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#bucky barnes#winter soldier#marvel incorrect quotes#the winter soldier#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel#ws#bucky barnes hydra#hydra#incorrect hydra#black widow#yelena belova#antonia dreykov#red guardian#alexei shostakov#us agent#john walker#thunderbolts*
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(I have no motivation to draw so you get an incorrect quote)
Hydra: so while hydrogen as a fuel source was discovered in 1839. The hydrogen tanker, aka me, was made and used by the public officially in 2019-
Lumber: *tuned him out*
Slick: *internally screaming*
Porter: *calculating*
Porter: ……………
Porter: wait, so you’re 5 years old?
Hydra: …
Lumber: …
Slick:…
Hydra: wait that’s not what I-
*later*
Lumber: remember to eat you vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like us older freights
Porter: they grow up so fast-
I remember when you were just a wee lad-
Hydra: ……
Slick: awww, is somebody cranky? Does someone need a nap???
Hydra: I HATE ALL OF YOU
#starlight express london 2024#starlight express#hydra the hydrogen tanker#slick the oil tanker#porter the coal truck#lumber the wood truck#incorrect quotes
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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
#Peter tried to take down an entire Hydra base on his own#he did do it but he got extremely injured#he couldn't make it home or to the compound#so he slept in a dumpster#it was very comfortable#peter parker#ironman#spiderman#tony stark#irondad#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#mcu#incorrect peter parker
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#true b(romance)#starlight express#stex london 2024#incorrect stex quotes#hydra the hydrogen tanker#rusty the steam engine#stex rusty#stex hydra#dinah the dining car#stex dinah#rusty x hydra#idk their ship name
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Rusty : *putting his feet up on a table* So I heard you like bad boys
Pearl : No?
Rusty : Oh thank Starlight, that was awful - Hydra you can put it out now
Hydra : *coughing and trying to smoke a cigarette* Did it work?
#stex revival#incorrect quotes#rusty the steam engine#hydra the hydrogen tanker#pearl the observation car
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Hydra: I think I'm gay
greaseball: congratulations dipshit you were the last one to figure that out
**Dinah smacks greaseball in the shoulder** greaseball be nice
greaseball sorry I mean thank you for telling us I guess...?
#✴ jesters mentally ill shit#starlight express#starlight express greaseball#greaseball the diesel#stex greaseball#stex london 2024#stex 2024#stex revival#stex#dinah the dining car#stex dinah#dinah starlight express#hydra starlight express#stex hydra#hydra the hydrogen tanker#stex incorrect quotes
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....um yeah
#starlight express london 2024#starlight express#stex#rory rambles! 💕#stex incorrect quotes#hydra is the muppet joker idk
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The Winter Soldier: angrily presses Steve against a wall WHERE'S THE FILE [or whatever HYDRA wants]?! Steve: … Steve: Are we about to kiss-
#marvel#marvel mcu#bucky barnes#james buchanan barnes#steve rogers#steve x bucky#incorrect quotes#steven grant rogers#stucky#the winter soldier#sargent barnes#mcu#captain america#captain america the winter soldier#hydra
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Hydra!Peter
Steve: Wait, Hydra made you?
Peter: Yup. Spider powers and all.
Sam: Why aren’t you more messed up?
Steve: Sam!
Peter: I eat a lot of pizza. Helps balance things out.
#incorrect peter parker#incorrect sam wilson#incorrect captain america#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#hydra!peter#hydra peter#hydrapeter#hydra au#marvel au#pizza fixes all#incorrect spiderman quotes#incorrect falcon#falcon
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Yelena: what's your body count?
Bucky: to many to remember
Yelena*whispering*: showoff
Bucky*in his mind*: i've killed so many people
#bucky barnes#winter soldier#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#the winter soldier#marvel#ws#bucky barnes hydra#hydra#incorrect hydra#yelena belova
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Sam, interrupting one of Bucky's rants: And let me guess, the lizard people were behind it?
Bucky: No, that's an antisemitic conspiracy theory.
Bucky: It was Hydra.
Sam:
#hes a conspiracy theorist in my heart#bucky barnes#winter soldier#incorrect quotes#sam wilson#captain america#hydra#fist of hydra#bucky barnes hydra
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*Avengers Watching a true crime documentary*
Peter: Why do we give serial killers cool names?
Tony: What do you mean?
Peter: We give them cool names like "the Zodiac killer". Imagine everyone knowing you as "the zodiac killer"! That'd be awesome!
Steve: What?
Peter: Like, why don't we call them stupid names or like "killer 16" or "serial killer 23". Thats boring, they'd hate that
Bucky: but thats boring for us
#bucky likes true crime documentaries#but he didnt at first#because he was scared it was him who had done it for all the unsolved ones#natasha would comfort him in her own way by saying#“do you really think you or Hydra were smart enough to pull that off?”#avengers#spiderman#winter soldier#steve rogers#bucky#Tony stark#ironman#peter parker#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#tony stark
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women who are kind of evil ❤️
#stex london 2024#starlight express#incorrect stex quotes#slick oil the oil tanker#hydra the hydrogen tanker#stex slick oil#stex hydra
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Hydra : You're my best friend but I'd 100% fuck you if you asked
Rusty : What?
Hydra : what.
Lumber : *not looking up from his book* He said he'd fuck you if you asked
#stex revival#incorrect quotes#hydra the hydrogen tanker#lumber the wood truck#rusty the steam engine#rustrogen
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This was s’posed to be part of a series but
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If you like my memes, you should check out my sketch comms! I have rent due soon and I'd super appreciate any commissions :)
#starlight express london 2024#starlight express#stex#rory rambles! 💕#hydra the hydrogen tanker#stex incorrect quotes
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