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[glitterhearth]

before the Class A vs B battle:

Monoma: so how'd you get Midoriya to respond to you, even if he knew your quirk?

Shinsou: I insulted a friend of his.

Monoma: Ah. Hmm.. Who should I insult?

Shinsou: I'm sure any of his classmates will do. He has a lot of friends, that guy. It's rather annoying, his will and capacity to befriend.

Shinsou: Maybe someone very good? Kind? Sweet? Generous? Inspiring? Delightful?

Monoma: Oh I know! I'm gonna insult Bakugou!

Shinsou:

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, after getting lost in the desert: Oh my God, we’re gonna die!

Bakugo: Calm down-

Izuku: Werewolves come out at night, Kacchan! I got thick thighs and a fat ass, I don’t want anyone eating me!

Bakugo: There’s a lot to unpack with that.

[silverynight]

Izuku: Til death do us part, right, Kacchan? Katsuki: It's cute you think death can separate us.

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Izuku: Hey Kacchan! Wanna go to the movies Friday night?

Katsuki: Why the hell would I want to do that

Izuku: There's a showing of the new All Might documentary - I thought we could go together and check the accuracy of all the costumes!

Katsuki: You damn nerd! That sounds...really nice, actually. I'll buy the popcorn.

[firesmokeandashes]

Happy Pride Month!!!

Here are some mha incorrect pride month quotes/scenarios!

••••••

Denki: "what's lgbtq+?"

The Bakusquad: "...."

The Bakusquad: 'how does he not know? He's literally dating Shinsou-'

Denki: "Like Im lgbtq but what is this plus for? Y'all got gay premium or something?"

Kirishima: 🤦‍♂️

Mina: *bursts into laughter and begins to furiously text shinsou what his dumb boyfriend just said*

Jirou: "this is why I like women.."

Sero: "dude I love you, but wtf!?"

Denki: "what? What wrong with what I said?"

Katsuki: "Everything dunce face, literally everything!!"

Meanwhile with Shinsou:

Shinsou: *crying while reading Mina's text*

Shinsou: "he's so stupid!"

Shinsou: *grabs his mini denki crochet doll and begins throttling it while crying*

Shinsou through tears: "he's so fucking stupid and I love him!"

••••••

Izuku: "hey kacchan?"

Katsuki reading a book: "yeah, nerd?"

Izuku: "do you know why they call it 'bisexual?'"

Katsuki without looking up from his book: "because 'bi' means two and bisexuals like two genders"

Izuku: "no. It's because we're all 'bi' ourselves"

Katsuki: *stares at Izuku*

Izuku: :D

Katsuki: *calmy marks his page and sets down his book*

Katsuki: "Well, then you must be the exception."

Izuku: "why's tha-"

Katsuki: *grabs Izuku's face and kisses him*

Katsuki: *pulls back* "that's why"

Izuku: 🥴💫

Katsuki: "Heh" *kisses Izuku again cause he's adorable*

••••••

Momo: "hey Jirou have you seen my-"

Momo: *freezes*

Jirou: *freezes*

Jirou: "it's not what it looks like!!"

Jirou's closet: *covered in Momo pictures and memorabilia*

Stack of Momo pictures: *falls out of Jirou's closet*

Jirou: 😅

Momo: 👀 💕

••••••

Shoto: *bursts into Izuku's room*

Shoto: "Midoriya! I believe I have developed what is called a 'crush'"

Izuku: "that's amazing Shoto! Who's the lucky person?"

Shoto: "Kirishima"

Izuku: "...."

Shoto: "what?"

Izuku: *hesitantly shows Shoto his phone's on facetime with Kacchan who's hanging out with Kirishima*

Shoto: "...."

Katsuki: *laughing his head off*

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•••••••

Ochako: *walks into Kitchen*

Toga: *freezes*

Ochako: "that better be spaghetti sauce"

Toga: "and if it's not?"

Ochako: "Gosh damn it, Toga! We talked about this!"

Toga: "but the cat was so cuuteee!"

Ochako: "NO-"

••••••

Iida: *casually walking through the common room*

Sero: *drops down in front of him hanging upside down from his tape*

Iida: *flustered* "Sero, that activity is not safe! UA regulations state that all‐ mmfgh!?"

Sero: *has grabbed Iida's face and is now kissing him spider-man style*

Sero: *lets go of Iida* "Sorry, love, I've just always wanted to do that! Now, what were you saying?"

Iida: *opens and closes mouth and red as a tomato*

Sero: 😏

••••••

And now this is the part where I come out to y'all as cupiosexual because I haven't done that yet, and now seems like the perfect time to do it!

Happy Pride Month Y'all!

[katsuizu-stuff]

*Katsuki tells his parents about the idea for making a suit for Izuku since he no longer has his quirk*

Katsuki: So are you going to give me the yen or what?

Mitsuki: You know buying a ring would be a better option, right?

Katsuki: A ring? What the fuck would that do?

Masaru: A ring would officially make him yours. In short, just marry Izuku

*Katsuki’s face goes bright red and accidentally uses his quirk*

Katsuki: Fuck off! I don’t need your damn help!

*Katsuki goes to his room fully embarrassed*

*Masaru and Mitsuki start laughing*

Mitsuki: Oh he is so in love

Masaru: Head over heels in love

[scftizuku]

Katsuki: Deku and I are no longer friends.

Izuku: KACCHAN THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[inkstainsandalcoholfangirls]

Izuku: Have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing?

Katsuki: Husband.

Izuku What?

Katsuki: Future husband. And he’s about to say ‘Ow’.

Izuku: What do you mean - [ Katsuki gently explodes his face before walking away ] OW! Kacchan! What was that for - WAIT. [link to post I remixed this from here]

[abriiya]

this probably happens a lot

extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?

1A: *points outside* over there

extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?

1A: *exasperated* flirting

midoriya and bakugou:

[shokarii]

silly lil bakugou doodles

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, on a really boring date:

Boring Dude: So a raisin can be anything-

Bakugo, runs ups and speaks in a Southern accent: Ma called, the bees are back! We gotta go!

Izuku, called Bakugo earlier to get him and speaks in a Southern accent: Ma called! The bees are back!

Boring Dude: Huh?

Izuku and Bakugo, runs out:

[moonycriesdies]

Katsuki: I don’t fucking like you.

Izuku: Then why do you always check on me?

Katsuki: Because I need to make sure you’re not planning something.

Izuku: You brought me soup when I was sick.

Katsuki: To weaken your defenses before I strike!

Izuku: You tucked me in.

Katsuki: Shut up.

[propussyslayer]

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

[silverynight]

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a green haired UA's teacher to date you. Is it true?

Pro hero Katsuki: No.

Interviewer: So the person in the video isn't you, Dynamight-san?

Pro hero Katsuki: Of course it's me! And I was begging Izuku to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk.

Interviewer: ...

[katsuizu-stuff]

Bakugo: What just happened?

Deku: Not sure. Wanna run lines in your trailer?

Noises: 🔈

Bakugo: hey so, umm, quick question about the script?

Deku: Wanna run lines in your trailer?

Noises get loud: 🔉🔉

Bakugo reading the script:

Deku: Lines in your trailer?

Noises get louder: 🔊🔊🔊

Bakugo reading the script:

Deku enters: Lines. Trailer.

Very aggressive noises: 🔊🔊🔊🔊

[definetelysaidatua]

katsuki: these cookies are terrible, i’ll give them a 3

deku: i made them myself :(

katsuki: ….out of 3. great job deku