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I think today’s fic is one of the most extreme things I’ve ever written uh. wow.
#IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS#IT COULD BE WAY WORSE#but it’s very uh#wow#yeah#the draft was not this intense#rambles from the floor#here’s hoping I can finish it before I go out for most of the afternoon/evening
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Even if the Prime Minister himself asked, the Inspector wouldn’t simply pop back to prevent the Post Office scandal.
If he could save a large number of sub-postmasters from going through all the legal processes they went through? Apparently not.
#Inspector Spacetime#UK politics#UK Post Office#Post Office scandal#the Inspector (character)#wouldn't simply pop back#pop back in time#to prevent a scandal#to save the Tories from themselves#if he could#save sub-postmasters#from the legal processes#they went through#never say never#but it's not such a big problem#in the scheme of things
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everybody say THANK YOU MUSEUMS WHO PUT THEIR COLLECTIONS ONLINE so that we can DRAW THE THINGS WITHOUT BEING IN LONDON
#news from the cupola#particular thank you to longtime bestie greenwich maritime museum for all the drawing assistance it has provided over the years#and whatever the opposite of a shoutout is to the royal air force museum collections. why is the search function Like That.#I understand Why the filter sort is built the way it is from like. an internal ease perspective.#but it does make it Impossible to find specific Types of things which is What A Filter Sort on a Museum Website is For.#...oh hey I should see if the royal scots museum has online collections. just in case. hee hee <- scheming
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I know you normally do light stuff, but maybe do Wind and/or Wars getting cuddly after bad dreams, or if they see the other getting low doing something *obnoxious* that they know cracks them up deliberately? //much darker writer than you but your style is very sweet and I do love how you do them together too.
so I kinda went a little insane with this suggestion lol but I hope you like it <3333
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu wind#lu twilight#lu wild#lu warriors#lu wars#miry's art#wild and twi were very quiet while watching the whole thing cause they were SCHEMING#wars wouldn’t really mind and would probably ask for the photos later lmao#but wind going through his awkward teenager phase would mean he’s mortified to be caught cuddling with his older brother#like that’s SO CRINGE WTF#wild & twi think it’s cute though but they��d use the photos for blackmail absolutely#wind tries to steal the slate for like 2 months straight
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Ludovica and Sausage I mean Luck (gif version:)
#artists on tumblr#animation#tiger tiger#ludovica bonnaire#l. luck. sausage. they're impossible to tag in the wider scheme of things just roll with it#fanart#GO READ TIGER TIGER IT'S SO GOOD AND INSPIRING#there are other panels I'd like to animate for funsies but. Maybe after I do some other stuff first LMAO#animation takes ten years this is the curse#edit: GIF LOOKS NIGHTMARISH ON MOBILE SO UHH HAVE THE VIDEO TOO#pic
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when you're part of a group with structural power over another goup, you really do gotta just learn to say "i am not exempt from 'fuck 'em' when relevant" whenever someone expresses frustration with you or people like you.
#juney.txt#like sure to protect your ego you could try to make up some axis of oppression that concievably means you're not accountable for anything#and how dare people from colonized nations tell you that you have it easier than them just because you live in the imperial core#or how dare trans women say you have it easier than them because no matter what it'll always be your word against a tranny's#or you could just learn to be a little uncomfortable for a moment#and look at the situation for a second and say#''you know what? they're right to be frustrated!''#''and it's really not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things if they're frustrated at me''#''especially if i'm being a prime example of the things they're getting frustrated about''#''i am not exempt from 'fuck 'em' when relevant''
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you already know i love your sylus works (a big fan) and forgive me if you’ve done it but can i pretty please have smut prompt #17 with female reader for sylus ✨
I was so honored to write this for youuu, my #1 sylus fan!! I hope it's to your liking ❤️ Thank you so much for being here, and I hope the long wait for this was worth it
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Sylus x female reader
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Prompt: seeing the love marks they left on their partner later and getting turned on all over again remembering how it got there in the first place
Content: use of “sweetie” and “kitten” as pet names, maybe too much dirty talking lol, very slightly implied exhibitionism, fingering, possessive sylus

Luke's low snicker is the first thing you hear when you enter the living room of Onychinus's base. You try to ignore it, only sparing him a confused look before returning to whatever you were planning to do before the distracting sound.
Ah, that's right—you came here to grab the hair tie you left on the coffee table yesterday. But your satisfied smile at finding it is quickly wiped away the second Kieran fails to stifle a giggle.
You freeze mid-motion, arms still halfway up after gathering your hair into a messy bun, and glance over your shoulder.
Sure enough, the twins are staring at you—clearly the object of their amusement.
“What?” you ask, already bristling at the way they nudge each other in between chuckles.
Luke shrugs, bringing a hand to the absurd-looking beak of his mask, as if he's hiding a grin. “Nothing,” he sputters, not so convincingly.
Kieran doesn’t even bother trying to lie. “Looks like someone had a fun night,” he drawls.
It takes you a second to register what he means. Then you remember how sore the skin along the junction of your neck and shoulders felt this morning. It was a bit too far in the back to see in a mirror, so you didn't know the extent of what Sylus left there last night.
But now you're putting two and two together.
Heat rushes to your face, your hands flying up to cover the back of your neck, even though it’s far too late for that. Luke and Kieran's snickering fades as you leave in a huff.
With each stomp you take toward Sylus’s bedroom, your embarrassment turns to annoyance before you barge in and shut the door a little harder than intended.
Sylus barely looks up from the book he's reading by the fireplace, but you swear there's a slight tug at his lips as soon as you growl his name. It's like he knew this would happen.
You cross your arms when you stop in front of him. “Would you care to explain why Luke and Kieran were laughing, quite literally behind my back?”
He leaves you in a few seconds of suspense before his deep scarlet eyes lock onto your pouting face. “I’m not sure I know what you’re talking about, sweetie,” he replies, an infuriatingly smug lilt to his voice.
The sudden, gentle push of his Evol at your lower back teeters you off balance—just enough for you to fall forward. Right as you land in Sylus’s lap, he chucks his book to the small table beside him. Now his attention is fully on you.
“Sylus,” you warn, cheeks still warm from a heady combination of mortification and the fact that you’re pressed against him now. “Just how much of a mark did you leave on me last night?”
He hums, nuzzling into your neck with a chuckle. “What’s wrong?” He plants a heated kiss to your skin, presumably atop one of the hickeys he left there. “You don’t like the gift I left for you?”
You should push him away. Really, you should. But then his teeth scrape the spot right where the faintest sting still lingers, and your pussy clenches beneath rapidly dampening cotton.
“Even after I was so meticulous with my…art.” He tuts in faux disappointment. “I assume you still haven’t taken a proper look at it.”
You gasp as he brushes his fingers over the collection of bruises he left, his finger hooking in your shirt collar to tug it a bit further down your shoulder.
At some point between his distracting touches and kisses, his phone ends up in his hand. The ‘click’ of the camera’s shutter makes you groan softly in frustration. But then he turns the screen toward you, letting your eyes land on the picture of your marked up flesh.
The bruises form a rough, messy shape, but it’s deliberate in its composition: a small line, twisting like a snake to form a bold ‘S’.
You give him a pointed look of annoyance. But arousal stirs at the sight of his initial bitten into your skin. He doesn’t miss the flash of lust in your eyes. His canines peek out between curved lips—a wicked smile that only heightens the feeling swirling in the pit of your stomach.
“I’m quite proud of it,” Sylus murmurs before locking his phone and tossing it aside. “It took a lot of restraint not to…stray from the path. You were moaning so sweetly.” His lips return to your neck, tongue flicking out to glide along the marks. “But that just meant you liked it.”
You don’t respond, but the way your hips jerk against his lap betrays you. He chuckles knowingly, dragging his hands down to your waist.
Leaning closer, he whispers in your ear, “And I think you liked getting caught.”
His fingers slowly dip beneath the stretchy waistband of your lounge shorts and then your underwear. You gasp when the rough digits graze your aching clit. But he doesn’t stop the descent until his large hand is cupping your pussy and applying gentle pressure.
“You walked around all day like this,” he whispers, pressing a kiss just below the base of your neck. “With my initial on your skin and this pretty cunt aching for me.”
You barely get out a sound before he slides two fingers inside you, curling expertly until you’re gasping into his chest.
“Are you going to let me do it again, sweetie?” he asks with all the innocence of a wolf in sheep’s clothing. “Maybe lower, this time. Somewhere they’ll never see. But you’ll feel the sting every time you sit down.”
His thumb rubs against your clit with mind-numbing pressure. Just the right amount to make you moan a bit too loudly. You whimper, rocking against his hand to take his fingers deeper, faster.
He laughs that low, breathy, too-sexy laugh that makes you grit your teeth. “I’ll take that as a yes,” he whispers. “Hm, such a desperate little thing. Something tells me you’ve been wet all day, haven’t you?”
He circles your clit a bit faster now, and your whole body shudders. His thick fingers feel like heaven when they curl and press just right. And Sylus knows exactly how you like it.
Still, he’s holding back—deliberately denying you the right push to make you fall apart.
“You need to say it properly if you want me to give it to you,” he growls, lips brushing against your ear. “Come on. Say you want more evidence of my affection for you, kitten.”
“Yes,” you whine too quickly, “yes—fuck—I want more, please.”
His lips curl into a sly grin as they trail more tender kisses against your neck. He’s gentle for now, aware of how sore this part of your body might be. But you know he’s not making empty threats. After you gush around his fingers, he’ll surely take you to bed and spend more time marking you up elsewhere.
“When I’m done,” he promises softly, “you’ll be dripping with reminders of me.”
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#this is like not too smutty in the grand scheme of things. but it's hot to me so i hope you feel the same way!#love and deepspace sylus#lads sylus#sylus#lnds sylus#l&ds sylus#sylus x reader#sylus x you#sylus love and deepspace#sylus qin#sylus qin che#sylus smut#qin che#qin che x reader#qin che love and deepspace#sylus qin x reader#sylus qin x you#qin che smut#sylus qin smut#love and deepspace#love and deepspace smut#love and deepspace x reader#lads#lads x reader#lads smut#sylus lads#ivy writes#ivy answers#asiatic-apple 200 follower celebration
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"I am Elgar'nan — First of the Firstborn, Last of the Evanuris."
#come to reign over you with fiiiine and gentle hand#my art#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#elgar'nan#datv spoilers#(for the caption quote mostly)#so i was supposed to post this along with the ghil one but this took me WAY too much time#because the coat gives me headaches and because i've just been taking psychic damage from various other things for the past week#anyway i was going to post the two evanuris together again so i matched their colour schemes (that's why his coat is black)#but after the time this took me i'm just gonna post them seperate#i don't have the energy to do another big piece atm i'm tired
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Not going to lie I’m finding it harder to write romance lately since I had my own.
#and like it was so innocent#in the scheme of things#but I don’t know#😭😭😭n#maybe he’ll come back to me and I’ll be able to write again#maybe I should book a plane to Athens
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good afternoon friends. if you wanna know where ive been this time, well. this has been my mental state for the past month
#and im still going!! theres no escape for the puzzle sickos!!!!!!#blue prince#blue prince spoilers ? pretty minor (lol) ones though in the grand scheme of things#i spent too long on this stupid meme redraw to not post it anywhere though so ill risk the collateral damage#tesspiecearts#oh god i have a lot of unread messages sorryyyy
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you folks are never gonna believe what they’re doing out here,
#tma#the magnus archives#tmapg#the magnus protocol#hilltop road#hilltop center#the magnus archives is a podcast#hilltop road tma#horrendous things are afoot#dastardly and evil schemes
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Not like mother like daughter
Hello everyone I am unfortunately not a carol hater because i love her
she’s just a tsundere guys…………. she’s just shy……….. let her slice your suitcase with her katana please…… i know i would

Noelle is just a sweetie pie but unfortunately also a pushover
Which is why she must get stronger.
sorry that was a joke i don’t mean it
#carol holiday#noelle holiday#deltarunefanart#deltarune#deltarune chapter 4 fanart#traditional art#sketches#lineart#deltarune holiday#noelle deltarune#carol deltarune#i love carol so much#is that a bad thing#i mean i don’t like how she’s mean to everyone#but i like her overall character#i wonder what she and kris are scheming#my art
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Eddie can't believe he's seeing Steve Harrington in a gay bar of all the places. Sure, he heard rumors about a certain jock becoming friends with the band geek Robin Buckley (whom he already clocked as a friend of Dorothy), but he didn't expect it to be true.
Here in the safe space for queer people in Indianapolis, Steve is sitting by the bar—wearing his little pink crop top and skin tight Levi's—and laughing heartily at something Buckley is saying. And Eddie wants.
Anyway, this is his chance. Years of ogling watching Steve finally pays off now. As smoothly as possible, he slides into the stool beside Steve, catches his attention, and starts whispering to him. It's not a conversation intended for impressionable ears, after all.
"I happen to know the best places to hide bodies."
Steve blinks owlishly at him, caught off guard that Eddie knows about his secret.
"What?"
"Don't worry, princess." Eddie grabs Steve's hand and presses a kiss to the back of it, making him blush prettily. "Your secrets will forever be safe with me. I'm just here to let you know that you're not alone."
"... Who are you again?"
Steve looks cute when he's baffled, so Eddie can't be blamed for responding him with a wink.
"The name is Eddie. But you can also call me Daddy."
Steve rolls his eyes, huffing.
"You're so weird, man."
In the end, Eddie successfully introduced himself to his crush and went home with Steve's phone number safely tucked in his pocket. Before he left, however, he heard Buckley hiss something to Steve that almost sounded like:
"Girl, stop. That weirdo is not your Prince Charming."
"Well," Steve said. "I could be Juliet."
And the hopeless romantic in Eddie's heart swooned.
#eddie heard one (1) conspiracy theory about steve being related to barb and billy's deaths and immediately pulls out all the stops#he visits family's video every day just to let steve know he's always available for whatever heinous murder steve and robin are scheming#eddie: i heard you've just committed a crime#steve: really? what crime?#eddie: burglary. 'cause you stole my heart baby ;)#steve: *blushes*#robin: can you guys stop???#eddie is a lame weirdo#and also a creepy one#steve's kinda into the whole thing much to robin's chagrin#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#sionewrites
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Jesper: why are you ignoring Inej? Kaz: I'm playing hard to get Jesper: why?? you're already hard to want-
#most surreal thing is kaz admitting his schemes to jepser of all people#kazzle dazzle#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#soc kanej#kanej soc#kaz soc#inej soc#jesper fahey#wylan hendricks#wylan van sunshine#wylan van eck#wesper#nina zenik#matthias helvar#helnik#crooked kingdom#grishaverse#shadow and bone#leigh bardugo#six of crows duology
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yay!! it’s that time of year again 🥳 thank you Lex (@thefreakandthehair) for your Spicy Six -Ber Month Challenge! I’ve missed these two 🧡
my prompt was orange (my favorite color)
#spicysixbermonthchallenge#its not fulllly orange 😅#but i wanted to try this color scheme!#i like the pop of orange lol#steddie#steddie fanart#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#i just love a forehead press
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Due to issues with Jack’s fertility, the Fenton kids were both conceived using donor sperm. The donor they ended up receiving wasn’t anyone special; just a random chemical engineer from Gotham City by the name of Jack Napier
And perhaps things could have ended there. Perhaps in another reality, they did, and Danny never had to pay more than a passing thought to his genetic father.
But in this world, Jack Napier faced one extraordinarily bad day, and it broke him. All he could do in response was laugh at the utter meaningless of it all. And by the time his cackles subsided, the man he had once been was dead. In his place, only the Joker remained.
Yet despite how suddenly everything changed, neither of them knew the truth of things right away. The Joker had never even known he had a son, since the service didn’t inform people if their donations were used. And though Danny had known Napier’s name, he had no reason to pay enough attention to the man to notice his disappearance.
That ignorance couldn’t last forever, though.
All it took was a few medical tests from Danny before the automated database systems made the connection.
And that certainly didn’t go unnoticed by those in Gotham.
It looks like it’s time for Uncle J to pay his kid a surprise visit! Ooh, maybe he could break out the ol’ electroshock kit and bring back Joker Jr too, make it a proper family reunion!
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom x dc#danny phantom x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc prompt#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc the joker#danny is the joker’s biological son#IMO danny definitely shouldn’t be overpowered in this#like i feel like this’d have way more potential for drama than comedy#having danny genuinely be on the back foot and have to work with his still-inimical rogues and/or the Bats to make it through#the joker has survived as long as he has for a *reason*#(well and plot armor because he’s popular but putting aside that)#he’s smart and sets up plans to push things in his favor#he may be at a disadvantage by not being on his home turf but he can still set up schemes
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