#incorrect chaelisa

[incorrectblackmoo]

Jennie: I'm not saying that my trust issues were caused by Lisa leaving me for Rosé during Coachella.

Jennie: But five therapists have said exactly that.

[shiba-chuu]

Lisa: * holding a rock* Rosé just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Jisoo: If you don't marry her, I will.

[felixify]

Jennie : Look , as a straight woman , I think-

Chaelisa : Wait , What did you just call your self ?

Jennie : ...a straight woman ?

Chalisa : oh , so we're just saying things now ?

Chalisa : As a toaster , we-

Jennie : Shut up you morons !

Jisoo , obviously whipped and not even denying it : Yea guys , let my girl talk

[jennierubyjanej96]

BLACKPINK #005

rosé: lisa, why are you on the ground?

lisa: because I'm everything you need :)

rosé:

rosé: my patience will be on the ground if you keep it up

[wheewheein]

rosie: hey lisa! what's up?

lisa: i just bought two tickets to the movie!!

rosie: great, you can watch the movie twice!

[kpopinocorrect]

blackpink

Lisa: [walks in with mistletoe duct-taped to her forehead] 

Lisa: alright bitches lets make this Yuletide gay

[incorrect-kpop-ggs]

lisa, laying in bed: why don't you come join me?

rosé: please put your shirt back on, we're in Ikea. People are staring.

[incorrect-blackpinkquotes]

Lisa: I have an excellent gaydar™ I can determine if a girl is gay or not with just a glance

Rosé: I've been in love with you for years

Lisa: You've what?!

[incorreci-spaghetti]

Rosé: I fell-

Lisa: From heaven?

Rosé: No like I actually fell-

Lisa: In love with me the first moment you saw me?

Rosé: My arm is broken.

Lisa: Do you think I’m cute? Be honest.

[incorrectblackmoo]

Lisa: When Rosie joined I didn't know how to deal with my crush on her so I just wrote her a note that said, 'Get out of my company.'

Rosé: YG did not find it amusing when I showed up at his office, crying.

[shiba-chuu]

Lisa: I fucked up

Rosé: *trying to be supportive* We. We fucked up

[incorrectjenchulichaeng]

Rosé : I would die for you.

Lisa : Yesterday you said you would die for a single sip of cola, so I don't feel all that special.

Rosé : I would... Live for you?

Lisa : Better.

[jennierubyjanej96]

BLACKPINK #004

Lisa: So... there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you

Rosé: Finally...! You're proposing!

Lisa: Wha- how did you know I was gonna propose?!

Rosé: Lisa, you dropped the ring five times during dinner...

Rosé: I even picked it up once...

[queensparklekitten]

Rosé: *gets down on one knee* Will you...

Rosé:  *pulls out lighter* commit arson with me? 

[kpopinocorrect]

blackpink

Jisoo: Jennie kissed me! 

Rosé [Gasps] No!

 Rosé: [Squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!! 

Jisoo: It's unbelievable 

Rosé: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Rosé: Okay okay, I wanna hear everything, I'll get the wine and unplug the phone. Jisoo does this end well or do we need tissues?

Jisoo: Oh it ended verrrry well. 

Rosé: [Rushing over with the wine glasses] Do not start without me! Do not start without me! 

Rosé: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against the lips, or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kinda thing? 

Jisoo: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then... oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it...

Rosé: [Squealing] Awwww!

(Jennie and Lisa casually eating pizza around the table)

Jennie: And uh, and then I kissed her

Lisaa: With tongue?

Jennie:  Yeah.

Lisa: Cool.

[incorrect-kpop-ggs]

lisa: Who hurt you

rosé, sarcastically: You want a list?

lisa, pulling out a pocket knife: Yes.