#source: incorrectquoteideas

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage, texting Pixlriffs: [sends a voice message]

Pixlriffs, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Sausage: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

[later]

Pixlriffs: [presses play on the voice message]

Sausage’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

Stiles: Are you drunk?

Eli: No, I’m Eli.

[jakascoo]

Jason, chuckling : I keep laughing but inside my soul is dying. My entire personality is fading away, like water slipping through my fingers. I’m an empty carcass, a comic imitation of what I once was. An unholy caricature of the worst I can be.

Dick: Is it exam week?

Jason: I got 18 exams in the next 12 days.

Dick : I’m so sorry. Good monologue, though.

[incorrectlegaciesquotes]

Dr. Saltzman is having a mid-life crisis, and Hope is just having a crisis.

Landon Kirby

[incorrect-witchs-heart-quotes]

Lime: ARE YOU-

Charlotte: Fucking.

Lime: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Charlotte: Fucking.

Lime: IDIOT!

Zizel: ...What was that?

Charlotte: Rouge banned Lime from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

[bloededhoine]

philippa: i like my men like i like my soul

triss: you don't have a soul

philippa: debatable, but rather the point

[barelyaware]

Zuko: Do you wanna cry in the bathtub with me someday?

Katara: yea, sure

Zuko: I can’t promise to make it sexy tho

Katara: ...

[torchwood-99]

Edith: I think if my family had been more supportive and, ouch, had let me express myself without judgement, ouch, I would be way less, ouch, insecure about making, ouch, decisions- WILL YOU STOP THROWING PEANUTS AT ME?

Rosamund: I will when you stop whining and pick a haircut already.

[neonvette]

Nick: Enjoy your ride, Elizabeth. Beth: No, you can’t call me that. Nick: Why not? That’s what he called you. Beth: Rio knew me longer, and Rio had a plan.

[incorrect-stellaglow]

Dorothy: So say I killed somebody.

Alto: Where’s the body.

Dorothy: This is hypothetical!

Alto: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body.

Dorothy:

Dorothy: The freezer, but-

[inncorrectinnbetween]

Meltyre: Min was in a fight.

Betty: Oh no, that’s terrible

Betty: Did they win?

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Jimmy: Get out of the chair.

fWhip: Maybe you could reconsider how you're asking.

Jimmy:

Jimmy: Get the fuck out of the chair.

[sapphicnerd]

Jester: good morning

Beau: good morning

Yasha: good morning

Caleb: good morning

Caduceus: good morning

Fjord: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

Nott: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Fjord: *sighs*

[jakascoo]

Jason: DICK!!!!

[Somewhere else]:

Stephanie, terrified: What was that?!

Barbara: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

[its-boomer-bitch]

Faith, after taking a xanax pill, standing alone in the kitchen at 3 am eating cheese and sipping from a glass of wine: Self care

[incorrect-witchs-heart-quotes]

Claire: I was like, I’m gonna wake up early and do things!

Claire: I woke up early.

Claire: I did not do things.