#incorrect interview with the vampire quotes

[mysillydragonhoard]

*voice of a man about to ruin a relationship build on perfectly good lies* mind if I ask a few follow-up questions?

[vampire-dove]

Daniel about Lestat and Armand: I walked in and the blonde one was screaming and the hot one was stuck.

Lestat and Louis at the same time: The hot one?!

[flysafepapi]

Louis: You can't leave, Daniel.

Daniel: This was always gonna happen. This was never my life. It was just something that got in the way of it.

Armand: What are you talking about? You love it here.

Daniel: I'm not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm syndrome.

Armand: Oh, grow up, you've never even been to Switzerland!

[blazeeblake]

Concert Tech: Mr. Lioncourt! Mr. Lioncourt?

Roadie: You’re gonna have to give him a moment, son. Lestat de Lioncourt needs to think about his entire life before he plays.

[slow zoom on Lestat in shadow, just out of reach of the stage lights ahead of him, cue title card] INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

[evelina-lupu-iwtv-oc]

claudia: stop calling me a bad guy just because i'm orchestrating your downfall 🙄

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I had to do this guys

[moondustinfj]

[halyasgirl]

Daniel…

[frooogscream]

[the-crooked-library]

my absolute favourite devil's minion dynamic, ft: my last night's text conversation with my husband

[amrubrum]

[vampire-dove]

Armand: I am NOT going to sit here and let you accuse me of things I did.

[oldwitchsleep]

could not help myself

[skyrigel]

He wasn't always an ipad kid...

[evelina-lupu-iwtv-oc]

evelina: if I had a nickel for everytime one of my parents owned a brothel I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[brian-kinney-apologist]