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Jennie : *Answers Phone* Hello?

Lisa : It's Lisa

Jennie : What did she do this time?

Lisa : No, it's me, Lisa. It's actually me.

Jennie : What did you do this time?

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Rosé: I’m kind of cold

Jennie: Here take my jacket

Jisoo: I’m cold too

Lisa: Well damn Jisoo I can’t control the weather

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KTL Director: I’m going to have each of you do what you’re best at.

KTL Director: In order: expensive, gay, beautiful, tears.

Jennie: Right.

Lisa: Makes sense.

Jisoo: Correct.

Rosè, sniffling: I don’t know where you got that idea!

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Jisoo : Lisa can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Lisa : Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I said that.

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Jisoo : Don't worry, I'm fine.

Jennie : You got STABBED unnie, you're not "fine!"

Jisoo : I have been stabbed before!

Jennie : It's not like you build an immunity to stab wounds!!!

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Jisoo : I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Lisa : All I drank was Redbull!

Jisoo : How Many?

Lisa : Eighteen.

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Jisoo partnered up with Jennie, waiting to scare Chaelisa outside the dorm : *knocks the door*

Jennie, with Chaelisa while watching a horror movie : Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Lisa : *scared* Not me !

Rosé : *frightened* Not me !

Jennie : ......Neither one of you are as dumb as you lean on to be.

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Jisoo : In light of what you did today, you can hug me for four t five seconds.

Lisa : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!

Jisoo : NO!!! Four TO five seconds

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Rosé : Lisa, add 'Zucchini' to that shopping list.

Lisa : *writing* Z-U-K-

Rosé : Nope

Lisa : Z-O-O-K-

Rosé : No...

Lisa : Let's get corn instead

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Lisa : Sorry mom, called you on accident.

Lisa's mom : No worries. Had you on accident.

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Jennie : What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Lisa : Burn the house down.

Jennie : And what did you do?

Lisa : I made dinner.

Jennie :

Lisa : And burnt the house down.

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Jennie : I need you to be totally straight with me.

Lisa : *nervous laughter*

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Rosé : That's not funny.

Lisa : I thought it was funny.

Rosé : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking about a meme you saw on instagram.

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Jennie : How much did you spend on this date?

Lisa : $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 per month.

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Rosé : You think you are smarter than everyone else?

Jisoo : I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Lisa : Are you sure Jennie's a gay? She barely even looks at me.