#helluva hazbin

[hatshazbinhere]

I kinda like the idea of season 2 handling the Lucifer x Alastor living in the same place entirely as background jokes at first.

-Lucifer walking around using the ‘ohh deer’ mug

-Alastor holding lucifers cane just out of reach so he has to get the wings out

- Alastor enchanting lucifers little ducks to follow him around

- Lucifer walking around switching off Alastor’s radios mid sentence

Petty shit like that.

[thehornedguy]

Lucifer when he returns to check how other rules are you doing after being away too long.

[sp00pysquiddle]

My favorite part of the "Mission: Chupacabras" short was Blitzø's laugh. Its been a long time since we've heard him laugh fully, he deserved to have some real fun after all the shit he's been through.

[coolbeesbro]

Let them go see Fuck You Dad together.

[voidsquidd]

Octavia's character is actually so well written like

The first time we see her is her having a nightmare about not being able to find her dad in the palace no matter where she looked. Her fear is already clearly shown in her first appearance, and from then on every time we see her is her having that fear re-instilled

In loo loo land, Stolas is unable to understand how she is feeling, that she doesn't want to go to the circus with him (this is a trait Stolas has throughout the series where he cannot tell what other ppl feel, and viv has made posts hinting at this being an intentional character flaw). So not only is he dragging her somewhere she doesn't want to be but then makes it worse by inviting blitzø becuz he wants to spend time with him. We know Stolas could defend himself, it's clear he wants him there not as a body guard but becuz he genuinely wants him to be, ignoring how via may feel, ignoring why he was doing this to begin with. He just invited the guy he cheated on vias mother with to spend time with them while they went somewhere to try cheer her up, and via puts up with it the whole time.

And remember, she was awake when Stella was screaming abour Stolas cheating, she knows what's going on already. They didn't do anything to try and hide what happened from their daughter.

It's also implied that Stella has always yelled and been like this, since we see a picture of younger her in s2ep1. This is important to show how via has always been living in a dysfunctional household. Her mother reacts to issues by yelling and throwing things, potentially physical violence too, and Stolas has needed anti depressants since before he met blitzø again. While Via doesn't know about that, his depression is going to have affected the way he raised Via.

Both her parents are unable to cope with emotions in a healthy way and that will have caused her to struggle as well.

When she finally has enough during the ep and runs off, Stolas goes after her and talks to her but isn't able to tell her the real circumstances for the marriage, she doesn't know why her parents act the way they do, or why they don't love each other. she doesn't know why Stolas cheated with some other guy or why he invited him just to flirt with the whole time. She's scared her nightmare will come true, she always has been due to her unstable environment and now there is someone Stolas could leave with. That is terrifying for her, that is where she starts to hate blitzø.

And all Stolas can do is promise he won't, but he repeatedly fails to change his behaviour. It's shown in all episodes we see via play a large part in: Stolas does something wrong without thinking about via, ignoring her feelings, forgetting important dates, he apologizes but then goes on to do the same again and again.

That is not enough, that makes via lose trust in him, makes her wait for the next time he fucks up, for the next apology, for the cycle to continue. It is meaningless if he doesn't change.

But that's all Via has, Stella is shown to be mostly absent, not wanting anything to do with Via. If her dad leaves then she will have no one and she constantly feels like he could leave at any moment.

In loo loo land, he paid more attention to blitzø than her.

In seeing stars, when she saw him again after running away becuz of the divorce she was also now having to cope with (which she could easily blame on the cheating and blitzø), blitzø is there, and had been with Stolas the whole day

In sinsmas, blitzø is there when she went to find her dad, blitzø who was the reason this was happening to begin with in her mind, was the one Stolas was now spending all his time with

And let's talk about the divorce a bit more.

For 17 yrs she has had both parents present, even as toxic to each other as they are, Via had always lived with both of them. And now she won't. Now she has to get used to both of her parents separating, living away from each other, all the moving their stuff out, the arguments, procedures and the legal side.

Suddenly everything has changed, her fears are getting worse, nothing is stable in her life anymore. And at 17 too.

When a divorce happens when the child is young, they get used to it, their memories of it get vague over time, even if having seperate parents will always have its own issues, they get used to it and adapt better since young children are overall better at adapting to changes like this, they haven't developed their emotions properly yet and are unable to understand what's happening.

But she is 17, she has always had 2 parents, she isn't used to it, and by that age she is old enough to understand, to feel those emotions. She is dealing with a lot and her fathers continuous issues are getting to her.

And then mastermind happens

Stolas thinks he is going to die when he goes to save blitzø, when he claims to have committed crimes he never did.

Via watches him do this, she probably saw how they were about to sentence blitzø to death, and now her dad is taking the blame, believing he would die; she believes the same.

Her father, after promising he would never leave, after repeatedly messing up and leaving Via last, after prioritizing blitzø and getting carried away with him and focusing on him so much, after being unable to do anything but apologize only to do the same again until those apologies mean nothing.

He is going to permanently end his life, leave his daughter behind forever, for the guy Via was always scared of losing him to.

Her nightmare that she has always has is coming true.

Her dad is leaving her for someone else, we dont even see him think or speak about her while he is doing it, she doesn't cross his mind.

Her not being able to find him was her fear all throughout her life and she had told him multiple times, ask if he would, and he was still going to die for someone else.

And then he doesn't even remember to call her till the next day, and they can't even speak becuz Stella doesn't allow via contact with him.

She has to deal with not having her dad there, for a month. She is with Stella and Andy and unable to speak to her dad all month. He tries to call her but she can't answer and she feels more abandoned than ever. Her mother still seems uninterested in her. The only one who cared even a little bit about her is gone and she's all alone having to cope with how she feels, how much has happened.

She was right, after everything, after all her fears, after constantly feeling like he was close to leaving, the insecurity she dealt with her whole life became true and she was proven right. All her fathers promises mean nothing, they were empty and his actions never reflected what he said he would do.

She clearly misses him, but she expected this, she was just waiting for it to happen.

Then she finds the pills, realises how unhappy he was in the relationship and she goes to find him.

And when she confronts him, this is what she says.

"You lied to me, you said you would never leave me, you promised . . . It was your choice. You chose him . . . You don't love mother, you don't love me, you love him . . . So does that mean you just stayed miserable because of me? Was I some fucking obligation? Is that why you didn't even hesitate when you got a chance to leave?"

When Stolas asks to explain she just says she can't. This isn't her genuinely blaming him, she isn't mad at him really. She just can't handle that conversation. So much has been changing, her life's been more unstable than ever, she never had ppl in her life who could manage their own emotions and she is a teenager and struggling to manage her growing emotions already, and that lack of guidance only makes her ability to worse. She was never taught how, she cannot deal with how she is feeling and simply cannot stand to hear the explanation. Seeing Stolas is hard for her.

And what I think makes this scene even sadder is what Stolas says in s2ep1 to Stella:

"You and I were arranged for one reason, to birth a precautionary heir to the Goetia family . . . The only reason I have endured your constant insults and cruelty was for that girl to have a normal life . . . And the only thing the Goetia family wanted out of our marriage is already 17, so it's over, I'm done."

Via wasn't even wrong. Stolas said exactly what she is accusing him of, even if he didn't mean it like that, even if she didn't hear. Even if it was for him to explain to Stella why he was finally thru with it, why nothing she did could change his mind. He still said those things, he still left once he had a chance, he still chose blitzø.

He didn't leave Via once he got the chance, he left Stella, but in the end his actions still had an affect on Via, one that he once again failed to realise.

And Via doesn't have the full story either.

All she knows is her parents never loved each other and it always seemed like her dad would leave and she was always scared of that happening. Then suddenly he cheats and starts spending more time with the guy until he eventually almost dies for him without even thinking about her. And she finds out he needed pills, that he was miserable. And she's just so upset over it, so scared over the fact he almost did die, the fact everything she thought would happened did happen. She almost lost her dad and he didn't even say anything to her before going to get himself killed. He admits to being sad in the marriage, to Via being the only good thing, but Via's grown up in such a toxic environment, she misinterprets what he said, she feels like it's her fault he felt this way, and she doesn't even wait for any more apologies.

She's heard his all her life and they never meant anything, they were never a sign he would change, so why should she listen to another one while knowing it was just another lie?

She can't listen to that again.

[radargrind2091]

Helluva Hazbin Icons

-Helluva Boss (c) SpindleHorse

-Hazbin Hotel (c) SpindleHorse, A24, Bento Box Entertainment, and Amazon MGM Studios

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Alastor and Stolas

Stolas loved when he discovered someone else who could bend their neck like him, found it quite a hoot- even if they were quite the quirky character like Alastor.

Completed art for my wip story:

[fizziepopangel]

Be Careful...

"They said be careful with that one

love,

he will do what it takes to survive...."

[angel-of-the-moons]

Celeste Goetia

This is an OC I adopted a few years ago, and only just got around to drawing! Meet Celeste, one of Stolas's (many) siblings, and probably the only one he has a (wholesome) relationship with in general

She is.... not very important by the family's standards but that works just fine for her because it gives her time to work on her craft. I plan on drawing her in something else, but this is typically the type of outfit she would wear if she was in a meeting with one of the Sins or her father (or higher, if possible)

Her craft being... blood-enchanted stained glass.

The glass is tinted with the blood of demons, usually an enemy's or even just the dead scavenged after an Extermination.

Most of her work is through commission by the Sins or Overlords (once she did a project for Lucifer himself for little Charlie's nursery).

If the blood of an enemy is added to the mixtures in her projects; it can help protect you against their magic etc, but most of the time she just does it for artistic value; putting in different magical properties--such as moving images, celestial patterns etc.

Her dream is to get a hold of some high-ranking angelic blood to create an ultimate masterpiece. (I.e, the whole ass angel)

Her relationship with Stolas is more like..... She'd hold his hair back while he pukes in the toilet kinda thing; petting his hair while he sobs into a carton of ice cream about his troubles.

She was married at some point, but she hated him. (I mean, who enjoys arranged marriages anyway?) So, unsurprisingly, she killed him and used his blood to create windows for her foyer lmao

Paimon arranged a couple of more marriages for her down the line, but one of them disappeared, the other she openly cut his legs off in front of Paimon, and the third just screamed and ran away because at that point, she had a reputation. She didn't feel like making a "precautionary heir" and Paimon basically completely neglected her at that point and left her to her own devices.

(Honestly at this point I'd totally be down for a Helluva/Hazbin art trade with her!!!)

[that1emowitch]

Not a Batfam post like my usual ones, but I made a little something!

Basically I had one of those tag thingies on bread packets and I realized it looked kinda like a face and horns, and then I thought, BLITZØ!

[jokeuspocus]

ANY WAY YOU WANT ME BABY, THAT’S THE WAY YOU GOT ME 💕🕷️🕸️

Hazbin Hotel has me in a chokehold dear GOD.

Bonus:

[hatshazbinhere]

At first I was like

‘Radio Apple but they kiss’

but now I’m like

‘Radio apple but they never kiss because Alastor wouldn’t want that so they just exist in a queer platonic relationship that neither party really knows how it happened but Alastor called lucifer darling one time and he accidentally said it back and now lucifer is in the kitchen making venison stew’

[sinnerfr0mhell]

"Goodbye, Blitz."

[hellaverseapocalypse]

And The Whirlwind is in the Tree

Striker's Story - A Helluva AU

Pairing: Striker and OC Amelda(adoptive father/daughter relationship) Warnings: angst, whump, hurt-comfort, injury, blood, harsh language, death, gore, killing in self-defense, graphic depictions of violence. Summary: It's over. It's finally over. Now it's time to rebuild.

See end of chapter for notes.

Read on ao3 - 1k words

It's in the seventh year of the Angel Invasion when it was finally over.

They stayed in the human world for almost a year and it was a bit complicated.

They constantly had to be in their human disguises and make sure they didn't get nosy neighbors.

Then a bombshell hit.

Fizz was pregnant.

Pregnant with the baby of a deadly sin.

So after a bit of hysteria, he was constantly monitored and everyone felt the tension of his upcoming birth.

When Fizz went into labor, Striker was tasked with keeping the kids occupied; Blitz wouldn't leave Fizz's side and Millie's mother was going to be the midwife. Via and Loona soundproof the place, hoping his screams would be deadened.

Finally, after a strenuous 8 hours, Fizz's daughter was born.

A hybrid he named Jezzie; she had Asmodeus’ blue fur but Fizz’s imp horns and beak. Amelda and her friends were very curious about their newest member, crowding and oohing about the baby.

It was 2 hours later when they got the call.

The war is over.

The angels retreated back to heaven.

They could all go home.

Striker thought it was a trick at first, but then Stolas himself came and told them that it was safe again. Everyone cheered, himself included, giving Amelda a big bear hug.

It was finally over.

When they went back, the sins were already at their rings, rebuilding bit by bit. Fizz wept as he held his own lover, showing their daughter to him the first time. Striker saw Colt and Murphy were still alive, giving them both a manly hug. He was so happy to see his friends survived.

 Later, Striker got called to the office of the King of Hell and was told to bring Amelda with him. It seems Stolas told him about their situation.

Lucifer was...surprising.

He expected him to be taller or more menacing; but he just looked like a handsome human. He didn't look like someone who he found out later, literally flew to heaven and broke down the golden gates, demanding for the fighting to stop.

Then he told him who he was and the room shifted.

Suddenly, Lucifer looked furious and his smile changed to a malicious one. It was as though the gravity of the room felt heavier, making Amelda fearfully hoot from behind Striker as he simultaneously felt the urge to vomit from being startled so fiercely.

“You do realize that I can kill you for what you did before.”

Striker only nodded, too afraid to speak.

“But Stolas vouched for you, and so did his fiance.” Lucifer said, sitting back in his chair, easing up with the frightening influence he inflicted upon the environment just then. “I understand you want to adopt this child.”

Striker begins to express agreement, but before he could speak Lucifer put his hand up.

“But, I need to ask her if that's what she wants. Ars Goetia are pretty strict with all this paperwork.”

Lucifer looked over the owlet and asked if she wanted to stay with Striker or to go to her Goetia family.

It was a big fat no to the royals.

She saw how none of them came to their aid, except for Stolas, Vassago and Via. She wanted nothing from them.

Striker was proud of his little girl.

So just a few days later, he got the paperwork that Amelda was officially adopted by him.

Lucifer then asked Striker what he wanted, since he helped so much in the Lust battle and in Wrath.

His old self would have asked for money and riches beyond his wildest dreams.

But after 7 years, he just wants to rest.

So he asked for a farm and land in Wrath.

And that's exactly what he got.

During the time they were getting settled, a lot of events happened.

Fizz and Ozzie got married.

It was the event of the century, it was televised to all the rings and was talked about for weeks. To many demons, it was a sign of a rebuilt and safe Hell, whatever that means.

Even though he was invited, Striker didn't want to go, but Amelda insisted to be there for Oliver, who was now a teenager and officially adopted by the couple.

The wedding was more like a big party, with it ending with Ozzie saying Fizz would be his queen of the Lust Ring.

He watched as Fizz and Ozzie in their wedding suits, holding Oliver and Jezzie in their arms, looking deliriously happy.

Good for them.

Blitz bet they will have their next one in less then a year.

Speaking of which, Blitz and Stolas' wedding was very low key compared to theirs.

It was a small group of friends, family and allies in Stolas garden, their hands binding with a red cloth, showing their devotion together.

Blitz would be considered Stolas consort, but that was fine with him. He told Striker that just means both his spy network and assassin job can work better, you can learn a lot from people when they treat you like you are invisible.

Blitz said he has his number on speed dial if he needs a job.

Striker thanked him for that.

Striker let out a breath of air as he walked onto his porch, taking in his new land; seeing Millie's family farm several yards away. He heard Moxxie is going to help out, needing a break from assassination work.

He looked to the side, seeing his daughter petting their horses that miraculously survived.

7 years ago, his younger self would have snarled at him and called him weak for accepting this modest bullshit and taking in a Goetia half-ling.

But after all these years of fighting, this is good enough.

He sighs as he sits in the rocking chair Amelda insisted they needed and put his feet up, pulling his hat over his eyes.

More than good enough.

HOLY SHIT! The final chapter! Me and Candy are beyond grateful to our readers! This was a fan project and collab that we really wanted to do, and we have succeeded! We will do the next one in the fall, this time, through Fizz POV and with a few surprises. Thanks so much for reading!

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[empress-vibezzz]

I DREW ANDREALPHUS AHHHH!! First time drawing him! Made his pupils visible 👁️ He got his eyelash game from his GLORIOUS sister during their spa day 🦢💆‍♀️💆‍♂️🧖‍♀️🧖‍♂️