#howd THAT get. there
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Saw your most recent repost about Tim doing things that his parents used to do/ use with him and I’m absolutely terrified
Idk what you're talking about *shrug*
#ignore the link#pfft-#howd??#howd THAT get. there#c r a z y y y#sunny asks#the drakes spoiled brat#trash tim au#tim drake#ty for the ask!!#prim asks
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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.
like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been
#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling#and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky#which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s)#and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve#like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive#sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently#its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part#shut up riley#marvel#stucky
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it's half past midnight when you hear the first telltale sign that someone is trying to break into your apartment. the shifting footsteps outside the front door were too loud to ignore, there was the unmistakable sound of someone breathing, and then came the dreaded, incessant jingling of the door knob.
dabi kept an extra pair of his combat boots outside your apartment door to scare off anyone from even attempting to break in when he's not around—you'll be sure to tell him his little trick did in fact not work if you manage to survive this entire ordeal.
dabi was a pretty resourceful boyfriend. he had given you some... questionable self defense weapons. prioritizing your peace of mind, you didn't ask him where he got the illegal artillery from and simply tucked it into the back of your coat closet (the world was a scary place, you weren't an idiot who would turn down extra protection).
and thank the universe you didn't, because now you have a bat with a bunch of nails tacked onto every square inch of its surface to, hopefully, fight off your intruder. your fingers tremble as you dial dabi's number, hearing it ring before it goes straight to the automated voicemail��anxiety prickles in your stomach, and you flinch when you hear the door knob shake even harder than it was before.
just your luck. tightening your grip on the bat, you take a tentative step backwards to keep yourself out of sight in case the door does cave in and open.
"the one time he isn't home," you mutter wearily under your breath before quietly gasping when you hear something scratching against your doorknob—it takes you half a second to realize the perpetrator was picking the lock, because it suddenly snaps off its latch and opens with a horrifying clink!
the door doesn't open. not for a heartbeat, at least. but the moment it does, you swing the bat as hard as you possibly can—throwing all your body weight into the hit.
dabi had less than a second to duck out of the way.
you miss—or in other words, he avoids getting his face bashed in by a single millisecond as the nails slam against the doorframe behind him instead.
he's crouched on the floor, eyes wide and a little breathless while you stand above him, completely stupefied
"dabi?" you shriek, half relieved and half mortified as you let go of the bat still stuck in the wood, gently pushing his boot with your slipper clad foot in questioning
"at least i don't have to worry about leaving you alone on missions as much," he says, eyes simmering with amusement and fatigue as you sputter, trying to string together enough words to form a coherent sentence
"what the hell! wha—how—why would you scare me like that! you have a key, you asshole! use it! a-and i called you! why didn't you pick up?!" you snap, delivering a swift kick to his shin as he hisses through his teeth, grin wide and toothy as he stretches his legs out in front of him, making no move to get off the floor
"first of all, my phone got crushed in a fight. second, i accidentally melted the key—don't ask me how. and third, the reason i picked the lock was because i thought you were asleep. i just wanted to come in quietly without waking you up. what the hell are you doing awake, anyway?" he muses, slumping a bit against the wall as you stay quiet.
with a sigh, you close your front door shut and make sure to lock it properly before lowering yourself onto the ground beside him. he smells like smoke, and there's dried blood on his pants. it doesn't stop you from pressing yourself into his side and dropping your head onto his shoulder
"you woke me up," you murmur, and he scoffs
"as if. i was as quiet as a mouse. you just have freakishly good hearing senses," he says with a breathy chuckle as you frown
"i could've seriously hurt you with that bat. can you please try and give me some sort of a warning next time? i don't think i'd be able to live with myself if something happened to you."
dabi doesn't answer for a while. he's staring straight ahead to where your bedroom door is left ajar, the warm golden light of your lamp spills into the hallway and illuminates it in a soft glow that looks like sunshine
"it's gonna take a lot more than that to kill me."
silence settles over you two, and dabi takes a split second to glance at you through his peripheral vision—you have both of your arms wrapped around one of his, and your brows are furrowed as your eyes remain closed.
he glances up at the bat, still jammed into the door frame, thanks to the nails, before he grins.
"it's pretty sick, huh? that bat's gotta be one of my favorites. and you have good aim—pretty lethal combination, if you ask me.
"dabi," you scold tiredly, but he just brings a finger to your lips
"shh shh, don'cha think you've yelled enough? do you want another noise complaint from those nosy neighbors of yours? can't say i could fault them this time, though—it is pretty late."
your lips settle into a pout, and you grumble quietly under your breath as he tucks an arm under your knees and behind your back before standing up
"come on. i'm tired as shit—and bloody. i'll shower and join you in bed, all right?"
you don't say anything, simply nodding as he carries you to your room. he settles you onto the heap of blankets before heading to your shower.
normally, dabi would've just passed out the second he got home. but he didn't want you laying in filth. so, here he was—scrubbing himself down and hopping out of the shower after another ten minutes to see you curled up under the blankets.
it had been a horrible couple of weeks for him. fighting in terrible conditions and sleeping in even worse—but coming home to you was always something that made the torture bearable.
he slips into bed after turning off the lights, and you instinctively move to hold him. your arms wrap around his middle and your head falls on his chest. a warm palm slides under your shirt and settles onto the planes of your back a moment later
"next time, i'll sneak in through your balcony. be the perfect knight in shining armor for you—i don't think you'll have enough time to grab the bat by the time i get in."
you don't open your eyes, but your lips stretch into a small smile that has dabi grinning widely
"missed you," you murmur with a yawn as he hums, staring up at the ceiling
"go to sleep. i'll be right here when you wake up, promise."
once your breathing evens out, dabi peels himself out of your embrace as quietly as he possibly can. he takes a quick walk around you apartment—ensuring all the windows were closed, the front door was locked, and no one suspicious was lurking outside before he re-enters your room and slides back into bed.
he finally lets himself fall asleep, and it's the best sleep he's had since he left you.
it's not because of the air conditioning, it's not because of the bed, and it's not because he'd gotten to take a shower—really, the only reason he was able to fall asleep peacefully was because he had you with him, tucked into his side and in bed, right where both of you belonged.
#just imagineee how many times you've gone to bed alone and woke up with this mf somehow laying beside you like??#howd u get there buddy#and hes just like 👁️👄👁️ you don't wanna know babe#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha#dabi#dabi x reader#dabi x you#dabi x y/n#my hero academia#bnha x reader#mha x reader#toya todoroki x reader#toya todoroki#toya todoroki x you#touya todoroki x reader#touya todoroki#todoroki touya#bnha dabi#mha dabi#league of villains#dabi fluff#toya todoroki x y/n#dabi mha#touya x reader#mha touya#bnha touya#league of villians x reader#touya todoroki x you
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meow -narinder
(inspired by that one narilamb lick drawing!!!! i cant find it for the life of me pls link if u know who made it🙏🙏🙏)
traditional lamb sketch

#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl#narilamb#mini comic#smelly lamb howd they get so stinky#sharp cat tongue strikes again#shitpost#my art
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literally how did she get out of that
#bfdi#battle for dream island#evil leafy#bfdi evil leafy#osc#bfdia#book#bfdi book#EL HAD HER RIGHT THERE??? HOW DID SHE GET OUT ???? WHAT#fanart#LIKE LITERALLY#right in the corner. el blocking the only exit. trying to grab a loose piece of wood off the wall for some reason#no cuz i literally saw her grab that nd was like#Are they gonna fight#imag8ne if we got a fight between book and evil leafy. how awesome would that be for someone to actually like#defend themselves against her WOULDNT THAT BE SO AWESOME GUYS COME ONNNNN COME ON WHY DID THEY JUST HAVE IT OFFSCREEN#WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND IT MAKES NO. SENSE HOWD SHEok ok ok#been a while since i went insane in tags i think. and its about the shipwreck scene again god damn it#but it has nothing on that other post
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i was trying to learn how to draw transformers and i accidentally made bumblebee look so incredibly high so i threw this up💀💀this is also the first time ive ever drawn robots
#transformers#transformers earthspark#bumblebee#transformers bumblebee#breakdown#transformers breakdown#tf earthspark#earthspark bumblebee#earthspark breakdown#tfe bumblebee#tfe breakdown#ive never posted transformers stuff so i dont know what tags to use lol#there in fact was a loss of effort in the middle of making this#fish•thing’s arttag#also also jerma ref lolol‼️‼️#im just gonna—#breakbee#😨😨😨#howd that get there!!
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🤨 erm.
#dirkjake#jakedirk#howd men kissing get on my screen guys? wtf#jake english#dirk strider#homestuck#my art#zan0tix#shaking fist. my art needs to get more homosexual
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#someone asked for humansonas of her and balloon and its an awesome request but im STUMPED idk howd they look like#especially balloon.BUT I ASSURE U I SAW AND LOVED THE COMMENT as soon as i get an idea for em ill do em#art#my art#oc tag#furry#oc rene
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sketched out a design of a nightwing based off of this post by @otiksimr , its just so genius i had to get out this idea
what a lucky coinkydink that its dragon appreciation day ^_^
#they also use she/her too ^_^#ill probably make a fullbody design of them eventually#but for now just a bust since i wanted to get the idea out quickly#yes i am procrastinating on bigger things by doodling design ideas#howd you know#wings of fire#nightwing#wof#wof nightwing#dragon#appreciate a dragon day#dragon appreciation day
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project shadow (freezer aisle)
#shadow get up...#we need you#howd he get in there#sonic#sth#shadow the hedgehog#shadow ily#sonic the hedgehog#sonic meme
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When tumblr goes down for good I will be all done. No twitter no discord no letterboxd the only place you can find me is your dreams. You know the one. I’m at the end of the hallway. Keep going. Don’t mind the lights these damn fluorescents go in and out. Come on. I know it seems to go on forever but I’m just around the corner I promise. A little further. Do not look behind you.
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Ren’s damn side eye expressions are killing me
#howd the dog get in there?#the first image doesn’t feel real#hermitblr#trafficblr#hermitcraft charity stream#rendog#martyn itlw
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WHEN DID I UNLOCK THIS ON THE SKILL TREE?!?
Also surprise juno steel bc i found a ref that fit him perfectly- im not great at capturing likenesses yet but they!!! look like people!!!!
#malevolent#the penumbra podcast#charlie dowd#detective noel#the butcher#dennis collins#juno steel#malevolent podcast#traditional art#BY GOD?!? HOWD I GET HERE I DID THESE LAST NIGHT AND????#also bella is almost there but i went to bed and then hated her when i woke up#charlie is too hot#he needs more weasel to realy be charlie
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College is driving me insane, recharging batteries by allowing myself to sketch personal stuff otherwise I will go mad 🥀 Have a Vere wip. I'm surprised I managed to get it to look this presentable in one sitting lolol
#touchstarved game#touchstarvedgame#touchstarved vere#vere touchstarved#definetely worth it to stay up until 3 for this yessir#save me fox man save me#wip#howd this get so many notes help#you all are so nice q.q#I'm so sad I can't draw more
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Feeling like shit but being passionate about Amber getting her pussy ate
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Upon @triplehearts 's request you guys get these too ig
#desert duo#scarian#trafficshipping#hermitshipping#isdoodles#STOP FEEDING MY DEMONS U LITTLE SHITS (sillies server)#the scarian nation feasting rn bc of how we are all collectively insane#howd we get here
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