#incorrect hydra
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mimkpikaboobies · 3 months ago
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pixelatedsticks · 8 months ago
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(I have no motivation to draw so you get an incorrect quote)
Hydra: so while hydrogen as a fuel source was discovered in 1839. The hydrogen tanker, aka me, was made and used by the public officially in 2019-
Lumber: *tuned him out*
Slick: *internally screaming*
Porter: *calculating*
Porter: ……………
Porter: wait, so you’re 5 years old?
Hydra: …
Lumber: …
Slick:…
Hydra: wait that’s not what I-
*later*
Lumber: remember to eat you vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like us older freights
Porter: they grow up so fast-
I remember when you were just a wee lad-
Hydra: ……
Slick: awww, is somebody cranky? Does someone need a nap???
Hydra: I HATE ALL OF YOU
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years ago
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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
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dinahstissue · 8 months ago
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imc0nfus3d08 · 2 months ago
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Rusty : *putting his feet up on a table* So I heard you like bad boys
Pearl : No?
Rusty : Oh thank Starlight, that was awful - Hydra you can put it out now
Hydra : *coughing and trying to smoke a cigarette* Did it work?
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sparrowindisguise · 6 months ago
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Hydra: I think I'm gay
greaseball: congratulations dipshit you were the last one to figure that out
**Dinah smacks greaseball in the shoulder** greaseball be nice
greaseball sorry I mean thank you for telling us I guess...?
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starlight-lesbians · 8 months ago
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....um yeah
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The Winter Soldier: angrily presses Steve against a wall WHERE'S THE FILE [or whatever HYDRA wants]?! Steve: … Steve: Are we about to kiss-
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i-au-a-q · 10 months ago
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Hydra!Peter
Steve: Wait, Hydra made you?
Peter: Yup. Spider powers and all.
Sam: Why aren’t you more messed up?
Steve: Sam!
Peter: I eat a lot of pizza. Helps balance things out.
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mimkpikaboobies · 6 months ago
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Yelena: what's your body count?
Bucky: to many to remember
Yelena*whispering*: showoff
Bucky*in his mind*: i've killed so many people
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buckys-baby-boy · 6 months ago
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Sam, interrupting one of Bucky's rants: And let me guess, the lizard people were behind it?
Bucky: No, that's an antisemitic conspiracy theory.
Bucky: It was Hydra.
Sam:
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years ago
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*Avengers Watching a true crime documentary*
Peter: Why do we give serial killers cool names?
Tony: What do you mean?
Peter: We give them cool names like "the Zodiac killer". Imagine everyone knowing you as "the zodiac killer"! That'd be awesome!
Steve: What?
Peter: Like, why don't we call them stupid names or like "killer 16" or "serial killer 23". Thats boring, they'd hate that
Bucky: but thats boring for us
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dinahstissue · 8 months ago
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women who are kind of evil ❤️
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imc0nfus3d08 · 2 months ago
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Hydra : You're my best friend but I'd 100% fuck you if you asked
Rusty : What?
Hydra : what.
Lumber : *not looking up from his book* He said he'd fuck you if you asked
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nix-sacrificium · 6 months ago
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This was s’posed to be part of a series but
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starlight-lesbians · 9 months ago
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If you like my memes, you should check out my sketch comms! I have rent due soon and I'd super appreciate any commissions :)
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