#incorrect witcher

[astaldis]

Incorrect Witcher quote

Emhyr/Pikachu fics here!

[unbury-the-gays]

Together

Adrien: We've been through so much together, haven't we, kitty?

Kiyan: Yeah. And most of it was your fault.

[hannibard]

And they say romance is dead

[headcanonthings]

Geralt, fully potion-ed up: Be not afraid. Jaskier: Raw. Next question. Geralt: Geralt: Be a little more afraid.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

[twistedappletree]

lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*

lan xichen: i want one too :(

lan jingyi:

[nataliescatorccio]

#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (40/?)

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES: 2/∞

[fanby-fckry]

Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: ARE YOU-

Geralt: Fucking.

Y/N: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Geralt: Fucking.

Y/N: IDIOT!

Jaskier: …What was that?

Geralt: I banned Y/N from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

[flootzavut]

Geralt to Jaskier: I could kill you, you know

Jaskier: Yeah? So could another human being

Geralt:

Jaskier: So could a dog

Geralt:

Jaskier: So could a dedicated bunny

Geralt, turning and walking away:

Jaskier calling after him: You're not special Geralt!

[astaldis]

Incorrect Witcher Quote

for @supercupcakecollector-love

"Yule, the time of delicious food, merry song, candle light, mistletoe and delightful togetherness," Jaskier sighs, looking at the other members of the Hanza, enraptured by the prospect.

"I'd prefer TWOgetherness," Geralt mumbles into his non-existent beard. It could be a great night spent with his lover. But he is no spoilsport, and a Hanza is a Hanza.

(more Yule Hansa fun here)

[unbury-the-gays]

Chopsticks

Gisbert: So, who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Adrien: We're chopsticks!

Gisbert: Oh, that's cute! Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Kiyan: No, it means that if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[hannibard]

🥺

[headcanonthings]

Jaskier: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Geralt speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Moody: [to Nymphadora] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?