#im going to explode and die and throw up

[anexplosionofchaos]

JUST FINISHED WIEGE. AM NOT OKAY.

i want to analyse every single fucking frame the animation became so beautiful. every single shot. genuinely a masterpiece.

like there is so much going on i just. Can’t. anymore. god why is alnst so fucking devastating im so done /pos

also.

HYUNA DID NOR JUST DIE. NO. NOOOO. ABSOLUTELY NOT MY QUEEN WHAT ABOUT THE REBELLION????? HUHHHHHH?? IM NOT OKAY GUYS IT DIDNT HAPPEN NO WAY NO FUCKING WAY. (i can’t do this anymore)

ohh fuck and this frame especially god…. you were always my one and only weakness I CANT DO RHIS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE BLOOD ON LUKAS FACE. HYUNA CRADLING HIM. DESPITE EVERYTHING. GOD THIS SHOW IS SO FREAKISNGSGS SAD

[funeraleee]

Y’all better be listening to my music now cuz I might kms in a couple of months.

[filmy939]

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WHEN I SEE THEM AGAIN!?!?! IN THE SAME VICINITY?!?! THE SAME ROOM?!?!! BREATHING THE SAME AIR?!?!?! WHAT THEN?!?!!?!!

[indiegame]

👎 this wasn't supposed to be on my bingo for dec help

[yougyattabekidding]

MR TORO PLEASE BRING BACK REMEMBER THEIR LAUGHTER ON SPOTIFY 😭😭😭

[imcroyable]

my scalp is dry, my hair is frizzy, my ends are splitting, my eyes are watery and itchy, i feel stuff crawling on my skin, my nose is dry and irritated, i have mouth sores, im uncomfortable and mostly, i wanna kill myself.

[ithinkiannoyeveryone]

FUCKING HELL having a crush on my ex is now on my 2024 bingo bc it's getting too close to call

[plushpyromoved]

i justw atched the fnaf movie illigally im gonna go insane im gonna blow up im going to cry im going to throw up im insane im not normal i raaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[type-a-sentinull]

nobody talk to me about my ocs im going insane I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING BUT IDK WHAT TO WRITE AND IM GOING INSANE AUOGUBHUUAGIGAGAAOAHAIGIAGAOHAOYAUAHAIHAHAIHAUHAUGAUGAUGAUHAUGAUHAUHAUGAUGAUGAIAUHAUGAIHAUG SOMEBODY PUT ME DOWN PLEAAAAASSSEEEEE

I NEED TO TEAR THEM APART WITH MY TEETH I HATEEEEEEE THEMMMMMMMM

[vanishintoyou]

im saurrr tireddddd from the whole week presumably but also like shopping is so draining for me

[just-some-random-blogger]

... What if I do it

I find it sooo funny that Alicent's way of dealing with her issues is to go camping and swimming and generally go into the woods alone to recharge. Meanwhile, Gwayne didn't wanna camp out in the woods while they are in the middle of war 😭😂

I need a modern au with Alicent who adores camping and getting dirty and Gwayne who complains about the bugs and sleeping on the cold, hard ground, PLEASE-

[ladyofthebookcase]

spearmother…

that ask earlier got me thinking about this au more. initially it was just a couple of doodles but im a bit invested now lol. things would kind of go as follows:

spearmaster finds artificer roughly like in this comic, while it's on its way to moon after getting the pearl ripped out by pebbles. it doesn't know what a baby is or that this is one (it just thinks this is a small creature that happens to resemble it), and to be fair, artificer can definitely take care of themself better than the average slugpup. they were abandoned by their colony at a young age, when their explosive abilities began to manifest, but i think they'd have been raised by a colony of carnivorous slugcats, so them eating meat isn't that anomalous. they're definitely in the cycle, so they can come back after they die (which they do, many many times), but they're not locked at karma 1 yet. they also can't craft anything yet; their spit just kind of sizzles and burns if it gets on you, and their explosive jump is very weak. if they get knocked off spearmaster's back during a fight, it's going to have a hell of a time catching them again lol. (they definitely still explode underwater though, i have a small comic about that that didn't fit in this post.)

the campaign pretty much progresses just as it would if played with a slugpup-- a couple of extra deaths and detours, a cycle where arti gets killed and spearmaster sighs deeply before throwing itself in acid, etc. i think it would bring arti back with it to sun's superstructure just because i like the idea of suns being like "how did you get a baby???" lmao. arti probably grows up there, learns to fight from their parent, menaces the ecosystem, and then eventually feels an urge to return to the place they were born in. spearmaster by that point is likely too old to travel that far, so they go alone, and on their travels they either adopt or asexually reproduce to create two slugpups of their own. and then the cycle continues.

[ysrjune]

omg i was just hit by a stroke of genius

monroe twins au but also teen dad!scott and leo au…sam meets baby leo 🙌 or just sam and leo interacting…

i’m so intelligent arent i 😼

-🌪️

𐔌 CUTE CREATIVE TITLE ᭪؛

NEWBORN ERA

• “Isn't he cute?” Scott asks his brother while holding Leo. “He looks like every other baby.” Sam says. “But a little less ugly, I guess.” He smirks and boops the baby's nose. “Hes reaaaal red, too.”

• Sam does NOT like to babysit his nephew. He's got his own things going on (sleeping or going out with his friends), but when there's payment involved, he sucks it up.

“I forgot you little twerps need to be changed.” Sam sighs and goes into Scott's room to get a diaper and wipes. “This is so gross.” Sam whines but gets the job done. Leo looked up at Sam with those big eyes of his, and Sam felt something explode. “I guess you are pretty cute. You get that from your mom, though. Your dad is ugly as hell.”

• Hearing the baby cry all the time (especially at night) wasn't just tiring for you and Scott, but also for his family. Especially Sam. Sam loves sleeping, and when he's awaken—he gets super moody. It'll be 3 in the morning, and he wakes up to the baby crying. He groans and throws the pillow over his face in hopes he'll suffocate and die.

6 MONTHS

• Leo likes hanging out with his uncle. He crawls around on Sam's bed or floor (which he now keeps clean.. mostly), exploring the room.

• Sam talks to Leo like he can actually understand. “Did you miss me, you little douche bag?” Sam bounces Leo on his lap. He had been at school all day. Leo babbles, and Sam takes it as a yes. “I know you did. Im your favorite uncle.” He smiles a little bit and let's Leo crawl on the bed.

• Scott and Sam play with Leo. Stuffed animals, action figures, blocks, and other toys. Sam doesn't always enjoy playing, but if he doesn't, Leo starts crying. And Sam doesn't need that. It's 9:45, and he's ready to go to bed.

1 YEAR

• Every time Scott and Sam return from school, you and Leo are on the couch, waiting for them. “Hi!!!!!!!” Leo smiles at both of them. “Learn something elseee,” Sam kneels in front of you and the baby. “Say Sam.” Leo laughs and looks over at you. “Sam, baby. It's Sam.” But Leo won't say it. “Ammmm.” He says instead. “Scott, your kid is stupid.” Sam smirks and leaves up to his room.

• “Give him a kiss, give him a kiss!” You hold Leo to Sam's face. “Mwah!!!” You say, and Leo kisses Sam's cheek. “Yayy!!” You say, making Leo smile. “Again, again! Mwah!!” And Leo kisses Sam again. Sam tries to act like he doesn't enjoy it, but he does. It's cute.

TODDLER ERA

• Since Leo can now form simple sentences, Sam does not want to be called by Uncle Sam. He thinks it's makes him sound old. So he just lets the baby call him Sam.

“Where Sam??!” Leo asks you. “With daddy.” You answer. “Daddy?” Leo questions. “Daddd—Sammm.” Leo walks around. “Yes baby, Sam is with daddy. They'll be back.”

He starts to point at picture frames. “Sammy. Scotty.” He points to each twin. “Mamaa!!!” He squeals, bunching up his nose and running to you. “You want Scott?” You ask your son. Leo nods, looking to the side. “Auuuuhhh.” He makes random noise. “Buh-buh-buh-ba-ba.” He sticks his tongue out and starts squatting up and down. He misses Sam and Scott.. but they've only been gone for about 12 minutes.

• Whenever Sam babysits Leo, he always dresses him up in 'cool clothes'. He has a friend who knows how to make shirts, so he puts in orders to that friend to make cool shirts for his nephew. Sam keeps those shirts in one of his drawers because he knows you'll probably never put them on him. Scott and him definitely will, though.

“Loooook!!!” Leo points out Sam's lip piercing to his dad. “Yeah, champ. Sam likes to put holes in his face.” Scott laughs. Leo gasps. “Oh no!!” He frowns. “Sam why you put a hole in dere??” Leo tilts his head and pokes at it. “Cause it looks cool, man.”

Leo pulls down Sam's lip to see the small metal plate that digs into his gums. “Whats that?”

“Its the piercing, dude.”

“But you have it hereee!!!” He let's go of the lip and taps the ball on the outside. “See??!”

Leo is always curious about Sam's piercings.

• Sam cooks top ramen noodles or maruchans for Leo, and the little boy loves them. He especially likes it with hot sauce and lime. Shrimp flavor. It's easy for Sam, and if Leo likes it, then that's what he's eating. He eats it out of those bowls that have a straw in them.

• “Sammy, what's this??” Leo hands Sam's stash of weed up. “Hey! You're not supposed to touch that. Come on! Your parents are gonna kill me!” Sam freaks out and takes the baggie and stashes it somewhere out of reach. “Not for Leo, okay?” And Leo definitely told Scott about the baggie. He wasn't mad. He just laughed. “Dont tell y/n that happened. Shes gonna be pisseddd!”

• Sometimes Leo goes into Sam's room just to nap with him because he's mad at you or Scott. Napping always calms him down, and Sam doesn't mind sleeping with the little dude as long as he's not whining. Hours later, you always find the two tangled up with each other, or somehow, Leo ends up on, across, or under Sam (not in a way where he could be crushed. It's usually under his leg of arm.)

• Sam taught Leo to make fun of Scott. They always jab at Scott any chance they get, and Sam tells Leo it's okay since Scott is always calling him ugly, even though Leo knows Scott doesn't mean anything by it.

• They get down to the same music since Leo is with Sam a bunch. Leo knows the words to a couple of songs, and Sam feels so proud. He's also teaching the boy how to play guitar.

@bxbyysstuff @anakinstwinklebunny @lovethestarrs @valloos @anisangeldust @xo-yaaaaaasxo @anakinca @dollfilmz @gothams-sweetheart @sockiess @sythethecarrot @speaknow-sw @loveamira @alealuvshayden @mvst4far @prettiestmini @amiratheangel @blckberrie @literally-izzyy @litt1e-misssunsh1ne @chanellyvstvd

[bad268]

heeeey its the erm elasticdroid rq anon and oh good Lord im sorry 😧 i got nervous and it was like 1 am my request is for an elastic droid x reader and i really want it to be like. reader is also a youtuber / streamer, like super duper wowzers popular... and droid doesnt know this but reader is also friends with one of his friends, maybe like puffer or someone. ill use puffer because i think thatd make it easier to understand... and then one day puffer dms droid like "yo you wanna join my stream" droid agrees and joins but then hes like SHOCKED LIKE WAIIIIIIT WHY IS THERE THIS POPULAR STREAMER HERE and puffer is like "oh yeah [reader] is here too" and droid becomes all stuttery and nervous and stuff... maybe [reader] can like compliment him and he becomes even shyer ... hope this one made more sense 🙏🙏

Russian Roulette (Elastic Droid X Streamer! Reader)

Fandom: RPF/Youtubers

Requested: Clearly (bro this was so fun)

Warnings: Language (lots of it)

POV: Second Person (You/your)

W.C. 1151

Summary: Puffer seems to know the one person that makes Droid nervous.

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(^Pinterest)

You were having a slow stream day just chatting for the most part, but when your childhood best friend sent you a message to join his Russian Roulette lobby, you couldn’t refuse. He said something about wanting to throw it together, and he just needed one other person, you. 

“I know that TwitchCon and VidCon are coming up soon, and I might go,” You mindlessly talked to chat. “Is that something you guys would be interested in, or am I talking out of my ass?”

Immediately, your chat of just over 500k exploded in responses. Most were encouraging you to go to both of them, practically begging you to go by saying that would be the only reason they buy tickets.

“Okay, okay, okay, guys,” You chuckled, going to your other monitor to pull up some stuff to look into later regarding tickets, hotels, and logistics. “I’ll look into it, and I’ll see if I can get a group to go.” Just as you say that, you got a discord notification from Puffer.

“Russian Roulette. Pull up.” You couldn’t help but laugh out loud for a second, causing a flood of comments to roll in.

“Guys, I think I’m about to die,” You chuckled as you sent a quick message back to Puffer.

“The game right?” It only took him a few seconds to respond.

“No shit, get on.”

“How do y’all feel about Russian Roulette right now with a really random person I’ve never actually done anything with?” You asked to no one in particular, as you were already loading the game and changing the category of your stream. “I honestly don’t care what y’all say, but it’ll be fun.”

You loaded the game on your stream and joined the discord channel that Puffer sent you. You joined the call that had Puffer and two of his friends already in it.

“Well, well, well,” Puffer said as soon as you showed up on the call. “Look who decided to show up.”

“Okay, first of all, fuck you,” You laughed as you entered the code o join his lobby. “Second of all, I was in the middle of a heart-to-heart with my chat. Trying to figure out if I go to TwitchCon or VidCon this year. Last year was ass.”

“Wait, is that who I think it is?” One of the guys on the call shouted.

“Maybe, this is the childhood friend I told you about,” Puffer said nonchalantly.

“Yeah, hi, I’m Puffer’s friend,” You introduced yourself and your stream name, waving at your camera.

“You’re not ‘just Puffer’s friend,’” The same guy mocked and you looked over where his camera was on to see his jaw dropped as he stared at the scream. “You’re like one of the biggest streamers that still streams.”

“Thank you!” You blushed, but played it off, “I’m dedicated to the grind and a paycheck.”

“Arent we all,” The other guy in the call groaned. “I’m Grizzy, by the way.”

“Wait, you know Fitz and them, too, right?” You immediately recognized that voice. “I feel like I’ve met you before.”

“Yeah,” Grizzy dragged on. “When would I have met you?”

“If you went to PAXAus or were in some of the CS:GO videos,” You started listing. “I was in a few with Smii7y, and I bullied him a lot. I was also faceless back then, and I’ve rebranded since then.”

“Wait, I do remember you!”

“No way you guys already know them. I literally watch all of their content!” The other guy complained.

“You sound like this one guy that I watch,” You spoke up as your brain finally started putting the pieces together. “I’m blanking on his name right now, but his outro song is bbno$.”

“That would be that guy,” Puffer said, leaving the floor open, but the other guy was like a fish gasping for water. “Are you gonna say anything?”

“I am in shock,” He replied in a strained tone. You looked at his video and saw that he was breathing heavily as he held his chest, but he was smiling.

“Are you good, man?” You chuckled softly just as Puffer started the lobby. “Are you gonna be good to play?”

“I, uh, I’ll be fine,” The guy stuttered out. “I just���I’ll be fine.”

“He’s starstruck,” Puffer poked. “If I knew you were gonna be this nervous around them, I would’ve asked someone else to join.”

“No, I’ll be fine, just give me a minute,” He replied, muting himself and turning his camera off for a second. 

“What was that about?” You asked to Puffer and Grizzy. “Is he always this nervous?”

“No, it’s just you,” Puffer chuckled, amused at the situation.

“Me?” You gasped, “What did I do?”

“Exist,” Grizzy said simply. “He’s had like a massive crush on you for the longest time, and you just admitted to watching his stuff, so he’s probably crashing out.”

“He’s the guy?” You questioned as your eyes almost bulged out of their sockets. “I don’t remember his name, but It’s like ED or something, right? I remember a joke about erectile dysfunction, and I was fucking dying!”

“No shot you remember that stupid joke,” The guy said as he rejoined the call just in time to hear your comment. “Can we just start the game already? I might need to my Russian Roulette IRL if we keep talking about this.”

“Wait, give me a second,” You shouted even though Puffer started the game. “It’s Droid, right? I don’t remember the E part.”

“Elastic,” Puffer coughed into his microphone.

“ElasticDroid!” You screamed, and you saw his character flinch in the game. “That’s you!?”

“Yeah,” He replied back quietly as his face grew fifty shades of red. Whether it was embarrassment or the fact that his long-time parasocial crush watched his content, he couldn’t tell you. “That’s me.”

“No way, Puffer! You should have introduced me to your friends earlier!” You complained as it was your turn to pull your trigger. Thankfully, you lived to see another round. “Actually, this would be really cool. As of about 30 minutes ago, I decided I wanted to get a group to go with me to TwitchCon and VidCon. Would y’all go with me?”

“That would be like the biggest crossover ever,” Grizzy chuckled before he shot himself in-game. “Fuck! That was my first bullet!”

“Sweet! Puffer, send my number to Droid,” You said winking at the camera as Droid’s head snapped to the side. “I’ll text him to coordinate everything.”

“You just want his number, don’t you?” Puffer voiced your plan, but you weren’t going to fold that easily.

“I’m asking you to give him my number,” You shrugged, “It’s his choice if he wants to give me his.”

You had barely finished your sentence before your phone was sounding with a notification from an unknown number. 

“Of course I want you to have my number ;)”

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[whor-pheus]

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ive been thinking ab joel's final death sm since i watched his episode and im gonna get tism about it

Disclaimer that i DID realise some of this from another post but i cannot for the life of me remember who it was from aaa

SO! Lets look at all the other winners' deaths first. and lets take the context of minecraft out of this, esp for when we get to joel's Grian - Jumped off a cliff. Simple and effective, but also quick considering he was low health and had no armour. In a real life version, he probably would have broken his neck and died instantly Scott - Struck by lightning. I know technically it was the Watchers, but 'divine intervention' isn't exactly an IRL cause of death, nor are 'kill commands' from a non-story pov, so we'll stick with the lightning. ANYWAY, yes, lightning. In terms of death, it stops the heart. So, pretty fast, but definitely painful Pearl - Exploded. Once again, technically that's not her actual C.O.D but once again, soulmates do not exist (in the same capacity as DL, at the very least) in real life, so we're going with this. Because of how close Pearl was to Scott when he set off the TNT, she likely would've died from internal organ damage, possibly even having her heart muscle walls rupture, plus any additional damage from the schrapnel that no doubt wouldve hit her (although she definitely would've already been dead by that point). Alternatively, you could say she died of 'Heartbreak' (because her soulbound died), which I'd probably compare to a heart attack. While you can't say for certain how long the explosion death wouldve taken because of the variables, a heart attack has an upper limit, so to speak, of about 3-4 hours. Unless we're talking about Sudden Cardiac Death which is, as you might expect, instantaneous suspension of heart activity. It's pretty interesting that both of Pearl's death possibilities link back to her heart in some way in DL, but I digress Martyn - Same as Scott's lmao Scar - He's actually the only one, to my knowledge, who did not die. Which, again, is very interesting when you tie it back to his Earth (? i think? i forget lmao) association. hes not allowed to die

NOW we look at joel. Teleportation is, naturally, not a thing we can do irl (at least currently lmfaoo), so there's not an easy way to compare it like with the others. BUT that doesnt mean we can't do our damn best first, teleportation is what kept Joel alive for so long during part of the session. The fact that he uses the very thing that saved his life for so long to end it is just beautifully symbollic. not to mention the way he was laughing and making fun of his literal hunters as there were at least 5 or 6 people trying to kill him at any given point despite the fact that the entire episode he was nervous and worried about dying last minute is so painfully joel. but lets look at the actual contents of his death for a minute. Joel dies from fall damage after repeatedly throwing enderpearls into the air. He does not remove his armour for this and is at almost full health. He is, effectively, torturing himself. In minecraft, you can throw an enderpearl directly up into the air about 30 blocks. since he was throwing them forwards, as well, we'll say its only going up 25. that would still be 25 square metres, and almost 270,00 feet. but, obviously, we're taking liberties here because it's minecraft, so lets just say its 25 feet. Still, that is an insane number. That is half the length of a basketball court, the width of about four cars (on average) and four fridges (again, on average) stacked on top of eachother. And he does this (by my count) seven times in a row before dying. Everyone else died instantly in game, and more-or-less instantly from a real life standpoint, as well If that doesn't put in perspective how violent Joel's death was, i dunno what could

big fan of the angst potential here chat

[etherealspacejelly]

i know jack SHIT

about star trek

but what do you like about spirk and why

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE ME EXPLODE /POS

oh god where to start

its the fact that they are so perfect for each other for one thing. jim says in final frontier that he "always knew he would die alone." but edith keeler said in city on the edge of forever that spock belonged "at [jim's] side, as though you've always been there and always will". and its fucking TRUE. spock is Always at jims side, and hes like a lost puppy without him. he sees his lifes purpose as serving as jims second in command. he doesnt want command of his own. he "has a responsibility to [...] that man on the bridge". he is devoted to jim. loyal to a fault.

and jim Needs that. he needs that stability. people in his life come and go. he has so much responsibility as captain, 400 lives depending on his every decision. he needs his unflappable second in command to keep him steady, keep him focused.

spock sees jim as the most important thing in the universe. he throws himself in harms way time and time again to save him. he jumps in front of the poisonous flower in the apple, he launches himself into v'ger in the motion picture, in (im pretty sure) requiem for methuselah he insists on going into a dangerous room first.

BUT jim also sees spock as the most important thing in the universe. SOURCE: THE ENTIRE MOVIE THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK. he is literally willing to sacrifice his life, his career, his crew, and his ship to save spock. "the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many" HE NEEDED SPOCK. HE NEEDED HIM BACK SO BAD HE BLEW UP THE FUCKING ENTERPRISE TO DO IT.

but its more than that. its the casual little intimacies of their relationship. its the way they reach out to touch one another when they're scared or worried or happy. its the prolonged eyecontact, the longing stares, the lighthearted teasing. its playing chess in the rec room, and despite spock being a creature of pure logic, jim winning 50% of their games.

its all of this:

THEY MAKE ME INSANE RAAHHHHH