#incorrect avengers textpost

[jouskalove]

thunderbolts* text posts because why not

[trans-marvel-fan]

Avengers as Tumblr Posts

[textsfromtheavengers]

[incorrectstevebucky]

[inc0rrect-marvel]

Peter: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.

Kidnapper: Are you okay??

[its-the-dollar-store]

Marvel characters as b99 quotes

Tony: the only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.

Natasha: you can’t let other people’s opinions get in the way of what you want. Especially because other people suck.

Clint: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that where the blood’s supposed to be.

Steve: Sarge, with all due respect, I am going to completely ignore everything you just said.

Bruce: did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.

Thor: how was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions.

[rkishibes]

I love saying ‘fuck me ’ because it can either be sexual or just self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

— Loki, probably, at some point

[avengersincorrectquotes]

Loki: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Loki: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

[jouskalove]

(oops) i did it again

and ofc, john walker hate.

[trans-marvel-fan]

[textsfromtheavengers]

[sinceuh-when]

natasha during an avengers meeting:“listen up idiots and wanda!”

sam: “did you just call me an idiot?”

nat: “yes. yes i did. now listen up—”

[camilleisback]

Neil Josten, massaging his sore arm after practice: I think I pulled a muscle.

Kevin Day: Neil, you can't pull what you don't have.

[inc0rrect-marvel]

MJ: That raccoon is back in my kitchen

Ned: I’ll get the nuts

Peter: I’ll get the net

Tony: Please, God, just call animal control

[spideyandstark]

tony: hey everyone i’m tony stark welcome to my channel :)

tony: today i’m joined by my best friends rhodey and nat

peter, screaming at the tv in abject horror: MR STARK YOU’RE MEANT TO DO IT ON YOUTUBE NOT BUY THE TV NETWORK—

[rkishibes]

[on a conference about some serious global issue]

the governor: you're late

tony stark: first of all, you're lucky I decided to come