#i’m joking don’t come for me

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[go-star-sailor]

transfem wirt truthers wya

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

“Average cultivator has killed their brother” factoid is actually just statistical error. The average cultivator has killed 0 brothers. Fratricide Georg, who lives in Lotus Pier and has killed every demonic cultivator that could potentially be his brother for the past 13 years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[harvesting-sirens]

I am a real sucker for jade being the first to fall

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I made this with no real direction on where this was going if you couldn’t tell lmaoo— it was just supposed to be the first drawing but I kept going

Back on with resting bitch face trey clover as well

☆´∀｀☆

[lesbianjackies]

so like the thesis of yj is not #girlboss #shedidnothingwrong #goodforher actually. i fear the point is that women and girls can be fucked up and do awful shit and experience trauma and get their hands dirty too. i fear that “misty quigley and shauna shipman did nothing wrong” it is not the feminist take you think it is

[notebookpapers]

Seeing Americans join RedNote and realize that education, healthcare, food, and housing are cheaper in China rlly makes me lose faith in some people’s critical thinking skills.

Like, yeah. We’ve known. Anyone with friends or family in China has known this. Anyone with an ounce of curiosity and access to a search engine has known. And no, China is by no means a perfect country, but some things are WAY better than over here.

Have you never been curious?? To what living conditions in other countries are like??? Have you looked into it??? Really looked??? Because why are you just learning these things now?

Expand your horizons, guys. Learn about different cultures. I guarantee you, you have more in common than you think.

[chaoticlad]

Y’know.

Crappost

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

crazy how f1 fans went from praising the 2019 rookies to shitting on them as soon as they started beating the favs.

[fireladybuckley]

I can’t believe a boyfriend made a silly sex joke to lighten the mood after both partners had a moment of vulnerability. The audacity. The horror. The normalcy! Unbelievable. How dare a conversation about feelings turn to levity. How dare a couple have a light chat about trauma-related things over dinner that doesn’t turn into an incredibly deep heart to heart instead of a joke and moving on. Unbelievable. I’m never watching this show again! 👎🏻

[runningatypufullspeed]

BRIGHT ASS COLORS GIRL WATCH OUT

Been like almost 6 months since I’ve been roosting here on this lovely website and I STILL have no clue how to use it

[mjfs-heat-seeker]

An (extremely) oversimplified summary of AEW recently:

MJF: GIVE ME MONEY. BUY MY MERCH. PLEASE. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HERE AND WHILE I PROMISED TO BE MEAN, SO FAR I HAVE ONLY DONE NICE THINGS. Oh but this British mark can—

Will Ospreay: I’m the Billy goat, I got this shit in the bag. MJF? Whos that? Meh, probably nobody, who cares! Lalala!

Swerve Strickland: I am going to kill Will Ospreay at Forbidden Door. That is not hyperbole, I am physically going to kick his head off of his shoulders if he touches this belt one more goddamn time.

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Kyle O’Reilly: Am I doing this right, Mark?

Mark Briscoe: [unintelligent ramblings of a proud mad man]

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Willow Nightingale: Kris Statlander I’m gonna fuck you up, but first I need to be here for—

Orange Cassidy: EVERYONE LEFT ME AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING ANYMORE. I’m so tired… [Sobbing as Where Is My Mind plays in the background]

ZSJ from across the room: …ORANGE BOLLUCKS, TAKE YOUR TROUSERS OFF!!

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The Elite: We run this… bitch.

The Acclaimed: AYO YOUNG CUCKS, WHY DON’T YOU CHOKE ON THIS— [mic cut]

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This has been an oversimplified summary of some of the angles leading up to Forbidden Door. Thank you for your time…

… /j

[valewritessss]

This fandom is so nit-picky that I’ve seen more criticism on every little thing about wottg (a book that came out 2 days ago) than people saying things they liked about it

Edit: someone has already gotten mad so I repeat this is a joke and not that deep❤️

[gingermaybel]

The chancellor’s office held a small meeting and summoned the jedi. Anakin, just came back from the frontline battered and high on painkillers, kissed padmé without thinking the moment he walked in, and looked up to see the entire room frozen in stunned silence. So he had to proceed to kiss the rest of everyone—bail, mon, riyo, ono (got stabbed by his pointy mouth), amedda (got stabbed by his horns), halle (so tall he only managed to kiss her on the neck), fox (the unfortunate guard stuck on patrol that day), obiwan (🤨), and ahsoka. She was like ewww??????? and then he walked behind the desk and kissed palpatine and then she was like sbdshdjajwhdhsjwjdh????]^|~????????!!!!!!??!?????$|^}^]€€]^{}

[king-lena]

it isn’t clogging up his brain but the next thing he is quoted as saying is “roger’s got this fabulous chin dimple in his chin…” after looking wistfully at an old pink floyd photo LIKE GIRL COME AWNNNN and then like twenty years later he puts out his album on roger’s birthday and then like two months after that brings him up unprompted in an interview by lowkey calling him a heartthrob while trying to get a dig in at him and then saying that the interviewer should ask roger how he feels about david being a heartthrob lmao like sir i am afraid you are losing the idgaf war and bad 💀

[cupids-fiction]

shit no wonder he’s so well respected despite doing maybe 3 things the whole game if i was dutch i’d suck him — i mean suck up to him too

[vic-does-battlecats]

Minor spoilers for the already revealed chapters of the next A Starless Clan book Wind