#incorrect himym

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: I'm perfectly fine!

Ava: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Bob: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

[sayangrafayel]

Crow family Pt. We're men! 🍞

Luke and Kieran hanging out

MC: You boys need anything? I'm going to the kitchen.

Kieran: Umm, can you make us toast? Crusts cut off?

MC: Ok!

MC leaves

Luke: Wait, Kieran. What are we doing? We're men!

Luke: MOM! LEAVE THE CRUSTS ON!

Yes she's their mom. No one can change my mind.

[wildlyincorrect]

Fiyero, to Glinda and Elphaba: So, how long have you two been together? Elphaba: No. No, no, no, no. No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. No. Glinda and I are not together. No. No. Glinda: Really? 16 no's? Really?

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: this is unbelievable…you know every single one of my stories

Y/N: wow it’s official…we’re an old married couple

Wanda: yeah I guess we are

Y/N: we did it!

The two high five and nuzzle…

[theysangastheyslew]

Hurray for more pre-war shenanigans 🥳

Feels kinda anti-climatic now considering how long I wrestled with this one but oh well! Who has time to learn how animate things anyways? 😆 Now would this have worked better time-wise if LH were talking to Magath and Pieck? Yes, but it’s hard to pass up the opportunity to call Yelena a bitch :)

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Rooster: ...I cannot stop staring at Hangman's face.

Dagger Squad: *stares at him* ...

Phoenix: “Face”? That's your weirdest nickname for Hangman's pecs yet.

Rooster: *blushes hard*

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: Sand...

Anakin: Yup...

Ahsoka: Instead of telling Padmé you love her for the first time, you said “I hate sand.”

Anakin: Yeah...

Ahsoka:

Anakin:

Ahsoka: How does that happen..?

Anakin, disappointed in himself: I don’t know..

[incorrectquoteshimym]

Ted: You're only dating Robin to annoy me!

Barney: No, I'm dating Robin because she's awesome. Annoying you is just an added bonus.

[bunny7567]

Y/n: You live on Kamino, right? I could swing through and pick you up. Fives: All right, first of all, my brothers live on Kamino. I live in the moment.

[losver07]

sirius: honey, since you're obsessed with chocolate, can you help me pick out a box for-

remus: first of all, im not obsessed

james: yes you are!

remus: im not!

peter: moony, you went to the doctor's and he asked you to stop eating chocolate. so he could examine you.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena, to everyone: Hey, if we don't make it through the night, I want you guys to know – and I really mean this – I wish I had branched out and made more friends in my 20s.

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb: Let me show you a magic trick with this gadget!

MC: Whoa whoa, is that a bomb!?

Caleb: NO QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE PLEASE.

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: Elphie, you can't move in with Fiyero! Elphaba: Why not? Glinda: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup? Elphaba: I'm not wearing makeup right now. Glinda: Holy crap, you're beautiful!

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda tries to get herself dressed…

Wanda: it was great but w-we’re friends

Y/N: okay I understand…can I talk to you as a friend?

Wanda: sure

Y/N: Wanda guess who just nailed the hottest Avenger?

Y/N goes for a high five, Wanda gives a high five back…

Y/N: but in all seriousness, you are wonderful and I want something to be there for us.

Wanda: (blushes) I-I do too.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Hinata, pregnant w/ Boruto: Sorry it’s taking so long for him to kick. He kicked for everybody else.

Naruto: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Sai: Top ten things Naruto said on his wedding night.

Sakura: Woah! It was small but I think I felt it!

Kiba: Top ten things Hinata said on her wedding night!

Hinata: *giggles*

Naruto: Stop laughing at it, Hinata!

Everyone: Top ten things Naruto said on his wedding night!

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[After accidentally eating a pot brownie] Jin Ling: JiuJiu has no idea I’m high. Jiang Chang: You’re high? Jin Ling: Oh, I’m sorry. Jin Ling, leaning over to Wei Wuxian: JiuJiu has no idea I’m high.