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shadow-coolness · 1 year ago
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Shit Buddy Says
Buddy: Im not your buddy guy.
Buddy holding her sword to a store employee: I’d like to have all your chocolate.
Buddy: Im the best there is at what i do…but what i do isnt very nice.
Buddy after killing countless people: God forbid woman do anything!
Buddy: Im a Northern Asian/Russian Cyclops! They got more *long Censor* then they got the likes of me!
Buddy: I am vengeance! I am the night! I! AM! BUDDY!!
Buddy: Death to all who oppose me!
Buddy: I am Buddy Armstrong! THIS IS WHO I AM!!
Buddy: Fine, i guess you are my little Pogchamp. Come Here.
Chara:…What?
Buddy: I said COME HERE!!
Buddy: I am an Avenger.
Dr.Yado: Nancy?
Buddy: Who the hells Nancy?
Buddy: Dude thats my world!
Chara: Thats your world dude!
Dr.Yado: Buddy….I am your father.
Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Buddy: I could take Chara.
Core Frisk: In a fight right?
Buddy:…..
Core Frisk: In a fight….right?
Buddy:Excuse you i have steely focus and im complex….And thats alot for some people!
Buddy: What is a man?! Just a miserable pile of sadness!
Buddy: I am a WARRIOR!!! And you can BURN IN HELL!!!
Buddy to Kiwi: Tell me, does a being such as yourself feel Fear?!
Buddy: God Fucking DAMMIT Chara! Where the FUCK are we?!?!
Buddy: I dont who this Wonka guy is but i will find him and i WILL have his chocolate factory.
*Buddy meets the Dreamur family*
Toriel: So…Buddy can you tell us something about yourself?
Buddy: I only have one nipple.
*Awkward silence*
Buddy reaches for the bottom of her shirt: I can sho-
Everyone: NOOOOOOO-
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hangon-silvergirl · 30 days ago
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make some noise (dropout.tv) + the onion; we spun it off "unchanged"
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greghatecrimes · 11 months ago
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this is definitely how it happened in canon
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 1 year ago
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House: *Screams*
Y/N: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Wilson: Should we do something?!
Cuddy, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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crookedmime · 2 months ago
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REALLY WISH this was what happened
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April: Your boyfriend is kinda… Raph.
Mona Lisa: And your boyfriend is extremely Donatello. What’s your point?
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l0vecrim3 · 1 year ago
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lisa frankenstein + tumblr posts
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snandle · 4 months ago
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In the fic I'm writing House put a stink bomb in Wilson's office so Wilson has to use an office downstairs and this is how I imagined that conversation going
Cuddy: You put a stink bomb in Wilson's office?!?
House: Technically I only accentuated what was already there
Cuddy: House-
House: What? More clinic hours? Get creative
Cuddy: Alright. No Wilson
House: wait what
Cuddy: Wilson your office is gonna be moved to the ground floor where you'll be staying for at least a week
House: What? No! I object, If I don't annoy him how will I get my eureka moment?
Cuddy: Figure it out yourself (as she walks out of her office)
House: (calls out after her) PEOPLE WILL DIE FOR THIS
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nobodyytodaylol · 1 year ago
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jadedgravity · 4 months ago
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House MD text posts Pt. 3
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deadtiredghost · 1 year ago
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how I think they might text each other:
(Post season 4)
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U can only add 30 at a time... so here come 2 more posts :]
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shadow-coolness · 1 year ago
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Chara covers one eye: How do you see like this?
Buddy: I turn around.
Chara: Sounds exhausting.
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worm-rwby · 4 months ago
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Bug Porn
Regent *exasperated*: Will Taylor please stop with the bug porn!
Taylor *from behind a bug filled aquarium*: It's not bug porn! They're mating because I need more!
Regent: That's exactly what a bug porn lover would say!
Aisha: Hey, we don't kinkshame in this house
Taylor: Not a kink
Lisa: Yeah, leave TayTay alone. Autistic have hobbies too.
Taylor: Not a Hobby
Regent: She needs to be stopped
Taylor: This energy isn't good for them! It took me forever to convince this many to mate!
Brian: Convince them?
Regent: Are you saying you respectfully asked the spiders to have sex?
Aisha: I too love consent
Taylor *groaning and hissing, too frustrated to properly communicate*
Rachel *aggressively body tackling everyone away*: She wants to be left alone!
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malpractisnt · 8 months ago
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more house md x txt posts
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 1 year ago
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House: I just ended a four year relationship.
Cuddy: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
House: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Wilson and Y/N fighting from across the room*
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crookedmime · 6 months ago
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I really don’t know much about what is going to happen on this show, but I’m always crossing my fingers for the two men + baby trap trope.
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