#incorrect Anthem

[xiiiwayfinders]

Demyx: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Demyx: *puts two more cups down*

Saix: Please no-

Demyx: *starts shuffling the cups*

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Callout post where it becomes more and more obvious that the person writing the call out has a massive crush on the problematic individual

Dave: jolene

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Miraak: If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that.

Miraak: No daedra's worth the aggravation.

Miraak. That's ancient history. Been there, done that.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Tien: Where did the Saiyans go?

Yamcha: Not sure. They said it was “Saiyan business”.

Krillin: We should probably stay out of it. Knowing them, it must be a dangerous, brutal training mission.

*cut to Goku, Vegeta, Nappa, Raditz, & Broly at Golden Corral, linked in a line with arms over shoulders, drunk as hell, and aggressively singing “Macho Man” by the Village People*

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Mike Milligram: Oh you're into pronouns, huh? well then let she/them tiddi- *weezes*

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Felipe, composing: gotta support da boyz

[arf5506]

Everytime I hear Hearthbreak anthem:

"Hello, it's me, your ex"

Me: I wanna get back together, take me back, Jade

[ashertickler]

🗣 i pledge allegiance to the flag, and to the republic for which it stands: one nation under Erik, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all 🫡

asher talbot in a spiked collar is my religion

[teaboot]

Bonjour Teaboot! I'm writing a fic with a Canadian character and wanted to ask you - is learning French mandatory in school? At what age/grade do you start learning? What sort of level of fluency do most students usually reach in school? Do you learn France French or Quebec French? Merci beaucoup!

Taking French as a class is mandatory, yes, (if your school doesnt have other second-laguage options, thanks for the correction, I'd forgotten) but almost nobody becomes fluent in public school unless they do French immersion.

The French is Qébecois French, and like super duper basic ass shit like "are, have, go, do" conjugations and a fee basic phrases, plus some words for table, ceiling, chair, library, hospital, whatever.

In elementary school, I don't think we did much- My english schools taught us how to sing the national anthem in English and French as well as ASL, but I've completely forgotten the ASL and most of the French. Normally we'd sing it in English and then switch to French for the last few lines, idk why.

The average highschool graduate knows, "Hello, my name is", "yes", "no", "where is the library", and a couple random words and swears. (Swears were not part of the curriculum.)

I chose to do French immersion stsrting in grade 6, so what happens THERE is you speak English and throw in whatever French words you know (affectionately referred to as "franglais"), then slowly use more and more French until about grade 7-9 where speaking English is no longer allowed in class. (I got detention a few times for chatting in English.)

One funny thing about early French classes in immersion- we had to ask to use the bathroom in French (esque-je peux aller a la toilette, if i remember correctly) and one time a kid said it wrong (esque-je peur à la toilette) which kind of sort of translates to "Am I afraid of going to the bathroom?" Which was, frankly, hilarious, and not just because he used to throw shit at my head all the time

Popular French words among English students are "pomplemousse" (Pomp-LA-Moose, Grapefruit) "Granouille" (Gran-oo-ee, Frog) "Phoque" (Fock, Seal) and "Arrêt" (A-rett, often intentionally mispronounced as "a rat", Stop)

Common French assignments in Englush schools are talking with a partner about your summer vacation, reading short paragraphs to the class, using smalltalk words in proper contexts, naming pizza toppings, singing songs about conjugation, etc.

Common French assignments in French schools are translating chapters from books written in English, writing short fiction stories, correcting incorrect sentences, reading French books, writing essays, etc.

In BC at least you need to take French or choose another language if it's available at your school? I think my mom took Russian growing up, idk, you just need a second languahe

But I haven't actually been fluent in... God, about 12 years or so now?

I van read enough to passably understand slow speech and simple books, but not enough to articulate myself past very simple concepts and ideas- directions, questions asking for help, etc, and my grammar is.... bad.

Hope this helps?

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#2 OUR BOOBS

F!Mc*Is wearing a crop top, feeling confident to wear it*Baby I don't understand, They are my boobs

Satan*From the other room*WAT!?

F!Mc: My boobs!

The Russian National anthem is put on speaker

Satan*Comes in with a Toy gun, Vodka, and a Ushanka on top of his head, Russian accent*' OUR BOOBS'

[blackberry-sage-tea]

To blame the individual developers instead of the dumbass executives at bioware for the destruction of Dragon Age as a franchise is just incorrect.

If Mark Darrah's video is to be believed, canceling Joplin and making Morrison into a multiplayer game wasn't EVEN motivated by profit or thinking it would sell better it was literally to create a post-hoc justification for stealing DA4's resources for Anthem by pushing it back into pre-production.

These people had contempt for and actively sabotaged their best selling game franchise because it was a narrative fantasy. It's not even greed, I don't know what the hell that is.

[devilat-thedoor]

Flower Power will always reign supreme and i’m not the least bit ashamed. but this was hard. and it feels so wrong but so accurate at the same time so wtf😩

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[yourtipsygrandma]

As someone who works with health insurance daily as part of my job, going after the CEO of UHC was great, I literally came back from lunch & said to my coworkers “you’ll never believe what just happened”.

But also we can aim higher. UHC is small potatoes. You know who has their hands in everything? UHG. The parent company. UHC, Optum, Humana, EXL health, hell they even have a hand in a decent portion of Anthem plans PLUS control a large portion of the Community Care Network for the Veterans’s Administration.

You know what else they control? BILLING. FOR MEDICAL PROVIDERS. More providers than you’d ever want to think use Optum as their billing company! So not only do they likely have their hands in your health insurance, they are also the company BILLING your insurance. Hello, incorrect CPT & DX codes that get denied!

Change Healthcare? A massive medical billing agency. Services a lot of EMS providers. It’s Optum owned. They got hacked at the beginning of this year. There are medical providers who still cannot bill insurance for their services at least 8 months later because they have no access to the system. So they send a bill to the patient hoping to recoup something because they can’t generate the ‘official’ bills insurance needs. (If you want my rant about false medical bills you’ll have to ask cause that’s a different conversation.)

Guess who else had a major hack this year? United Healthcare. I didn’t mention it earlier but they’re also AARP! So the company that has a strong hold on retired veterans, retired citizens, and people who are disabled/on SSDI basically had 2 major data breaches this year. Your health insurance has all of your info; age, date of birth, SSN, address, job, pretty much everything.

Optum also used to have its hands in Harvard Pilgrim Health Care, although I believe HPHC split from them either last year or this year. It was recent.

It’s insane. Almost the entire healthcare system relies on United Healthcare Group (not UHC, but close enough). I say burn it to the ground.

[starsomens]

this is for my ✨ bilingual girlies ✨ I am one which is why this can be grammatically incorrect but whatever

Noah finds your accent ADORABLE. and HOT of course. like, he can listen to you for hours noticing how certain words and/or syllables here and there in your speach sound different from what he's used to hear and it hits the right spot for him;

with that being said, he still jockingly mocks you from time to time trying to do impressions of the way you speak. he never takes it to far though, so it's just an ongoing banter which you gladly paticipate in, intentionally making your accent sound harsher from how you "normally" speak;

and you and Jolly cooperate in making Noah lose his mind with your accents. Hoah goes like "guys, human throats are not designed to reproduce such insane sounds, what planet are you both from?"

you melt when he lovingly says "you're so special, you're out of this world" only to roll your eyes three seconds later when he continues "seriuosly, you're a fucking alien, the more you talk the more I'm sure of it. I won't turn you in though, you're mine now";

he also makes fun of you when you misspell in your texts to him. "darling, are you okay? is everything alright or you having a stroke? should we call an ambulance or an English teacher?":

also, did you know your voice sounds not the same when you speak different languages? no? oh, trust me, HE KNOWS. it never stops to amuse him how suddenly your voice switches to softer and huskier or goes higher and cuter depending of the language. to him it's basically the same kind of "magic" (you call it that) he uses when he sings switching registers, so yeah, your voice is music to his ears. and he loves that more than anything;

sometimes you forget certain words or mix them up and it makes you feel awkward and embarressed. you're afraid that you speak gibberish instead of proper English. especially in front of Noah with his sophisticated way of expressing his thoughts. but not only he ALWAYS knows what you're trying to say, he also makes you feel less in your head about it. for example, he makes up silly stories about him saying the wrong words at the wrong circumstances and embarrassing the heck out of himself (and you're sure it never happened, but he wants to cheer you up so you play along) or he turns your mistakes into something special for the two of you, like an inside joke or a secret code (remember that cringy "I wolf you" line from You? yep, that's what I'm talking about). so when he shows you his new song which is his personal love anthem to you and the greatest thing he's ever written to this day and you say it's terrible instead of terrific, he looks as proud as he only can be and jokingly says he tried his best to make it the worst song in the history of music. from now on all of his song are "terrible". and all about you, of course;

remember when he said that Jolly comes up with the greatest lyrics without realizing it because he thinks in Swedish? same applies to you. it truly fascinates Noah to hear you saying the most beautiful genius things based on some sayings in your first language. he takes inspiration from that and includes it in his lyrics without saying that and you realize it afterwards when you hear him singing it;

he's for sure secretly learning your language just to surprise you all of the sudden. like, you two have a movie night date on your big comfy couch, he brushes his fingers through you hair and says "I love you" in your language and you automatically reply back the same way and then go "wait, did you just..?" and he sits there smiling from ear to ear and being so hella proud of himself, throwing at you one compliment in your mother tongue after another. and you have no idea when or how he managed to learn it all but it makes you love him even more;

which is why the next thing he'll learn from you will be the dirty talk. oh god, help us all lol

ANON SHIT UP RN

COME TO MY HOUSE SO I CAN GIVE U KISSES STOOPPPPPPP OMG MY HEART

So I was born here, but I want to say that, technically my first language was Spanish. I spent a lot of time with my grandmother and I had heard from someone that the way you express your emotions, whatever language you use is your first language, which I thought was a very cool concept. And a lot of times there are words that I don’t know in English so I just resort to Spanish but oh my God literally made me smell so big I’m at work and the noise I let out was crazyOMMGGGGG

I was going to write a small story on this, but you beat me to the punch, but I’m not complaining. I will add onto this later on thank you thank you thank you thank you again.🩷🩷🩷🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[jumjum-crafts]

hiii jumzz !!!! X3

a have a sort of weird question that popped into my head when i waz looking through my playlistz that id really like to ask [cuz i think it would be funny hehe]

would Colin sing the intro to "Party Rock Anthem" – LMFAO az the commonly misheard "Party rockers in the house tonight!" or the correct verzion "Party rock is in the house tonight!"

if he would sing the incorrect versez . who would be the one to correct him ?? and . if he doez sing them correctly . would he correct anyone who doezn't ??

just really curiouz ; i know i ask the dumbest . most nonsense questionz but like i NEED to know XD

He sings the correct version. If anybody cares that’s another thing.

[talkin-with-a-laserbeam]

Jamie: you guys haven't heard about my knife stick yet, it's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon-

Mike, cleaning his ray-gun: that's a spear

Jamie: I HATE YOU.