#helluva dad headcanon

[ladyanaconda]

I know I should have done Ghostfuckers first, but I just couldn't help myself with this shot!

BTW, Jake isn't present (thankfully) because he was ran away in the previous ep, having found out the true circumstances of his birth in the worst way possible.

Bombproof isn't visible either, but he IS there.

Oh, and just to remind you, Striker doesn't have the scar in this AU. I might add it later.

[mrmiserymushroom]

SO WHAT?

[niiwa-angel]

Because Blitz is the outlier in the Stoliz family, I think that they'd get an apartment built around Stolas, Octavia, and Loona's height and just get a bunch of step stools for him.

The kitchen has three, one for the fridge/freezer, one for the cupboards, and one for the stove. The bathroom has one tucked under the sink. There's one in the entryway for the closet, Blitz and Stolas's room has one for the bed and one in their closet, and there are various miscellaneous ones floating around that he moves as needed.

Regardless of all the assistance tools, that doesn't stop him from climbing counters, shelves, walls, and the other three demons in the apartment to get what he needs. Via's pouring a cup of coffee near the cupboard with the cereal? Why would he pull over a step stool if he can just climb his step daughter? Stolas is putting his scarf on near the door? Blitz is climbing him like a tree to grab his jacket from the hook. Loona, who's been living with this bullshit for 5 years, is the most used to it and just goes with it. He'll climb her and direct her to when he needs to go.

It takes a moment for Octavia to get used to it, Stolas loves it, and Loona is just glad other people are getting climbed.

[wizardyandcheesesammich]

Lonna and Via current friendship headcanons ✨️

(cause I can and I want to)

• They don't really talk but they do follow eachother on social media.

• They like all of eachother's posts, maybe once every blue moon leave a comment along the lines of "nice outfit" or "cool pic".

• Octavia takes a bit to gather the courage to DM Loona directly. It's just to ask the location of where she took a selfie. Loona answers with a screenshot of a google search of a location. Octavia gives it a thumbs-up.

• That is how most of their sparse conversations go.

• Maybe, just maybe, if Octavia feels very brave, she sends Loona a post she thinks she would like. It's probably just a cool art piece. Loona thumbs-up it.

• They're not really friends, but they are aware of eachother and keep up with what the other is up to.

• They do, however, probably know what the other likes better than anyone else. It's weird to know someone without actually knowing them.

• Octavia has Loona's phone number. She is never gonna use it unless it's an emergency. Loona would pick up instantly.

[hoverboards-and-dragons]

Lucifer’s Fall; told from the Sloth Sin’s  Perspective

Belphegor finds a heavily injured angel and a woman of Creation in the wastelands of hell’s highest crimson ring.

The same ones that just caved in their realm’s roof with an incredible light show.

Despite being aware of the potential threat a powerful angelic being poses to all demons, something compels her to start picking up the pieces before her fellow sins have even finished deliberating on whether they want to kill the pair or not.

~

Hell itself is alive and reacts to Lucifer with cuteness aggression, and to Lilith like a friend group finally gaining one person who’s good at social interaction

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Belphegor’s tail dragged against the thick layers of red dust covering the ground as she slogged through the endless dark in blind search of a query unknown.

The highest level of hell was a crimson wasteland bathed in impenetrable pitch black. It’s giant expense only sparely populated by roving bands of tiny simple creatures.

The heat and power from which hell had sprung thinned out bare up here and under the shadow of creation, heaven’s light wouldn’t reach.

No demon prince or deadly sin had ever risen from it nor did any of the others wish to claim it despite its grand size, content to consider it the lid caping off their realms and nothing more.

Mammon had probably mentally dubbed it as his, but he wasn’t ready to back that claim up without anything valuable to show for it.

The demon prince of sloth had always been a slave to her own whims. Most of the time that meant she slept with no motivation and thus no ability to do anything at all.

But sometimes, she’s awaken with a vague but unbearable compulsion that would send her scrambling, as helpless to stop herself as anyone else from her mission.

So, she found herself wandering this never ending desolate ring so far from home and bed.

Regardless, her visions had never led her astray before, if they brought her here, there was something to find.

She felt the change in the air before anything else.

Soft light was ever so slightly penetrating through the black above her; washing out the dunes around her. Piercing a dark that swallowed up the glow from even as great a creature as she.

She inclined her head, gaze straining for the source.

A thin white line, like a tear in the very sky itself, slowly wretched apart.

Taking on off-white shades of gold and blue as it deepened and strengthened.

Belle tilted her head. Well, this was certainly getting somewhere interesting. Hell wasn’t a very old realm, she wondered if it was really coming to an end so soon.

It pulsed a few times, fighting through some unknown resistance.

And then it broke.

Belle was forced to look away as painful light burst from the sky, bathing the eternal unseen wastes in harsh white.

Through the sound was inescapable, nearly rupturing her eardrums, a thousand glasses shattering, unknowable violence, rage and desecration retrained to a moment.

And then it was over.

She glanced back up, blinking a few times. Oh, not quite.

The brightness was falling down, the opening quickly sealing behind it, leaving the sky permanently altered.

She could taste it’s power, the energy from that break still echoing forcefully against her senses; no doubt all of hell had felt it.

The other sins were on their way.

But even now, after the break, hell was shifting around to accommodate this new entity, as if a gravitational force they were all being orientated towards. As if it’s mere presence changed the makeup of the entire realm.

It reeked of something powerful, even if temporarily stripped.

There was one more thing.

It wasn’t just entering hell, it was being *given* to hell, bound.

Something the light starved ring accepted eagerly.

The assumedly unwitting and unwilling light source would probably be less excited.

Belle started to move again once she had a good idea of where it would make contact.

She wondered what her fellow sins would decide to do with it, could they feel hell’s unabashed yearning to keep it? If they did would that carry any weight when deciding to destroy or consume it.

Satan would probably be the next here, coming from just one ring below. The others not far behind.

The noise of the actual impact was a little underwhelming when following the realm being thorn asunder.

A slamming, a crash, a scraping skitter. Belle winced sympathetically at a sound that was definitely shattering bones. And then nothing.

It… was a pretty far way to fall after all.

She was pretty sure she heard a woman shriek, but not nearly enough compared to the intensity of the landing.

She continued to trail towards the light, now laying unmoving in a decently large crater.

Another glow caught her eye, not nearly as bright but quite distant.

Golden ichor, spattered across the ground.

A grim gift from Heaven then? Perhaps they had finally come to open relations properly, even if this was rather morbid for their like.

But she supposed even those above needed disposal methods.

Belle peered over the edge of crater, squinting while her eyes adjusted.

“Lucifer-!” A broken cry.

Her head snapped to the voice, another figure in the pit shakily attempting to stumble to her feet.

She smelled of dirt and roses, earthen. *Creation’s* work.

As she scrambled over to the light, Belle could feel hell swirling around her too, equally as fervent but different from its attraction to the glowing creature.

Whatever attachment to realms beyond she has won’t remain for very long. Hell was taking to her as if welcoming her home.

And yes, she could see that now, the light was a being, still alive even, if barely.

The figure desperately pulled it against her, and Belle finally recognized its wings, tattered and scorched as they were. They had seen beings of its like a few times, circling and observing the young hell from afar.

The few direct confrontations said they despised this place, everything in it and every single creature born of it.

“Ya think that little thing’s a threat?” Satan had shuffled up beside her at some point, thankfully keeping his voice low. “Would do us good to end it now.”

The light was yelling something, maybe names she didn’t recognize barely intelligible between the sobs in its ruined throat.

The other sins didn’t take long to follow.

“I say… we eat it?” Beelzebub had been curious about the angel creatures’s taste since she first saw them, Belle was honestly a little shocked at the hesitance. “I dunno it’s just, in a lot of pain. Feels bad, gone sour.”

“The air tingles with its power even in such a pitiful state~” Leviathan hissed, her tail thrashing in derision. “Leave it to bleed, let it die, let it die! While we still can, before it consumes us all in its shadow.”

“If we killin it, we’re goin down there to make sure it’s good and dead and staying that way.” Satan adds “Coward.” He spits quietly in Levi’s direction in spite of their seeming temporary alliance.

“You kidding?” Mammon choked a laugh. “The perfect potential counter to all our enemies falls into our lap, and you wanna chuck it?” He stalked forward, eyes gleaming. “Nah nah, we make it ours.”

‘We’ Belle thought that was interesting addition for him.

“If that becomes the strongest thing in hell, what’ll that make us?” Asmodeus kept his voice steady, not giving either way.

“Masters!” Mammon cheered.

“Slaves!” Levi retorted.

The puddle of gold beneath it was deepening, they’d have to make this decision quickly before it was made for them.

It was good hell had never been a democracy.

Belle lurched her hulk over the side, sliding towards the centre.

She came to stop just before the two. She could see why hell found both so appealing up close.

The woman faced her not with wide eyes like she expected, but careful scepticism, although her exhaustion and panic permeated clearly just below the surface. Judging her not just for a threat, but for potential assistance.

Belle could taste hells energy so much clearer here, how it warred with itself. Desperate to surge forward and take what belonged to it and longing to preserve the glow. The light’s essence writhing in repulsion to the demonic force.

She was exhausted just observing it.

Based on the angel’s shock and fear, it could feel the shadows pressing and snapping against his weakened essence too.

She wondered if the woman could, did she know she was the one thing holding back the darkness from snuffing out her light totally.

“Mistress of Night,” Belle had no idea where the title came from as offered greetings to the pair.

She didn’t seem to recognize it either. “H-hello-? “ she cleared throat, finding her confidence. “Hello. Why do you appear before us?” Even toned, a chance to dismiss the accusation before it needs to be levered.

Belle dipped her head, in respect and in gesture. “Your light is fading.”

Her breath shuddered in dismay, expression breaking for a moment. She nodded tightly. “H-he is.” She swallowed hard. “Can- May you help?”

She stepped closer, bringing up her great claws. “I may. I can.”

The woman hesitated, tightening her hold before allowing her access.

He stared at her with wide eyes, delirious with pain and fully able to view her connection to the dark.

But unable to so much as shy away from her looming form.

Oh yes, taught to despise the demonic he was, how fun.

A distant tiring thought wondered why she was even doing this for the little thing.

She felt him attempt to call upon his magic once or twice, seemingly more out instinct than anything only for it to fizzle out.

She brought her face right down to his, staring into her blank eyes with a mad gaze.

Belle took a deep breath in; blowing out smoke that blanketed him. His eyes squeezed shut but at least he didn’t try holding his breath.

She held a moment.

Before sucking it back in.

She couldn’t say she was surprised at the extent of damage, but it was something to see it all laid out.

Wings burned and torn from air friction, a web of cracks in his skull, all of his ribs had been fractured and two had been entirely scattered, she was sure some of the organ damage came from a wandering bone piece or a couple piercing something.

There was too much organ damage for even her to tell at a glance.

His back was especially a mess, mostly likely bent double in the landing. Including a complete break in his spine that seemed too clean to be from the fall alone, or unintentional; placed at the perfect point to paralyzed all of his six wings at once.

If she wasn’t convinced of his power before, the fact that he was alive at all more than proved it.

Belle steadied herself.

Estimate his limits based on how bad he’s handling the current damage compared to the average; she doesn’t need to get him perfect, just stabilized enough for his magic to begin to recover and take over; just like one of the sins.

She kept her ring and her effort out of others constant wars by playing healer to all sides, she could do this.

She numbed the pain just enough to take the edge off without compromising his reactions. Both of the pair visibly relaxed, she hadn’t realized how much their tension had been getting to her.

If any of the other sins reveal themselves now she’s killing them.

She began moving bone fragments back into place and locking them, disappearing some that were too small or embedded. Stitching the wounds left behind.

She added some magic to assist the faltering bodily tasks and save his body precious energy, as well as avoiding a full system shut down if an organ properly fails for a moment or two.

She seeped the heat from the burns and the tension from his muscles with little else to do.

And she finally breathed.

Well, more heaved painfully as the weight of such draining magic collapsed on her all at once.

It took every bit of effort left not to collapse right then, a dust pile alone wouldn’t be her worst nap spot but the pool of ichor was too much.

She focused down. His body still shuttered even as he fell against the woman and shut his eyes, good, he was still fighting.

“Keep him awake.” She spat, barely managing. Her bedside manners were usually a little better.

But the woman nodded determinedly, staring at Belle with nothing but bewildered but grateful awe.

Before turning her attention back to her light, Belle could practically see the rest of the world disappear to them as she placed a hand on his cheek and began speaking softly.

“The angel needs rest and to be carefully monitored for the next,” she’d never fully treated such fatal injuries before, she had no idea how long they’d take to heal given the chance. “While.”

Belle noted the small nod that said she was still listening.

“Lucifer.” Interrupting her own mutterings. “His name is Lucifer, and I am Lilith.”

“Pleasure. Prince Belphegor of Sloth, my ring is some distance below.” Lilith was already beginning to stand, taking the hint. “You can tell me what happened on the way.” Belle didn’t have enough left in her to be curious at this point, but she had met enough suspicious types to know better than to present this as just charity.

“He ain’t in a state to make that trip,” Belle narrowed her eyes at Satan’s approach. “My ring’s closer.”

“I thought-“

“I just said if we’re gonna put the lil angel out of his misery we do the job good and right, but if we ain’t then we ain’t.”

Belle watched Lilith bristle at the mention of threat. Carefully holding her composure and glaring down the towering bull, “You aren’t.”

“Thems fighting words but guess you’re right, so hows bout another time.” He added quieter. “I like her”

Bee pushed by him. Giving the pair a soft look “Oh, you poor things.”

She buzzed back to Belle. Excitedly announcing, “Yup, I made up my mind! I’m with you, Belle, they’ll taste much better after you fix ‘em up.”

Great, she was so looking forward to the panic that line would inspire in the clearly protective and threatened woman.

“I’ll carry him.” Ozzie offered, and oh thank fuck he did before Belle had to make Lilith choose between the sin that talked about killing or eating her light.

She heard Mammon laugh some ways away. “Good luck with prying ‘im out of her grip.”

Ozzie grumbled something insulting, but one glance at her said he was probably right.

He shrugged, “Then I’ll carry both.”

Lilith perked up, agreeing after a few thoughts.

And they began the delicate process of getting them both comfortable and safely positioned against Ozzie soft chest.

Leviathan kept her gaze targeted square on the sky, long since losing interest in the scene in the crater below.

She still thought dead was a preferable option, but that doesn’t mean she was gonna let herself be left out of the loop just cause her fellow sins didn’t go with it.

The dryness here usually could irritate her, but it was different now.

A barely noticeable breeze, a shifting in the dust.

Feeling less like the nothing after hell ended and before creation began and more like a blank place, a yet to be territory…

An empty ring.

The sky had changed and was changing still, she could she it through the enveloping shade for the first time.

She looked back the angel, she wondered how much it’d take from him, she wondered how much it’ll give back.

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Hell and Heaven are both cesspools of writhing energy (heat and light respectively) that life is clawing it’s way out of, just with like slightly different aesthetics

This kinda implied hell is only weaker than heaven cause it’s so much younger and I’m lowkey down with that theory

Lucifer’s Fall is honestly a very messy affair to me; way more damage was caused than intended cause 1) it’s the first time Heaven ever did something like it 2) it’s very hard to make a being as powerful as Lucifer leave when they do not want to. It was scrambling mad rush(mostly by Michael) to break his halo and get him out cause his panicked blind resisting kept bringing buildings down and crumbing any angel not an archangel or seraphim like tissue paper

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If this is received well enough I might make a part two following Lucifer’s recovery, adjusting to hell and processing what’s happened to him, so ~ reblog ~

It’s going to be apart of a bigger series of oneshots interpreting past events of Hazbin’s universe, From The Very Beginning, if out of order

[glittter-skeleton]

Some Hazbin headcannons from my friend who is a genius

Niffty regularly yells at Husk and Angel because one is in a perpetual state of molting and his fur gets everywhere (one time Charlie convinced him to let her brush him out and it made enough for another Husk) while Angel wears heels indoors and Niffty is very tired of polishing out the marks

One time Husks claws fell out and everyone freaked out, Charlie almost dragged him to the vet until he yelled at everyone to chill the fuck down because that just happens

Husk’s contacts on his Nokia 6230 are written down as Tonya 1985, Georgry tire service 2005 and all his texts are horribly misspelled because claws are darn hard to text with. Also he has not changed the ringtone

Val annoys Vox by watching cringe ASMR porn on his screen while Velvet prefers screening reality tv.

Alastor’s wonderful 1920’s retro car has a Husk-adapted carpeted backseat half of which has been white with fur for the last 15 years (the other half is used for claw-sharpening)

Charlie sings in the shower incredibly loudly but sometimes the showtunes interchange with evanescence songs from her emo phase. She has drowned 2 phones changing it.

Sir Pentius has fell down the main stairs so many times he has resulted to slithering down the railing. It’s easier

Alastor wholeheartedly believes that 5G towers cause autism and cancer

And finally if you search through his drawers Blitzø owns one of these

[fizziepopangel]

Pregnant Millie Headcanons

Although it was a tough talk, Millie and Moxxie would talk about the idea of aborting after Millie revealed that she was pregnant. While Moxxie was excited about the prospect of expanding their family, he would make it a point to make sure Millie understood that he was with her regardless of what she felt was best for her at that point. But he would be over the moon excited when she decided she wanted to expand their little family.

Millie would cry when she had to stop doing field work with IMP though

The cutest baby bump. She will kill anyone who just randomly touches her stomach without asking, at least 3 people would be hospitalized after trying.

Moxxie also going feral if anyone even looked at her wrong.

Despite being bummed and slightly jealous that Moxxie and Loona were out doing field work, Millie would really love working in the office with Stolas and they would bond quite quickly.

Stolas and Moxxie would read a fuck ton of pregnancy and delivery books, often sharing info so that Millie and the baby were always taken care of, even when Moxxie wasn't around.

Moxxie singing to her tummy the second he knew the baby could hear the outside world.

Millie swears by having a pregnancy pillow.

Her emotions are turned up to the max.

Blitz would actually have the great idea to do one of those wall charts of her stomach to track the baby’s growth so everyone in the office could see.

It would actually be Loona’s idea to throw Millie a surprise baby shower.

Loona would also be one of the only people who gives Millie and Moxxie a mom and dad sort of self care gift as well as a baby gift.

Morning sickness. She hates the name since it's round the clock.

Moxxie taking a course in pregnancy massage for her

Although Millie is 100% capable of advocating for herself, she has an amazing husband and friends that all stick up for her in any and every situation where someone needs to be checked, with Moxxie even going to every prenatal appointment and making sure every single issue or question is seen too. He'd be damned if anyone dismissed the health and well-being of his wife or his baby.

Millie has her mom on speed dial, calling her at all hours to ask her about pregnancy and delivery…but that would lead to a bit of stress when her mother started to compare the things Millie did or didn’t do with how she went about her own pregnancies.

Her mom would offer to stay with them the first few months after the baby’s born. Both Moxxie and Millie panic hearing this and Sallie May would help talk her out of it.

Although she didn’t like talking about it, there’d be a stretch of her pregnancy where she was unbelievably irritable and pissed like 90% of the time… She was constipated for most of that.

Stolas would do research to help Moxxie and Millie find nontoxic things she could eat in place of her non-food pregnancy cravings when they arose.

Millie is absolutely the type to wear crop tops and/or fitted dresses to show off her bump as she starts showing. Despite her worry and fear in the start of her pregnancy, she feels really beautiful during her pregnancy and it didn’t bring up the insecurities about her body she thought it would.

Insecurities about her ability to parent would rise more and more as her due date approached. Moxxie would assure her that they’re both going to be learning together, and Blitz would absolutely be there to remind her that he, Loona, and Stolas were all there to help them too.

Blitz gets and IMP onesie made, and despite being super amazing about Moxxie and Millie both taking time off for the birth to take care of the baby and themselves, hee would have Stolas and Loona help make the office baby friendly so that the couple could bring the baby into the office. He would 100% refer to their baby as the official IMP mascot.

Stolas even offers to step in to care for the little one in office when Millie and Moxxie are ready to go back to work, and Loona offers to act as their babysitter for date nights when the couple is ready to go out again as just a couple rather than a little trio.

[carriondoe]

Incredible Observations made in my DMs by a friend who Doesn't watch Hazbin Hotel

I keep rambling at them about this fucking show trying to be funny but no matter what I say, nothing I say will ever be funnier than saying that because "Lucifer likes rubber ducks and Blitzo likes horses, they Almost have a griffin". I will Never be as funny as @osbob-the-existent please

We assigned Blitzo as ADHD because I was talking about Lucifer's autism (I want to make a post about that Eventually if someone else doesn't beat me to it) and rubber duck hyperfixation and this mfer pulls a

Just like him SAY IT LOUDER. COWARD. WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY PERSON BLITZO HAS EVER TOPPED IS STOLAS. VEROSICA ABSOLUTELY PEGGED HIM.

Anyway sorry to anyone who followed me for Other Reasons, Hazbin Hotel is my reason to breathe air and drink water rn

[starweaversguidetothehazbinhotel]

Imagine this-

You befriend a sweet young girl who is trying to start a charity.

When you first arrive and offer to help, she is living in squalor and doesn’t even have food to feed herself or her staff.(Half-melted popsicles do NOT count as food.) Her current assets are limited to a dilapidated building and her family name alone. And sure, she might have some fancy blue-blooded lineage; but clearly it means nothing. You grew up in poverty and you recognize neglect when you see it.

Thankfully you are well-off now and her current problems are easy for you to fix.

You’re not passionate about the project. In fact- you think it’s idealistic, silly , and are more than willing to tell her so. But- you believe there is more to her potential and are willing to act as a mentor. Maybe one day when she is more established and successful; she (and her connections to higher society) can help you with your own goals too.

So you invest your money, resources, and time into her project. Call in personal favors and get your hands dirty in order to fix the place up. You even go so far as to set your personal comfort aside and help make not one, but two separate commercials for the project. Even though being on camera makes your skin crawl.

And then, her dad shows up, and it’s fucqing Jeff Bezos. A rich, powerful, entitled ass. Who all of a sudden- NOW wants to take an interest in what’s she’s doing?

This man doesn’t last ten minutes before he insults the work you’ve both done, and then offers use his money and power to make everything better.

Shouldn’t he have been doing that already? If he’s so eager, why did he allow her to live in such poor conditions? Why did YOU have to pick up the broken pieces? Why did YOU have to clean up after, protect, and feed an entourage of misfits?

With his wealth- he can provide for her in ways you never could. But you’ve been here the whole damn time. You’ve been by her side- Every. Miserable. Glitter-Coated. Step. Of. The Way. And this wealthy deadbeat can’t even bother to get her girlfriend’s name right?

Ofc you’re gonna act like a bitch. OFC you’ll see him as a threat.

———

i can't believe he got flack for this literally the only valid way to greet a king

[ladyanaconda]

Would Striker's membership in the Deadly Court have an effect on court rulings come the trial?

He would have been taken in for ‘questioning’ AKA tortured to get the names of the other members.

The Court has killed countless Goetia for millennia

[the-rodent-gentleman]

With another tale to spin.

So many days spent working on this...and it was worth it.

A lineup of the main cast for a Talespin reboot set in the 1990s. I had to do quite a bit of research into the fashion trends of that decade to ensure everyone fit in. To be frank, I'm impressed with how easily (almost) all of them take to the aesthetic.

As for how this sort of reboot would work as a show, I have a few loose concepts I might consider posting in the near future, both for reimaginings of classic episodes as well as crossover events, considering I envision this taking place a few decades before the events of the 2017 Ducktales reboot.

Here's some information on what they'd be like along with my thought processes on the character designs from left to right:

Baloo von Bruinwald - Papa Bear here wasn't particularly hard to pin down. I just had to jazz up his wardrobe a bit with a jacket and glasses, really. If I could pick VAs in real life, I'd go with James Monroe Iglehart because not only does he have that deep bouncy voice that invokes the perfect blend of devil-may-care and warmheartedness (Lance Strongbow from Tangled: The Series) but the man can also sing (Asmodeus from Helluva Boss), something we should have gotten more from Baloo in the original Talespin. Besides, it'd be interesting and fun to explore a Baloo with black coding on top of the German ancestry the original Talespin gave him as well as his original Indian heritage from the Jungle Book.

Rebecca Cunningham - Now Becky here definitely got the biggest makeover in terms of redesign. As much as I don't mind her original look, it really needed her personality and VA's performance to do all the heavy-lifting and felt like a product of the time. That's why I decided to depict her and Molly as Plains Cree (hence the added ponytail), not merely for the sake of diversity but to help introduce conflicts that feel genuine and less forced with a nonwhite-coded character. As for voices, Deedee Magno-Hall would work well as her time as Pearl on Steven Universe shows she can do motherly figures but also depict that neuroticism that's key to Rebecca's character flaws.

Bagheera - Yes, that's right. Baloo's original spouse is here like he deserves! Like any rebooter worth their salt, I had to figure out how he'd fit into the universe, especially since I want to incorporate his friendship with Baloo and the other Jungle Book characters - so I decided to make him a former S.H.U.S.H. agent who now works as Higher for Hire's second pilot. There'd be a whole arc centered around him having to confront his past because of F.O.W.L. causing trouble and everything. Now for his design, I decided to go for simple by giving him a very "dorky dad" look as way of making him seem unassuming. Personally, I'd pick Riz Ahmed (Ballister Boldheart from Nimona) as the VA as I headcanon Talespin Bagheera to be Indian-Pakistani. Plus, Ahmed is a dedicated rapper and the idea of Bagheera dropping a diss-track is just too good an idea to pass up.

Shere Khan - Nothing changed. Aside from the flower and cane, nothing about this man changed at all. Really, it's stupefying how little formal business attire has changed between the 30s and 90s. So, I added in an orange gerbera (a symbol of strength and resilience) and a badass cane for extra flavor. I also headcanon him as Chinese-Indian by the way, so make of that what you will. Now while I know none can truly replace Tony Jay, I believe Christopher Judge (Kratos from God of War 2018 and Ragnarok) would come pretty dang close on account of his intimidatingly booming voice and the way he delivers dry wit.

Don Karnage - As time consuming as he was (the teeth especially), I think Karnage's redesign is by far my favorite. Something about him in that flowing coat with the open chest fur just works. In terms of lore, Don Karnage would stay more or less the same, albeit he'd be like that old man struggling with all the doohickeys cropping up. He'd be voiced by John Leguizamo (Sid from Ice Age and Bruno from Encanto) who can do surprisingly good villains, like in Violent Night, yet can still come off as hilarious.

Wildcat - To be honest, I'm not entirely sure if I'm OK with the look I gave him, but I do like the idea of Wildcat rocking a beanie, so I'll keep him this way for now. Other than that, I'd prefer to keep Wildcat as much of an enigma in terms of backstory as the show did, just to preserve that sense of amiable chaos he's so good at bringing. By the way, I'd let his original VA Pat Fraley keep voicing him cuz if it ain't broke don't fix it.

Molly Cunningham - Other than giving her pants longer legs and getting rid of the bow, Molly's not too different. The most noteworthy detail I added would be the cuff bracelet on her wrist. I based it off of this trinket posted on Facebook a while back based on traditional Plains Cree beadwork since I figured that'd be easier for me to draw. For a VA, I'd give her Dani Chambers (Molly from Epithet Erased and Becky Blackbell from Spy x Family) since she's pretty good with voicing cute yet sassy young girls. Kit Cloudkicker - Ah Kit, the one the Ducktales reboot did so unnecessarily dirty. Not to worry, he's still as much of an aviation prodigy here as ever. Besides, it'd be far more interesting to explore a Kit who tries too hard to instead emulate Rebecca, even if unintentionally, to the point of burnout. As for his fit here, I simply switched out his beloved sweater for a nice two-toned jacket. For voices, I'd go with Justine Lee (Ken Amada from Persona 3: Reload) who can pull off sounding like a young spirited boy quite well. Simon Zhong - The only original character in this lineup. Ya'll who follow me might recognize him from all my Kit x Simon art. He's mainly here to serve as a nice chaotic counter to Bagheera (the two of them will parallel Baloo and Kit naturally) as well as a living bridge to potential conflicts with F.O.W.L. I decided to give him a grunge look since black is so prominent in his design, not to mention a Pac Man ghost shirt to hint at his fixation on video games. If he were to be a character in a real-life reboot, despite being pretty laconic, I'd go with Charlene Yi (Ruby from Steven Universe and Chloe from We Bare Bears) since she's got that crackling voice that has its own unique charm.

Louie - Yeah, I gave the main man the Florida treatment. Honestly, I think he looks even better this way. Aside from deeper lore on his history with Baloo and the other Jungle book characters, I wouldn't change much else about him. On that note, like with Wildcat, I'd stick with his original voice actor, Jim Cummings in this case.

Marcos - And now for the guest of honor. Say hello to Don Karnage's singing, prancy, and oh so theatrical nephew (who may or may not take over as captain one day). Because yes, yes this kid will in fact grow up to become the Don Karnage we see in the Ducktales reboot! Between an uncle who keeps berating him for "not acting like a real pirate" and a one-sided rivalry with his uncle's former protege, Kit, poor Marcos has quite the chip off his shoulder. In light of that, Alanna Ubach (Manny Rivera from El Tigre and Mamá Imelda from Coco - God, that woman has range) would be his VA as she can pull off voicing a bratty and overconfident Latino kid pretty well.

Overall, this would be a pretty stacked cast.

As for the background, I'd rather hold back on explaining that until I start posting some more of my concept art. But I'll give you a hint: Memphis style. And that's all ya'll are getting from me (for now).

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[betelgo0ze]

Obi-Wan and Anakin are implied and outright confirmed to have seen each other as brothers, but I’d like to take this a step forward by defending my weird ass helluva boss inspired headcanon: Anakin also sees him as his father(only sometimes)

Anakin was nine when Obi-Wan took him, and a nine year old probably can’t separate an old person from an older person. Yes, he knows Obi-Wan is younger than the other Jedi Masters, but he doesn’t think about it like that. To him, Obi-Wan is on the same “level” and age is just another factor in his mind. Obi-Wan isn’t going to sit him down and explain that the only reason he’s his master is because Qui-Gon died and that every day he walked on thin ice around the other masters, being the youngest and knighted on a technicality. Anakin would soon realize this on his own in his early teens and after a long conversation he came to learn that Obi-Wan regretted nothing that had happened. It was hard, yes, but Obi-Wan loved Anakin with all his heart and Anakin saw Obi-Wan as respectable as Mace or Yoda even. He put Obi-Wan on a pedestal so it’s easy to see how Anakin, meeting him at nine, having him be in a parental position, not having a father of his own, may see him as a father.

Yes, there brothers in every sense of the word, but Obi-Wan still raised Anakin and was probably the worlds best teen mom who’s a guy. I love the idea of him fretting over Anakin and calling him “Ani” to sooth him or just randomly whenever it slipped.

I bring up helluva boss due to that one scene in episode 8(pretty sure eps8) where loona calls Blitzø dad.

Again, Anakin sees Obi wan as a brother now but as a kid he saw him as a father.

all this to say I like the idea that if Obi ever got a major injury or was in trouble or simply in trouble or a hostage situation whatever- he might let “dad” slip

Ashoka never mentions it bc she understands it’s a confusing topic, there brothers yes, but Anakin has still referred to him as his “father” in dire situations.

think drunk Obi(inevitable)who’s probably a sad drunk eight beers in(idk how alcohol works, party animal until sad ig)and Anakin might be the one that night to help him into bed and rub his back as he throws up. He’d probably have to reassure him that he’s a good master and a good general, and feels more comfortable letting “dad” slip.

Ok this is poorly written but in my defense I’m dyslexic it’s flooding where I am and I don’t have time to un-dyslexia my post and by that I mean beta’ing it twenty times

also never mentioned anywhere in this post but Codywan exists and he’s probably called Cody dad too only bc I say so

[anemicjellyfish]

Random theorizing and/or speculation post idk.

So I've said it before and I'll say it again. Helluva Boss is pretty damn good at "Show, Don't Tell."

While it isn't entirely devoid of expositional dialogue, it really doesn't seem like they rely on it heavily. Even with a few heart-to-heart moments between characters like Blitzø & Fizzarolli in Oops and Loona & Octavia in Seeing Stars, big dialogue exchanges are kept to a minimum. Character development happens over time and through on-screen events rather than sitting down and talking it all out.

This, combined with the show's tendency to both 1, let events come full-circle and 2, show generational trauma as a way to let characters break free of the molds set for them, is why I think Octavia might get the "Stolas Experience" soon.

Now, I love Octavia. If I could pick a character to make sure the writing team doesn't traumatize, it's her. (This is a No Hate Zone for Octavia and Stolas btw.)

What I mean is that Octavia seems to have been kept from the same expectations that were put upon Stolas his whole life. She appears to make her own choices and express herself in ways that Stolas wasn't allowed. I have a feeling that, now that she is with her mother and uncle, she will be held to a similar standard as her father (at least until she's of age, which is likely 18).

I feel like minimal expositional dialogue will come in to bridge the gaps in her knowledge. Octavia getting told she's "just like her father" as an insult when she's not adhering to new standards.

To bring it to a head, I also like to speculate that Stella will try to arrange Octavia a marriage of her own. When Via pushes back on this, the "just like your father" line may come back. I also think Stella will deliver the final nail in the coffin of Octavia's opinion of her parent's marriage here.

My personal headcanon of the line is something like: "oh, for fuck's sake, Via. All Goetia marriages are arranged. It's not like Stolas and I ever loved each other. *laughter* Andrealphus, could you imagine? Stolas and I in love?! How ridiculous..." (mocking fades into the background as Via processes what she just heard) But this is just fanfic-level stuff that plays in the background of my brain.

Now, to skip ahead just a little. There are very few characters for Octavia to turn to. The most likely candidate for a lot of us is Loona. It makes sense, as they've already shared some screentime & Octavia got some solid advice then. And I don't disagree at all. It's a good choice.

But I like to think Octavia has something in common with someone she despises, but who could never hold hate in his heart for her.

Blitzø and Octavia have some unlikely common ground in severing connections with those they care about most through an emotional response to feeling unloved.

Octavia's song "I Will Be Okay" uses fire imagery to burn photographs to symbolize her readiness to cut off contact with her father after she came to the conclusion that he never loved her.

Blitzø set a literal fire unintentionally when his own father valued Fizzarolli over him, and likely felt that Fizz would never love Blitzø in return.

While the parallel between them isn't completely perfect, Blitzø is uniquely suited to understand a teenager who is scared, alone, and feels unloved.

We know a good deal about the circus fire, but Blitzø really hasn't spoken about it to anyone. It's unclear if he ever went into detail about it to Fizz, and he only vaguely referred to it being "traumatic" when Stolas brought up Blitzø's love of horses.

I personally like to think that Octavia will be the one Blitzø tells about it all. I think he'll obscure the details of a teenage crush to stay on-topic. But the loss of a loving parent (Blitzø's mom/Stolas) and being left with a horrible one (Blitzø's dad/Stella) is something that connects them in ways that both of them don't realize yet.

This doesn't have to fix things. Confronting traumatic events doesn't mean those events no longer happened. Blitzø carries the physical scars of his past with him everywhere he goes, and the emotional pain doesn't always heal without leaving scars of its own.

Octavia could slowly rebuild her relationship with her dad over time. It's not impossible yet. But she is slowly gaining an understanding of how things work in Goetic society; she will likely know soon that she was only born to be an heir out of precaution. So a part of her is always going to be the teenage girl who needs reassurance that she's loved, that she isn't the obligation that she thinks she is.

Sorry for another incomplete post. My thumb is hurting at the knuckle because I over-extended it the other day and it's hard to type on my phone with just one thumb.

[vikkirosko]

For Helluva Boss, can you do headcanons for being Fizzarolli x Asmodeus's child/baby? Platonic please

🎪 Fizzarolli x child!Reader platonic headcanons Asmodeus' Child 💟

When Fizzarolli met Asmodeus, he could not even think that he had a child. However, when they started living together, Asmodeus introduced him to you. You really were his blood child, even though he didn't advertise it. Your father didn't want curious journalists to write about you. He genuinely loved you and cared about you, and hoped that you and Fizzarolli could get along, because you were both important to him

At first, he felt awkward around you. Ozzie asked him to try not to say anything strange or cruel in front of you, and at first Fizzarolli honestly tried to fulfill his request. However, one day he did not notice that you were in the room and during a conversation with your father on the phone told him a lot. Only when he hung up the phone did he notice you and froze. However, you didn't ask him the questions that he thought any child would ask. You just went about your business quietly. Fizzarolli himself broke the awkward silence, but you reassured him by saying that, despite the fact that your father tried to protect you from everything that might not suit your young age, you knew much more than he could have guessed. It became your secret with Fizzarolli from your father and broke the ice that was between you

Fizzarolli often consulted you when he wanted to give a gift to your father, knowing that you could always give him good advice when it came to your father. You were the only one who knew that they were actually in love with each other and you were sincerely glad about it. You saw how happy your father was with him and was ready to defend their right to happiness together if someone tried to say something against. Fizzarolli thought it was very cute, even though he didn't tell you about it

You realized that something had happened to Fizzarolli when you saw how excited your father was. You followed him and were very scared when you found out that Fizzarolli had been kidnapped. You couldn't find a place for yourself until you saw him, wounded, but alive. Asmodeus did not have time to approach him, as you ran into him with hugs, crying and squeezing him in your arms. Fizzarolli was surprised and pleased with your reaction and soon Asmodeus joined you two. He no longer cared if someone found out about his relationship or that he had a child. You two were much more important to him

Your relationship with Fizzarolli has only become warmer. You spent a lot of time with the three of you and several times you called him the same as Asmodeus. You called him Dad. Every time you said that, you were very embarrassed and denied the fact of what you said, but for Fizzarolli it meant a lot. He was happy that he had Ozzie and you. You made his life wonderful and he wouldn't trade it for anything else

[fizziepopangel]

Sorry, but I can't stop thinking about this scenario with Striker, how do you think he would react when he found out that his partner is pregnant and will have his children?

We must know how Striker deals with fatherhood and how he tries to be a good father 🥺💕

- Crystal ✨️

Crystal, you have no idea how much I love this ask!!!!!! I love the idea of seeing Moxxie & Millie, and Striker as parents so without further ado, lets get into it!

*the only photos I could find of a fatherly embodiment of the foulest imp around were fanart of him and Stella and while I don't ship them personally, I think some of these photos fit with the headcanons.*

Daddy Striker

The second he found out he was going to be a father, his brain would just stop commuting information for a minute. Like bro would be freaking out internally and he would just sit there, kinda staring at the wall while his brain screamed inside his head.

Eventually he would recover from this and he would be ecstatic. Jumping for joy, crying, the works.

He would buy every pregnancy and baby development book he could get his hands on, and he would never miss an ultrasound appointment. And he would absolutely have a spot on their bedroom wall to mark the progress of his partner’s belly growing throughout the pregnancy.

Striker would be pretty protective of his partner to begin with so nothing major would change with his relationship at first, but he would definitely shift into that overprotective place as he watched the pregnancy progress. His partner would rarely leave the house alone and given his nature, he would try to threaten anyone who he felt even looked at his partner wrong… While it would get annoying eventually, Striker’s partner would not have that problem some pregnant women have where people just rub their belly without asking.

Throughout the pregnancy, he would be an absolute godsend. Anything his lover asked for, he would make it happen…. But as the due date came closer, he would get a little anxious. He would put most of those nerves into trying to baby proof l their living space,despite his partner reminding him that their newborn wouldn’t even be able to hold its head up on its own for a while. He would even go as far as getting rid of his giant statue of himself, fearing it would fall over one day and crush the baby.

He would cry from the second his partner went into labor to the second he heard the baby crying after delivery but he wouldn’t cry the first time he held his baby. He would just sit there, holding the newborn demon and smiling, a genuine, happy, grateful smile.

Striker would live at the hospital until his partner and baby were discharged, making sure they both got the absolute best care until he could take them home.

At home, it would still take some adjusting, but he would quickly go from someone who had a giant statue of himself with an enlarged…. (cough, cough….🍆), to someone who has framed photos of their kid every freaking where around the house.

Bombproof would become a nanny horse, and Striker would find a way to have a newborn riding horseback with him when he tried to go anywhere with his little one.

This child would be so spoiled. He would bust his ass to give his kid the best life he could because he would want to give them a better life than he had and he would never want them to feel as jaded as the world made him feel.

His partner would get a kick out of watching him try to censor himself around their kid once they were old enough to parrot everything they heard, cause lets face it, this kid would absolutely be a daddy’s girl/boy. Just hearing an imp who was trying to kill the unkillable try to stop cursing would be funny for everyone.

As the child grew older, Striker would absolutely want to practice gentle parenting. And despite his general personality around adults, he would be amazing with kids and he would rock the whole gentle parenting thing. He would even be good about apologizing when he did screw up with his kiddo. (Think Gordon Ramsey with adults vs kids, apply to cartoon assassin imp).

Definitely the type to cry when his kid does cause he hates seeing them upset or hurt

Striker would be the type of dad who would be so extra when playing with their kid. They wanna have a tea party? There will be real tea and snacks and he will arrive to that tea party in full tea party attire, tiara and all if that's what his baby wants.

His partner will have hundreds of photos of him in embarrassing costumes and makeup because he does that, but his kid will have the best memories of playing with him.

Parenting turns this man into a full on nurse for every injury and illness, a seamstress for stuffed animal surgeries, a gourmet baker for every birthday, and an expert pillow fort architect.

He's always there. For every loose tooth, every first date, and every celebration. He's front row at the kindergarten graduation, and cheering the loudest at the highschool graduation.

But he's always there for the lows too. Every nightmare, every tummy ache, every heartbreak, every suspension or bad grade. He might have to scold them or put some form of punishment in place, but he's always there to remind them that he loves them regardless of the circumstances.

When his kiddo is old enough, he would follow in Blitz's path and start a murder for hire business and make it a family business so his kid had a job and eventually a company to inherit.

Bonus:

As annoying as he finds the tiny imps who sing his theme song, he would pay them to write his kid their own theme song and sing it at their 5th birthday after hearing his little one tell their mother they didn’t think they were as cool as the father they idolized.

[imsogayoml]

After watching Dad beat Dad episode it looks like I was so so wrong about lucifer 😭

Do you have headcanons for the seven deadly sins and god? :>/gen

OKAY OKAY HELLUVA BOSS AND HAZBIN HOTEL SINS.

I'm gonna only do the ones we have seen, as we know what they look like and personalities.

MY HEADCANNONS

Asmodeus - Experimented with Drag and likes pole dancing. He knows all the dirty jokes but he plays dumb so Fizz is happy. Listens to Ghost and Will Wood.

(PLEASE PLEASE DRAW OZZIE IN DRAG I BEG.)

Beelzebub - Encourages people to play beer pong but always wins, but it is a 50/50 chance when she plays against Vortex. Listens to 2000s music obsessively and listens to Kesha (OFCC)

Mammon - Was a decent person then the money and fame consumed him as the Greed population grew. Acts like a 50 year old man (sometimes when men get over the age of like 45 they just have the sudden need to be loud for some reason) Listens to ICP or Eminem.

Lucifer - SASSY. ABSOLUTELY SASSY AND JUDGEMENTAL. Him and Lillith are probably like Gomez and Morticia Addams.

Idk much about him but he seems like his fav song would be "Charlie's Inferno".

✨️ TA DAA ✨️

Hopefully yall enjoyed. thanks for reading. Please feel free to draw any of these. (IM BEGGING YOU AND PLEASE TAG ME IF YOU DO. ILYY)