#incorrect elite force

[lucy-frostblade]

oliver: so i saw you spending a lot of time with chase lately

kaz: no, oliver, it’s not what it looks like i swear!

oliver: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

kaz: no reason! me and chase are just dating, okay, he’s my boyfriend.

oliver: so there are no best friend feelings at all?

kaz: you are still my one and only best friend, he’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

oliver: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

kaz: of course!

chase: what the-

[thelittleangryitalian]

Leo: Is anyone in this house straight?

The Elite force: Oliver

Oliver: I’ll have you know I kissed Kaz once

Chase to Kaz: You kissed Oliver?

Kaz: We were twelve!

[vampheobe]

[lab-trash]

Chase: Don’t be cocky. It doesn't look good. Oliver: (clears throat) Chase: On you. I can pull it off.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Lady and gentleman, today Trashmouth Tozier will do something he has never done before

Bev: Refer to himself as I or me?

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max, to Pete: Dude, slow down a notch. You gotta take it smooth and slow with the ladies. Max: *puts an arm around Grace* Grace: Too much. Max: *takes arm down* Okay.

[tabl3]

always jumpscares me when i realize that (my) oliver and leo are taller than skylar

[kukos-satellite]

Since my brain has been free out of writers block jail now so many ideas are flooding my head, like yes! And no! First off, it’s fantastic but it’s a curse as well because I won’t be able to write them out 😭

I always have a temptation to write everything I think of and that’s not a good thing 😭😭

[nickfurysrighteye]

kaz: you dated the brutal traitor that tried to kill you and your family??

chase: he wasn't a brutal traitor when i was dating him..

[chase-smartestmanalive-davenport]

Bree: Spike gets offended by everything.

Spike: What did you say about me?!?

Bree:

Bree: Case in point.

[secretsandlabrats]

Kaz: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Chase: Wasn't Skylar with you?

Skylar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

[lucy-frostblade]

the elite force getting back from a mission kaz: *collapses* chase: CALL 911 ILL DO MOUTH TO MOUTH chase: AS A FRIEND

[thelittleangryitalian]

Kaz: A guy hit on Skylar today

Chase: I mean Skylar, you’re a catch. But they’re using the wrong bait

[chirpschirps]

Bree: Mi amor, how long has it been since we waltzed?

Skylar: Oh Bree *dips her* Hours.

[lab-trash]

Bree: Why are you two being weird? Kaz: Chase and I kissed. Skylar: WHAT?! Chase: To keep our cover from being blown. We didn’t have a choice. Skylar: TELL ME EVERYTHING! Kaz: Skylar, it was just a kiss, okay? It was for a mission. It was nothing. Perry: Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call me when you grab each other’s asses. Oliver: You should not be saying things like that to people three decades younger than you.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Part 9 of things I've said/heard people say as characters

Chase: Don't tell me what to do I'm better than you