#hilarious implications

[purplelovingbanana]

IF WARRIORS HAD A WALLET

Ok, SO, I was going through your blog and sat this ask and, well- I just had to make something as well 😆

Violet’s familiar is a 💖✨Pretty Princess✨💖

Anyway, I wanted to thank you for sharing your wonderful works with us, all of them bring me much joy to read<3

Have an absolutely wonderful day/night! I’m sending many hugs, high-fives, and good-vibes your way!

Oh my gosh this is.... I need a moment

this is perfection. If Warriors had a wallet he'd want to keep this in it just to torture Twilight forever and ever amen

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Your beats make me sick

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[egophiliac]

Silver is finally here...he just took the title for the most beautiful card in TWST's history...

me five years ago: wow I really hope we get to see dragon Malleus someday! that'll be so nice and wonderful. I bet he's a big silly! :)

twst: :)

GOD. it occurred to me literally three hours before the anniversary stream that they might've been saving the reveal for then to just explode us all at once. this timing was EXTREMELY deliberate. thank you Twst. I can't even focus on all the Blazing Jewel stuff because Silver wielding the physical manifestation of his Complicated Dad Issues is busy eating my entire brain. and -- oh what's that? he duos with Lilia? I'M RUINED THANK YOU ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ

this is your warning that I'm going to be the most annoying person on the planet come Monday morning, thank you everybody and goodniiiiiiight

[rocketbirdie]

meanwhile, in another timeline

[kahuna-burger]

I would love to see every school of magic have a different type of healing spell!

Of course, it would be easier to decide what healing was of there was any true agreement on what hit points are. Most everyone plays them as indications of damage, but then somebody gotta be pedantic and pull out the flavor text that says they indicate all sorts of factors and a hit doesn't mean a cut, blah blah... Except mechanics like poison and damage reduction have the underlying premise that hit point loss does equal physical damage.

Game is a hilarious mess.

differentiating between healing magic and necromancy by making them phenomonologically distinct is Exactly The Problem I Am Railing Against!

[transemmrichvolkarin]

i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.

this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir

oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)

that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.

But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.

but wait. in the pantry. what's that?

oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...

two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.

there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.

[itadooori]

have i told yall i fw junhun

[aroaceleovaldez]

my very important genderbend au thought is that all nicos are the same except for one key difference

[coastalmangoes]

that one gq heat stroke image

[agentcaboose]

this sign never fails to make me laugh

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

Your Forgeworld gets taken over by a Chaos Space Marine warband

Expectation:

Reality:

[onesidedradiostatic]

Imagine the Hotel crew breaks into the V Tower to foil the Vees' plans and they grab a contract they think is Angel's but it's actually some random VoxTek employee that they free and this dude's now at the hotel with them like "it was awful. he made me clean his Alastor shrine every day and I mean that thing is HUGE. And he made me sing an Alastor version of My Heart Will Go On every morning before work. I had to dress up as the radio demon when I cleaned the shrine." Immediate silence. Entire hotel room stares at Alastor. Alastor's eye is twitching, the radio static is getting louder and he looks like he just malfunctioned.

LMAOOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY. this guy joins the main cast

and he has a song number about his mistreatment from vox and how much he had to deal with his WEIRD alastor fixation. the deep cleaning of his body pillow. the radio demon cosplay he had to put on on some days. he's so traumatised by all of vox's weird alastor shit the very sight of alastor in the flesh causes him to spiral. it was a very emotional song number. it ends with alastor blank staring at him and then saying "what" with charlie sobbing in the background.

[mosscreeper-ao3]

The fact that Keith was actually canonically rivals with James, not Lance will never not be funny to me.

[egophiliac]

still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

[lazylittledragon]

it was nice while it lasted. to have something i actually liked by you. eddie ruins everything

there's a really easy solution here and i'm going to let you figure it out yourself because i do have faith that some people still have functioning brain cells

[certainwizardlady]

Granny Button once heard a human say that money in savings grows. She’s been saving this quarter since the 60s so it’s gotta be a million bucks by now.