#incorect the witcher

[vestal-virgins]

Not my super gay friend wishing me "Happy Pride, You're Queer!", as if he didn't go through an identity crisis a few years back cause he liked a boy. Who are you kidding, Nicky? I know that you took my Henry Cavil posters! And it's not just cause he's the best Geralt.

[bloededhoine]

geralt: *holds up a picture of yennefer*

geralt: have you seen my wife?

dandelion: not since yesterday. is she missing?

geralt: oh, no, she's fine. i just want people to look at her. isn't she perfect?

[unbury-the-gays]

[corvo-bianco-lilacs]

Eist: "This house is perfect, Cal."

Calanthe: "It'll be even better once we've fucked on every horizontal surface."

Eist: "What?"

Calanthe: "What?"

[wolftoes]

Jaskier: Do you wanna see how hardcore I am?

Jaskier: *Punches a wall*

Jaskier: Take me to a hospital

[arreloi]

Geralt: If you don't know what's going on, it's about money

Geralt: Or Gwent

Geralt: ...

Geralt: Or probably both

(Inspired by a Polish saying - jeśli nie wiesz o co chodzi, chodzi o pieniądze)

[katarynka6]

Mousesack: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.

Geralt: Roach.

[bloededhoine]

emhyr: i won't forget this insolence

geralt: i probably will, it's nothing special

[bloededhoine]

philippa: i like my men like i like my soul

triss: you don't have a soul

philippa: debatable, but rather the point

[bloededhoine]

iorveth: that was my sarcastic voice

roche: you know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice

iorveth: i've been told that

[bloededhoine]

roche: you're jealous!

iorveth: jealous?

roche: that's why you're being so negative about this!

iorveth: that's absurd, i'm always negative

[unbury-the-gays]

Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stoked up here.

- Guxart about the Dyn Marv Caravan

[unbury-the-gays]

Adrien: *laying his head in Kiyan’s lap* Tell me I’m pretty!

Kiyan: *lovingly stroking his hair* You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are

[unbury-the-gays]

Did it hurt

Kiyan: Did it hurt when you-

Adrien: Oh aww, Kitty you flirt!

Adrien: Fell from heaven? Fell for you??

Kiyan: -broke through and crawled out of the depths of hell.

Adrien:

Adrien: Yes but it was worth it coz I saw you <3

[unbury-the-gays]

[unbury-the-gays]

Adrien: *touch starved sad just wants a hug*

Adrien: *wriggles into personal space of Kiyan*

Kiyan: *also touch starved sad just wants a hug*

Kiyan: *crawls into corner to ignore it until it goes away*