need help identifying this very rare mineral? Damian, I could have a PhD. in Geology by now if the tutor survived my mom, has got you.

He drives like an F1 racer and can manage lorry sized vehicles at 13. Studied magic just so he can use some spells in emergencies.

He just doesn't say anything until he needs to.

I think he is like that the rest of his life, though. Like his family starts to expect the weird shit all of them do, and at this point, very little surprises them .

Until Damian starts to date Jon and says nothing.

He just comes to the Manor one day with a baby and proceeds to introduce Bruce to his granddaughter. All happy and completely normal.

Meanwhile, Bruce is having a heart attack and asks who her mother is?

Damian explains how Talia grew her in a tube for him and Jon as a wedding gift. Bruce almost dies from choking on his own spit.

Talia grew him a baby? And since when are you married? And to Jon? Why does Talia know before him? Oh God, he and Clark are in laws.

[dollishmehrayan]

# “I NEED YOUR LOVING, LIKE THE SUNSHINE, EVERYONE’S GOT TO LEARN SOMETIME.” ── .✦ ( batboys when they have a crush on you ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ )

dollish note ౨ৎ: yes this is based off that one korgis song and if you know it, your elite marry me immediately anywayss I need like more cute events to do omgg and guys I’m going to look for a new divider edition but the bunny will always stay don’t worryyy tags: (batboys x reader)

© dollishmehrayan — ( all rights reserved to me. These works cannot be reposted, translated, or modified. Thank you for understanding dollies! )

DICK GRAYSON ── .✦

He’s so obvious. Everyone knows. Even villains probably know, even you probably know but we always play hard to get. (that’s js me sorry)

Overly casual compliments: “Wow, you look… good. Like, really good. Is that new? No? I just never noticed how great you always look??”

Purposely hangs around you way more than necessary. “Oh wow, fancy seeing you here again... at this coffee shop... at this exact time... for the fifth time this week…”, “uh.. sure okay dick.”

Gets physically flustered. You smile at him and he bumps into a wall.

Brings you little gifts like coffee, snacks, or something you mentioned once two months ago that he totally remembered.

Accidentally lets it slip to Barbara. You find out two days later because she’s evil (and supportive). GIRL BOSSSSS

RASON RODD (IF YKYK) ── .✦

Denies it to everyone. Even himself. “Me? Crushing? Pfft. Please. I'm just being nice. I’m always this nice. Shut up.”

Acts all chill and tough but turns into a sarcastic teddy bear when you're around.

Tries not to care but notices everything about you like when you’re tired, upset, or need space.

Gets really protective, then downplays it. “Yeah I threatened that guy because he was being annoying. Not because he was flirting with you. Nope.” ( our little nonchalant guy )

Will read/watch your favorite stuff in secret so he can talk about it with you, then pretends he hated it. “No, I didn’t like it. But the plot twist in episode 7 was wild. Just sayin’.”

Probably punches a wall the first time someone calls him out. Literally everyone in the family: “Just ask them out already.”

TIM DRAKE ── .✦

Has a million tabs open on “how to tell if someone likes you back.”

Obsesses over every text you send. Sends a reply. Deletes it. Writes a better one. Deletes that too. Eventually sends “lol yeah same” and regrets it instantly.

Runs into you and forgets how to function for 3 seconds. “Hey—hi—hey. Sorry. I mean. Hello.”

Will research your interests so he can impress you or casually bring them up. “Oh, you’re into ___? I read a couple papers about that, super cool stuff.”

Accidentally calls you “cute” in passing, then vanishes for two days to a point you wonder if he might appear on the missing website thing.

You find out he has a playlist called “maybe someday” and the first song is something painfully romantic.

DAMIAN WAYNE ── .✦

Pretends he doesn’t like you. Like, aggressively. But it’s so obvious.

Gives you weirdly thoughtful gifts and says things like, “I noticed you were using inferior supplies.”

Blushes if you compliment him. Denies he’s blushing. “Tt. The temperature is simply warm.”

Subtly changes his schedule to be around you more. He’ll be in the library when you’re there, in the gym at the same time it’s definitely not a coincidence (even though he insists it is).

Draws you. Like, sketches. Constantly. Says it’s “for anatomy practice.”

Acts annoyed when you talk to someone else, then pouts in a corner like a feral cat.

BRUCE WAYNE ── .✦

He doesn’t even realize it at first. It hits him out of nowhere, like genuinely out of thin air.

Brooding increases by 200%. He stares off into space, thinking about you, and Alfred has to snap him out of it.

Becomes awkwardly formal. “Would you… perhaps… like to join me for dinner? I understand if that’s… inconvenient.” ( like despite being a former player and all and smoothhh as hell when he genuinely likes someone he can’t be smooth, your like his Andrea beaumont but if they worked out )

Totally asks Alfred for advice. Alfred gives him the same advice he gave him at 16.

When you smile at him, he short-circuits a little. You get a rare, soft Bat-smile in return.

Once he’s sure of his feelings, he’s all in but oh boy, it takes a while.

[prettiest-thing-in-the-morgue]

THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU GOT A GIRL ?

summary : in which Tim's brothers find out he not only has a girlfriend but she's actually real and attractive and idk dating HIM of all people ???

Tim Drake is a busy man , his family knew that I meant come on ?? The kid is Red Robin, juggling Wayne Enterprises , solving cases, and not mention he attends college.

Not in a million years would they guess he of all of them would have a girlfriend and that he of all of them would have a functional relationship before any if them.

It started subtle at first - he'd finish patrol early , not really a big deal since they'd all assume he was busy with school and just had to go home.

Well truns out he was going home just not to do work just to simply have dinner with you.

The next sign was that he had a picture of you at the back of his phone - it's encased safely behind the clear casing . Dick saw it at first and shrugged it off, thinking it was a kpop idol or some model Tim liked alot - nope it was just him being in love with you and just showing it off.

Tim unironically smells better ? Damian doesn't know how to place it - its not that Tim ever smelled bad or had bad hygiene it's just that he's been particularly very into it as of late - he literally even has a skin care routine now but Damian writes it off as Tim being curious or weird.

Tim also starts dressing classier too like he wears good slacks or nice baggy jeans with fitted tops - showing off his slim but muscular figure as of late - he even asked Jason to borrow one of his old leather jackets and hey - Jason didn't mind lending his brother one - he just thought Tim was getting into the grunge style like him. Nope, it turns out Tim overheard you saying guys in leather jackets were hot, so of course, he had to get the real thing.

Flash forward to like a year and a half down the line and one day all three of them were talking about how Tim was glowing up and getting himself in shape .

Dick : " you know Tim's been idk dressing up as of late ".

Damian : " smh it's like he's pathetically trying to impress someone "

Jason : " I thought he was just idk changing his style ?"

Dick : " you think ? Plus he's been ending patrol early lately"

Damian : " he's a nerd Grayson , knowing him he gets home earlier to study or what not ".

Jason : *cackling* " and he wonders why he can't get a girlfriend "

*Tim who just walked in and overheard jason* : " I literally have a girlfriend. What do you mean ?"

Pin drop silence . Everyone stares at him, eye wide and then they burst out cackling.

Jason : " Timmy boy a blow up sex doll doesn't count a girlfriend"

Dick : *laughing* " Tim the day you get a girlfriend is the day the world would end"

Damian : " Timothy, that's the best joke you have ever uttered."

Tim scowls at them , " I LITERALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHES A REAL PERSON"

Damian *still laughing* : " Alright Timothy, let's meet your so-called very real girlfriend."

Flash forward to two hours later and they're at a local Lego shop at the mall , the batboys are all confused .

Jason : " Tim, when we said a real girl, we didn't mean a Lego woman figure"

Tim just rolled his eyes - annoyed because he can't fathom why they didn't think he can't have a girlfriend .

Not even two minutes passed, and you bolted out of the store and engulfed Tim in a big hug and began kissing him all over his face. Tim wore a big , smug smile as he wrapped his hand around your waist and pressed you a forehead kiss.

Dick's mouth is too the floor , Jason's eyes just widen so big you'd swear his eyes will roll out and Damian looks like he's gonna hurl.

Damian : " I think - I think I going to die "

Jason *still in shock* : " There is no way this is real - literally no way I've got to be imagining shit "

Dick : " Someone pinch me " *Damian pinches him hard* " OUCH WHAT THE FUCK"

Jason points at you and then at Tim , " Miss is he holding you hostage -"

Tim rolls his eyes , " SHES MY GIRLFRIEND"

Damian tuts , " She's too hot to be with the likes of you she should date someone better "

Dick : " Like me -"

Shutting him down immediately, Tim : " Fuck no"

You awkwardly laughing , " So you're Tim's brothers ?"

Jason : " unfortunately ". *dick nudges him hard* " OW WTF"

You : " It's nice to meet you all I'm Tim's girlfriend "

Dick : " yeah that's the part we are all processing"

Damian : " Are you sure you're not talking about another tim?"

Tim , scowling : " Shut the fuck up demon she said she's my girlfriend so can yall stop being so annoying now "

You : " They didn't think you'd have a girlfriend ?"

Tim : " no and I don't know why especially since they themselves don't have one either "

Jason : " in my offense I died -"

Dick : " Pack it up. It's been 4 years since you came back. You got no excuse "

Jason : " I know the man who has fumbled every relationship he touches is not talking "

Damian : " This is all pointless. Love is stupid and worthless"

As the both continue to bicker back and forth, you turn to Tim with a wide grin , " Who do you think is worse ?"

Tim , pulling you in closer , : " Definitely Bruce "

*in a very far distance*

You laugh as you grab his hand and left him off somewhere , " Let's go get milkshakes".

Bruce *sneezes* : " Someone is trash talking me "

ty for reading !!!

[yintous]

꒰ 🍯 ꒱ ─── 𝓢WEETER THAN HONEY! ㆍ₊⊹

gn! reader ; embarrassing things the batboys did when they had a crush on you.

notes. might be a little ooc since i got carried away and this is satire 🙏 [masterlist]

DICK GRAYSON

changes his pfps to whatever you called cute

for example, you called an orange cat cute, his profile picture in every account you have him added on is a picture of an orange cat. they’re all different pictures of orange cats, too

depending on his mood, he might even post something about orange cats 😭😭😭

he MIGHT say the “without me?” phrase once in awhile whenever you say you have to go somewhere or whenever you have to run an errand…

once tried to be nonchalant and mysterious so he could get your attention but he crumbled the moment you smiled at him; he didn’t bother hiding it either!! he FOLDED as quick as light

posted a thirst trap with your favorite song and deleted it when you haven’t viewed the post in five seconds

JASON TODD

screenshotted your text and sent it to YOU instead of roy in a panic

tried to gaslight himself into thinking that he didn’t have a crush on you when it was blatantly obvious to EVERYONE

tried teasing you once by taking your phone and saying “you’re too short” and he immediately failed because you managed to retrieve your phone in seconds

one time, you turned around to look at him and he was already staring at you with a thousand-yard stare (he was zoned out)

he takes an hour or two to reply whenever you send a risky text not because he wants to leave you on read, but because he genuinely doesn’t know how to reply

TIM DRAKE

somehow found your spotify playlist and started bragging about listening to your favorite artists to EVERYONE so said people could spread that he had a similar music taste to you 💔

but if you actually ask him about the artists, he’d lowkey just freeze and say “yeah..” while nodding with a small smile on his face

probably stalked your social media following and who was following your account, analyzed every single account and has been praying to whatever entity that was listening to him that you wouldn’t end up with any of the people you were following/or the people that were following you

left you on read for a good five hours because he accidentally fell asleep while texting you and it felt like hell was waiting for him the moment the realization kicked in

DUKE THOMAS

learned a whole new language for you when he wasn’t even sure you spoke it in the first place (thankfully, you did)

he also learned almost ALL of your interests such as the shows you watch, the genre of movies you like, the music you listen to, etc. just so you could talk about it together

started manifesting every night while he thought about what the two of you would be like as a couple

it turned into a habit that he couldn’t get rid of no matter what and he can’t sleep without doing it

bought a bunch of puzzle boxes so you could solve it together (after three months, half of them still aren’t finished)

wrote poetry about you in the woods and felt like shakespeare

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[invincibledc]

You stayed on your phone, keeping eye contact on it as you ignored the stares of a few boys looking at you.

You grumbled to yourself as you immediately turned your body away from the bus stop. Will they ever just stop following you?! It’s been happening ever since you saved that damn kid from your class.

—————————

You were tapping your fingers against your legs, you didn’t care for pe class as you weren’t that active. Hell, you couldn’t even care less if you were that active anyways. You didn’t notice eyes peering at you, green eyes. That tanned boy with green eyes and dark hair couldn’t help but feel…interested in you.

You were different from the other boys and girls in Gotham academy. You were out going, you weren’t active, you weren’t noticed much. You weren’t really anything.

You were as if a ghost.

Damian must’ve been so captivated by you, he didn’t dare notice a ball coming at him. Someone had tried to call out to him, but he didn’t hear them.

Next thing he knew when he tried to move out of the way, you pulled him. Hard. So hard he almost flew across the gym. Your eyes widen at your quick reflexes to help the poor Wayne.

Damian could only stare at your back as you seemed shocked yourself. But he wasn’t shocked at only your quickness and strength.

He was shocked you noticed him.

———————

“That’s them?”

“Yeah….”

“Awww little bat has a crush on his classmate!”

A simple grumble was heard before a smack was collided on a head.

“OW!”

Dick rubs his head as Damian glares at the first Robin. Tim and Jason still look out the window at you who was walking away annoyed.

“So why are we stalking them again?” Tim asked, putting a hand under his chin.

Jason grumbled with a nod, putting his hands behind his head and leaning against the expensive leather seat.

Damian only rolls his eyes at his brother, “It’s not stalking. It’s collecting data about them. It’s about observing what’s hidden inside a special gem… and that gem is [last name], drake.”

Tim rolls his eyes this time at the small boy. “Okay? So that’s basically stalking.”

Tim’s frown then slowly turned into a smirk. “Though, it wouldn’t be bad to see what’s their strength score. Seeing how you still have a bruise with their fingers imprinted on you. It’s a miracle they didn’t break your arm.”

“Gladly.” Damian says, crossing his arms as Jason and dick watch their youngest brothers talk.

“Let’s see what else they can do.”