#incorrect hydra

[mimkpikaboobies]

[pixelatedsticks]

(I have no motivation to draw so you get an incorrect quote)

Hydra: so while hydrogen as a fuel source was discovered in 1839. The hydrogen tanker, aka me, was made and used by the public officially in 2019-

Lumber: *tuned him out*

Slick: *internally screaming*

Porter: *calculating*

Porter: ……………

Porter: wait, so you’re 5 years old?

Hydra: …

Lumber: …

Slick:…

Hydra: wait that’s not what I-

*later*

Lumber: remember to eat you vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like us older freights

Porter: they grow up so fast-

I remember when you were just a wee lad-

Hydra: ……

Slick: awww, is somebody cranky? Does someone need a nap???

Hydra: I HATE ALL OF YOU

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

[dinahstissue]

[imc0nfus3d08]

Rusty : *putting his feet up on a table* So I heard you like bad boys

Pearl : No?

Rusty : Oh thank Starlight, that was awful - Hydra you can put it out now

Hydra : *coughing and trying to smoke a cigarette* Did it work?

[sparrowindisguise]

Hydra: I think I'm gay

greaseball: congratulations dipshit you were the last one to figure that out

**Dinah smacks greaseball in the shoulder** greaseball be nice

greaseball sorry I mean thank you for telling us I guess...?

[starlight-lesbians]

....um yeah

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

The Winter Soldier: angrily presses Steve against a wall WHERE'S THE FILE [or whatever HYDRA wants]?! Steve: … Steve: Are we about to kiss-

[i-au-a-q]

Hydra!Peter

Steve: Wait, Hydra made you?

Peter: Yup. Spider powers and all.

Sam: Why aren’t you more messed up?

Steve: Sam!

Peter: I eat a lot of pizza. Helps balance things out.

[mimkpikaboobies]

Yelena: what's your body count?

Bucky: to many to remember

Yelena*whispering*: showoff

Bucky*in his mind*: i've killed so many people

[buckys-baby-boy]

Sam, interrupting one of Bucky's rants: And let me guess, the lizard people were behind it?

Bucky: No, that's an antisemitic conspiracy theory.

Bucky: It was Hydra.

Sam:

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Avengers Watching a true crime documentary*

Peter: Why do we give serial killers cool names?

Tony: What do you mean?

Peter: We give them cool names like "the Zodiac killer". Imagine everyone knowing you as "the zodiac killer"! That'd be awesome!

Steve: What?

Peter: Like, why don't we call them stupid names or like "killer 16" or "serial killer 23". Thats boring, they'd hate that

Bucky: but thats boring for us

[dinahstissue]

women who are kind of evil ❤️

[imc0nfus3d08]

Hydra : You're my best friend but I'd 100% fuck you if you asked

Rusty : What?

Hydra : what.

Lumber : *not looking up from his book* He said he'd fuck you if you asked

[nix-sacrificium]

This was s’posed to be part of a series but

[starlight-lesbians]

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