#incorrect Beastars

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Legosi: Yeah, Louis and i love each other! he makes my heart full of joy, as if I could face any problem that troubles me!

Louis:

Louis: Legosi is a person who was near me, he asked me to go out with him and there was no one that specifically barred me from doing so.

Legosi: Love you too honey!

[cjs-51703]

Legosi, sweating: Haru, there's something I need to ask you...

Haru: Finally, you're proposing!

Legosi: ...how'd you know?

Haru: Legosi, you dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Haru: I even picked it up once.

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Amazing

I was looking through my notes and i found an incorrect beastars quote in it so i just

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes#58 He thought ahead-

Juno: Y/n can be so childish sometimes, Why do you date them?

Legoshi: I'm thinking ahead.

Juno: what?

You run past the two wolves, chasing little children around the park...

Y/n: rawr! I'm a big scary cuddle monster!!!

You catch the youngest, earning a giggle from him, giving the tired parents a much-needed break to sit down

Legoshi*Smiles as his tail wags nonstop* Y/n's going to make an excellent parent to our pups...

[fabuloustrash05]

Ogma: Are you gay?

Louis: No! I’m just sexually attracted to carnivore women instead of herbivore women.

Ogma: THATS WORSE!!

[fatherfigurefusion]

Wolfgang/Grace is literally just the human version of Legoshi/Haru.

[d-llahanspade]

(Beastmore AU by @Sweettea_art25 on Twitter)

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Life has been nothing but suffering for me because of the stuff I say and the things I think."

-Astarion, probably

[zer0tox1c]

Free: which part do any of you love the most? Mine are boobs

Sabu: *stays quiet but gave a gesture that agrees with Free*

Miguel and Jinma: ass

Hino: thighs..and boobs

Agata: personality? And boobs i guess

Dope: collarbone

Rain: eyes

Free: well aren't these new, why a collarbone?

Dope: because they're close to the neck and necks are very sensitive no

Hino: true

Jinma: agree

Free: what about you Rain, why the eyes?

Rain: cause they're pretty

Hino: oh come on there's gotta be more than that

Rain: there is but don't be surprised with my answer tho

Free: out with it already

Rain: well...it's because you can know everything that they're thinking without any words coming out of them

Dope: true

Agata:..and?

Rain:...and they taste really good in martinis

Miguel:...are you serious right now?

Rain: i am

Jinma: of course it would be related to food

Rain: hey all of you were curious & I'm being very honest here

Free: heh no wonder you're friends with Sabu

Sabu:...*glaring at Free with the look of 'wtf does that supposed to mean?'*

[legoshis-right-ass-cheek]

Haru: Can you turn on a light or something?

Legoshi: You're the only light I need in my life.

Haru: Legoshi, I can't fucking see.

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Yona: So, is Sandbar and Yona dating?

Sandbar: Do… Do you want to date?

Yona: YES!! TAP-DANCING YICKSLUR!! HOW IS THIS QUESTION?! Yes, Yona wants to date you!! You dumb, adorable fucking horse!!

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Pina: How can you not talked about me to your grandfather? I’m your best friend!

Legosi: That’s Jack

Pina: I’m the most important person in your life!

Legosi: That’s Louis

Pina: I can’t believe this!

[altincorrectquotes]

Louis: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Legosi: Okay, but in my defense, Bill bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Louis: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[the-ravenclaw-werewolf]

Something I made when AO3 was down.

(This helped keep me away from Wattpad)

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes#64 Aftercare

Louis: I need to start making some smart decisions...

Y/n: With your daddy issues and carnivore/omnivore kink?

Louis: With my life...

Y/n: Like what?

Louis: I don't know… We could get married

Y/n*Rolls to the side and raises a brow at him* Come on, be serious bambi

Louis: I am...

Y/n: Why? Because I'm a "smart decision"? So, I'm like a bran muffin?

Louis: What? No! That's not what I'm saying.

Y/n: No, it's exactly what you're saying! I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you!

Louis: What does it matter? The point is, I'm choosing you!

Y/n: Well, it matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin! I want to be a�� Cinnabon, you know? A strawberry Pop-Tart!!!-Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes!?!

Louis: Babe, you can be any pastry you want-

Y/n: No, no. No, it's too late. I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat-free and good for your colon!

Both of you discussing it naked in bed, as if you didn't just blow each other to bits...

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

Neru: IF YOU CAN'T EXCEPT BEASTARS'S CANNIBALISM THEN WHY CAN WE EXCEPT VAMPIRE CANNIBLISM